Monday, April 13th 2009

Do They Have Blowdryers In The Chokey?

Phil Spector was just found guilty of second-degree murder in the murder of Lana Clarkson in 2003. Lana was found shot to death in Phil's home in Alhambra. Phil was tried for her murder in 2007, but the jury couldn't come up with a verdict. They did this time however and now Phil will have to find a way to cut his hair with a plastic spork in the big house. You know how he feels about his mop. Phil could get at least 18 years.

Ding, dong, the shaggedy-haired troll witch is finally getting his. Phil shouldn't be too weepy though. He's a shoo-in for Miss Inmate USA '09. His luscious locks will win him the top prize.

Source: LAist

Posted by: Michael K
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Rican35's picture
Submitted by Rican35 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:57pm.

Finally, I guess, but really, who cares?

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:55pm.

I can't believe he skated for so many years after repeated acts of violence.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:55pm.

WAWAWEEEWAAAAAAAAA!

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Submitted by BobsBB on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:55pm.

He's gonna have to go bald in the clink! Oh, happy day when people actually get theirs. I hope his cellmate is a Ronettes fan and smacks him around for Ronnie a few times.

ETA: He's nearly broke in liquid assets from all of these lawyers and whatnot. He borrowed against his house for the latest string of defense witnesses, etc. The only thing left is to sell off a portion of his publishing rights or mechanical royalties.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:55pm.

This is bullshit. That's the best he could do in terms of a hair style for this special day?

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:51pm.

I hope his wig gets a pardon.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:51pm.

Good.

Although I fear Momus is right. Hopefully he's run out of $$. All those trials can't be cheap.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:50pm.

He'll be leaving the US in 3, 2.......

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:49pm.

thank dog for adblock - poof spector bye bye

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:48pm.

He'll appeal and be out on bail pending appeal.

His appeal could easily take two to three years because of how voluminous the appellate record will be.

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