Hot Slut Of The Day!
Susan Boyle from Britain's Got Talent - 47-year-old Susan has basically become an overnight fucking sensation after she surprised everyone when she opened her mouth and out came a beautiful hummingbird voice singing I Dream a Dream from Les Miserable. I think every ho expected her to have a voice like welder and that's why everyone almost fell out of their pants. Susan doesn't even seem to know that she has a gift which makes her even hotter. Even Simon Cowell's luscious fur titties got a little teary nippled at Susan's performance. You could tell.
Susan said she hasn't sung in two years, because she was too heartbroken after her mother passed away. Susan has never been on a date or kissed another person. She lives by herself with her best friend, a cat named Pebbles. And now she's the most famous cat lady in Britain!
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the pretty blonde lass amanada should be stuffed with cock during her first open wide expression..better than hearing her
I keep seeing those two small echoing dildo twins offstage and getting hives thinking about if there were two gaycrests -- the horror
I'm a few days behind on this one, but I'm definitely glad I perused the old postings. What a wonderful lady. I want a cat named Pebbles. Also, that scene bitch with the eyeliner and the stank face can shove it...I don't see her soggy ass up there belting any tunes.
She's brilliant! I hate those skanks for giving her those looks, seriously what do parents teach their kids these days... I'm not usually a fan of these shows... they seem to find entertainment in taking advantage of people with apparent learning difficulties.
SUSAN FOR THE LAST LAUGH.
Not that it matters, but with some styling, she'll be fine.
The Universe Is Indifferent.
what a fuckin diva! Hot Slut of the Month contender? I say yes. I dont even care who the others are, I would definalty vote for this little minky!
Once she gyrated at Simon, he knew he was right when he vowed never to touch a woman.
Susan Boyle is the peoples champion.
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:28pm.
Ricki Lake, take on Susan Boyle, but if you DARE say another word about the divine Miss Garland I'll have to cut ya. "The Man that Got Away" anyone? Judy > Susan (and I'm a Ms. Boyle fan.)
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I'll help ya cut the bitch up.
Oh that Susan Boyle! She was amazing! Poor thing has never been kissed and when I saw those eyebrows she reminded me of Cookie Monster.
WOW i have tears in my eyes from that performance! i really hope she wins.
I have watched this so many times today. She's got to win. This is a wonderful lady and a fantastic singer!
Team Susan ALL THE WAY!
I saw this clip on digg.com this weekend. At first I thought she was lip syncing, but I guess she's just really talented and now I hope she wins.
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Her voice was so incredibly beautiful great personality to boot. I'll take her over Miley and Zac anytime
awww that's where my dad's is from too!
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WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
I just saw this and cried. How wonderful! Team Susan all the way.
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That performance was truly awe-inspiring and overflowing with emotion. I've watched it 5 times and it's better every time.
Absolutely amazing, at a loss for words. Just amazing.
Nothing really ever moves me but this was something else. Can't stop watching...
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FUCK! Amazing! I even got goosebumps! GO SUSAN!!! That being said, I wanted to use a defibrillator to wipe the smugness (and the horrid eyeliner) from the faces of those emo cunts that were giving Susan the side eye.
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Submitted by January72 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 8:09pm.
OK, Mr. January thinks I've had too much to drink bc he comes downstairs to find me crying for no apparent reason. Maybe so, or maybe TEAM SUSAN BOYLE!!!
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Tell Mr. January that it hasn't got anything to do with your cocktails. I watched it over my second cup of Folgers and cried like a girl. My teens watched it after school and were cheering, while I wiped another tear. Then my hubby came in and watched it while I teared up all over again and said, "Susan's got it goin' on."
*pourin you another drink and giving Mr. January the side eye*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
I've always had a strong emotional reaction to music (certain music makes me cry or have goosebumps), and I love musicals, and I love "Les Miserables," and like others on here, I love an underdog. I really really hope she goes places after this. If I had to learn of the existence of Clay Aiken, even though I've never once watched an episode of "American Idol," this lady definitely deserves her turn.
And she made me giggle when she said "And that's just one side of me," and did her little booty wiggle. I bet she's a fun person to know.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
I want to slap the people who were giving her the side eye the moment she walked and talked. My god people, it's not all about the appearance bitches.
And seeing Amanda talking is a breath of fresh air compared to Abdul. God.
i got a little weepy, this was beautiful!
isnt that the bird lady from home alone 2?!
