Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which Euro fashion designer with an outrageous reputation and a recent contract with a major US retailer might yet regret that night out at a leather club many years ago? There’s a picture involving nipple clamps and a douche d’or that won’t play so well in Peoria. (StyeList via Blind Gossip)
My first thought was Thierry Mugler since he looks like he knows his way around a harness or two. I just hope if it's Karl Lagerfeld, those pictures never see the light of ANYTHING. Eyes would die.
Which sensual singer tells his girlfriends that although he’s straight, he still receives oral pleasure from other men — then fumes when they suggest he’s bisexual? (Gatecrasher)
The only singer living today I'd call sensual is Sade. You know it's true. Since it's not Sade, I'll guess John Legend? There's been rumors that his manhole puckers for the peen.
This foreign born singer who has been in this space before, doesn't even disguise her dislike of her celebrity husband. When she is drunk, her favorite game is to put her husband on speaker phone and let everyone around her listen while she yells at him, calls him names, and humiliates him as much as possible. No matter what though, he still hasn't left. (CDAN)
AVRIL?! AVRIL?! OR AVRIL?!
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Major US retailer? Alexander McQueen, he has deal with target.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Avril is a MEGA-BITCH then, which doesn't really surprise me. Her husband has a totally fucked up name so maybe he deserves to be made fun of...nah, no one really should EVER even CONSIDER marrying Avril willingly. That blew my mind away when I heard about that fuckery years ago. He must be such a pathetic dude to be duped by her.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
The singer is Josh Groban.
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Since it's not Sade, I'll guess John Legend
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And if it is.......
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I say its Alexander McQueen as he has a new line coming out with Target and he's a sexy dirty leather daddy. i loves him.
On a side note, why cant you have kinky sex AND be a successfull business person?
That picture is amazing btw. Truely disturbing...
well done.
xoxo
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
:)
~Zoe
http://www.myspace.com/misszoesimone
Another Roided Pozzy queen w/body dysmorphia.
This pic is not bad; wait until you see the uncensored version. Think kielbasa.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
That's the guy that designs those pretty (very feminine) dresses? WTF? Not exactly what I thought he would look like.
What in the goddamned Tom of Finland did Mugler do to himself?
this is the REAL nipplegate.
@ Sheeps,you kno the lyrics to a avril song?! for shame.
Is Ricky Martin sensual?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to earth.
1. Kate Moss
2. Enrique (Suave) Englesias
3. Ricky Martin
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:42pm.
...I wanna watch when he massages your gums...
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That shit's pay-per-view...
But I drilled holes in all my old troll dolls's assholes, so you can watch him sodomize them titty fuck style for free on You Tube....
I know, I know, I ain't right in the head, but you whores would watch that shit, don't try and front....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:42pm.
...I wanna watch when he massages your gums...
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the end...
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:37pm.
Ok, whores, let's think up some common everyday usefulness for this skeezers freakish nips...
1) massage my gums...
2) clean out my teacup poodle's asshole...
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3) Clean out Zac, "Highschool Musical's" ears
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That's some SEXAY right there...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:37pm.
Ok, whores, let's think up some common everyday usefulness for this skeezers freakish nips...
1) massage my gums...
2) clean out my teacup poodle's asshole...
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3) Clean out Zac, "Highschool Musical's" ears
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the end...
Ok, whores, let's think up some common everyday usefulness for this skeezers freakish nips...
1) massage my gums...
2) clean out my teacup poodle's asshole...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
that is most repulsive thing i've seen all day.
yes, I'm such a puritan.
I'd be more embarrassed about saying "my bad" than misspelling Deryck Whibley.
sorry, but I hate that saying- sounds like a "toddlerism" *sticks tongue out*
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There's solace a bit for submitting to the fitfully cryptically true
What's happened has happened,what's coming is already on its way- with a role for me to play
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 7:55pm.
Thanks Joe, my bad, I mispelled Deryck Whibley
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Yes you're very bad. Now bend over and take it like a man.
(kidding!)
