Billy Bob Booed Out Of Canada
The Grand Marshall of Assholes, Billy Bob Thornton, became dick bag of the week in Canada (and the world) after he forgot to take the tampon out of his asshole before a radio interview with CBC's Jian Ghomeshi. Click here to relive the douchery if your chosen fuck hole is feeling extra dirty today.
The night of the interview, Billy Bob and his stupid band opened for Willie Nelson in Toronto. They were welcomed with the sweet sound of booooooos. Mostly because during that pube-killing interview, Billy Bob called Canadians "mashed potatoes with no gravy." Billy Bob later tried to play it off like he didn't mean all Canadians, just Jian. Billy didn't appreciate Jian bringing up his stupid movie career when he was specifically told not to. Blah. Caca. Who cares.
It was too fucking late for Billy Bob's hollow explanations anyway. The lame goat already fucked himself. And he got ass fucked again by a symphony boos. Just call him Billy BOOOO Thornton.
The boos must have made Billy Bob cry into his soggy peen all night, because his band canceled the rest of their Canadian dates. They were supposed to play Montreal and London, but the shows will not go on. Their spokesbitch insists it isn't because Billy Bob got his ass booed. They issued this statement: "It is absolutely not because of the CBC interview. One of the band members and several of the crew have the flu and need a couple of days off to recuperate. Billy does not have the flu. The band is only concerned about giving the audience the best show possible, and when one of them is down with the flu, they can't do that. As Billy said before and during the show last night, he loves Canada."
If booing his fugly ass is all it takes for Billy Bob to quit a country, then I say we all should pucker up our lips and serenade him with BOOOOOOS! Bitch will be chased out of every country and eventually end up living in a cave in Antarctica or some shit. It won't take long before the penguins will find his ass and they will find a way to boo through their beaks. Let's boo him off this fucking planet.
And someone really needs to ask Billy Bob if Tom Petty would cancel shows after getting booed? What would Tom Petty do?
Source: The Star
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I bet no-one ever had to ask Tom Petty what it was like to be sloppy seconds of a sociopathic attention whore either, but that's beside the point.
But, seriously, Billy Bob. I understand.
I'd be bitter too if my cock needed to be amputated because of the diseases I contracted from Angelina Jolie's foaming cocktrap.
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Wanna be taken seriously?
Put your fucking clothes on.
Billy Bob and the Toupee's playing at the Palomino Bar & Grill - two drinks for one, be there Thurs - Sun!
Canada, Willy and the rest of the world may not want him, but the Valley will always be the place for the Toupee's.
I still can't believe that Angelina boink this silly, self important asswipe.
He was taking his lame role in School for Scoundrels too literally -- except it should have been School for Losers.
Billy Bob Wifebeater.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Massive point-loss... MMM'HMMM.
Are we sure he didn't pronounce it "mashed pertaters"?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
It wasn't as buck wild as I thought it was gonna be. I was waiting for him to go all Sling Blade. He was more like some cranky old fuck in a nursing home. I think he just needs some activia.
Nite, my2
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nite ESE!
TV, thems flirtin words! P.S. Don't ever stop.
I'm outta here too... nite all!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I bet Brad will have the same snarl in a few years.
Angelina missed her soul mate right here. He's got the same snobby bitch attitude as her. All he needs is some botox and they'd be twins.
My tongue's not new at this.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
nite, ESE
stop in on your NEXT to last drink next time!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:26am.
I was an innocent bystander!
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True. And frankly I'm surprised how easily that rolled off your tongue.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:26am.
"bystander"... o.k., sure... "innocent"... yeah, not buyin' it!!LOL!
off to sleep aka... pass out!
OT: i'll try next time... what?! you don't believe me?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:16am.
I was an innocent bystander!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:16am.
see, i just don't get that... TV once took me on a trip down mammer... oh, you said memory lane... oh, now i see!
OT: gimme a sec... come on, you can trust me
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:12am.
Well, I was OK... till Uncle and TV took me for a walk down memory lane. But other than that, sweet! Hope you're well!
On topic: Couches are evil.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:10am.
awww, my favorite rainbow poopin' kitty!... how the hell are ya?!
OT: uuuummmmm... what?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Hey ESE! Long time no see!
OnT: Excellent.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:05am.
hey, UA!... just steppin' in for a sec before booze induced hibernation!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:02am.
Hellooooooo ESE!
How you been?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 12:35am.
anytime, anywhere... you're always welcome as far as i'm concerned!
OT: what thread is this?... wait, no.. i still don't care
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Uncle Ashtray,
Thanks for feeding my paranoia.
BBT is still an asshat and g'night to all who are still here.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 12:35am.
Welcome back to the Night Crew!
Table for one?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Would you lot welcome me back to the night crew?! New job = posting very early or very late.
