Own A Piece Of POOP
GOOP is not only good for laughs, but if you're really constipated it will bring on the runs in a major way. Fishsticks Patrow's latest ODE TO ME newsletter is all about her fashion picks of the season. Yeah, I can hear your ass rumbling from here. It's ready to barf. Read a piece of this shit:
First of all, I never know what to wear in Los Angeles (are those pajamas??) and inexplicably, I am always freezing here. Having had a good look through the spring collections, I don’t think it’s necessary to make any sweeping changes. They are still selling gladiators that are almost identical to the ones I got last spring and there hasn’t been any major shift in silhouettes. I am going to stick with the classics and update a few simple pieces that are easy to wear.
Don't stick to the classics, stick a fist in your mouth instead, Fishy!
Fishy goes on to show a bunch of ugly and boring shit from a Burberry dress to some stuff from TopShop. She only posted the TopShop shit for the little people. You know she doesn't even pick off her own toejam in that crap. Click here to see all of Fishy's choices.
Fishy also cleaned out her own closet and decided to put some of her throwaways on eBay. The proceeds from the auction will go to The Robin Hood Foundation. Fishy, being the dumbass that she is, fucked up the link to the auction and still hasn't fixed it. Click here to see that shit on eBay.
If you buy any of her crap, make sure you dip that shit in hot water mixed with a strong antibacterial soup before wearing. Pretentiousness might be contagious.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz fishy...
Go and take a microbiotic yoga/pilates class,smoke your daily 2 packs of ciggies(which apparently you STILL do even though they they are full of nasty chemicals)and take your tedious web site and shove it up your arse....
So - being new to this site (and loving it completely!) I have this to say about GP...her "cringe-worthy" time is nigh...when her kids get into their teens (and maybe before) they will let her know in no uncertain terms just how far "out of it" she really is....I am reminded of Barbara Hershey and David Carridine (Kung-Fu) way back in the extremely embarrasing 70's - they lived in a tree house and named their son "Free". I am sure that both of them (if they can still remember) squirm when they think of this. GP may be headed down the same slippery slope - incidently, as soon as "Free" was of age he changed his name to something completely generic - like "john"!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 11:31am.
Soy or regular?
She reminds me of a glass of milk.
Submitted by Paige123 on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 9:31am.
That is a bland kind of outfit, just like her personality.
eggzactly
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:40am.
She wears a size 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's a 10 UK. More like a 4-6 US.
Dear Thinks She's Queen of Everything:
How typically hubristic of you (here, put a dictionary link on your POOP site http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hubris) to assume us peons need your fashion advice. One look at Candy Spelling or Paris Hilton tells us that neither money nor pedigree ensures taste OR style. Here's my advice to you, as a member of the mom jeans midwest crowd who knows enough to wear my Sunday-go-to-meetin' bonnet ONLY on Sundays): Those fugly-ass sandals would look OODLES better turned sideways and crammed up your pretentious asshole.
Sincerely,
ImpertinentVixen
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
That is a bland kind of outfit, just like her personality.
sorry that pant suits not classic neither are those sandals Goopy needs to research classic styles
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
She may work out now, but she's still fugly.
She wears a size 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
wtf...why is that bitch always complaining about America? She's cold in LA? So go back to your beloved tropical London and stay there.
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Tigerlilly said,
"You never queefed when hubby pulled his meet out cho hot box? Lawdy! Either your kitten know how to hold its air, or your hubby meat don't leave any room for air???? :-O...If so, whatchu doin' here, biotch? Go feed that kitty some USDA Grade A tube steak...;-)"
Hey, I didn't say it never happened, just that he wasn't AWARE of it. :) I'd tell him what you said, 'cos it made me giggle, except he'd be too embarrassed that I told this story in the first place...
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
you guys are going to kill me but i like the pants outfit.(*runs and hides*)
also, has anyone ever thought that maybe this pretentious crap she goes on with and this goop site she has is a way of getting attention and pissing people off?
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Isn't it Bromantic?
I will, if I see her.
Nite!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Does she have a MS or facebook? twitter?
anything?
