Monday, April 13th 2009
Do They Have Blowdryers In The Chokey?
Phil Spector was just found guilty of second-degree murder in the murder of Lana Clarkson in 2003. Lana was found shot to death in Phil's home in Alhambra. Phil was tried for her murder in 2007, but the jury couldn't come up with a verdict. They did this time however and now Phil will have to find a way to cut his hair with a plastic spork in the big house. You know how he feels about his mop. Phil could get at least 18 years.
Ding, dong, the shaggedy-haired troll witch is finally getting his. Phil shouldn't be too weepy though. He's a shoo-in for Miss Inmate USA '09. His luscious locks will win him the top prize.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:50pm.
I have heard some real horror stories about Texas. My favorite is the attorney in a capital murder trial who slept through most of the prosecution's case in chief, did not put on a defense, and the Texas Supreme Court ruled that the attorney was not ineffective.
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It is indeed a special place. I mean, we have been known to execute the mentally retarded down here. But this is also the state where its still in the Constitution that you can kill a man for stealing your horse. We have some catching up to do.
IT'S ABOUT.DAMN.TIME.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Oh...there will be lots of blowin' goin on... once he becomes Cletis and Big Bubba's new bald bitch..
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:50pm.
Did you win?
Let's just say he'll think twice before backing into me again. *lighting Cuban cigar*
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GOOOOO Sheeps or should I call you, "Sheeps Mason"??!!!!
If there is any of his own hair under there, won't he be given a mandatory military style buzz when he gets to the Big House?
He could hide a lock-picking kit under that thing for sure, as well as some smokes, a few candy bars, etc.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:50pm.
Did you win?
Let's just say he'll think twice before backing into me again. *lighting Cuban cigar*
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Congratulations. BTW: Now that the Prez has opened up Cuba, will you be able to get your cigars at more reasonable prices? ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I bet hs wig gets more action in the pokey then he does.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:52pm.
sparky, what is 'riding dirty'?
sound fun!
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LOL! Well, I think it CAN be but its a bad idea. Basically, its riding in a car carrying an illegal substance (typically referring to drugs, but also can mean a firearm, etc.) If you get stopped and they search your ass, then you're done -- especially if you're a felon!! You never heard that song . . . "Gonna catch me riding dirty"??!!
In the small Texas hick town where I went to college, they used to take "riding dirty" to the extreme and do this thing called "rolling" down the dark country roads. They would be drinking and smoking weed, driving real slow with no lights down the back roads. Arent kids brilliant?!!
Good. That Lana was a beautiful person. He tried to say she killed herself. Yeah, right. I especially liked when the EMT's described her as a woman in her twenties when she was actually 40.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:50pm.
I have heard some real horror stories about Texas. My favorite is the attorney in a capital murder trial who slept through most of the prosecution's case in chief, did not put on a defense, and the Texas Supreme Court ruled that the attorney was not ineffective.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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So...who told him to strut out of his house wearing his David Cassidy wig from the Partridge Family days? Huh? Who told him?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
what's the blowdryer for? To style his wigs? "cause he doesn't have any hair left I am sure...that "animal" fur he is wearing on his head is faker than Beyoncee's or Kim's (from Atlanta) weaves.
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick."
i prefer that crazy afro hair do phil was rocking at his last trial over this greasy wig...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:50pm.
Did you win?
Let's just say he'll think twice before backing into me again. *lighting Cuban cigar*
sparky, what is 'riding dirty'?
sound fun!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
I can't tell from the picture.....will this inmate be sent to the men's prison, or the women's? I doubt they allow wigs in prison. He/she should donate them to Kim Zolcracked from The Real Househookers of Atlanta.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:40pm.
Interesting. We just kill em quick in Texas.
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That's why the Texas prison system is not under federal oversight for not providing medical treatment of prisoners, for overcrowding, and for not providing various programs (education, medical care, psych care) to juvenile inmates.
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Dear, thats only the tip of the iceberg as to whats wrong with the Texas justice/penal system. You're not going to get me to defend Texas justice, but it is what it is. Then again you have California (which is the opposite extreme).
Basically, I just try to warn my relatives all the time about a) riding dirty and b) being a felon in possession (of any damn thing) -- never a good idea.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:39pm.
u2 fan?
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@TITS
Sometimes. He can afford to pay his legal fees.
@Sheeps
Did you win?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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So he remarried and someone is actually having sex with that face? He looks like a villian in a Batman movie.
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Guess what, Phil? Ain't no room for your WIGS in jail!
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:40pm.
Interesting. We just kill em quick in Texas.
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That's why the Texas prison system is not under federal oversight for not providing medical treatment of prisoners, for overcrowding, and for not providing various programs (education, medical care, psych care) to juvenile inmates.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I once represented myself in small claims court when some guy backed into me in front of the Fat Jack's on Ventura Blvd. *putting thumbs thru red suspenders*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:39pm.
u2 fan?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:30pm.
