It Always Starts With Board Games....
Playboy has this feature on their website called "The Dirty Dozen" where they ask a celebwhore about their fuck life. You can throw your internet-bought Hoodia in the can and make this shit your new appetite suppressant of choice. It's FDA approved. Here, try it out.
Lil' Wayne recently talked sex with Playboy. Yes, Lil' Wayne has sex. Sorry for that image, but you're not feeling hongray anymore, right? If your stomach is still growling, that's because it's in pain from that image of Lil' Wayne humping on another human. Hold your breath and read a few bits from the interview. If you can take it, the whole interview is over at Playboy:
How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, "Fuck me." Now I was 11, and I didn't even know it meant "intercourse." I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, "Why is she cussing herself out?" She said, "Do you want to play 'Press Your Luck'? Well, the game is in my closet." She had a walk-in closet, so she said, "Go get it, it's right to the right…." When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, "What the hell!?" When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
I'd probably love to have sex with…man, I think she's dead already. I'd probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe -- somebody that's been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she's never had done to her. And I swear I'd do it good!How cautious are you when it comes to having sex?
I have to be more cautious now. Let me tell you the trick to that. What you do is stop ramming them hos and make love to that pussy! Make that pussy love you and that rubber ain't going nowhere. That rubber will be right there where you started off with if you make love to that pussy. That's when a nigga fuck up, when you trying to do too much. A nigga like me, I am gonna make the pussy so wet that there's no such thing as popping or slipping off. Only problem I am gonna have is keep slipping it in.
Board games: the gateway to sluttery! It's true, it happened to me when I was young. While playing Monopoly, a boy said he'd give me Park Place for Reading Railroad and a blow job. The door was open.....
And "Ramming them hos and make love to that pussy" is such sweet poetry. That line could have come straight out of a William Blake poem. Lil' Wayne is such a romantic.
Wait, one more thing, MARILYN MONROE IS DEAD?!!!!!
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Submitted by owlbear on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:11am.
make ya a deal... you tell me why you are considered part of the comment section, and i'll do my best to answer why uniforms are sexy.. how 'bout it, hhmm?..
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Okay, can someone tell me why he used the term 'intercourse' once and then proceeded to say 'pussy' like four times? He could use some lexicon-extenders, aka a BOOK.
PS, I'm going to start using quim and cunny now. fantastik.
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I absolutely refuse to believe I am on the same evolutionary path as this humanoid abomination.
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The war isn't working.
Everything about him makes me want to smack him into tomorrow! From the stupid bad grammar to the filthy sex talk to the ugly hair to the tribal tatoos to the untied shoes to the droopy pants.
That this ignorant little bastard is making a ton of money and influencing today's kids makes me want to vomit.
I hate him and the whole black gangsta, ebonics, posse/entourage, too much money and not enough sense
entitlement attitude, drug smoking gang-banging culture. (culture, for lack of a better word because this is NOT culture it is the absolute rejection of any kind of decency)
Fuck him and all his kind!
back at cha applejones - K'naan is dope.
Love your FOTC footer too
That is one nasty looking man.
man! cool~~~~~ but i found a hot place... you can log on ___classymingle.com____ where you can find many celebrities and rich people, millionaire and celebrities dating site.ok, just do it!!
Uh, I think Lil' Wayne kinda got raped.
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Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:47pm.
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A quim is an archaic term for the dreaded bearded clam.
Also known as "cunny"
Both of which (to me) sound nicer than "pussy".
Yeah, I think if my grandparents knew that they were getting spit on at those lunch counters so that this man could be a role model they might've gotten the fuck up and gone back home.
Edit: Big ups to the fellow K'Naan listener!
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
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I stopped reading at this quote:
"i'd probably love to have sex with…man,"
Knew it.
He's gay.
this knucklehead is an abomination to hip hop.
no class. stooopit is so bush era.
K'naan has my ears atm.
fucking gross
who would have sex with that thing omg
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:07pm.
this little midget is soooo not hot, if you want a hot little midgdet with his pants falling down I'll take Nelly over this goof any day.
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I second that MOTION!! Yuuuum. Nelly. Just the thug the doctor ordered . . . .
This article is fantastic!
Submitted by missy on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:04pm.
it's not scientific or conclusive, but it IS interesting. read more about it in WSJ:
http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2009/02/27/books-and-music-that-make-you-dum...
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
He's like the worst Gremlin ever. I hated it when he tried to ram Gizmo.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
A William Blake reference in a Lil' Wayne post. Ah, I adore Dlisted!
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
I still can't get over his MTV Cribs episode (this was before he was really famous). He's an idiot.
That sound you hear is Martin Luther King spinning in his grave.
I assume that this genius will not be getting his doctorate anytime soon.
He looks like he has ferocious crotch B.O.
