STFU Miley
This one again. Miley Cyrus is doing that thing everyone has told her not to do: TALK! In the new issue of Teen Vogue (via Page Six), Disney's #1 whore is gnawing at the hand that feeds her sugar cubs and carrots. Miley gave her thoughts on Alice in Wonderland, "It's such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."
Well, I looked it up online and found that Lewis Carroll wrote the book in 1865, the movie came out in 1951 and Ecstasy didn't start making the rounds until years later. Miley Cyrus is a stupid bitch. I swear! Look it up online.
You know what's really perverted? The fact that this pork rind dust for brains hillbilly is making trillions of dollars. That's what's really perverted.
And I'm not a professor like Miley, but I'm pretty sure the Hannah Montana movie is all about CACA. Again, look it up online if you don't believe me.
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Perverted? Ecstasy? Yeah, she really needs to pick up that book and actually read it.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect: "Charles Dodgson aka Lewis Carroll, Anglican deacon, mathamatician and writer is sharing a power barf with Kipling at the moment."
LOL.
I have a book somewhere called "Aspects of Alice" and one of the chapters is a theory that the Alice books were actually written by Mark Twain.
I found a reference to it online here:
http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2006/Apr06/WESCHARLE_WAE0...
What about the mad hatter? He was suffering from mercury poisoning and thats why he crazy.
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I always thought Carroll was smoking some weed when he wrote that story. I thought there was some proof to it somewhere, too (something Carroll had said). If you read the story, it does seem like a stoner hallucination.
Oh, and doesn't the story itself make a lot of references to drug use?
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 3:53pm.
*passes dirty rig to Ford* You don't mind an unclean needle do you?
I think I can find a tooter around here some place so you can have the last two lines of my prized biker crank that came out of the ol' bathtub this weekend!
The only thing I can read is Uncle Festers Guide to cooking crank, but that's only because I have it basically memorized and there are pictures!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Fuck you Miley Cyrus for making dlisters go after one another!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 3:49pm.
Wow so much fighting today, is everyone on their rag?
I'm not. *checking to be sure* It's a broad-based, post-Easter, sugar let-down.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:40pm.
Carroll was almost certainly not writing under the influence of any drugs when he wrote the book. If he were writing under the influence of any opiates, then the text would be a nonsensical mess.
Chalk this one up to gullible people buying into urban legends. Similarly, Sigmund Freud's cocaine use did not render his earlier writing illegible.
God I hate stoners. They are dull as they are stupid; possibly due to their drug use, I can't be sure
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Well now, Ziggy let's not be hasty..Samuel Taylor Coleridge claimed that one of his greatest poems "Kubla Khan" came to him in an opium dream. Some great artists and writers were addicted to opiates but managed somehow to produce work. Please don't scream back at me - I'm just offering an opinion.
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Can I share in your drug/alcohol binge? Sounds fab-tas-stick.
That book lurnin' stuff is so overated! LOL
*Freebird: mantra of the moron*
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Stoney, if you have some time to kill, go read the comments on that site. There are two posters named Kate and Keane (who has been here plenty) who go ON and ON about it.....I am talking HUGE paragraphs. It is unbelievable to me that someone would spend so much time thinking about Brad and Angie.
oh well, off to work now....
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- Enrique Iglesias
I can believe that. They haven't bought a baby in while. Angie must be pissed about that.
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We must all remember that clearly the lack of hard evidence of Lewis Carroll partaking in hallucinogenic drugs does not necessarily rule out the possibility of drug use whether or not it took place while he was in the act of writing--you can't necessarily rule it out--after all, many writers have had histories of addiction, whether it be to alcohol or other types of narcotics.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Wow so much fighting today, is everyone on their rag?
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just because the book contained references to drug use or abuse, doesn't mean Carroll himself was an addict. Then again, drug use was prevelant in his day and age, nor was it considered a bad thing really. hell, Coca-Cola was made with cocaine for a while. Cocaine was used as a sort of curall home remedy for just about everything. Carroll wasn't a professional writer--his day job was as a math professor at Oxford. Part of the controversy was the destruction of a lto of his letters. his papers that survived were edited, which makes people think he was hiding something-in particular his relationship with the Luddell girls.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
speaking of Jolie, IanUnderCover says the relationship of Brangelina is OVER. He is so fucking obsessed with his hatred of Angie it is frightening.
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"I don’t look good naked. I've got chicken legs and my balls hang too low. I hear they get lower and saggier as you get older, and that’s fucked up. I'll have to tuck mine into my socks."
- Enrique Iglesias
Not even a month ago, Ziggy's comment about stoners would've made me want to lash out too, but I have since read Richard Bachman's The Long Walk and am a changed woman! lol!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Wow, must be "Non Jolie Posts" month and the loons is a jonesing, they're working fuckin' Miley Hworus threads now!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The caterpillar smoked from a hookah, which was commonly used for smoking tobacco. Where do you get drug references from that exactly?
If the caterpillar suffered from paranoia, mood disturbances and short term memory problems, then I might suspect that he was ingesting some kind of psychoactive. I don't have his psychiatric records to hand though.
Do you?
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Ziggy has been retarded all day. I'm trying to pay it no attention.