Best HOT SLUT ever!!
OK, Mr. January thinks I've had too much to drink bc he comes downstairs to find me crying for no apparent reason. Maybe so, or maybe TEAM SUSAN BOYLE!!!
I admit I teared up a bit... My cold black heart has room for magic like this!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
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Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
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I wish someone would hit Amanda Holden in the face with a frying pan, hard.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I forgot to comment about this, but I have to say this is really a fantastic moment. First I actually saw a tender moment on Simon's face, and second, the lady is humble and refreshing.
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Stake, the "Sun" articles said she's sung at some local Ren Fairs and the ilk, but again, by her own words, she had some learning disabilities growing up and was always made fun of, so she was never truly given an opportunity, as she reiterated in this vid.
She's just an unheard talented lady who is socially awkward and a bit of a goofball. I get it completely why she's never really been heard.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Wow! I'm impressed with her voice. I'm sure she has faced a lot of cynics because of her looks. What a shame.
Good for her! I hope she wins!
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She's 49 and no one's heard her sing before? Something in the milk ain't clean.
OY!!!! Ok. Just got to listen to this!!
A) How fuckin cute does that smile make Simon?!?!?!
B) Fuckin hell!! That brought tears to my eyes, and i'm a cold hearted bitch!!!
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Ha thatll teach those smug assholes to doubt! Ah Thanks for making me feel that thing I despise so much. Emotion! Now all she needs are some tweezers and a sharpie to make her complete! Then she will no longer be a maid in waiting!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Such a beautiful voice.....and a woderful choice of songs (one of my favorites!) I'm so envious. I really hope she realizes her dreams!
I live in the same area as she does, but am not from there so don't look as inbred.
There is definitely something in the water though as the X Factor winner Leon Jackson is another West Lothian singer. Hmmm, must make for interesting kareoke.
I love that she showed everyone that regardless of looks talent shines through.
ricki lake, I love you!
Totally agree with you about Judy Garland too!
Thats a hot slut!
The female Paul Potts, no doubt an answer to his winning performances. Give that ol' gal a makeover, mow those eyebrows, put her in something flattering to wear, and she'll be a huge hit.
I cried as well. I'm such a sucker for underdogs--especially when people are making fun of someone who is really a sweet person who just might be unfortunate looking but has some secret talent.
This just blew me away. I'm so happy for her! I hope she wins.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Awww... good for her. This made me cry.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
I hate to admit this, but I'm wondering if she's faking, about being an unemployed cat lady. How does that kind of talent go un-recognized?
ok, I'm reading thru the posts and I see I'm not the only cynical biatch up in here.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Man, I have to admit that I was "eye rolling" during the intro, but this gal blew me away! Good for her!!! God Bless her!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Ricki Lake, take on Susan Boyle, but if you DARE say another word about the divine Miss Garland I'll have to cut ya. "The Man that Got Away" anyone? Judy > Susan (and I'm a Ms. Boyle fan.)
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Unfuckingbelievable!
Good for her!!!
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"Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths!", MK 11 April 2009
I am not going to let the downers and cynics and naysayers ruin this for me. This was a sweet and uplifting moment and I am going to enjoy it, and not dissect it to death.
You go, Susan! Good for you!
this totally made my day! this just prooves why nobody should ever judge anyone! okay, you can judge against her in a beauty contest, but when it comes to someones talent and personality, intellegence, don't judge a book by it's cover!
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Uh...seriously peeps. Yes, she is good for having walked in off the street without having had a singing career, but what is so controversial about what tellulikeitis is saying? True, he/she might be intentionally trying to be a downer for you all, but she COULD improve with some vocal training! She's not perfect, no one is. He didn't say she was terrible, just that there were some issues with her vibrato - and there ARE some. Sheesh, flip out over nothing. "OMG NOEZ!!! DIS LADEE BE THE BEST SINGRE IN DA WORLD@!#@!#!$@$" Ok then.
And, uh...I've always thought Judy Garland's vibrato was ridiculously bad. It's what RUINS her voice for me, not what "makes it special." *Cringe*
I get a massive "stage actress" vibe from her...I can't help but doubt this shit being authetic.
If this is truly just a cat lady who has a voice like this and never did anything with it until now, that's a pretty nice story. BUT I guess I can't help but feel this is contrived because almost everything is these days. I would just expect her to be more of a weirdo given her story if it were genuine. Fucking Joaquin Phoenix has ruined me.