Hot Slut Of The Week: Scotland's #1 Male Barbie
Birthday: 1989ish
Age: 20
Birth Name: Ross Somethingoranother
Original Date of HS of the Day: April 9, 2009
Claim to Fame: Ross is the self-appointed #1 male Barbie in Scotland. Ross believes that you can never be too orange (that might be Xtina's personal motto), you can never wear enough fake gold jewelry and your coochie cutters can never be too short. Because of this, the BBC came to visit Ross in Aberdeen for an episode of Snog, Marry, Avoid. I think it airs soon.
Where is he now? Ross is either doing himself with a bronzer stick or he's at the free clinic being treated for foundation poisoning. It's also possible that Ross is working the day shift as the main Oompa Loompa fluffer.
Why is he HS of the Week? Basically, because of the trailer below and because of his Bebo page. Seriously, check out his amazing page. How many wonders does one cavern hold?
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Snideychick sez:
Jolson had blackface, this dude has orangeface.
Boring.
But thanks for giving him (her? it?) the attention he so desperately craves.
He is like a poor thing...I am embarrassed for him.
Oh it's so cute that he thinks he's cute.
Forget this kid.I'm sticking with Bobby Trendy, Trendy had a wholsale acct with many design shops for fabrics and upholsterers, He had a niche, remember?
This guy is a silly fag without an aspirations, goals or dreams.~
Bobby went to fashion school. Did not tout himself on cheap version of MySpace.
Bobby has his own tan and own fans and was cut short by Howard K. Stern of all people.
The cheap version of Bobby Trendy. All hail Bobby Trendy!
I want to snog his brains out. I want to throw his little twig ass down and do wild times with him. I want to watch him primp for out nights out. I want to slather his tanner on for him.
I know it seems weird, but It's just that when you get older, you've done normal and boring. I want the freak in all his orange ooompaloopah glory. Any dude this imaginative in his look, has got to be one crazy ass freak in bed. Good on him.
"don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
Love that leopard print 'do
Oh I see from his page he is from Aberdeen, No WONDER he is like he is! That place is the pits, you have to find something interesting to do or become there!
No Bobby Trendy, he is.
this freak is strangely appealing to me for some reason.
cool~~~~~ but i found a hot place... you can log on ___classymingle.com____ where you can find many celebrities and rich people, you can communicate with them online~~~
He's pretty much a Scottish dude ganguro gyaru or something. I'm amazed that the picture on this page is so weirdly similar to the one at the bottom of this link, sans stickers:
http://xxalizexx.xanga.com/635770828/so-cool/
Crap, the guy below me already said that.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
Attention Earth!
We have discovered the Klassy version of Jeffree Star.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
I can't stop looking at his pictures. It's like Jeffree Star's dumpster baby twin.
I think he's a little too obsessed with Zac Efron
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Let's call him Mandarin Barbie. He reminds me of a recent (for Canada) episode of "Coronation Street" where bipolar, spray-on tanned David threatens a guy that he accuses of getting too close to his skank, Tina.
The guy, of course, turns out to be gay and tells David that he wasn't into him either and says:
"I don't mean to sound racist, mate, but I'm not into orange guys".
HAterz!
But really, this guy likes to have fun and I think people get jealous of the perceived audacity some have to do what they want to do.
Bet he'd be popular in Glasgow.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
He's not even good at what he does. His fashion sense sucks for a gay dude, his hair is pure fuckery and his dance skills are just sad.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I love that in his profile he writes, "BEING INTELIGENT."
Inteligent has an another "l", honey.
Rikki: Joey will do him after your done...I don't mind sloppy twink seconds...This kid can dance, he sure as hell can power bottom !!!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Anonymousmofoyo on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:14pm.
hahah hilarious, what song is that in the middle of the video, sexy something? anyone?
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'Sexy Boy' by Air. Used ironically!
LOL at exasperated dad.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:16pm.
Is it ok to say "snog" in polite Amerkin company?
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I don't think so. Good think Dlisters are a mixed bunch of worldy, slutty hookers.
