It's That Good
Popeye's is some good shit. You can't lie. It makes people do wrong things for it. A young mother in Jacksonville, FL knows all about what kind of effed up crap a bitch will do for some deliciousness.
The young woman, we'll call her Crystal, was closing up a Popeye's with her boyfriend when a few dudes in a Pontiac started following their asses. Crystal had a box of chicken which made the men go crazy! Crystal says they started shouting at her, "GIVE US THE CHICKEN!" Aw. I remember in the old days when strange, creepy old men in cars would shout that at me when I was walking down the street. I'd just stick my ass out and pucker. But that's not the kind of chicken they wanted from Crystal, they wanted her Popeye's! Crystal wasn't about to give that shit up, so she kept on walking.
After a few minutes, the dudes sped off. Crystal and her man kept on walking home thinking they were gone, but the dudes reappeared and this time they stepped their shit up. They pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot Crystal if she didn't give up the chicken! Crystal's boyfriend begged them not to shoot her ass, because she's two months pregnant. Crystal and her boyfriend got on the floor and that's when the poultry robbers stole her chicken and her purse. They only took her purse, because they probably thought she had some dirty rice and biscuits in there.
The police are currently looking for the chicken thieves.
The police of Jacksonville should really cruise over to West Palm Springs, FL to knock on the door of Latarian Milton. This story has "hood rat stuff all" over it. Latarian probably can drive like a pro by now and you know how he loves his chicken. He will beat his grandma over some chicken fingers, so I'm sure he would pistol whip a trick over some Popeye's!
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Good that it was nicked from her. Two months pregnant and eating this crap???
She should be ashamed!
I might do that but only for some In n Out monster style.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
haha those are some poor criminals. they should sell their guns & buy some chicken.
OMG I am laughing my ass off!!
I do love me some popeye's though.
I will laugh if that is the first her boyfriend heard that she was pregnant. It's always great to break that kind of news to your man when there is a gun in his face.
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I must admit this does sound like the doings of the 'Mighty Latarian'. I honestly don't know whats more hood rat, not giving up your chicken or stickin up someone for their chicken. This is some real broke ass hood rat shit.
Chuck, Did the puke pile?
CHARLES MANSON
REALLY BECAUSE I WENT TO POPEYES AND IT TASTED LIKE ABSOLUTE HELL. THE CHICKEN WAS VOMIT INDUSING. KFC HAS SOME VERY GOOD CHICKEN BUT ONLY IF YOU GET IT GODDAMN FUCKING FRESH. THEIR MASH AND COLE SLAW IS ALSO TO FUCKING DIE FOR. ALSO GO TO CHECKERS FOR THEIR HAMBURGER ON SOURDOUGH AND SPICY FUCKING FRIES.
hey don't judge, addiction is tough! greasy chicken must be addictive?! and who in their right mind hangs onto their chicken???? I give that stuff up easy! esp when u dont pay for it, she nicked it from her workplace to start with lol. that's what i call hot chicken. Twice!
this is the most ghetto robbery and assault story I've heard in a long time. This is wrong on so many moral and social levels. I want to weep.
I'm so fuckin mad we don't get Popeyes in the UK. The most ghettoest place to get some greasy "chicken" here is called American Chicken. Ironic name , isn't it?
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Submitted by Monalicious on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:26am.
i await the mugshot and your "AAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAA, I WAS RIGHT!!!".... you deserve it, if the prick only sends ya $30/bi-weekly for child support... send him a note drenched in chicken grease when he gets to the chokey!
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Sluts, get ready for this........
First, my 18-year-old son works as a Manager at the only Popeyes here where we live.
And..... my ex-Husband, who is a gun nut asshole who owns a lot of guns and a 1996 PONTIAC BONNIVILLE, lives in Jacksonville with his white-trash stripper girlfriend in their broken-down trailor, still using dial up!!! A fucking 40 year old man who delievers pizza's for a "carear", and sends me $30 every 2 weeks for child support on our 13-year-old he hasn't seen sence he was 5 months!!!
I so bet this is my ex!!! It sounds like some stupid shit him and his inbred, Hillbilly buddies would do!!!
Shit....... too small a world!!!
I'm gonna be giggling all night!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Good evening whores
@T.V. for the love of God ... change your avvie
u r scaring me!
I hate biscuits EXCEPT for Popeye's biscuits. They are the best! They are slathered with butter on top and just perfect!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
coleslaw... that's all i'm sayin'!... if you're gonna rob somebody for chicken, you better get the 'slaw with it!!... pfft!.. fuckin' amateurs!!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:18am.
I do that because I'm fucking old :), nite!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Good night Team V, Uncle A. *Yawn* Prolly time to go to bed. Catch you later!
@Team Valtrex,
Mr. Green Is Good from South River, NJ, and it kills him cruising through there when we visit family, seeing all the wonderful places he and his friends used to be able to hang out in just gone. Buried under mini marts and housing developments.
I suddenly have the urge to yell "You kids get off my lawn!". i don't know why...
Off to bed too, perchance to dream of Popeye's chicken and funnel cake. Nite, y'all.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Too, too funny..........
It's time for your old Uncle to finish drinking his "medication" and hit the rack.
Goodnight All
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:09am.
Luxury McMansions now, like just about all of formerly rural NJ.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV, does that camp still exist? I didn't think so because ya know it would be a prime partay spot.
nite, hexe!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nite, Hexe!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:01am.
Ya know, when I wrote that comment, I suspected it was screaming with innuendo. Oh well, works for me.
