Baby Java!
Josh Holloway from Lost and his wife Yessica brought their first baby, a girl, into this cruel world in Hawaii last week. A source close to Josh said the family is happy, healthy, blah...blah..blah... The source also told People they named their daughter Java Kumala Holloway.
Okay, this I don't get. Josh's wife's name is Yessica. Yessica has to be the greatest name right next to Concepcion. They should have named their baby Yessica! We need more Yessicas in this world. I mean, Java?! Really? However, it is a delicious name.
Try this today. Go to your nearest Starbucks, stroll up to the counter and say, "I'd like a Venti ice-blended Java Kumala Holloway with extra whip and chocolate drizzle." The Starbucks bitch won't even flinch while ringing you up.
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Yessica was born in Jakarta, a city in the island on Java. Big exporters of coffee. So think they are trying to inject some ethnicity in the name and not cos they love coffee. You guys missed geography lesson that day?
When I first found out about MY Josh becoming a dad, I actually chocked up, turned green with envy and my eyes began to do drip a weird water-like substance!
ARGHHH!!!! I love, love, love Josh, I first noticed him in "Dark Angel" before Lost; and even as a vampire he was beautiful. Then I saw him in person last summer when he was filming a movie with Winona Ryder... Mein GOTT!!! The man is the definition of gorgeous. He is truly handsome and down to earth too! That smile, those dimples! And yeah, his wife is NOT attractive at all but apparently he loves her anyway!
WTF? How can this guy be hot & decent at the same time? Isn't there a rule against that???
Oh Josh, you've broken my heart.. Damn these salty water thingies leaking from my eyes!
He is all kinds of fine.
Name story: I decided when I was a little girl that I would name my future daughter Madison. How did I choose this name -- it was the name of the FUCKING MERMAID in Splash. At that time, the shit wasnt really a name!! Then all of a sudden about 10 years ago, every bitch and their grandma's shriveled left tit started naming their kid Madison!!! That sooooo pissed me off. They fucking stole my childhood mermaid name and now I'm finally having the daughter and I gotta go find another fish to name her after because Madison is SOOOOO damn overdone. Yes, I'm bitter. Way to kill my childhood dreams.
Ugh I can't stand that fucking name, Yessica. What would posses someone to change the J? Why?!?! For short what do they call you Yes? Yessy? Ugh.
I hope baby JAVA looks like him and not her.
my name starts with Y when it should start with J I think is super ghetto-latino sounding, lol, well my mom liked her telenovela very much!
Manbearpig I'd like to be the meat in that sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Richard Alpert on the side.
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Sawyer, Desmond, Sayeed = HOT HOT HOT
I don;t like his wife. I don't know her, but I don't have to.
Every time I see or hear the name Concepcion, I lose my shit. This whole post had me howling. Thanks, MK!
Question of the day: How the hell did she get him? He must be one of those guys that has no idea how hot he is.
Its all good tellu, Lost brings out the passion,, hah. Thats a very interesting theory and now that u mention it, i remember the look Charles gave Richard when he asked why he was saving ben and R.A. said it's what jacob wants... I hope they don't jump the shark with the ending cause i love this show
XXYXZ, Right back at ya baby
God. This man.
I don't fucking care if he names his brats Java or Vagina, he's still one of the sexiest men alive.
Submitted by tellulikeitis on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:09pm
Jacob may have been hostage for that episode but Jacob's cabin has been seen many other times except that Christian is in it. Isn't Christian and Jacob the same force?
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Teddy, sorry for coming off like an asshole.
Yep, its a theory I read and I think it's true... Jacob never really chose Ben (Richard did), even though Richard said its what Jacob wanted, I think he just said that to help save his life.
Ben put ash around that cabin and Jacob wouldnt talk to him...then when he asked Locke what he said, Locke replied "he said help me". Ben later tried to kill Locke (shooting him and throwing him in a pit) because he knew he wasn't doing Jacob's will.
It's like he loves being the leader and sacrificing his life for the island, but he really knows it's not what he's supposed to be doing.
He is so hot he can name his kid whatever he wants and get away with it.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I should have married him when I had the chance.
Tellu, Interesting thought with Ben keeping jakob hostage.. I know Ben lead the otehrs but I didn't mean being a leader,, i meant being "the chosen".. I like that theory tho with jakob being held hostage and ben a loose cannon doing what he 'believes' is right by the island,,, i fucking love this show
Just another ugly ho that snagged a gorgeous hottie. I swear, if I had less respect for myself, I'd hooch it up at the local bars in Hollywood and get my own sugar daddy.
Btw he could do MUCH better. She is fug..and I've seen pics of her without makeup. Yikes.
"I think he resents locke for being the new chosen one because he may have played that role before Locke showed up."
Uh...what show are you watching??? Because it's clear Ben HAS lead the Others and resents Locke. It's not a "maybe" thing. And Jacob saying "help me" is because Ben is keeping him hostage... that's why he put ash around the cabin. He is doing the will of what he BELIEVES is the will of the island. It's clear Jacob and Smokie are two different entities and sometimes want separate things.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I could eat him up
Um since when is the name 'Java' considered to be 'exotic'? Cuz it's not. It's plain stupid. As usual.
Mocha Venti Latte Holloway. Adorable!
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Sigh. Must most celebrities name their poor children such horrible names?! It would be ironic if Java will hate coffee.