O/T...BBT has been in The Holy One. Strike ten right there.
The flu? Right. These spokeswhores are stupid. Just like they tried to make us believe Tara Reid ate bad fish when she was throwing up infront of a night club at 4:00am.
Of course we are very sorry for booing.
TMZ said it best:
Billy Bob Thornton should have known better -- being impolite doesn't fly for Canadians.
He's just lucky he was in Canada and not some scarier, less-Canadian country.
And sorry for being sorry.
The Canadians actually booed them? Did they apologize after?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Mashed potatoes with no gravy? That's the best he's got? You would think that someone who was married to Angelina Jolie would've heard MUCH worse insults than that.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
im happy to say ive never seen him act, sing whatever! hooray for me!
Billie bob is a pretentious douchebag. His music is a joke; he's another actor who arrogantly thinks that because he's sorta successful in one thing, he can be successful in another unrelated thing.
Stick to pretending to act, billie bob. You ain't gonna make any money as a pretend musician...
Oh, he did the whole antique schtick on Letterman. At one time, he was kinda hot - that John Ritter sitcom....."Hearts Afire"....in a hillbilly way, minus the banjo and butt-fucking. Wait, keep the last part.
BBT - we feel the same way about you - cunt.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 8:50pm.
Hmmmmm. Maybe he used too much Pledge to polish his knob as a budding adolescent?
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Professor Booty
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 8:46pm.
And what the HELL happened to him as a kid to develop a furniture phobia?
Hahahaha Sheeps! I don't get how this dude can't stand antiques but viles of blood around the neck is alright?
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Professor Booty
Agent: Billy, man, we got the band a new gig after that Canuck shit.
BBT: Cool, Melvin, you're the best. Where is it?
Agent: Near Paris. The Versailles Room or something.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 7:47pm.
a phobia of antique furniture.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm sorry, I just can't see this guy in a band.
What instrument does he play?
The moonshine jug or does he play his upper teeth like a xylophone?
hahahaha Joe! Serve all BBT green room snacks with some dingy garage sale silverware. Edit to add and all the green room ambiance music is strictly played on a harpsichord.
PSL - You have a memory like a steal trap. Esp. your 80s trivia info. You'd kick my ass in 80s Trivial Pursuit.
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Professor Booty
hahahah Dee! That was a quiz question for free coffee in The Coffee Bean last year, and I got it right.....lmao...I knew about his freak fear of antique furniture....figures I would know that...
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There's solace a bit for submitting to the fitfully cryptically true
What's happened has happened,what's coming is already on its way- with a role for me to play
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!
Dee that is SO weird that you just mentioned that; I was staring at him remembering that epi of Oprah. I remember also he said that Angie helped him and calmed him down when he got cuckoo (like if they passed an antique shop). Hehehehe...that interviewer should have had the studio stocked with Louis XIV chairs.
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Shine on you Crazy Diamond
BBT is just a straight up FREAK! I remember an episode of Oprah a few years back where he said he was weirded out by antique furniture and only likes to eat with plastic utensils. Here's some quotes via Wiki:
"Various idiosyncratic behaviors have been well-documented in interviews with the actor; among these is a phobia of antique furniture... Thornton explained: 'It's just that I won't use real silver. You know, like the big, old, heavy-ass forks and knives, I can't do that. It's the same thing as the antique furniture. I just don't like old stuff. I'm creeped out by it, and I have no explanation why...I don't have a phobia about American antiques, it's mostly French — you know, like the big, old, gold-carved chairs with the velvet cushions. The Louis XIV type. That's what creeps me out. I can spot the imitation antiques a mile off. They have a different vibe. Not as much dust." In addition to his aversion to silver cutlery, velvet, and "creepy, castle-y stuff," Thornton confesses that "pieces from 1700 and 1800 France and England really freak me out, especially harpsichords.'"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Bob_Thornton
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Professor Booty
He's desperately trying to stay relevant and cool, but BBT just succeeds in giving Americans a role model in "how NOT to behave."
BBT was rude, petulant, and unprofessional to that very nice radio interviewer. I was way more impressed with Jian Ghomeshi than I ever could be with BBT. He doesn't even merit speaking his name anymore...just intials. Douche.
Nice job, Billy Knob. The only reason your "music" got the time of day is because of your movies. In the "interview" you were moaning that Canadians don't throw stuff. So they threw you some boos. And you took your ball and went home.
You're a pussy, and you're hanging out.
Don't let the Canadian wind fucking hit you on your way out, Hilly Billy fucker!
You're lucky you're not playing in London, because you will welcome not only by BOOOOS but with the gravy and cheese curds of POUTINE, crazy numbfuck.
Has anybody heard his fucking music? Fuck NO so he should be glad his goofy looking ass has a goddamn acting career. This makes me sick, what an asshat
Good riddance motherfucker!