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Shine on you Crazy Diamond
Thanks Joe, my bad, I mispelled Deryck Whibley.
is avril's husband even famous though? i thought he was just some dude in a band that no one listens to.
1. Alexander McQueen.
Oh how I hope #2 is JOHN MAYER! I would so blow that douche, and I'm not ashamed of it. (Well, maybe a little.) John Legend is pretty fine too, and definitely more "sensual" than Mayer.
3. Avril Lavigne is a total bitch. I can see it.
is that gary glitter in his southeast asian jail cell??
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I didn't even notice the nips (thanks, btw! haha) b/c I can't stop staring at that nasty VEIN.
I immediately thought of John Mayer for #2. I wonder if the word "sensual" is a clue. Who has a song w. the world "sensual" in the title?
THAT'S THIERRY MUGLER???????????
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Mugler has a smokin hot body, but he reminds me of Boris Badenov at a Folsom Street Fair. He needs to dial down the fetish a tad.
I'd love to see John Legend release an album of songs..to a man. But that's about as likely as SamRo reacquainting herself with Nicorette, Topol and the xx chromosone.
Avril should release the speakerphone tapes of her trashing her hubby. It'll be more interesting and catchy than anything she has released in the past eight years.
Just spill the damn info. & quit playing the innocent!
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/04/aniston-basting-in-streets.htm...
I think Alexander McQueen he has a new line for Target
#3 isn't even a Blind. It is so obviously that fucking bitch Avril. Poor Deryck.....that guy didn't know what he was getting into...
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There's solace a bit for submitting to the fitfully cryptically true
What's happened has happened,what's coming is already on its way- with a role for me to play
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
I don't know why MK is being so coy. We all know who the dicksuckinglover is
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Isaac Misrahi? Sorry if I misspelled it btw, but I'm too buzzed too care or google.
John Mayer is a fucking fake and i wish he would just drop dead.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 5:08pm.
I too believe it is Asshole Lavine, but her husband is so not a celbrity, if you google him this is what you get No results found for "Derek Whippedly".
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Well he kinda is, but not a big celeb, I guess. He's the frontman for Sum 41.
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Shine on you Crazy Diamond
Definitely Alexander McQueen. He's got an upcoming line with Target and he's definitely 'outrageous'. Imagine, a designer doing something naughty. What do these corporations think is going on behind closed doors? Tea parties and bridge nights?
And Avril is an embarrassment to Canadians, it must be her. Just glad they haven't reproduced. Yet.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 5:13pm.
HaHa!! Eraser envy!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 4:53pm.
He has pencil eraser nips!
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He and Farrah Faucett are making erasers everywhere envious.
Yeah, but. Even the folks in Peoria know that the 'Sodomites' design most of their clothing. They still buy it - what choice do they have?
Except those polygamous cults. You KNOW there was no gay involved in that shit.
I too believe it is Asshole Lavine, but her husband is so not a celbrity, if you google him this is what you get No results found for "Derek Whippedly".
Google me bitch, dont you know who I am?
Sensual singer = Michael Buble
Or possibly Robin Thicke, but he might be married, i really don't know.
Yay Washington State!
I'm at work, the weather is crap.
Good times.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
OH. MY . GOD.
between placenta eating this fuckers disgusting cocktail wiener nipples and the duggars have an annoucement, I'm going to toss this puter out the window.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
There's a designer named Alexander McQueen? Does he go by Allie? Alejandra?
Which one of you bitches from Washington state is paying me so much attention? I know, I know.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 4:48pm.
Oh. My. God. I didn't even notice them. Must be chilly.
Now I need rose colored eye patches and some brain bleach.
He has pencil eraser nips!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
1. I'm going to guess Alexander McQueen
2. I really want this to be John Mayer
3. It's Avril. We all know it's Avril.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 4:48pm.
DAMN YOU WOMAN!!!!!!!!
I was only traumatized by his lack of under garments, then you had to POINT those little gems out! Thanx! LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hoff - OMFG! I did even look at the picture till I saw youar post. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
So Steroids make your peen shrink and your nipples grow!??!