Teddy: yea, I agree 100% with your last paragraph
Do you know how many more episodes there are this season?
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I think that Jakob isn't really a person,, but like a figment,, a way the island can tell the others what they need to do. The others are all about doing things for the island and when they need consult they turn to jakob,,,who we never see.. we know Locke is needed by the island, so when he saw jacob and he said "help me" I'm hypothesizing thats what Jakob is.. Also, after meeting Locke in the 50's Richard Alpert goes to see him born and later interviews him,, I think Richard is the island (Jakob's) right hand man
I think Whidmore had something to do with Nadia's death,, which means Ben wasn't lying, but knowing Ben he used that fact to help his cause and got Sayid to kill more of Whidmores people than were probably involved..
Ben was also saved by the island, so I think he has some sort of bond with it and everything shady he does is really in benefit of the island so his intentions are good,, maybe he knows what needs to be done,, I think he resents locke for being the new chosen one because he may have played that role before Locke showed up.
Teddy: I hope you are right re Penny.
I really do not underatand the Island /Jacob thing. I really do not understand if Ben is good or bad......
who so you think is going to die? What do you think happened to Nadia?
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
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First off,, If we're having a slumber party there better be a pillow fight..
I think jakob is the island, I think locke was resurrected like christian by the island because the island needs locke (why jakob says "help me" to locke) Locke was also previously cured by the island numerous times, more than any other character, his back and when he got shot... I think Ben didn't go through with killing Penny because of the son, he was feeling guilty of his own daughter and got his ass handed to him by Desmond
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:18am.
Awww tanks, Cheeps.
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Teddy: I can't remember if I asked you thid before but do you think Locke is really alive? dead? the monster? Jacob? I know you don't think he's Jacob. Also, do you think Ben killed Penny?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:43am.
DG I have all the dvd's. we'll have a slumber party and I'll catch you up one of these days! ♥
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I'll bring the Jiffy Pop!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Snowy, you know I'm down! I was just busy with that bullshit called "work"
DG I have all the dvd's. we'll have a slumber party and I'll catch you up one of these days! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:25am.
So can we talk about Lost in this post?
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I'd talk about Lost with you, if I still watched it. I was a big fan the first two years, but circumstances (and assholes) prevented me from continuing. I always fine it hard to keep up if you have missed major episodes, and I don't have anyone aroound I can bother when I watch to ask: Why is that happening? Where did he come from? Why are they doing that? >>>>.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He also shares details about how he met Kumala, 28, a native of Jakarta, Indonesia, seven years ago at L.A.'s Sunset Room (now the Cabana Club). "I tried to run, but when it's undeniable, it's undeniable," he says with a laugh. "She gave me a slap on the shoulder, looked me up and down and said, 'Give me your number before you leave.' "
Yessie, as he calls her, came back a half-hour later and demanded his phone number but refused to give hers. "She had game," he says.
The morning after their first date, they were building sandcastles on the beach and planning their future. For their wedding on Kauai last October, they wrote what they call "realistic" vows. "There's no 'till death do us part,' because that doesn't normally happen," says Kumala, who sometimes calls her husband "Cornhusk," for his long, golden-lit hair. "If it doesn't work, we'll love each other enough as human beings to release each other."
Holloway quickly adds: "But that's our strength. We're still dating."
They talk of their belated honeymoon in Alaska, driving across the state in an RV for 18 days of fishing, cooking under the stars — and gaining weight. Holloway put on 14 pounds. "Sawyer had a big belly," jokes Kumala, who encouraged her husband to hire his first cardio trainer to kick-box off the pounds before Lost resumed for Season 2.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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Josh is way hotter than his wife. I don't know much about her but I don't get a nice vibe from her. How did she snag him anyway?
Wow, way to clear a room....so anyone have any theories....LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
So can we talk about Lost in this post?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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He is so damn HOT. That is all.
Sawyer would be the first one to make a joke out of that name--but, let's face it, Josh Holloway can do no wrong!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:14am.
As someone with a jacked up name, I feel for these poor kids.
What ARE you sayin'? You have a nice name.... See yahs.
Why don't I hate that name too much? At least the child is going to be exotic-looking so it won't be too jarring. However, it is a better name for a dog.
I have a name for baby #3 that isn't weird or grasping and everyone's heard of it or knows one but I don't know of ANYONE else using it or even considering it. Good for a baby, girl or successful adult woman. Hurray!
Josh is sooooo friggin' HOT! Homina homina homina......
As someone with a jacked up name, I feel for these poor kids.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:07am.
No, no I haven't but I would love to go sometime!
I am a big fan of Hendrix's music, but I have only started to learn more about Jimi, the person. I have grown to love him even more! I have a couple books, Scuse me while I kiss the sky and Electric Gypsy, that I have in line to read ( I have a stack of "to read" books by my bedside) so I can learn even more about him. I just find him fascinating.
O/T- Java????
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:07am.
i think she's from Jakarta too, I mean Yakarta.
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Then they should have named the kid Irian Java!
If it was a boy they would have named it James Ford LaFleur Sawyer.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
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I despise the name 'Yessica.' UGH!
Yumpin' Yiminy! I'm yumpin' in my Yeep to go see baby Yava!
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snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:07am
She's not Yapanese?
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Probably already said - but shouldn't it have been "Yava"?
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