Monday, April 13th 2009

Kathie Lee Pounces On Zac


When Kathie Lee Gifford is coming your way, you better hide the booze and run for you life. Zac Efron didn't know this rule when Kathie Lee ambushed him on Today this morning. Kathie Lee strolled up in hair curlers and a cougar face to tease Zac for making fun of her sweet precious Cody on SNL this past weekend. Kathie Lee told Zac that her Cody is way cuter than him and that he needs to stop wearing his mop like that. Kathie Lee also handed Cody's phone number over to Zac and said to call him. Cody's number my asshole! Kathie Lee's after-hours phone number was totally on that piece of paper along with a sketch of her cougar pussy.

Kathie Lee totally reminds me of THAT mother growing up. You know, that mother who drank wine coolers all day, wore Payless high heels with her sweats and talked about how she hopes her cooze can get wet again for she gets vaginal rejuvenation surgery, because it's been feeling so itchy lately. Then she strokes your hair and asks you if you want a butter and sugar sandwich. Seriously, one of my friend's mother was just like that. She later told me that the best way to pretend like you're swallowing after a beej is to spit in a beer bottle, so he thinks you're washing it down. The lessons of life.

Skip to the 5:15 mark to see Mama Kathie trying to get on Zac.

And the bestest part of the video is at the end when Kathie Lee almost breaks Matt's fucked-up shoulder by leaning against it. She doesn't even care!

Posted by: Michael K


Me thinks little Cody is gay. KLG seems like one crazy mom. Bet she won't let Cody go off to college either.

gia's picture

Zac was a bit uncomfortable, but not nearly as uncomfortable to watch as that chick from Twilight. She makes me mega nervous to watch.
I think Zac is cute & he seems nice, a bit of a dullard, but still sweet. He is 21 though & I am not sure he can successfully pass for h.s. anymore. Just as an aside when the fuck are they going to stop making crap movies like this?? Its been played out like a hundred times!!

Juniperjump's picture

I don't understand how this guy became a teen idol - he has very little charm or ease. In every interview I see he just seems uncomfortable.

Wait ... did KLG just arrange a hook up for her son? On national TV? In curlers?

Ok, that's what I thought.

EatYourVeggies's picture

Wow. That was fucking awkward to watch. Newfound respect for Efron, because I would have totally said something right back to the bitch.

Didn't anyone notice the FLY or whatever that landed on his nose? He didn't even react!!!! Skip to 1:57-all of a sudden there is a black dot on his nose & then it disappears (around 2:02)....that's really the only interesting thing in this clip, IMO.

rrr's picture

uncomfortable to watch

Well now I just feel all guilty and shit. Here I was thinking that Zac was a little twinkie (mk's influence) and then I listen to him for the 1st time..and he seems like a nice, intelligent, respectful boy. Damn you MK! Just think of all the Zac Efron-ness I could have sucked up before now..And I hate that whore KLG..she's such a psycho overbearing stalker mom. Can you imagine the poor slut that goes out with her precious Cody?? Eek!
And what the hell happened to Matt? That was funny as shit when the audience was like OOOHHH...lol

Hekki's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "SNL has an amusing bit with Kristin Wiig as Kathie Lee and some other lady playing Hoda Kotb on the 15th hour of the Today show where Kathie Lee does nothing but try to upstage Hoda and act like a moron...and usually ends up shoving Hoda to the ground somehow."

That's pretty much the only part of the show I enjoy anymore.

Whatever's picture

Kathy Lee and her son are a couple of asswipes.

NitWitty's picture

I don't know about the rest of you hookers, but I'm *dying* to see MK's version of Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I see bitches that are tanked up on wine coolers and wearing sweats. Jeezus MK, it's a good thing you don't have access to a Walmart. Makes you feel better about yourself in just minutes a day.
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grapedrinkbaby's picture

It was funny when Matt told her to get off the shoulder. He looked stabby!

Bda's picture

LMAO that shit was FUNNY! And we all know mothers like that. One friends mother is bound to be like that!

He takes a good picture, but I'm really perplexed at what people find so hot about this guy. Seems like a nice kid and yes, cute, but he's not that great looking.

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Submitted by yoko on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:08pm.
Kathy Lee is f*cking scary. That was no act--especially in the beginning
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ITA; she knows damn well she was upset that someone DARE talk about her precious little baby. Whose idea was it to give her a job anyway? Why is she even relevant?

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Wow, Cody actually doesn't look as douche-like as he did when he was in that Disney Channel movie "Model Behavior" with Justin Timberlake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsZeL1E1pSA

He's the chipmunk looking prick standing next to his mom.
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Maybe this is because I haven't been laid in a few days, but what the fuck was all that? The mom shows up with a picture and a phone number and asks him to call her son? I'd be expecting a blow job out of that situation. Then she insults his hair like she's not going to let him date her precious until it's cut? That whole thing is equal parts queerer than fuck, hilarious and creepy.

cuntygolightly's picture

he's so full of shit, why are they giving this pathetic moron all of this exposure???? he's not even talented

go away disney asshole...and lose that horrible voice, it's not the way you speak, you sound way girlier than that, you idiot...

letinstar's picture

kathie lee's 15 minutes were up decades ago...and her ass looks wide in that outfit...
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nice ass...when does it open?

