Monday, April 13th 2009

Do They Have Blowdryers In The Chokey?

Phil Spector was just found guilty of second-degree murder in the murder of Lana Clarkson in 2003. Lana was found shot to death in Phil's home in Alhambra. Phil was tried for her murder in 2007, but the jury couldn't come up with a verdict. They did this time however and now Phil will have to find a way to cut his hair with a plastic spork in the big house. You know how he feels about his mop. Phil could get at least 18 years.

Ding, dong, the shaggedy-haired troll witch is finally getting his. Phil shouldn't be too weepy though. He's a shoo-in for Miss Inmate USA '09. His luscious locks will win him the top prize.

Source: LAist

Posted by: Michael K


kdracofan's picture

Finally!

Snideychick sez:

That was a picture of Phil Spector? I thought it was a computer aged picture of Posh. They have the same blank look.

patty cake's picture

took long enough
our tax dollars waisting away...
this slimely fuck has been slithering around for years... snaker fuckery... LOCKem up

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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rukiddingme's picture

It's about time. He got what he deserved.

It's about time...this guy is dangerous, plus FUGLY

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yeah, so... um.. what?... six months in county(five and a half minutes "Ritchie time")... some hours of community service(done by a lowly assistant).. millions in "court costs", and he's free to go, right?...

... i'm not buyin' this 'till they slam the door Las Vegas/O.J. style on this asshat!

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xerquina's picture

this may sound harsh but i think families should be able to kill(or torture) those responsible for the death of their loved ones.it's medieval-like but it gets the point across.

hexe's picture

MK: "His luscious locks will win him the top prize."

Not to mention his deft hand with the cosmetics...just look at that 'pouty' effect he's achieved with his lipstick!
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at least justice has been done unlike nicole brown and ronald goldman

Green Is Good's picture

Does Phil actually think he's fooling anyone with that dead animal on his head?

He might get tossed into a Psych ward. No sane person would wear that on their head.

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Old Sociopathic Eyes

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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:34pm.
Phil Spector is a handsome man. Phil Spector is innocent, and will surely exonerate his name soon. Phil Spector has a lovely new hairdo - even lovelier than his last voluminous style! Phil Spector is a trend-setter, and is surely a hit with the ladies. Phil Spector does not need a handgun to charm a lady. Phil Spector is a caring feminist at heart. Phil Spector is so in tune with womanhood because he loves and respects women so much. Phil Spector does not have a history of threatening women at gunpoint. Lana Clarkson was in a hooker alien movie, and was a Hooters TGIFriday's hostess of ill-repute. Phil Spector wanted to help Lana Turner, not engage her in a twisted psychosexual mindfuck before mercilessly splattering her brains across the marbled wall of his fabulously expensive and expansive travertine foyer. Phil Spector was an unlucky bystander, not a cruel mysogynist with a penchant for gun play and B-movie blondes. Phil Spector is innocent.
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He's also a hot piece! Don't tell me you whores don't wantchu summadat, cuz you TOTALLY do...TMZ has his mugshot up and it is PURE SEX!...HWAT!!!

I think I just made myself eternally ill...

Don't drop the soap, Phillip!

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Thank goodness SOME jurors in L.A. haven't lost their minds!

Fuck you Phil, rot in jail.

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z-listed's picture

It's about time this dumb bitch was put where he belongs!

vedamaria's picture

"He's a shoo-in for Miss Inmate USA '09."

LMFAO!!

Manimal5's picture

The Con-ettes.

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twiddlebug1's picture

i cannot believe it took this long to find this lunatic guilty of killing that poor woman.

he will make someone very happy behind bars...

Manimal5's picture

Maybe he can hide behind "the wall of sound" in Prison. Be My Baby!

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

He should fry for adding strings to that Ramones CD.

It is reported that he is flirting with a super model secretly at___classymingle.com____ millionaire and celebrities dating site

Dallas's picture

Send Phil on down to Texas.........that boy would be dead within 3 days!

Ricki Lake ~ You are one sick fuck!

ronnyk's picture

Right after the murder I saw Spector at an awards show here in LA. He looked fucking nuts.

