Tuesday, April 14th 2009

The Photoshop Awards: Eminem On XXL

I realize that XXL wanted to make Eminem as The Punisher as menacing as possible, but I feel like I need to file a restraining order against this cover. Bitch has "I'm gonna butt rape you" eyes. Couldn't they have used the "kittens and rainbows" tool over his mug, so he looks less like he wants to rip a bitch's cheek off with his teeth.

After this picture was taken, the tattoo of his little girl started crying, because she was scared too.

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Mother Superior's picture
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:59pm.

Something has been done to his nostrils, too. They look like my sockets (minus one hole)......

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:56pm.

Uhm, ok. Em has never been HOT, but he wasn't THAT unattractive. This is some fuckery!

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Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:55pm.

It's Pee-Wee Herman on roids. Somebody is seriously suffering from "Career in the toilet" Syndrome...

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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:55pm.

If the cover hadn't said that loon was him, I wouldn't have guessed.

Ol' EM does have a serious case of gay face going on....

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Submitted by The New Improve... on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:55pm.

lmao

He looks like the love-child of Adolf Hitler and Arnold Shwartzenegger!

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Submitted by name_optional on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:54pm.

lots of steriods in the em camp.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:54pm.

Now I know who he reminds me of! Arnold Schwarzenegger!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:52pm.

Shady Carly is gonna have a fuckin heart attack at this fuckery.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:51pm.

which one is his girl, the one on the chest or the arm? :P

seriously now. those eyes are whiter than white! awful. they glow in the dark for sure.
also, wasn't he obese like, two days ago???

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Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:51pm.

That ain't no damn Eminem; who the fuck is that?!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:50pm.

WTF...he used to be semi good-looking. He's got a GD Spock haircut now.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by E.A.P. on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:50pm.

I logged in just to say that he has a serious case of gayface.

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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:48pm.

Enough of this one

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Submitted by BlueOrchid on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:48pm.

Wow...just..wow. He was ugly as sin already but THIS is circus ugly.

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