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You should have known better! After all this is DListed otherwise also known as 'Dribbledy-Drool Listed'
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:04am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:01am.
I stayed overnight at the abandoned camp where the original Friday the 13th was filmed.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Your parents sure did spoil you, huh, TV? Nothing but the best for their little boy!!!!!!
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Well, there was that and Hamburger water.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:01am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:56pm.
I stayed overnight at the abandoned camp where the original Friday the 13th was filmed.
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No WAY could you get me up there! I'd be wide smegging awake, thinking the Jersey Devil was lurking about!
*leafs crackling* WHAT WAS THAT?!
@Uncle Ashtray--
In West Milford, right? I'd heard about it from the locals when I was working in the area, but I steer clear of spooky places. My mind is entirely too open to suggestion in that regard!
@GIG--
I do remember that carousel! And seeing Springsteen @ the Stone Pony, as well as Southside Johnny & the Jukes...
That's enough reminiscing for me tonight, so I'll say goodnight to my fellow Jersey ex-pats, as well as those of you who are still there, and those of you who've never been or don't want to go back!
SUNDAY!SUNDAY!SUNDAY!
I know I'll dream about Englishtown and Raceway Park tonight...
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:01am.
I stayed overnight at the abandoned camp where the original Friday the 13th was filmed.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Your parents sure did spoil you, huh, TV? Nothing but the best for their little boy!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:56pm.
Wasn't there some weirdness that allegedly if you drove up there, "mysterious" black cars would follow you until left?
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You know...it may have been called 'Gully Road'???? I'm trying my damndest to remember...it's been so long.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
+Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:54pm.
Harsh? Final hole? One stroke? Free game?
Brings back too many memories of "last calls" at too many bars in Jersey.....but I think I did know her.
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Ya know, when I wrote that comment, I suspected it was screaming with innuendo. Oh well, works for me.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:56pm.
I stayed overnight at the abandoned camp where the original Friday the 13th was filmed.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by hexe on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:48pm.
@GIG:
Absolutely--summers were spent 'downa shore'. Long Beach Island and Seaside for we South Jersey kids...Wildwood and AC were for the shoebies from Philly.
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I've lived in Jersey all these years, and I never got to go. I was always busy selling drugs to you motherfuckers! I'm supposed to work this entire summer at Asbury Park though. Not selling drugs.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Yo TV!
Where you at, Jersey Boy?
Come out and make some noise!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:50pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
You guys ever hear of 'Clinton Road' in NJ? Supposed to be haunted.....man, the nights we partied there waiting for some paranormal shit to happen......God, the 80's were a trip
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Wasn't there some weirdness that allegedly if you drove up there, "mysterious" black cars would follow you until left?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:50pm.
@Uncle Ashtray, now I'm rolling down memory lane, too. I recall an awesome mini golf course in Point Pleasant(?). She was a harsh course, but if you got the ball in the final hole in ONE stroke you got a free game.
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Harsh? Final hole? One stroke? Free game?
Brings back too many memories of "last calls" at too many bars in Jersey.....but I think I did know her.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
@hexe, I don't know if you remember it, but Asbury Park had that beautiful enclosed Carousel. That was a work of art.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
You guys ever hear of 'Clinton Road' in NJ? Supposed to be haunted.....man, the nights we partied there waiting for some paranormal shit to happen......God, the 80's were a trip
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
@Uncle Ashtray, now I'm rolling down memory lane, too. I recall an awesome mini golf course in Point Pleasant(?). She was a harsh course, but if you got the ball in the final hole in ONE stroke you got a free game.
@GIG:
Absolutely--summers were spent 'downa shore'. Long Beach Island and Seaside for we South Jersey kids...Wildwood and AC were for the shoebies from Philly.
Well, now I'm nice and homesick...it's been a few years since I've been back East. My folks have done well in bringing me Taylor ham, Tastykakes and fresh soft pretzels when they come to MI to visit, but funnel cake, cheesesteaks and good pizza don't travel well, and now I'm craving them.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:41pm.
@hexe, SHIT!!!!
Ho Ho Ho! Raceway Park!!!!
That screams summer at the Shore.
NOT the beach. The SHORE.
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Damn!
All these Jersey memories are flooding back....Asbury, Wildwood, Teaneck, Hackensack, Fort Lee, AC, Newark.....even Trenton. I forgot I even saw Springsteen at the Meadowlands a few times......I never should have stopped smokin' the weed.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
@hexe, SHIT!!!!
Ho Ho Ho! Raceway Park!!!!
That screams summer at the Shore.
NOT the beach. The SHORE.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:31pm.
(cue obnoxious, shouting radio announcer)
SUNDAY!SUNDAY!SUNDAY!
AT ENGLISHTOWN RACEWAY, ENGLISHTOWN, NEW JERSEY!
NITRO-FUELED FUNNY CARS!
SUNDAY!SUNDAY!SUNDAY!
Damn, it's been ages since I've heard that crap...
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:31pm.
I love Englishtown, NJ!!!!
Back in the early 80's we would drive from NYC to Englishtown and smoke tons of weed and watch the car race.
Damn good times.
Wow, nothing trashy about you is there...:D
Uncle Ashtray, yep yep. MEMORIES!
I love Englishtown, NJ!!!!
Back in the early 80's we would drive from NYC to Englishtown and smoke tons of weed and watch the car race.
Damn good times.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:26pm.
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Yeah, but it's delish!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:24pm.
I've only eaten one thing from Canada.
Valerie.
She was real easy..........and real drunk.
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