Tuesday, April 14th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Eminem On XXL
I realize that XXL wanted to make Eminem as The Punisher as menacing as possible, but I feel like I need to file a restraining order against this cover. Bitch has "I'm gonna butt rape you" eyes. Couldn't they have used the "kittens and rainbows" tool over his mug, so he looks less like he wants to rip a bitch's cheek off with his teeth.
After this picture was taken, the tattoo of his little girl started crying, because she was scared too.
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What I wouldn't give to see the 'before' version of this picture!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
They made him look like Arnold Schwarznegger
His face is all kinds of weird. He has the "I'm gonna hurt you with my eyeliner" expression down, though...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Yes, it is Teddy. Maybe we know each other. Let's take this to open post
Eminem still exists?
Sick Kitt, Is that near the abandoned neighborhood next to pilgrim state? I unfortunately used to be from KP, theres a trail by Indian Head Rd that opens up to a field with a single white cross standing tall in the middle,, and theres a bunch of unmarked sunken in graves,, we used to drink in those woods and if u go at midnight theres always fog..>>Creepy
Teddy, tell me when and where. Where do you go?
Who are you?
We should take this talk to the open post thread but it's so scary in there right now. Let's break it up.
ahahahaha Chuck!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
So I wonder who greenlit Eminem photoshopped to look like Jay Mohr sans the Just for Men (you know it looks like shit brown Jay) hair?
Will M&M be the next AXL?
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
I have to say, the dark hair looks pretty good. I don't remember him being fat either--maybe he's being confused with another white rapper?
CHARLES MANSON
I WONDER WHAT THOSE FUCKING TATOOS WILL LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU ARE A SHRIVLED UP OLD MAN IN A REST HOME. I BET NOT TOO FUCKING PRETTY. OR A TRAMP STAMP ON THE BACKSIDE OF AN 80 YEAR OLD. JUST BRILLIANT FOLKS.
Teddy, what about Sweet Hollow Road? There's a website dedicated to that stuff. My favorite of all time is the old Edgewood Hospital next to pilgrim state. Miss that old eyesore
Sick Kitten, I get wasted in your village every weekend,, Come find me HAHA
What?! Wasn't he a huge chunk of human fat?. How was it lost?... diet? drugs? plastic surgery?. Anyway, his fugly mug just got fuglier... and I didn't think it was possible. That face looks drug-abuse busted.
What about the "punisher" costume, anyway?. Don't tell me he's STILL using the same old "make fun of other celebrities" act. Unless the "punisher" part is used against himself for being another untalented Vanilla Ice who did such a ridicule when he married-divorced his lady piece of shit about 1,000 times. He must realize he's just another fucked-up has-been. Time to move on for this idiot.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Nice side part and bangs! *snort* They make it hard to take the CahRayZeh eyes seriously.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 04/14/2009 -
i only drove past that house and that was in the the early 00s..., was it ever torn down and rebuilt??
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Tedy, God no, not Kings Park. Huntington but I love Sunken Ghetto Beach on the off season. It's so surreal in the fall, too. The trails are great. Some of them end up at KP Bluff on old dock rd.
He and Stains should have a staring contest.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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did he get a face transplant? who is that really?
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:11pm.
Eminem has only one leg?
Does he have diabetes?
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Hahahaha! No, I think he still has both legs! I think it's The Punisher that has a leg gone.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Who dat?
Beef muscled, dark hair Emineem is worth my single constipation poo brick, doing laugh at him.
Cmon, look at him!
Wow, Eminem as The Butt Punisher, who knew?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:22pm.
Isn't Amityville next to Swindlehurst?
its between babylon and wantawwwwww. its where that scary house is!
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Sick Kitten You from KP???
Uncle Ashtray,
I used to do the same shit like 8 years ago,, drive by the house stoned,, have the cops chase us out,, How about Mary's Grave?
I love Em.
i think he was hot back in the day, the just fucked him up here with the scary monster lighting and the overwhitening of the eyes. crazy eyeballs!
I like Eminem, I like Lil Wayne and I like Kanye!
So there.
(I like most rap actually cept soldja blo-job boy.)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Who the fuck is that? Around here (suburb Detroit), we thought Em got HUGE.
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Provy, hop on the Sunken Ghetto Parkway and come see me sometime. I like to feed the gulls crackers on the boardwalk at Sunken Ghetto from time to time.
Looks like Randy Quaid's inbred cousin.
He's still fat.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Isn't Amityville next to Swindlehurst?
He's disgusting.
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Douchechill!
Boy is such a pig bottom playing dress-up. He and Lance Bass should hook up and scissor their no-no holes into oblivion.
And I hope that's just poorly done photoshopping and not a bad case of facelifting. Yikes.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Hmmm...its def the creepy ass eyes they gave him. He doesn't look human. I always thought he was pretty okay looking...he has that bad boy hot thing going for him. I'm gonna stick with the guy who played The Punisher- he was WAY hot!
His eyes scare the shit out of me. He looks like a poorly sculpted horror film toy figure. God, take this down!!
His eyes look almost like cartoon eyeballs on the cover pic.
Still love him, tho.
E!, bitch pls!
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:14pm.
In the late 70's we would get stoned and drive to 112 Ocean Ave......until the cops showed up and chased us away!
Redrum!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
I used to like Em also devilgrl...my fave song
That's why the city is filled with a bunch of fuckin idiots still (still)
That's why the first motherfucker poppin some shit he gets killed (killed)
That's why we don't call it Detroit, we call it Amityville ('Ville)
You can get capped after just havin a cavity filled (filled)
Ahahahaha, that's why we're crowned the murder capital still (still)
This ain't Detroit, this is motherfuckin Hamburger Hill! (Hill!)
We don't do drivebys, we park in front of houses and shoot
and when the police come we fuckin shoot it out with them too!
That's the mentality here (here) that's the reality here (here)
Did I just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here?? (huh?)
While I'm holdin a pistol with this many calibres here?? (here??)
Got some registration and just made this shit valid this year? (year?)
Cause once I snap I can't be held accountable for my actions
and that's when accidents happen,
when a thousand bullets come at your house
and collapse the foundation around you and they found you
and your family in it (AHHHHH!)
GOD damn IT HE MEANT IT WHEN HE TELLS YOU
Mentally illll from Amityvilllle
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
It's common knowledge that men, especially if they have been in shape for most of their lives, have an easier time shedding the weight when needed with a strict regimn.
Eminem has only one leg?
Does he have diabetes?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
I like Eminem.
*ducks flying shoes*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
besides...when is The Cougar-------->
getting a PS award?
She has been photoshopped no end! That dust mat on her head and cropped legs....don't even get me started on the boobs.....
Hi my name is What my name is Who my name is Veeeennngggeeeannnnccceeeeeeeeeee
If he can shed the pounds then maybe there's still hope for Kfat!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
It looks animated.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
This picture terrifies me! What the fuck did they do to his face?
I wonder how he lost the weight.
Just a few months ago, he looked like a fat fuck.
And he has more tats than Li'l Wayne and Flo Ryder.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
His mug looks like it has CGI jizz all over it. Seriously, I thought he was a video game character or something.