In California, as long as a defendant is eligible for bail during the trial then he is eligible for bail pending appeal so long as the defendant does not pose a flight risk, a danger to the community, and has meritorious issues on appeal. Spector may now be considered a flight risk since he has been found guilty, he may pose a danger to the community because someone may want to kill him, and, without reading the record, I have no idea if he has any meritorious issues on appeal.
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Interesting. We just kill em quick in Texas.
Lol @ TITS -- not a debate. Different states do things differently. I dont practice in Cali so I defer to the Momus' knowledge of his/her state laws.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:34pm.
uH OH two law types debating on dl... how much is this costing us?
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Nada from me. I'll consider it my pro bono work.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I hope the stupid cash whore that married him recently has been taking it up the arse for Lana.
uH OH two law types debating on dl... how much is this costing us?
:D
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:30pm.
In California, as long as a defendant is eligible for bail during the trial then he is eligible for bail pending appeal so long as the defendant does not pose a flight risk, a danger to the community, and has meritorious issues on appeal. Spector may now be considered a flight risk since he has been found guilty, he may pose a danger to the community because someone may want to kill him, and, without reading the record, I have no idea if he has any meritorious issues on appeal.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:48pm.
He'll appeal and be out on bail pending appeal.
His appeal could easily take two to three years because of how voluminous the appellate record will be.
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Fear not! Thats not exactly true. In most states, he would either be remanded into custody once the sentence is handed down or given a date to report. He will most likely be serving time during his appeal. Take it from somebody who spent a year reading appellate briefs from prisoners . . . not the best writing skills you have ever seen.
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I stand by my earlier post. I'm an appellate attorney in California.
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Not in TEXAS!! That must be some Cali shit. His ass would be the most popular boy on the block looooong before his appeal was heard. Same with the fed system. You dont get to sit out while you're waiting for an appeal to be heard (as Martha Stewart knows). I'm a former US Appellate Court clerk.
He's kind of lucky. Had he gotten off, I was going to try to fix him up with Courtney Love.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:48pm.
He'll appeal and be out on bail pending appeal.
His appeal could easily take two to three years because of how voluminous the appellate record will be.
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Fear not! Thats not exactly true. In most states, he would either be remanded into custody once the sentence is handed down or given a date to report. He will most likely be serving time during his appeal. Take it from somebody who spent a year reading appellate briefs from prisoners . . . not the best writing skills you have ever seen.
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I stand by my earlier post. I'm an appellate attorney in California.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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He looks like Edward Scissorhands.
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All jokes aside he did murder this poor women. I hope it was quick and painless
Guess he'll change his name to Phull Sphincter
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HOLY SHIT. WELL THATS THE WAY THAT FUCKING NICKLE ROLLS. HE WONT BE SEEING THE FUCKING OUTSIDE FOR A WHILE. HES ALREADY OLD AS GOD SO HE WILL GODDAMN FUCKING PROBABLY DIE IN THERE. AND TELL MK TO GIVE ME BACK MY USERNAME. THEY ALSO TOOK MY GUITAR AND TAMBOURINE.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:48pm.
He'll appeal and be out on bail pending appeal.
His appeal could easily take two to three years because of how voluminous the appellate record will be.
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Fear not! Thats not exactly true. In most states, he would either be remanded into custody once the sentence is handed down or given a date to report. He will most likely be serving time during his appeal. Take it from somebody who spent a year reading appellate briefs from prisoners . . . not the best writing skills you have ever seen.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:51pm.
I hope his wig gets a pardon.
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Hasn't it already been through enough? It looks like he styles it with an egg beater!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I guess after oj and blake the bad jurors have all been used up.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:51pm.
I hope his wig gets a pardon.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
It's about time.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
His hair looks FLAT in that pic, compared to what it used to.
God Lord! A jury that actually looked at the evidence and realized he's guilty as sin?!
My faith in humanity might actually be restored.
Finally it seemed like they let this wakko run around free long enough. I read on TMZ they denied his ass BAIL! HOORAH!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Justice is served.
is he the one who shot the chick in the teeth? or is that Blake?
wasn't this guy raped on OZ by adibese??
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:51pm.
Good.
Although I fear Momus is right. Hopefully he's run out of $$. All those trials can't be cheap.
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The first trial cost him about $2.5 million; the second one, close to $1.25 million.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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They did this time however and now Phil will have to find a way to cut his hair with a plastic spork in the big house.
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Mike your a legend.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
He's also facing a wrongful-death suit by Lana Clarkson's mother. He'll probably die broke in jail, unless he manages to appeal to the end of his days.
FINALLY!!!! Awwww looks like somebody needs some french cries with his Wahmbuger while he's waiting for the Wahmublance...