Chris Brown Has Found Another One
Alien beater, Chris Brown, has apparently dusted his fists off and is ready to give this love thing another go after splitting up with Alien Princess RiRi last month. According to the New York Daily News, Chris is back to busting it with his ex-girlfriend Erica Jackson who is a student at University of Mary Washington. Ugh. Erica better change her major to Getafuckingclue-nomics.
Sources say that Chris and Erica used to date back in the day, but when he went back to his native Virginia, the two started doing it again. The source went on to say that they've been getting serious the past couple of weeks and Erica has gone to L.A. with him. As for RiRi, some of Chris' friends think she's going to flip her forehead over this, “Ri is going to be so hurt that Chris has moved on so quickly and is parading this new girl around town.”
And while new/old girl is "no Rihanna," she "has a good head on her shoulders; she’s solid." I hope her good head is protected by a good fucking helmet when she's around Chris.
Chris' pr whores deny the whole thing. Of course, they deny it. It's not like they are going to admit that this whole thing is painted in a thick coat of PR STUNT (which is the exact shade of dehydrated diarrhea). That's all this is. Chris just needs a lovely little thing to defend him to the public. I can already picture Erica in a floral dress, carrying a bible in one hand and a kitten she named "Chris" in the other while saying that the only time Chris touches her is to gently stroke her cheek. The spin cycle is on high!
You know Chris is shitting in his pants lifting this up. But damn; Rihanna owes him a crippling asswhipping for being dumped for this after going back for another smack up. Hope Ass-Wrecker don't think Chris is going to show her a lot in public unless it's a very dark Red Lobster...I mean fine restaurant.
He is hott, but no way should any female be going out with they girl beater.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:07am.
Done with my fucking taxes. The IRS can suck on my slice. I'm defecting to Monaco.
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I'm picturing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A10PvpbPJZw
That's not far off.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Wow. I used to go to Mdub. now called UMW. If u werent interested in coochie or gettin train ran on you by the baseball or basketball team your screwed. its 70% female.
we used to play in traffic for fun. its soooo boring up there with a mostly bunch of chicks ALL DAY.
Most likely the chick is from NOrthern VA like him.
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I dont think, I drink.
I'm going to Mary Washington next year!!! :O
I don't want my ass beat by chris brown!! Stay away!
These poor girls actually think Chris is capable of love.
I bet that little bastard is a fighting little punk, beating up more people than we actually know about. He may be on the small side, but apparently he's pretty strong. It seems he's holding up that fat cow all by himself. Watch out Chris, that heifer probably could take your scrawny ass down in 1 second flat with a mighty queef! Ew, imagine that fat pig sitting on your face and letting one loose? I believe that thug-boy would deserve (and enjoy it) immensely. That is all.
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ick!
women are just as sleazy as men.. we're just more colorful.
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Sooooooooooooo true. I have seen women do worse.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Never even heard of the U of Mary Washington. But it's ranked 10th in Peace Corps alumni (i.e., the overseas unemployed).
http://www.umw.edu/about/
Juding from this picture chris is having a hard time holding all of that up
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Isn't it Bromantic?
The new girlfriend !?! Chris Brown doesn't waste any time.
The crooner, who has been slammed with two felony counts for allegedly attacking former lover Rihanna, is currently dating University of William and Mary student Erica Jackson, a young woman he once dated while growing up in Virginia.Looking sharing videos, the tattoo salon here ...
new girlfriend-Erica Jackson
Fuck, how the hell do these bitches not see what he is? A charming woman beater! skj'fk;dk
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"CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!"
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:07am.
Done with my fucking taxes. The IRS can suck on my slice. I'm defecting to Monaco.
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I'm picturing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A10PvpbPJZw
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
The new girlfriend !?! Chris Brown doesn't waste any time.
The crooner, who has been slammed with two felony counts for allegedly attacking former lover Rihanna, is currently dating University of William and Mary student Erica Jackson, a young woman he once dated while growing up in Virginia.Looking sharing videos, the tattoo salon here ...
new girlfriend-Erica Jackson
Submitted by vivienne on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:19am.
have you ever seen the pics/vids of the women @ the inderground strip shows blowing the male dancers and letting them nearly f*ck them onstage in from of all the other women?
It's a hot sweaty mess... cant remember it but there was a website dedicated to the pics of women who were probably cheating on their husbands doing this.. young and OLD!
ick!
women are just as sleazy as men.. we're just more colorful.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Hmmm..I say....baby got back. I wonder if he had to go into traction after that.
