Jonny Queeeeeeen!
Because Hollywood still hates us and is slowly trying to destroy humanity with all their barf-covered remakes, they will make a film version of Jonny Quest with Zac Efron in the title role. The L.A. Times (via Coming Soon) confirms that Zac pulled out his precious Lisa Frank pen and signed on the dotted line. Warner Bros. is thinking of changing the name so it won't be compared to the epic flop Speed Racer. Might I suggest Jonny Queen?! Just thinking about the glittery poster is making my eyeballs erect.
Warner Bros. didn't say who is directed this wreck, but there's rumors that the dude who directed Race to Witch Mountain will butcher this.
I haven't seen Jonny Quest in a long ass time, but isn't he like 11-years-old? Zac is 21 and he keeps playing little children. At this rate, it won't be too long before he's starring in a remake of Look Who's Talking as the fucking baby.
But Zac as Jonny is good news for child touchers. Think about it. Zac as a blonde 11-year-old twink? Their sucio dreams have come true!
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He made a big mistake by not doing Footloose!
Actually, I think that Zac is better suited to play Sadji...he is just as androgynous and already has the dark foundation make-up to boot.
He is not the next Brad Pitt, I think he is the next Michael J Fox; perpetually playing child characters until he gets old. I'd be more curious to know who will play Race..I had such a crush on his character groing up...I do not think there is any hunk right now who can bring such manly stud to life.
Just when I thought Hollyweird film making couldn't get any worse. Fag Efron, just come out of the closest already. We all know Vanessa is just your beard - you know what BEARD is dontcha? Not that you could ever grow one on your smooth girlie face. hahaha!!
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ooops his name was Hadji/Sasha BC could play him. And I did not know Bandit was a bulldog..or that Hadj was Johnnys bro!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Quest
Jan Michael Vincent ...i had such a crushh..blush =>
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001821/bio
9/10/09 "Jesus says, "give me some downtime!" -mrsoul jr.
what a pencil neck....I have a funny feeling he's going to
end up like jan michael vincent ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
@applejones Haha exactly
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I don't know why but I cannot help but like him more and more as time goes on.. Ah. My mother says he is going to be a leading man when he is older, like the next Brad Pitt. Dunno about that one.
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"CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!"
He is so yummy but I hate him so much. I hope I grow out of it but I'm in my late 30s. :P My tween daughter laughs at me because she thinks he's gross.
Now I have that "Johnny Are You Queer?" song stuck in my head. Thanks, MK.
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As much as I hate the idea of Hollywood ruining another great TV show, I'm slightly intrigued. I think if they get the special effects right, it might be a good flick. *crossing fingers*
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Submitted by soul on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:32am.
Bandit could be a robot.
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If Stains stars as Bandit I'm pre-ordering my tickets now!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
And may I suggest: Jonny Queef?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
NOT JOHNNY QUEST!! sanjiya can play Sadji, Anderson can play Race, and Harrison Ford Johnnys dad. Bandit could be a robot. ;>
9/10/09 "Jesus says, "give me some downtime!" -mrsoul jr.
17 again and now Johny Quest. Peter Pan's next role will probably be Astro Boy.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
This dude lets chase mollywop him for sureeee
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:56am.
i actually don't think he's that bad of an actor, granted i've only seen him do SNL but he really wasn't that horrible. 17 again comes out on friday, so we'll see.
i wonder how he thinks that people are going to take him seriously if he keeps taking on these kiddie-ass roles.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT RUIN JOHNNY QUEST!!!
How about Johnny Queef?
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*running up & down the thread* *screaming* Why?!? Why?! Why?!
*dead stop* Who's Jonny Queer? I mean Jonny Queen? I mean Jonny Quest? Never saw the show.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
There had better NOT be another twink playing Hadji! I will CUT A BITCH!!!
Submitted by Viviane23 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:31am.
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And the rest.
I didn't like Jonny Quest but like PSL says, what about an original idea??
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is he THAT bad? i have NO interest in HSM movies but what has he been in otherwise that gives everyone the impression he cant act? he's shoved in our faces obviously because the tweens/twinks gush all over him and he a money making maching of PR for bog companies... is that any reason to hate the guy tho?
trust, i have NEVER seen him in anything and I am just going by the comments i've read.
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:45am.
The only cartoon based movie Zaccie Effemenine was born to glam on is SNL's "The Ambiguous Gay Duo"... obviously co-starred by Tommy Girl.
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HAHAHAHAHHA - PERFECT!!
Or as Xander on "Drawn Together"....
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"I don’t look good naked. I've got chicken legs and my balls hang too low. I hear they get lower and saggier as you get older, and that’s fucked up. I'll have to tuck mine into my socks."
- Enrique Iglesias
I absolutely agree with Aerialgreen on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:45am.
"The only cartoon based movie Zaccie Effemenine was born to glam on is SNL's "The Ambiguous Gay Duo"... obviously co-starred by Tommy Girl.
YOU HIT THAT ONE SPOT ON.
He reminds me of this teen idol...
http://www.bobbysherman.com/
The only cartoon based movie Zaccie Effemenine was born to glam on is SNL's "The Ambiguous Gay Duo"... obviously co-starred by Tommy Girl.
I do Not approve.
I hate Zac Efron. He's overexposed and has no talent. That said, I can't help but think about how his lips would look around my cock. *shrug*
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NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one fucks with Jonny Quest! WTF is wrong with people in Hollywood? LEAVE CARTOONS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Zac Effron???? PLEASE! That is the most retarded casting EVER!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
If he's managed right, this guy could be the next Hollywood gold mine.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Please do NOT fuck up Jonny Quest!!!!!
unfortunately he has the genes to be in every possible movie that hollywood will produce plus he's young and pretty
If there is a dog in it, I'll probably watch it. Sad, but true. And I'm not talking about Zac either.
can we talk just for a minute about how I was the Lisa Frank queen in elementary school?
I HAD EVERYTHING LISA FRANK. If there was a Lisa Frank planet, I would have RULED IT.
Oops. I liked Speed Racer. (ducking into corner- whistling nonchalantly..)
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
how about an Original idea Hollywood?
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"I don’t look good naked. I've got chicken legs and my balls hang too low. I hear they get lower and saggier as you get older, and that’s fucked up. I'll have to tuck mine into my socks."
- Enrique Iglesias
Zac soooo looks gay in that pic.