Friday, April 10th 2009

Two Little Chickies

Yesterday happened, which means international supermodel Phoebe Price was back at her full-time job as head poser on the streets of Los Angeles. But it wasn't just any regular day at the office for Chicken Cutlets. She made it extra special by shimmying into her Easter best and sedating Henry with Xanax so that she could get him into a chickie costume. That picture is like a before & after! Henry is the before: a chickie. PP is the after: cutlets!

A couple of weeks ago, I posted some video of PP getting into it with some crazy lady on the streets of Beverly Hills. The crazy lady, who claims to be homeless, got on our Hot Babe of the Millennium, because she says PP doesn't treat her mama right. PP spoke out about the very traumatic experience in the video below. PP wants everyone to know that her mother only trails behind her like a concubine, because she doesn't want to be in the pictures! If you notice in the pics below, her mother is far off in the background. PP's mother knows that she needs to let the master perform her art without any kind of disturbance! PP's mother is respecting the artist!! By the way, if you watch the shit below, make sure you're not eating, drinking or sucking anything before the 1:28 mark.



Posted by: Michael K


How does this stupid bitch manage to be everywhere cameras are at? Does she have a job? Seems like getting photographed (for no reason; she can't act, can't sing, can't dance & is ugly) is a full time non paying job for her. How does she support herself?

This is a perfect example of someone who's in love with pictures of herself. Talk about a Narcissist...

freshfacestripper's picture

phoebe...you should go to mickey d's and get a job!

See that lil outfit that mutt is wearing? Yeah she bought that at Wet Seal haha

See that lil outfit that mutt is wearing? Yeah she bought that at Wet Seal haha

Manimal5's picture

She works hard for the money! Maybe in your Pheobes Phantasy...and phuck that guy who kept talking through the whole thing!

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parissucksliterally's picture

PP's outfit made gofugyourself today....lol

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RichBitch's picture

Ah I see! I guess my ears just refuse to hear untruths! Merci, islandgirl!

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Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 7:10pm.

the 1:28 mark - what's Mk refering to?
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RichBitch, PP refers to her "hard earned money". I guess standing around on street corners pays well!

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the 1:28 mark - what's Mk refering to?

chlyn's picture

Awww! That's a cute pic! Good for PP, for doing what she loves, 365 days a year.

zomay's picture

dreamhypnotique,

You write good stuff. Fun to read.

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nostrils.

WindSwept's picture

She is a teensy, tiny bit delusional with her "hard earned money" remarks but hey she's a "giver" so alas all is forgiven!

Candy Lynn's picture

Phoebe Price "hot babe of the Millenieum" vs Queen of the Scene.

Queenof the Scene is just as popular as PP on TMZ! This is major battle!

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Team Burke Vs Team "K"

Candy Lynn's picture

who is "VICTOR" ( 1:37 )the guy talking in the background, thank for?

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Team Burke Vs Team "K"

walker's picture

Damn her shoes are HOT, HOT, HOT!

dreamhypnotique's picture

She's like one of those slags who carry babies around as a conversation piece, hoping the cuteness of the baby will, by proxy, make the adult seem less repulsive.

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Karma Police's picture

I feel bad for her dog but it does look really cute.

snowpiece's picture

ronnyk she's on tmztv a lot too, they call her Queen on the Scene, she's become a celbrity homeless

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dreamhypnotique's picture

For an internationally known supermodel, Phoebe Price seems to have a somewhat baffling paucity of viable poses.

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toni's picture

whatever is said about PP, at least she is with her mom, that's got to count for something. I think it's really sweet.

ronnyk's picture

I saw that woman yesterday (the homeless gal). That parking lot where Pheobe was at is on Bedford in Bev Hills. My dentist is on that street and I always park there. I've seen that lady for YEARS at the same spot. She rakes in the moolaw!

xxyxz's picture

sock-Monkey

Hi.. Long time no see.

Do you have a MS?

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*opening lid to hamper* *sticking out little sock monkey head* Me wonders how many fucking birds and bugs have been caught in the plane engines known as Phoebe's nostrils? *closing lid*

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if only Henry were HSoTY instead of that cat....
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TiredofthisCrap's picture

Henry has that expression my Brooklyn gets when my little nephew is around. The look of annoyance mixed with a little disdain.

Hey I take my Yorkie to Petco for grooming, they do a much better job than where she goes. Some people like the long hair on their dogs, I don't.

TexnDoc's picture

Phoebe dresses in her glorious Easter best in dazzling white and brilliant yellow to brighten Michael K and DListed (and you know she did for no other reason that I've ever seen) - good for you honey.

TexnDoc's picture

Phoebe dresses in her glorious Easter best in dazzling white and brilliant yellow to brighten Michael K and DListed (and you know she did for no other reason that I've ever seen) - good for you honey.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

She could be the next Zsa Zsa if only she would marry a string of wealthy husbands and then buy a fake "royal" title for one of them.

Oh, yeah. And, then bitch slap a cop.

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She looks like the cryptkeeper

angel_i's picture

devilgirl! Meow!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 11:14am.

Hello Angel_I !

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I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 11:15am.

Angel♥

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I thought of you the other night as Neicy held a door open with her incredible ass muscles! It's a video making (finishing) weekend! I will send YOU the first copy (gimme a day or two still, tho:))

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Angel♥

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PS. HI, HORZ!

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angel_i's picture

Damn - the only thing worse than Phoebe is this asstard's interviewing skills. Can you imagine having dinner with the guy? Every time he asks you a question he talks all the way through your answer?! YEESH! Pet peeve times.

Also, since I'm all whiny right now - I hope you guys are all happy - basically, we're gonna be stuck with another year of Phoebe becuz Spaghetti Cat doesn't DO ANYTHING!!! ACK!

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xxyxz's picture

*takes dog to petco for grooming*

Zappy's picture

Bitch has some cavernous nostrils. Wonder if bats live in there. Well, they should because they would be protected from the bat fungus that's killing them off.

rosespring_1231's picture

I love Henry!

dollyface's picture

I don't know what the hell Phoebe does...but she works very, very hard. Let the homeless get their own damn skeleton-y cosmetic surgery!

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Miss Thang's picture

Bitch has the biggest nostrils I've ever seen.

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- Elizabeth Taylor

marlo's picture

Seriously, how does she make a living?

i just dont care what all a y'all say. i think she is pretty and cute, both. and i love the way she dresses.

and there it is.

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Chirio's picture

ummm how come she is "famous"..in what or where does she work?how come we are not famous like her??! huh what's the deal? only white oprah follows dlisted. wtf with that.

Coma Caca!!

That poor, tortured dog!

Egads! That ring is almost as big as Henry!

The people sitting behind her are awesome...they're all, WTF?@?!?!?
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Miss Thang's picture

BTW, I'm not talking about her accent. I love a Southern accent. I'm talking about her sounding special.

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Miss Thang's picture

Wow. So, that's what it sounds like?? Oh, how I long for the days when I didn't know who this slag was...

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emlarue's picture

Yikes, PP is looking beat.

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Albatross's picture

I can't hate this woman. I've tried, but I can't. What was up with the close-ups of her chest? Who wants to see that? LOL

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suze's picture

Is it just me or is PP starting to look a little methed up lately?

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.