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Shine on you Crazy Diamond
WTF is wrong with women?
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That is a question that will never be answered. It isn't any different than women who know a guy is nothing but a lying, cheating bastard but will still date him only to be shock when he cheats on them. I was just over at mediatakeout.com reading comments on this story and it is truely unbelievable how dumb some people are. Take a look. Those people are idiots.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
What is that dude's hair doing? The one with the mic behind Chris Brown and Miss Thang. What kind of GD show is this?
And I love how he pleads not guilty when he obviously did it and they "mysteriously" break up around this time. I PRAY to GOD this guy gets locked up. I can't stand him. P.S. That Run It song seriously grated my nerves the whole time it was popular.
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i read they both are VERY freaky ...
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Does his new girlfriend invest in the School of Woman Beaters?
i didn't know they were really broken up either. i thought they worked it out at diddy's place like 5 hrs later.
what a fucking CREEP. i hope this compels rhianna to testify against him.
lmao..Getafuckingclue-nomics
Good Day everyone
Did I miss something? I didn't realize they had actually broken up.
I can't believe he could actually pick that cow up. You know he did it to show off but she is thinking he wants her! Did you see her feet? They look like water balloons and they are filthy-she probably can't reach them to clean them.
That "concert" looks like my worst nightmare. Seriously I'd rather have a cactus rammed up my mangina than sit through that shit.
Will this photo be used as evidence in any upcoming trial? Dude is Charles Atlas Jr. RiRi's lucky that he didn't fling her into Neptune's orbit.
Just looking at that picture gave me back spasms.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
what.a.picture.
thanks.mk.
So, Chris Brown beats Rihanna and then dumps her ass, thereby making her look even more pathetic.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:08am.
Gwad....I have bumped into every pointy cornered object in the office to day and it's only 11am.
Ima gonna be in the ER by the end of the day.
*shoves easter candy in mah mouf, washes it down wif some coffee*
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Walk into a cornery object with your youterrace. It'll be like bitch slapping it indirectly.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:03am
Gwad....I have bumped into every pointy cornered object in the office to day and it's only 11am.
Ima gonna be in the ER by the end of the day.
*shoves easter candy in mah mouf, washes it down wif some coffee*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Done with my fucking taxes. The IRS can suck on my slice. I'm defecting to Monaco.
I seriously want to beat a bitch after filling that shit out.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:02am.
CRAP, PMS....DOUBLE POST....TYPOS!!!
FUCK!!
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FUCKING YOUTERRACE! YOU TELL THAT BITCH WHO'S BOSS!
*Tony Danza is*
Blimey, don't they have internet at her uni? What a dope.
That woman is disturbing me, more for her hair than anything else.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
CRAP, PMS....DOUBLE POST....TYPOS!!!
FUCK!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Well, the Rihanna slaw has gone sour, her next album though is being penned as we post.
It will be a "critical & deeply personal & best album ever". Because nothing says I was hurt and now I'm fine than putting a "beat" and guest rapper moment....
See, I still don't give a shit about either of them and the new girl.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
That is fabulous. We should all send her cards of well wishes and gifts of reusable ice packs.
Is that Chris Brown in that photo or Pharrell Williams?
What idiot would WANT to be with Chris Brown? In other news, damn, he's strong.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I don't even know what to say about these two any more except that, judging from this picture, Chris clearly has very strong thigh muscles.
That is like going on a dinner date with Jeffrey Dahmer!
WTF is wrong with women?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
And also, I sure hope Erica sees the Empress' PSA below. It is information shared out of love for her people.
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Oh, please, please tell me the real Erica looks like the hottie in the picture!!! La-la-la-love it!!
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“Ri is going to be so hurt that Chris has moved on so quickly and is parading this new girl around town.”
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Yeah, cuz beating you black and blue hurts much less.
WTF is wrong with these chicks? Oh, wait..I forgot, OJ's back in jail so all these dumb cunts just have to settle for a woman beater rather then a wife killer.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Sick how there will always be girls that still want to get with this toothy bastard after he beat up Rihanna for the whole world to see. There's no shortage of idiots in the world, that's for sure.
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"Erica better change her major to Getafuckingclue-nomics." -MK
*busts gut laughing*
Who really cares what slutty jump off this guy is porking?! NOT ME! He reminds me of my man-whore ex who never could keep in it his pants.
If this girl has a good head on her shoulders & is a college student, wtf is she doing in LA w/this violent wanna-be thug?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
She's solid, all right.