Afternoon Crumbs
ShamWow Vince vs. The tongue-eating prosty: Now there's some horrifying pictures! Weeee! - TSG
Why is the fugliest Kardashian in Maxim? - Egotastic!
Public Indecency: Twit and Twat rubbing on one another in a Levitz or some place like that - Hollywood Tuna
This is like the plot of a late 80s comedy: Celine Dion is planning to buy a Canadian hockey team - Lainey Gossip
The country's first tranny mayor is getting her own reality show - Towleroad
Lady CaCa's tuck game is improving (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Where's David Duchovny?! - Cityrag
Scott didn't see it coming, did he? - Scandalist
Patti Stranger would just tell Aniston to straighten her hair even more, hike up her tits and act like a dumb bimbo - Popsugar
Josh Duhamel's nipples are happy to see you - Just Jared
Drunktard alert - Hollywood Rag
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The most horrifying thing in ShamWow's bloody pics was the pre paid cell phone from 1999. Which one can't get a better phone- the idiot who paid $1000 to get what looks like a freebie at any bar after midnight, or the toungue chomping hooker that just got overpaid by $990?
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup
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The ho looks like she got the worst of it...poor ho.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ya, where IS David Duchovny? I miss that hot piece of ass.
emlarue
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:41pm.
Are you getting this, Mr. Camera Man?
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Hah! good one
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:27pm.
Rules to live by:
adding: Just sit in at womens sex addict meetings.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Rules to live by:
Don't kiss prostitutes
Don't eat the popcorn at adult movie theaters
Don't wear your good shoes to the peepshow booth
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:10pm.
...Poor Sham Wow Vince....always feed your meth whore before the lovin'....otherwise she will think you're the apetizer......be grateful she didn't munch down hard on your peen or nutsack...can I hear an AMEN from the choir!!!!
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AMEN! *bowing down to my Rev. Toonkinstein*... PREACH MY BRUTHA!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who kisses a prostitute? If Vince really wanted to taste the previous cock, I'm sure the guy would let him.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
...Poor Sham Wow Vince....always feed your meth whore before the lovin'....otherwise she will think you're the apetizer......be grateful she didn't munch down hard on your peen or nutsack...can I hear an AMEN from the choir!!!!
Why would the hooker bite Vinces tongue?
If she was hungry they could have called room service.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Isn't prostution was illigal? Why wasn't both vince and the hooker arrested?
vince could just go to a bar and get a drunk co-ed?
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Oregon Trans Mayor Stu Rasmussen to Get Reality Show
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I'll bet octocunt is livid!!
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the end...
Got damn, V looks like a SlapChop victim. I bet no one loves his nuts now.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I got chills.
they're multiplying.
It's electrifying...
TMZ had those pictures right in your face the other day or a couple, I'm not looking again. I"m glad they weren't like that on here.
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
Wow, those pictures are hard to look at.
Did you see the used condoms? At least they practiced safe sex.
I got chills.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Come on. A reality show? Doesn't that kind of fuck with the credibility he *might* be hoping to have?
Are you getting this, Mr. Camera Man?
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Drive safe, don't smoke weed and rock out with your cocks out. Peace motherfuckers!
ricki lake, I'm Team Khloe, too.
Kourtney (ugh) is gross. I'm not a guy, but I think she looks like she'd be boring in bed. She has no range. You can tell by those repetitive photos.
Blah.
"Why is the fugliest Kardashian in Maxim?"
There are degrees of fugliness amongst the KardASSians??????
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Why did I look at some of those pics?
*ishk!*
Josh Duhamel's nipples are happy to see you
- And so are mine and mah bagina juice maker.
*excuses self to the ladies room*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I love the bottle of lube on the table with the empty bottles.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Having gotten a longer look at Khloe Kardassian recently, I concur that Kourteney is the ugliest Kardassian. Kim is technically the 'prettiest' but she is a skank with a heinous ego. Khloe is tall, actually kinda pretty, and has a 'tude that won't put up with shit. (Threatening to sue Kim/Kris over Kim's shitty perfume name? AH-mazing.) Plus Donald Trump was mean to Khloe. TEAM KHLOE!!!
lol @ "Scott didn't see it coming, did he?" Haha!