If you talk to her, Tell her I miss her
I'm going to bed
Sweet dreams
Not in a long time
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hey T.V
Have you seen D.A around?
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 1:07am.
those are the fugliest clothes I have ever seen
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The model's not too fetching either. Actually, fetching may be her only skill.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
those are the fugliest clothes I have ever seen
Bye Frito ♥
Nite, Frito
*hugs*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:46am.
You forgot to mention how her greasy face catches the moon light.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
well good night, lovers! I have to go smoke and go to bed. Luvs ya
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
*holds forth empty bowl with trembly fingers*... Please Fishfuck, please can I have more your condescending fashion advice? Oooh.. or better, some of your fish-stained discarded wardrobe? *kisses fishy feet... backs away bowing*
Conceited mole.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:41am.
What?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:40am.
And here I am, too impatient to wait for recession pricing.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:38am.
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Those bouncy titties are hypnotizing me. I am starting to get why men don't pay attention to us when we talk. Those things are amazing.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:36am.
Great, now Frito prices are going up.
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Well now I am a famous ho, and as a famous ho, I gotta make the dough
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:30am.
well shit. you're easy aren't you?
hahahah
don't change a hair on your head!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Does this stupid entitled bitch have a clue about the economy? Doesn't she know the financial trouble many people are in? Empty headedly prattling on about spending money here & there, and what makes a "classic ensemble" is a middle finger salute to everyone who's working hard & just barely making it. What a total & completely clueless dumbass...
Great, now Frito prices are going up.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by imk505 on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:30am.
I just have one question about Gwynneth. She was in Iron Man, right? How did a movie she was in make money? I'm thinking it was all CGI.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Holy shit, nobody has ever used me as a siggy before. I am very flattered. I feel on top of the world! I feel as famous as ComingBack!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
in other words, I guess fish sticks is saying people in LA wear pajamas and last years trends. No need for her to do a total update in wardrobe since she's light years beyond LA folks.
You go with your flasher trench jacket, fishy!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:58pm.
@ Frito....
I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know?"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If I weren't a lazy whore, this would be my new siggy! Since I'm a lazy ass whore, I think I'll just print that shit out and pin that shit up in my cubicle... That is some pure unadulterated, DListed FABULOUSNESS right there... Oh, I wish you had said that to that whore...Oh, how I wish!!! Bitch would have shit frogs and lizards!
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happily i'm not that lazy! but I am a whore so I'll steal it.
ps - tiggy in a cube? That's just wrong.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:26am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:25am.
And you are my corn chip of choice.
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Aww! I love you too, my beloved Herpes Remedy! Muah!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:25am.
And you are my corn chip of choice.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:57pm.
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Tigerllly, you are and forever will be my soul sista. I ALWAYS start thinking of the LET THEM EAT CAKE thing whenever I see this twat and I am so glad you made a reference to that! You are my fucking hero!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Umm, OKAY!!!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'll send you my # when I log on to MS
TV
Can I just meet you in Vegas?
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:59pm.
I am the Ghost of the Night Crew past....
The Night Crew is dead.
Long Live the Night Crew!
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I thought I felt a odd chill.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
you should xxyz! Aphid and I have hung out a few times, and she is coming out to meet TV when he is here...(I may see her tomorrow- I love her). UA said he is driving up from his town too....
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“Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we’ll talk.”
– Stevie Nicks to the NY Times, when asked about Lindsay Lohan wanting to buy the rights to her life story
I'm taking the Team Valtrex Visit / Annoy Dlisters tour to LA 5/22 - 5/24, after the Vegas stop on the Team Valtrex Visit / Annoy Dlisters World Tour.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV. What's in it for me? LOL. I could do that... I have no plans
xxyz, I am north of it, but I am on your way there, or way home.....
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“Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we’ll talk.”
– Stevie Nicks to the NY Times, when asked about Lindsay Lohan wanting to buy the rights to her life story
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:09am.
Hey PSL
I might go to LA this week-end. Are you anywhere Del Almo mall?
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You should go May 22nd to the 24th.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Fartknockers!