STFU Miley
This one again. Miley Cyrus is doing that thing everyone has told her not to do: TALK! In the new issue of Teen Vogue (via Page Six), Disney's #1 whore is gnawing at the hand that feeds her sugar cubs and carrots. Miley gave her thoughts on Alice in Wonderland, "It's such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."
Well, I looked it up online and found that Lewis Carroll wrote the book in 1865, the movie came out in 1951 and Ecstasy didn't start making the rounds until years later. Miley Cyrus is a stupid bitch. I swear! Look it up online.
You know what's really perverted? The fact that this pork rind dust for brains hillbilly is making trillions of dollars. That's what's really perverted.
And I'm not a professor like Miley, but I'm pretty sure the Hannah Montana movie is all about CACA. Again, look it up online if you don't believe me.
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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:18pm.
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I thought the same thing when I first read this, loozer: "Dipshit kid is confusing it with White Rabbit".
She should go back to reading scriptures and going to church with her model 'friend'.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:40pm.
None of the Alice stories contain any references to opium, or any other psychoactive substance.
What was the Caterpillar smoking, sitting on a mushroom?
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:40pm.
Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:37pm
LMFAO you funny hwore!
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But it's true! I swear! Look it up online!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
You know this dumb cunt didn't even know that there WAS
a book....
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I love it when you go to Target or Kmart and the 5 tons of Hannnah Montana merchandise is on the clearance shelf.
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Hey Miley! No one cares about you idiotic babbling! Look it up on the internet under "Miley the Mule Mouthed Moron".
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
You just know this is the only site she visits:
http://mileycyruslovers.wetpaint.com/
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:37pm
LMFAO you funny hwore!
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None of the Alice stories contain any references to opium, or any other psychoactive substance. It is an unfortunate meme that detracts from the work. Carroll was almost certainly not writing under the influence of any drugs when he wrote the book. If he were writing under the influence of any opiates, then the text would be a nonsensical mess.
Chalk this one up to gullible people buying into urban legends. Similarly, Sigmund Freud's cocaine use did not render his earlier writing illegible.
God I hate stoners. They are dull as they are stupid; possibly due to their drug use, I can't be sure.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Lewis Carroll was rolling on ecstasy while Vincent Van Gogh was rollin' spliffs in his basement studio. They met up later at a rave in an abandoned warehouse, where, Van Gogh accidentally cut his ear off because he thought it was an alien, and Lewis Carroll was busy trying to fuck an underaged girl in the unisex bathroom.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
What else would we expect from this uneducated retard? It's not like anyone has taught her shit about literature.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Funny thing is last time I checked the internet Alice in Wonderland is highly regarded as a classic and Miley is just another twat that hopefully will disappear when she turns 18!!!
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I was on a diet for a month and lost 30 days.
I would call the parents of a 15 year old that still sleeps with them perverts first.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Hey Miley! You're a dumb slut! Look it up online!
Honestly, poor Lewis Carrol. He's probably sobbing in his grave and bingeing on muggets' Cheetos right now.
Funny thing is Alice in Wonderland is REALLY a movie about inappropriate relationships between adult men and little girls.
Lewis Carroll was obsessed with the daughter of a friend... and wrote the whole book series around her.
That's not just weird rumor either, it was actually one of the points brought up in a lit class I had.
Now how's that for irony... Miley talking about a pedobear-approved movie.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:25pm.
If you start a hannah montana album at the same time you start alice in wonderland....man, let me just say it'll blooooww your mind dude
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Hahahahaha! You funny mofo!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Stupid whore. So much amazing talent has died/been killed over the years and we're stuck with this piece of shit. No fair.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
She should STFU not only because she is ignorant, but her speaking voice is dreadful. Its masculine in a bad way & monotone on top of that, kind of like a mini ScarJo. I just dont get her appeal. Are little girls really that gullible & easy to sell to these says? Maybe parents need to have higher standards for their kids entertainment.
AhhhahahhLMAO...Miley and Blohan, spitting venom, because they were passed over by Tim Burton for Alice in Wonderland...I love it!
"Miley Cyrus is a stupid bitch. I swear! Look it up online." ~MK
Never a truer word spoken.
I seriously don't remember any teenbopper stars from my day (the 80s-90s) being as annoying as this little shit is. Everyday something new and idiotic pops out of her mouth. Every. Day.
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:26pm.