Evil Overlord's picture

Although you can't doubt his talent as a record producer Spector is crazier than a bag of squirrels!! Me thinks that when the wig comes off he might closely resemble Dr. Evil! Hey Phil...Babes...Sweetie...Enjoy getting allot of Pokey in the Chokey! You'll deserve moment of it you cretin...

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Right before this second trial for P. Spector, my sister was up for jury duty and had the displeasure of, in her words: "looking upon pure evil".

Enough said. I'm glad this miniscule tyrant finally got what he deserved. I pray the verdict is not overturned on appeal.

Good riddance to a foul little man.

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

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paris,

I agree. MK is extra hilarious today, which is saying something because he is always funny as hell!

paris herpes's picture

MK's on a roll today I see, LOL. This is big news though, Phil Spector is completely insane and deserves to go to jail. AMEN!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Fairmaiden327's picture

Michael, you are fucking killing me today. My boyfriend looks like Glenn Beck, El-O-El. The commentary on this post made me wet myself. Damn you!

He is finally going to have to take his wig off after 30 years! I'm dying to see whats underneath there. he can hook up with that Menedes brother who had to give up his wig too!

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:19pm.

Is Clair Harris any relation to Jean Harris, the woman who killed Dr. Herman Tarnower of the Scarsdale Diet fame?

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Harris women seem to have an affinity for killing doctors, it seems. ;)

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:19pm.

Is Clair Harris any relation to Jean Harris, the woman who killed Dr. Herman Tarnower of the Scarsdale Diet fame?

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Me no know.

ricki lake's picture

Phil Spector is a handsome man. Phil Spector is innocent, and will surely exonerate his name soon. Phil Spector has a lovely new hairdo - even lovelier than his last voluminous style! Phil Spector is a trend-setter, and is surely a hit with the ladies. Phil Spector does not need a handgun to charm a lady. Phil Spector is a caring feminist at heart. Phil Spector is so in tune with womanhood because he loves and respects women so much. Phil Spector does not have a history of threatening women at gunpoint. Lana Clarkson was in a hooker alien movie, and was a Hooters TGIFriday's hostess of ill-repute. Phil Spector wanted to help Lana Turner, not engage her in a twisted psychosexual mindfuck before mercilessly splattering her brains across the marbled wall of his fabulously expensive and expansive travertine foyer. Phil Spector was an unlucky bystander, not a cruel mysogynist with a penchant for gun play and B-movie blondes. Phil Spector is innocent.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:19pm.

Hahahaha! I'd would miss the last bit of 48 Hours for that, too!

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:19pm.

Is Clair Harris any relation to Jean Harris, the woman who killed Dr. Herman Tarnower of the Scarsdale Diet fame?

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:19pm.

Hahahaha! I'd would miss the last bit of 48 Hours for that, too!

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Mrs. F.'s picture

about time.

I read Brian Wilson's autobiography a while back. When he went a little nutty in the 60s, he was convinced that Phil Spector was out to get him - I think he thought he was a vampire or something - maybe Brian wasn't so nutty after all.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:07pm.

Ooooooh. Its true. Do you remember the rich doctor's wife or whatever she was whose husband had an affair and she deliberately ran him down with her car (in front of his kid, I think)?? She got off, didnt she? I remember it was big news in Houston and was all over the national press.
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Are you talking about Clara Harris? She ran over her husband in the parking lot of a hotel after she found him with his mistress. She didn't get off. She was convicted of murder and was sentenced to 20 years in prison
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Yeah her. I didnt actually know anything about the case. I just saw it one night on 48 hours or something . . . one of those shows where you have to wait til the end to find out what happened, but I left home to go get drunk and laid so I missed the end. It looked like they were gonna let her walk though. Thanks for clarifying!!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:59pm.
Now that the Prez has opened up Cuba, will you be able to get your cigars at more reasonable prices?

He's only doing that as a favor to Bill C.

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I had forgotten that Slick Willie likes to do kinky things with cigars.

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"Ooooooh. Its true. Do you remember the rich doctor's wife or whatever she was whose husband had an affair and she deliberately ran him down with her car (in front of his kid, I think)?? She got off, didnt she? I remember it was big news in Houston and was all over the national press.."