Holy shit, Vince looks like fucking death in that pic!
i don't think kourtney is the fugliest kardashian but anyway...that's just my opinion.
the pics of those two are just plain gross. what happeend?? the hooker bit his tongue???? oh my freaking god! :|
Yeah because Maxim only ever featured A-list chicks to posed (half) naked. They were lucky if they even got B-list FFS.
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No-one can give me the air that's mine to breathe.
All I can say is...
That hotel room is a dump...it looks like a $20 flophouse.
Kind of feeling sorry with the prostitute. Gosh, she looks beaten. Poor thing.
I don't understand the ShamWow guy and hooker, what went wrong, sex is pretty simple and other than an exchange of body fluids it can be kept clean & tidy; how do you fuck up sex that bad? How I long for the good old days, when a hooker fucked & sucked, got paid, then handed her cash over to the crack dealer on the corner, and everybody was happy....life was simple back then.
Schlomi should have watched Pretty Woman. Kissing hookers is too personal!!!
That said, I'd be amazingly pissed if some ho I was paying to go down on me bit my tongue and wouldn't let it go. I'd give that bitch a couple black eyes too!
Face it, if the police investigated and decided not to charge either of them, they were probably both at fault. Team no one. Damn.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 2:44pm.
ShamWow pics are fascinating for the fact that according to TSG that dude was charged "750 dollars a night" to stay in that "luxurious" dump of a room in Miami.
For real. She's more of a $1000 hooker than that is a $750 hotel room.
1-Man that hooker got the STD's knocked out of her!!! Sham-wow guy has some demons!
2-How the HELL did Fugie land Josh Duhamel????
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I'm trying to figure out if ShamWow's bloodied face was from her hitting him or from getting his tongue bit?
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
The Sham Wow guy fuckery is funny and disturbing on so many levels. Did you check out the pic with TWO (?) rubbers. WTF is up with that? As to the two combatants I say we call this one a draw with a rematch on Pay Per View at a time to be determined later.
damn shamwow vince...what the hell went on that room?
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nice ass...when does it open?
"Giant Kong Kardashian thing." Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
That's still cleaner than the rooms in the Days Inn in Neptune, NJ.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"the recent bloody battle between TV pitchman Vince Shlomi and a Miami hooker"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html
oooh. my. god.
I laughed when I first read that but after looking at those pics, all I can say is that fight was BRUTAL. just some observations:
his mouth is covered in blood, but I can't tell if his tongue was injured because it looks kind of ok. but HER mouth has a huge gash on it and she looks like he gave her two black eyes. her face has blood all over so the blood on HIS face could be hers as well. she's knocked out, he's awake. whatever she did to him, he did 5 times worse right back at her.
the used condoms on the bed and bloody phone just add to the "WTF happened here?" factor.
and shlomi - never, ever kiss a hooker on the lips. they don't like that!
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
I wonder if they used a shamwow to clean up the bloody mess.
Josh Duhamel's nipples are happy to see you.
Not half as happy as I am to see them.
See I had a great comment and then I watch the link and nuttin' honey. Sure his biceps are stretching the arms of the tee shirt, but the nips were hidden. MK you are such a tease.
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
That would be an absolute shame if Stu Rasmussen makes her life into a reality show. What the goddamn is wrong with everyone, making spectacles of their lives instead of just living them? It's just awful.
ShamWow pics are fascinating for the fact that according to TSG that dude was charged "750 dollars a night" to stay in that "luxurious" dump of a room in Miami. One word Vince: Delano.
GD it! I want MK's take on AI -- not some other ho's!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
You would think Vince had some money for socks, after all that sham wow success. What douche bag. The ho should have bit his boney ass nose too!
Nothing like seeing ShamWow Vince with his mouth wide open and eyes closed.
*crawls under covers*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Holy hell. What the hell were ShamWow and ShamWench DOING??