Sorry Momus it was opium. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubla_Khan
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Thanks for the correct info.
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Someone should slap this skanklette in her fat ass teeth!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
If you start a hannah montana album at the same time you start alice in wonderland....man, let me just say it'll blooooww your mind dude *sound of bubbler, cough cough cough*
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Sorry Momus it was opium. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubla_Khan
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I think she means opium.
After her "just been fucked" pics for Vanity Fair - I can believe this little bitch knows what ecstasy is. I swear! Look it up online.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Does anyone but me HATE to hear AND see this girl talk? She sounds like a man with a tracheotomy. Also only her bottom lips moves while in speech which exposes her mule teeth. Someone please tell me this disturbs them as well. I can't stand to hear or see her talk.
If I die and go to hell tomorrow I'm sure I'd get tortured by her talking.
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Momus, I thought Coleridge was on opium, not on cocaine. I must look that up too. Thanks.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
No Teddy, the apostles and other followers ate some bread with ergot fungus and had a wild trip.
Hey, Miley! Your boyfriend is GAY! I swear! Look it up online!
I heard Miley's movie is pretty good. I'll maybe watch it. I like stupid kid movies. I'm a real sap that way. I'm definately not the biggest movie critic. It will have to get in line behing the 30 other movies I want to watch right now, though. Her chain smoker voice does bother me, though.
I cannot stand this 70 year old smoker voice hill billy TWAT!
Alice in Wonderland is all about eating shrooms....wrong again Miley! Exctasy came out in the late 70s. Girlfriend needs to do her research better, obviously she's confusing her drugs. Lewis Carroll used to eat opium, not only smoke it. Hey as this famous comedian said all great music has been created while the musicians were really high on drugs. Many great books were also written when people who freakin' high outta their minds as well.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
"I mean,, read the bible and jesus was like TOTALLY in a K-hole"
Well, the hairball is partially correct: the book is perverted. However, if she knew how to read or spell she could've used the internet to discover the perversion is not drug-related, but rather that Lewis Carroll was a pedophile who took suggestive photos of the real Alice, a 12 year old girl. Nasty.
Hey! I think that should be Princess Zac's next starring role! High Schooler, Time Traveler, Cartoon Twink Hero. Isn't Schoolgirl Victim the next logical step?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Maybe she should stop reading those chain letters and email.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Wow, I mean you just look at her and know that cunt has 3 braincells but even they have quit this bitch.
You know what's perverted Miley? You still having a career, that is just disgusting.
Although Miley is as ignorant as the day is long, she is partially correct.
Lewis Carroll (aka Charles Dodson) was a heavy user of laudanum and he wrote the Alice stories while under the influence.
BTW: Samuel Coleridge didn't finish his poem "Xanadu" because a caller interrupted his cocaine-inspired writing binge; by the time the caller left, the inspiration was gone.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I believe that Carroll did smoke a fair amt. of opium, and frankly, that is one of the reasons I read the book as an adult.
Talk about perverts, isn't her fucking dad a perv? And since when are drug inspired stories, movies, bad? I love them all the more!
Miley needs to shove a sock in it. No one wants to hear what an effin' hillbilly thinks about anything, except maybe on how to make meth cheaply, thats about it.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Holy crap I cannot stand this dumb hillbilly twat.
Good thing she has her beauty and talent to fall back on, because the brain is defective. Oh, wait, nevermind. Good thing no one will give a fuck about her in a month.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small...
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
MK that was brilliant absolutely BRILLIANT! And folks, let's not forget about her achy-breaky has-been, Daddy pimp Billy Ray. He's just a Keith Urban wannabe. Gee Billy Ray, do you think you could aim any lower? He's the new Joe Simpson, I can't wait til the talentless over-rated clueless Chimpmunk turns 18! Oh, what fun!!
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When stupid morons say stupid things.
MK, you have a great talent for consistently finding pictures of these slunts that make me want to hurl my monitor out the window. Nice work!
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Also MK, she is a brangeloooonie. She adores Jolie. She uses her as a template for her own style and personality. Did you see her talk about it at the Oscars? It explains some things.
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I fuckin hate her. Her real name isn't even Miley. It's something Stripperiffic like 'Destiny'. I swear. Look it up on the internet.
'I'm just living out the American Dream and I just realized that nothing is what it seems.' - Madonna
this bitch needs to go to siberia.
What does the little bitch know about ecstacy?