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SILLY FAG
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:03pm.
Dlisted is in dire need of an ALL-CAPS gay ranter, IMHO.
UAHO?
Is it ok to say "snog" in polite Amerkin company?
hahah hilarious, what song is that in the middle of the video, sexy something? anyone?
I am not quite sure "male" applies in this case...#1 Barbie is more than enough. Is either that, or someone left out the word "she" in #1 "she-male" Barbie.
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:44pm.
Dlisted is in dire need of an ALL-CAPS gay ranter, IMHO. hehe
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this is ross' version of "blackface"...if he wasn't such a hot slut, i might be insulted...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:32pm.
How is this hot bitch not a Dlister?
He can be All-Caps Ross, too.
Zac Efron might wanna wiggle his weenis in his direction.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
He also needs to stop using so much Brush Script.
Find a klassier typeface, honey!
I'm with Ricki on this one. This hot slut is like a blacklight poster just waitin' to explode in all kinds of luscious twink goodness. I heart Ross. Ya hear that, Sparkles?! Mmmmm, fun times!
Get her hole on Dlist for sure.
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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:27pm.
The episode airs next week.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Whata pretty creature!
How is this hot bitch not a Dlister?
I LOVE
WEARING SKIMPY OUTFITS, FAKE TAN, FAKE HAIR, FAKE NAILS, VODKA, , BOOZE , DANCING WITH GIRLS IN FRONT OF THEIR BFS, MAKING NEW FRIENDS, LOOKING ODD, STANDING OUT, FAME, ATTENTION, GLAMOUR, DIRTY LOOKS, SNIDE REMARKS, INSULTS, COMPLIMENTS, BEING NOTICED, CLUBLAND, FRIENDS, POPULARITY, CLUBS, PACKED DANCEFLOORS, BEING INTELIGENT, NOVELS, BEBO, MYSPACE, ANIME, MANGA, KISSING BOYS&GIRLS, PENIS, MY FACE, MY EYES, WIGS, BEING ON TV, LONDON, PUBLICITY, MEETING STRANGERS OFF THE INTERNET IN REAL LIFE, FIRST DATES, JODIE MARSH, KATIE PRICE, BOOBS, OVERSIZED BEANIES, TOPMAN, HAVING FRIENDS CALLED BECCA, CROSSDRESSERS, TRANNYS, LESBIANS, FANCY DRESS, STANDING OUT, BEING RECOGNISED BY STRANGERS, JAPAN, GANGURO , COMICS, CHEESY MUSIC, MACARONI , MY HATERS, <3
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Ugh, MK thanks. I just now got my eyeballs to stop bleeding and my retinas to quit burning from the last time you showed this flaming hot mess!
*goes to soak eyes in acid*
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
FUCK YEAH, hookers! I'm so glad he won. I heart this "guy" lol. He is precisely the type of ridiculous, overly-tanned, effeminate blond twink I like to fuck when I'm really drunk. Hot SLUT of the Week is right! lol
So I downloaded all of the Snog Marry Avoid episodes but couldn't find him. After watching a few episodes though OMG he's not even the worse! Damn there is some nastiness in the UK and what's with all the fake tan?
it's like the headrush from too much sugar too fast
College?
I wonder what he studies.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
HIS BEBO = goldmine!!
"Warning: his page may cause jealousy" love this boy.
The Universe Is Indifferent.
SERIOUSLY GO TO THE BEBO SITE
he looks like a pretty lesbian without all the tan... aw.
Loves me some Ross. Excuse his beauty, haters!
Susan Boyle rocks the world, but this sparkly turd is true HOT SLUT material. Suze is still all virginal and shit. This guy's no-no can probably be found at his owm makeshit glory hole in a chain link fence.
mmmm, scotland's #1 male barbie.... he's one fine drink of yoo-hoo. not only is his face legendary but i bet it also produces some exquisite gravy-based greasey pimples.
Having been to Aberdeen, I can tell you he's over-doing it to the extreme if he's trying to be the darkest.
Dudette still freaks me out
He needs to invest in some Crest Whitestrips.