Monday, April 13th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Señorita Botox Face
This is really some "La Isla Bonita: 30 years later" shit!
Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas played dress up while watching an Easter parade in Malaga, Spain yesterday. I love how everyone around Melanie isn't wearing a costume. Actually, this is probably how Melanie always dresses when she's in Spain! Her crazy ass probably thinks this makes her look like a native!
Melanie should really replace the current picture on her fucking amazing website with the picture above. It would take it to new levels of ridiculousness.
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I kind of like her..she at least knows how to keep a man.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
You have to hand it to Mel: she's not afraid of ridicule!
Bitch is also pretty consistent. She has been a joke all of her life except for about 3.5 hours of talent, sobriety and sanity.
Morning yall, no new post this morn which is understandable since it's so early so I'll post this here...they are going for the DEATH PENALTY for that cunt Casey Anthony. Yay RAH! Finally someone is using their brain in Florida. Fry whore, FRY!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
The people here are cool and forgiving but you'll always run into a troll who thinks they run this site. The pill is now hitting. Don't take things to heart when someone is a drunk or just drunk.
It'll work out. It always does. Nighty.
thank u hope u sleep well:)
sickitten.com
Kittie, late 30's is young. Just met my love in early forties. Just escape now in a girly website. I'm trying out new anti-depressants but know my value as a woman. Sure my site my seem arrogant but the attitude will be your friend. No more victim, only VIXEN! Say good bye to him for now. He'll be back in 6 months as the leaves start to change, as you did.
Halloween, you'll be looking back and laughing!
thank u are u on fb?
I got married when I was 19 am now 37(which is is to old to be acting like I'm 12?) he has treated me like shit since I was 16 ... he showed up 2nite & said, "are you done too?" drunk off his ass 1 kid(12)slept thru it, the other kid(15) can't stop crying...
kittie?
You know she's thinking she is going to be offered a big ol' Spanish Princess role in an enormous Hollywood production of something Spanishy. Being married to Antonio makes her the perfect choice. SHE IS SPANISH PRINCESS!
Max! MAX!
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Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.
Diane Arbus
Yes, I'm still here for you darling. The Ambien isn't working on me like it should.
sickitten, u still here?
Remember when Melanie risked her unborn child's life by going on a plane so late in pregnancy because Antonio was working with Madonna in Europe?
Melanie grew up with a real big cat lion as her friend. So she knows.
Kitties has just had a change of heart and deleted most of her post
Kitties, married too young? Now dump him and open up to a whole new world of better guys. Spend a month on your new craft and appearance. SHOW HIM!
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She's 51 or so it says. Smoking will do it to you.
She's getting old. So what? Can't be avoided.
Her website was fucking horrific though.
"the art of giving". WTF?
That costume wouldn't be too bad if Melanie took the satellite dish off her fool head.
There is no way I would ever have recognized her as Melanie Griffith. Tippi Hedren, maybe. Candy Spelling, sure. At this point Mel is looking like she's Antonio's mother.
I don't know what's happening with all this horrific plastic surgery these celebs are having but my conspiracy theory is this:
That Wildenstein Cat Lady has more influence over Hollyweird than anyone realized.
Submitted by belle on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:24pm.
Jeez, I thought that was an elderly woman at first!
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No kidding Belle. I totally agree.
She's looking as young as Julie Andrews (no disrespect meant to Andrews, of course).
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:16pm.
Well, it's better to be an hour and a half from going home, than to be only an hour and a half into the work day!
Hang on, home is not that long off.
*hands M.E soft pillow for additional napping comfort*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Jeez, I thought that was an elderly woman at first!
wouldn't countess de lesepps totally wear this outfit?
DG - Nope, I can't go home. I'm stuck here for another hour and a half. Why did I do this to myself. UGH!
*eyes floor for another nap*
M.E., I think I will drink some wine now to magically transfer your hangover onto me in the morning.
Hopefully tonight I will not do anything stupid, like texting the ex, or telling sob stories to my adult kids when they get home from work, or blathering away on my internet forums, or stalking anyone on MySpace.
:)
I hate when I do that.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:08pm.
Can u go home early? Nothing worse than hung over at work! Been there, done that, NOT fun!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
:( on the hangover :(
the chick I drink with the most is 26 and never gets hungover. bitch.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
No! It's LOLA from Copacabana blitzed out of her mind...
Come to think of it, Barry Manillow and Mel might see the same surgeon
DG - I only have myself to blame. But I haven't felt this bad in a really long time.
It's so bad I took a nap on the floor in the office. LOL I laid on my jacket.
I'm amazed at how long her marriage has lasted. Melanie Griffith always seemed so annoying.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:01pm.
Sorry you feel so poorly! : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
missy - Sooooooooo hungover. My entire body hurts, I feel like CRAP!
ME - you ok mama? bad monday?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I did manage to work today but the rest of it can wait till tomorrow.
I am pissed.
My tax lady is still not done with my taxes altho she has had them for 6 fucking weeks.
And 80% of the Pens playoff games are on Versus, which I do not have.
I want. To. Die.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:56pm.
I need to get distracted from dl and Twitter! I have mucho to do and never get a thing done on days I fiddle around on the two.
It's awful and rainy here today, so I am being totally lazy, watching t.v, fighting for space on my couch w/ cats, eating junk food and messing around on internet!
2morrow I can be productive!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hola DG! Its so hard for me to keep up with Dlisted while im at home lol I get distracted to easily
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:52pm
Hi Mrs. G! Long time, no see! : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I miss you sluts!!!!!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
That shit looks as ridiculous as Vadge on her Sweet and Sticky tour.
My 20 minute nap on my office floor was, painful.
Where all you horz at?
Since this is open post... I've got the Dateline NBC on the modeling agency scam on (which I DVR'ed) in the background and I have to laugh like CRAZY at the people who believe they - or their children - are good-looking enough to model. Some people are truly delusional. Truly.
FUCKING LOL at her website. what the fuck is that shit?!
If I could get away with wearing a mantilla and those big peinetas, I would.
ME- DO IT! I wish I could. Well, I can, but I don't like to do it a lot.
Melanie belongs in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQQl86U3QY
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Horz - I think I may just go home early.
I am NOT feeling very well. At all.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:00pm.
Does she think she's some countess or something?
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She heard Luann there was a job opening after Luann's pee-paw left her trifling ass.