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Lory, dood! It's name is angelinafan1! Please use protection!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
OMG, Candy, your comment about her mule teeth almost made me choke on my Taco Supreme!!! Effing hilarious!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 3:30pm.
Oh, you are so clever and really good at putting idiots like me in my place!
If only I could be as wise and educated as you, my life would be perfect!
*lights up joint, slams big needle of H, snorts line of coke AND meth, pops a few pills* Yes, I just don't know why I am soooooo stupid! *downs 5th of Gray Goose*
Keep on educating the masses! We need your help desperately!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Miley Cyrus should try actually READING the book, instead of quoting what she has read on the internet. I'm taking a big leap here and assuming that she can actually read.
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Look it up online!!!!
Cuz teh interwebnet DON'T LYE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Loon? Where? Please don't make me read the whole post! Just be nice sluts and point it to me... I may need someone to unleash my Monday wrath...
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 3:12pm.
That's just the heroin talking.
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@ZiggyStardust:
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Out of that white trash mouth drools such half wit fuckery.
Anyone else find it IRONIC that the 1951 cartoon was made by old Uncle Walt's company?
I hate that cartoon, but who knew Disney was promoting X way back then?
Miley, when you open your mouth, you remove all doubt.
*Freebird: mantra of the moron*
~Bill Hicks~
OMG there's a loon in here!!!!
Come on, mk!!! We need a brangie post!
*straps on full body armor*
*hikes up mom jeans over barren, dried-up womb*
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uh what's the connection between estacy and perverts? am i missing something?
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Ziggy, you are such an oxymoron.
*huff huff passes*
Yes she needs to stfu. She sounds like a dumb little hick.
MK, you keep me sane. I fucking love you. Thanks for doin what you do.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:40pm.
Well thank you and your infinite wisdom! Why read books when we have Ziggy Stardust here to educate all of us "stoners" and correct us on everything!
I cannot stand people who think that they know it all. I too, have read a few things in my life. as well as written. I don't need you to tell me what I have read was false, when I have read plenty about authors of particular books, Carroll included. Maybe you should read a little more and maybe you won't be such a self important ass all of the time!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Candy on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:24pm.
Does anyone but me HATE to hear AND see this girl talk? She sounds like a man with a tracheotomy. ----------------------------
BAHAHAHA! The first time I heard her speak was as the trailer for her movie aired before a movie I was watching. I was shocked by how low and man-ish her voice was. Little girls are spoonfed the weirdest idols.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by Bda on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:47pm.
Instead of this dumb bitch looking up "Alice In Wonderland" perhaps she should actually look up "perverted" and see that word fits her older homosexual boyfriend better?
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Or her peeping-tom-on-the-Vanity Fair-photo shoot pops.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Charles Dodgson aka Lewis Carroll, Anglican deacon, mathamatician and writer is sharing a power barf with Kipling at the moment.
It's a fucking BOOK, you hill billy inbred twit.
Sweet baby Jezzbus don't snag tooths have any more curiousity then slime mold?
Sad part is Carroll could probably quote more scripture and verse than her Pedo religious man whore.
Kill me now....
*Freebird: mantra of the moron*
~Bill Hicks~
When will Beaver chompers 15 minutes of fame expire?!
Why can't this snotty nosed cunt just fuck off!
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zomay sha said she liked both jolie and aniston. stfu stop trying to start shit. mk that was indeed a brilliant post.
Some of Carroll's imagination in the book does seem rather surreal so maybe Miley (no rocket scientist, her) isn't so far off the mark.
what's so perverted about ecstasy?!
Yes, because we all know the Internet is never wrong. *rolls eyes*
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The Annotated Alice talks about the Liddell girls, whom the story was supposedly written about, and how some of the jokes in the book are understood only between the Liddell girls and him...ahem, weird. It talks about Oedipus complexes. It talks about Carroll's interest in psychic/supernatural matters. It talks about how Carroll dealt with his father's death in his literature, and his opinion of the mother-figure. It talks about his unnatural obsession with young girls, but nowhere does it talk about an opium addiction.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
She's obviously had lip implants or shots. What kind of a quack doctor does that to a child??
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:40pm.
I guess the caterpillar was smoking a Camel Light then, huh?
PS: You can write just fine on most drugs. My friend told me that.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:43pm.
The dust of children's bones.
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Instead of this dumb bitch looking up "Alice In Wonderland" perhaps she should actually look up "perverted" and see that word fits her older homosexual boyfriend better?
Submitted by RigaToni on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:32pm.
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This. So much this. I hated the book and then when we had to study it in-depth I realised why.
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She is proof that the gods have a horrible sense of humor when it comes to executing on their Life Lesson No. 92:
It does not matter how much money you have. If you do what you love, “riches” will come to you -- although they may only be in the form of a warm fuzzy feeling of a “job well done.” You are on your own path. There is no point in coveting others’ wealth and fame, no matter how young, untalented, undeserving, obnoxious, unintelligent, boundary-less, tacky, trashy, irritating, mouth-offing, media-whoring, paparazzi-courting, twangy voice-screeching, inappropriately tween-influencing, killing-it-with-their-mind-jarringly-vacuous-film-during-opening-weekend starring, depressing an entire nation of smart, hard working deserving talent-mocking those “others” may be.