TexnDoc's picture

It's obvious the one person in the room who didn't recognize her at all was Zac Efron.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

SNL has an amusing bit with Kristin Wiig as Kathie Lee and some other lady playing Hoda Kotb on the 15th hour of the Today show where Kathie Lee does nothing but try to upstage Hoda and act like a moron...and usually ends up shoving Hoda to the ground somehow.

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guest's picture

while kathie lee is pounding on matt's shoulder he's secretly wishing that it's deer season & she's the deer.

yoko's picture

Kathy Lee is f*cking scary. That was no act--especially in the beginning.

And I kind of hated Zac Ephron until now, but he handled her so well... I kind of like him now. Who knew that KLG's bitchiness could enhance one's career?!

mike's picture

I cannot watch it. The prospect of both Zach Efron and Kathie Lee in motion is too much for me.

sunryse's picture

Oh God, I feel OLDDDDDDD

Cause that Cody is really hot and I would do him and I remember when he was born.

I'm not a cougar, am I? WELL? AM I???

you right she hawnee milf fo sho

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Sluttsville's picture

Kathie Lee reminds me of one of those mothers who calls your mother and tries to persuade her to force you to interact with her child.

pixelwizard's picture

That horrible excuse for a human being. She finally found her perfect fashion statement, wearing curlers on national TV. After way too many decades of inflicting herself on us via national media, at last it became unavoidably obvious what a low class, loudmouth, piece of steamroller trash she is. Domineering, intrusive, invasive... ya think?

The mere sound of her voice sends me shrieking from the room. Poor Cody. No amount of money spent on therapists could ever fix the childhood he must have had.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:23pm.

Cody is a pretentious name.
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I agree. Every Cody I've ever known has been a self-righteous ass-fucking prick.

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And Kathie Lee was so nauseating after she gave birth to the "wonder child." It was all "Ooh, Cody *this*," and "Oh, Cody *that*, and "Cody just spit up for the first time!" and "Cody went potty for the first time!" and "Cody called mama a hack for the first time!" and "Cody shit in his pants again for the neighbors! Isn't he just so special?" Barf-o-rama!

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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

M.E.'s picture

Crap, why did I watch the clip. I'm thinking I like Zac, he seems intelligent and sweet and sincere.

DAMN!

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:23pm.

Cody is a pretentious name.
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I agree. Every Cody I've ever known has been a self-righteous ass-fucking prick.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Cody is a pretentious name.

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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:14pm.

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Royal Crown? Crown Royal?

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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:18pm.

*raises hand* Ooo, Ooo, I know, I know!

Cody is KL ugly eldest child. from her storybook union with Frank "The Love Tank Filler " Gifford.
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YOWZERS!

He looks like that pocky nerd Zack from Desperate Housewives! He's on Facebook. I'm totally going to add him.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:11pm.
Who the fuck is Cody?

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*raises hand* Ooo, Ooo, I know, I know!

Cody is KL ugly eldest child. from her storybook union with Frank "The Love Tank Filler " Gifford.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

luckycharms's picture

CHARLES MANSON
DRINKS FUCKING WINECOOLERS ALL DAY? EVERY GOOD FUCKING HOUSEWIFE HAS A BOTTLE OF ROYAL CROWN NEXT TO THE GODDAMN FUCKING COFFEE MAKER. FUCK WINE COOLERS.

Dirk Diggler's picture

Kathy Lee is one of those bitches the big networks simply have to employ because she just won't quit harassing them!

Payless heels and sweats -- never out of style!

i'm going with these: http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/02/detail_2.html so i can kick other mom's asses at my kid's soccer game.

WindSwept's picture

He looks like a hobbit.

That was an awkward moment with Kathie.
Matt was probably thinking: "Can you do me one favor? Step off bitch."

Teddy Rubskin's picture

Ok, So KLG is trying to play ass-match-maker? She was pretty insistant on Zach calling Cody,, Dude got the digi's hahahahaha

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Who the fuck is Cody?

I'm glad things are explained here, or the point of the story would be completely superfluous.

I wonder if her dogs, Chardonnay and Chablis are still alive and kicking?

Don't ask me how I know their names, because I don't know!

*hides VHS tapes of old Regis and Kathie Lee shows*

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Hekki's picture

LOL at all the comments here.

I used to crack up when Howard Stern called her "Kathie Lee Jew". Because her maiden name is Epstein. That was back when Howard Stern was funny.

Terrapwn3d's picture

She's one scurry lady.

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Ford_Prefect's picture

That just made me uncomfortable.

**shudders and hides in corner with blankie**

*Freebird: mantra of the moron*

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M.E.'s picture

I HATE Kathy Lee Gifford!!!

Newportjoey's picture

How dare you bring up Mommie Dearest Aamyko....That's MY turf......and Cody just want so 'Mo' action.....what boy wouldn't......However, your right....Kathie Lee is a "Call U Next Tuesday"!

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DonkeyPunched's picture

YEah, Cody is probably a BIG 'MO and wants to compare peens and ass cheeks with Zac. Just wait.

KD's picture

Who is Cody? and why was he on SNL? And why is SNL still on?