Tuesday, April 14th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Domino's Employees Of The Month


Do you remember the dumb bitch who posted a video himself taking a bath in a Burger King sink during his shift? Well, Kristy and Michael are fucking dumber. They shot an entire mini-series of themselves doing nasty gross shit to the food at Domino's. These two fucktardians then uploaded all the videos to YouTube yesterday. They really wasted their genius by working at Domino's.

The videos were later taken off of YouTube, but GoodAsYou managed to snag all of them including one of Michael wiping his ass with a sponge and then using it to clean a pan. Have you always wondered why the pizza from Domino's tasted like greasy ass? Well, now you have your answer.

Apparently, corporate found out about the videos, contacted the franchise in North Carolina and the two twats were fired. Domino's is also looking into possibly taking legal action against the two.

One of the most disturbing parts in all the videos is when Kristy confesses that she's reading sTori Telling. That explains everything, right? Click here to see all of their masterpieces.

VIA BlondieeNYC

Posted by: Michael K


AllThingsChange's picture

Domino's is thinking about taking legal action on them? Being a fellow gay, I think that they should be kicked out of the Rainbow Unicorn club for being effing stupid.

rukiddingme's picture

What a couple of fucktards. I hope they go to jail and have to eat shit.

juni's picture

They should both be broiled in the pizza oven until melted and flat.

Poison Candy Apple's picture

I hope these two sick fucks get beaten with someone's chonies that are smeared with ass juices. If that is even possible. Dirty mother fuckers. Someone's little kids could be eating that! They can be giving someone a disease. They can be giving someone sicknesses. I hope they fucking die nasty gross deaths, with someone's smelly dirty chuko culo smothering them until they can't breathe anymore.

"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar

Manimal5's picture

So I watched that Idol show tonight and I think I'm liking judge Kara Dioguardi...actually more talented then I first thought.

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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 8:28pm.

ps is it wrong that I have been gone from work for a week and now time's up and I have to go back tomorrow and figure out to be oh so extra nice to the lying stupid bitches so that I don't lose my job (or at least for 2 monthes before I go have surgery). Is it wrong that I'm not sure I can really be nice as I'm starting to think I have Antisocial Disorder and Bipolar? Is it wrong that I have Anti-Bitch Disorder?!?

And yet I don't jizz on anything or spit on anything at MY job....

Not wrong at ALL. I used to feel like that, too. I would get a little vacay and be even more mad at the world when it was time to go BACK to the fuckery that was my job.
I think it is pretty normal if you are not really enjoying your work/atmosphere/coworker B.S.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Newportjoey's picture

If you get High in the Freezer do your eyes still get all blood shotty? Blanche and I are dying to try it out!!!

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

EWW those 2 dumb workers should be thrown in jail & made to eat shit for 3 meals a day.

lazee's picture

I can't wait to get my treadmill on Thursday! I'm too poor to join a gym so I'm bringing the gym to me.

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jussayin's picture

ps is it wrong that I have been gone from work for a week and now time's up and I have to go back tomorrow and figure out to be oh so extra nice to the lying stupid bitches so that I don't lose my job (or at least for 2 monthes before I go have surgery). Is it wrong that I'm not sure I can really be nice as I'm starting to think I have Antisocial Disorder and Bipolar? Is it wrong that I have Anti-Bitch Disorder?!?

And yet I don't jizz on anything or spit on anything at MY job....

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twiddlebug1's picture

i know places like this eff with the food all the time. but seeing it makes it that much more disturbing.

thats why i always eagle eye places as they make my food. sick assholes.

jussayin's picture

yeah, taxes are done!! please pray for me that the IRS doesn't fuck my shit up (with the help of H&R Block) like they have done the past 3 years. I tried Turbo Tax this year....very easy. Getting refunds (I am shocked!). Well, at least the kid is good for something!

I guess I won't be having beer and pizza to celebrate though....

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lazee's picture

When I was in high school I worked at a catering hall. They re-used the bread rolls all the time, it was nasty.

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NaNoop's picture

Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:31pm.

I think we should send a Dominoes pizza and booger samich to Casey Anthony in jail.