Clara Harris...
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/02/15/us/jury-gives-20-year-term-in-murder-o...

And she was found guilty.

(She was also a dentist like the cheating husband... so she actually could afford to live on her own. She just was a little pissed about his cheating.)

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:07pm.

Ooooooh. Its true. Do you remember the rich doctor's wife or whatever she was whose husband had an affair and she deliberately ran him down with her car (in front of his kid, I think)?? She got off, didnt she? I remember it was big news in Houston and was all over the national press.
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Are you talking about Clara Harris? She ran over her husband in the parking lot of a hotel after she found him with his mistress. She didn't get off. She was convicted of murder and was sentenced to 20 years in prison.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F04EFDE1E31F936A2575AC0A...
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:59pm.
Now that the Prez has opened up Cuba, will you be able to get your cigars at more reasonable prices?

He's only doing that as a favor to Bill C.

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:03pm.

It is indeed a special place. I mean, we have been known to execute the mentally retarded down here. But this is also the state where its still in the Constitution that you can kill a man for stealing your horse. We have some catching up to do.

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Horse thievin', cattle rustlin', and stealin' purebred pets is just grand theft here.

No executin' just mockery.

As for executing retarded folks, I guess that Roper v. Mississippi hasn't made it to Texas yet.

Which reminds me of case I read in law school, World-Wide Volkswagen Corp. v. Woodson, 444 U.S. 286 (1980), where the state court opinion on remand had a footnote that read "The Supreme Court's writ doesn't run in Creek County, Oklahoma."

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So, what, it's taken how many years and tax dollars to convict him fully?

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Hautie's picture

Even in Texas we have been known to be dazzle with bullsh*t.

Look up the Cullen Davis trial.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priscilla_Davis

The man "allegedly" shot and killed his 12 year old step daughter at pointblank range... his soon to be ex-wife's current boyfriend... then shot the wife in the chest.

He also put out a hit for the federal Judge who was presiding over his divorce.

Seriously... Texas has been known to let their rich murdering asshole's live like Kings too.

Here is a good link too:
http://www.dallasobserver.com/2001-03-01/news/the-lady-vanishes/
http://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/30/magazine/the-lives-they-lived-priscill...

@ Momus

Here in Cali, "ridin' dirty" also means a male ganger having sex with a female who is a gang associate. She's been passed amongst the boys a few times ... if you catch my drift.

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Ewwwww. Thats disgusting.

TITS's picture

obama lightened up on cuba?

damn! that's going to hurt the cuban cigar trade in canada for american tourists.

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Submitted by Hautie on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:00pm.
Even in Texas we have been known to be dazzle with bullsh*t.

Look up the Cullen Davis trial.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priscilla_Davis

The man "allegedly" shot and killed his 12 year old step daughter at pointblank range... his soon to be ex-wife's current boyfriend... then shot the wife in the chest.

He also put out a hit for the federal Judge who was presiding over his divorce.

Seriously... Texas has been known to let their rich murdering asshole's live like Kings too.

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Ooooooh. Its true. Do you remember the rich doctor's wife or whatever she was whose husband had an affair and she deliberately ran him down with her car (in front of his kid, I think)?? She got off, didnt she? I remember it was big news in Houston and was all over the national press.

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:54pm.

So...who told him to strut out of his house wearing his David Cassidy wig from the Partridge Family days? Huh? Who told him?
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'cause his farrah fawcett wig is pulling double time.

(too soon?)

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:52pm.
sparky, what is 'riding dirty'?

sound fun!

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LOL! Well, I think it CAN be but its a bad idea. Basically, its riding in a car carrying an illegal substance (typically referring to drugs, but also can mean a firearm, etc.) If you get stopped and they search your ass, then you're done -- especially if you're a felon!! You never heard that song . . . "Gonna catch me riding dirty"??!!

In the small Texas hick town where I went to college, they used to take "riding dirty" to the extreme and do this thing called "rolling" down the dark country roads. They would be drinking and smoking weed, driving real slow with no lights down the back roads. Arent kids brilliant?!!

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Here in Cali, "ridin' dirty" also means a male ganger having sex with a female who is a gang associate. She's been passed amongst the boys a few times ... if you catch my drift.

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