*sigh*
alright... sorry girls, i got all het up and got my facts wrong.
lil wayne was best selling album of 2008.
http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/lil-wayne-notches-top-selling-album-...
*red face*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
haters: LOL, no I was talking about Danger on For the Love of Ray J, but I will check out your dude.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
That child rape story of his is what happened to that little kid in England that thought he was the baby's father. It's so wrong on so many levels. Gross! I wish he didn't share that awful story.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Snow you mean Nate Hills Danja? If that's who you're talking about, he is FOYNE.
Danger danger danger danger
GIMME GIMME MO! LOL
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I roled (retched out loud). what a troll....
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
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HOT..But I'm a sucker for a thug
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:24pm.
speaking of face tats. what about DANGER!!!!
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She smashed the homies!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
speaking of face tats. what about DANGER!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Lil'wayne has sex? GROSS.
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Nice face tattoo, chump.
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When asked what person he wanted to have sex with most he should have said "Baby " cause the lil' bitch done gone French kissed Baby and its all over the nets. Just Google the shit.
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http://www.sodahead.com/question/166058/is-lil-wayne-gay/
this video convinced me...he's gay!!!
ps..remember when 'musicians' played instruments and stuff....sigh
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:03pm.
i've noticed a trend with celebrity men saying their first time was at 11 or 12 and that they were basically raped by an older girl. i'm not really sure that i believe that story because they all seem to have the same rap. it's never "i beggned my girlfriend for two years until i finally got her drunk at senior prom and talked her into it."
---hmmmm..u need to hang around more adolescent girls--TRUST most are the aggressors! They mature soo much faster and are just HOT in the azz!! I work in an elem and middle school and the little boys talk about their wii and sponge bob square pants while the girls talk about what boy is "hot" I swear every little girl has Chris Brown or one of those Jonas twinks pictures on their notebooks. My mom is a teacher at a high school and one of her female students raped a boy in her class..
"It is better to have loved and lost dick then never to have had dick at all"--Dick Solomon Third rock From the Sun
I hope u guys all know that lil Wayne is actually an undercover guy lover. He was "adopted" by another rapper Birdman (notorious for having young boys all around him). Different pics have floated on the net of him kissing his Daddy. (I bet Birdman was his bedroom Daddy). As for the 2 kids (not 7 as someone mentioned in the comments), we all know its nothin to have sex with your beard to make a baby. Lil Wayne was doing an interview and guess who comes bouncing down the stairs ZAC EFRON. Dlisted even reported on it. http://dlisted.com/node/20068 Lil Wayne said they are friends (hmm not in the str8 universe). ANyway it doesnt matter if he is gay but it would be hard for him to come in the homophobic rap world. Now many artists say that off-stage and without that ghetto stage persona, Lil Wayne is quite nice and soft spoken. Now put that in yer pipe and smoke it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:49pm.
BTW:
why do the racists clowns come out whenever a rapper is posted. grow the fuck up people!
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No, I'm a rapist clown, with a "P". Big difference.
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i wasn't referring to you, Val. we all know you're fond of little black midgets.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:20pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:16pm.
He may have sold a bunch of albums but he still looks and sounds like a piece of trash.
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So what are you guys listening to and who do you think is hot if this fine ass, musically talented hot piece is considered ugly and talentless to you whores?
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So he was raped?
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:21pm.
After reading that, my panty pudding is crusty.
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Crusty? The people on the next block over can smell my creamy ass panties because this motherfucker has made me so effing hot right about now!
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:49pm.
BTW:
why do the racists clowns come out whenever a rapper is posted. grow the fuck up people!
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No, I'm a rapist clown, with a "P". Big difference.
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Submitted by I love Rob Zombie on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:25pm.
Excuse me, but was that even English he spoke?!
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Its called Ebonics neggro...alot of people speak it here in the good ole US of A bitch!
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oh, ok yeah that's la CooCoo alright, LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:29pm.
who are the females that willingly let this disgusting negro roach fuck them....AND want have his ugly babies...who, who?
he's more gross than flava...and that says alot...
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You bitch nigga AIDS covered assrag.....im the bitch that would let this mutafucker get me preggs with his FINE ASS babies.
He has more talent and drive than any knucklehead you ever have or could ever dream of being with would have so STFU bitch!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:11pm.
But are you a sucker for midgets NAMED Tattoo? Lol!
Bless your heart, as Chuck Manson would say!
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i, i don't remember. this usually happens after too much booze.
BTW:
why do the racists clowns come out whenever a rapper is posted. grow the fuck up people!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:36pm.
How about a nice quim?
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:43pm.
Anyone else notice the pearl necklace?
What the hell is that about...
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You can do some hot ass sexy ass shit with pearls!!!!
You know what I mean!
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AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!
I muthafuckin love little wayne...mothaafucka drop it like its muthafucking hot!
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