I can't think of just WHAT it should be, but if we sent her anything it would have to be waaaayy worse than this amateur hour stuff...

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

32 minutes until Idol, then FRINGE!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

To this day I will never send anything back to the kitchen with a complaint.
If I don't like it I just won't eat it.

girl_cheese's picture

I think we should send a Dominoes pizza and booger samich to Casey Anthony in jail.

Rosebud's picture

Thanks 'Noop, you too!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Yes way.
I wasn't working that day, but when I went in the next day I heard all about his "special sauce".
Also knew a cook there who would occasionally drop something on the floor and serve it up anyway.
And one waitress who put ExLax in someone's hot chocolate.
And another who put RedHot in some guy's coffee who was always a real asshole.
I also learned to give head in the basement by a guy who was my big brother's friend who would visit there on the night shift.
And...it was where I met my first husband.

4lice4nn's picture

I worked at Dominos for a bit while I was attending school... The worst thing we ever did was get high in the freezer.

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:24pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:12pm.

Oh NaNoop, that is why I love you so, you get my humor! When I think the ref.'s will be lost, there you are, laughing at my stupidity!

*smooches* You made my day!

'Girl sometimes you get me rollin'! LOVE it!

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Rosebud on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:21pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:13pm.

LOL, crazy is right...mine thinks she's learned to talk. We've been busy with the gardening since the weather got nice and apparently dirt taste pretty good too, but what would I do without their help. (The big girl is my digger.) I do miss the dlisted tho...

Good for you getting out and doing gardening. It's good for you and the plants! Nice to see you today. Don't stay away too long, K?

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:12pm.

Oh NaNoop, that is why I love you so, you get my humor! When I think the ref.'s will be lost, there you are, laughing at my stupidity!

*smooches* You made my day!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Rosebud's picture

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:13pm.

LOL, crazy is right...mine thinks she's learned to talk. We've been busy with the gardening since the weather got nice and apparently dirt taste pretty good too, but what would I do without their help. (The big girl is my digger.) I do miss the dlisted tho...

Plecostomus's picture

There are no words.

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Bottom-feeder.

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:56pm.

I knew a guy who cooked in a diner I worked at in about 1980.
He jacked off onto someone's stuffed pork chops
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Wwo..those pork chops must have known how to please a fella...

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NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Rosebud on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:11pm.

Nanoop!! Hi, just flying by to check you guys out and saw your minpin...super cute!

Edit to add: Hi Devilgirl, Spider's still lookin' good, too :-)

Wassup, 'bud!!!
That's my Foxy. Fox-ay. Crazy little rat, I love her bad little self.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:09pm.

Oh, and a guy who treats you as this guy has, hasn't had his fair share of STD's! I sure he has a Joe's Crab Shack residing on his genitals as we speak!

Hee heeeeee!!!
Joe's Crab Shack- you so caraaayzeee!!!!!

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Rosebud's picture

Nanoop!! Hi, just flying by to check you guys out and saw your minpin...super cute!

Edit to add: Hi Devilgirl, Spider's still lookin' good, too :-)

Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:44pm.

Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:33pm.

Ha ha ha ahhashahah

I found out these two service techs that used to work here were blooping my boss every day by taking his favorite cup into the bathroom first thing in the morning and rubbing their nuts all over the rim. AH HA HA HA BLOOPTIMES FOR BOSSMAN
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Thats not funny. Its never funny when another human beings genitals are anywhere near a food utensil!!!

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Well it's no different from when they are in your mouth now, is it?
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Any nuts that have been in my mouth have all been voluntary. Not some random jackass dunking his junk on my tonsils because he thinks its funny!

pEOPLE HAVE stdS SO it is not ok to put your genitals whereever you want.

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Oh, and a guy who treats you as this guy has, hasn't had his fair share of STD's! I sure he has a Joe's Crab Shack residing on his genitals as we speak!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:26pm.

that guy in your avie looks like hes had lots of sharpie penises drawn on his face. the brandon from 90210 hair is fagtastic.

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ROFLMAO!

You funny bastard! You are right, it is Brandon Walsh, circa 1993! Hahaha!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Falkor's picture

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:50pm.

Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:26pm.

that guy in your avie looks like hes had lots of sharpie penises drawn on his face. the brandon from 90210 hair is fagtastic.
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Hahaha...so funny!

His hair is different now though....more of a buzz cut and he looks even sexier!!!

He brings the sexiness where ever he goes!!

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NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:56pm.

I knew a guy who cooked in a diner I worked at in about 1980.
He jacked off onto someone's stuffed pork chops.

NO. WAY.
I am trying to convince myself here and now to never eat food prepared by anonymous people ever again.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:42pm.

NaNoop - well whenever I hear(read) BLOOP I imagine a pair of sweaty nuts being dropped into someone's open and unssuspecting mouth with a graceful squat. Maybe that's just me and I said too much...

That got a dubious cackle outta me! Like, I shouldn't laugh, but couldn't help it.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Falkor's picture

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:44pm.

Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:33pm.

Ha ha ha ahhashahah

I found out these two service techs that used to work here were blooping my boss every day by taking his favorite cup into the bathroom first thing in the morning and rubbing their nuts all over the rim. AH HA HA HA BLOOPTIMES FOR BOSSMAN
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thats not funny. Its never funny when another human beings genitals are anywhere near a food utensil!!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Well it's no different from when they are in your mouth now, is it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Any nuts that have been in my mouth have all been voluntary. Not some random jackass dunking his junk on my tonsils because he thinks its funny!

pEOPLE HAVE stdS SO it is not ok to put your genitals whereever you want.

Tht shit is nasty!!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I knew a guy who cooked in a diner I worked at in about 1980.
He jacked off onto someone's stuffed pork chops.

Go Pens!!!!!!

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:48pm.

Okay, see ya Teddy!

Reported

Provolone's picture

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:53pm.
Prov, I've always been a Devil's fan, is that wrong?

YES!! though liking the islanders is worse

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LETS GO RANGERS!!!

SICKITTEN's picture

Prov, I've always been a Devil's fan, is that wrong?

Do boogers have protein in them?

Provolone's picture

Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:26pm.

that guy in your avie looks like hes had lots of sharpie penises drawn on his face. the brandon from 90210 hair is fagtastic.

+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
LETS GO RANGERS!!!

SICKITTEN's picture

Okay, see ya Teddy!

joe shmoe's picture

I rarely eat fast food & I don't eat meat, so if Dominos employees want to rub their bits on the bites, it's gross but I don't care. However, what about restaurants? I'm totally paranoid about them now too. What the hell are they all doing out there in the kitchen, giggling & whispering before they bring my plate out?

*Sigh* Heating up can of soup.

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I Shot the Sheriff

SICKITTEN's picture

Break it up in here!

Teddy Rubskin's picture

Night sluts,,, Yo, Sick Kit, We'll chat another time,, the island is small

Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:33pm.

Ha ha ha ahhashahah

I found out these two service techs that used to work here were blooping my boss every day by taking his favorite cup into the bathroom first thing in the morning and rubbing their nuts all over the rim. AH HA HA HA BLOOPTIMES FOR BOSSMAN
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thats not funny. Its never funny when another human beings genitals are anywhere near a food utensil!!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Well it's no different from when they are in your mouth now, is it?

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Molotov Cocktease's picture

NaNoop - well whenever I hear(read) BLOOP I imagine a pair of sweaty nuts being dropped into someone's open and unssuspecting mouth with a graceful squat. Maybe that's just me and I said too much...

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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09

Falkor's picture

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:33pm.

Ha ha ha ahhashahah

I found out these two service techs that used to work here were blooping my boss every day by taking his favorite cup into the bathroom first thing in the morning and rubbing their nuts all over the rim. AH HA HA HA BLOOPTIMES FOR BOSSMAN
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thats not funny. Its never funny when another human beings genitals are anywhere near a food utensil!!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:33pm.

Ha ha ha ahhashahah

I found out these two service techs that used to work here were blooping my boss every day by taking his favorite cup into the bathroom first thing in the morning and rubbing their nuts all over the rim. AH HA HA HA BLOOPTIMES FOR BOSSMAN

Blooping is done by a nut-sack rub? Yuck.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?