Tuesday, April 14th 2009

The New House Of Vadge

Many years ago Vadge was licking the taint of a skeezy music producer behind the dumpster in a back alley just so he could listen to her demo and now she's plopping down $40 million for a townhouse. Don't ever let someone tell you that a lot of dick sucking doesn't pay off!

IN THIS ECONOMY, some whores aren't hurting and Vadge is one of them. The NY Post says she has signed a contract to buy a four-story 12,000 sq. ft. townhouse at 152 East 81st Street in Manhattan. The original listing price was $45 mill, so Vadge got a deal!

The joint has 13 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms, 9 fireplaces, an elevator, a grotto, a two-car garage, a 3,000 sq. ft. garden and a wine cellar. It's still not good enough for Vadge, because she's planning on doing a bunch of renovations before she moves in.

There's room for everyone! A room for Lourdes, a room for David, a room for Rocco, a room for the balls of all of Vadge's exes, a museum of all her former faces and a cellar to house the thousands of children's bones she crushes down into a paste and slathers on her mug every night. The place is perfect.

However, some say there is one slight problem. Someone who has been inside the house, says you can hear the subways below speeding through. I doubt that's going to bother anyone that lives there! The sound of Vadge's throbbing ego will drown that shit out!

Visit Curbed to see pictures of the inside if you give a haggard bitch's clit.

Posted by: Michael K


Hey, we can solve 2 problems at one go. As punishment / torture, Abby Toll gets to work for Madonna, no exit clause allowed. I am sure Madonna will do more them tie her up with tape and ropes...

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 9:22am.

There was a story in the Daily News about this whore bitch whose boyfriend gave her a teacup Yorkie and she totally neglected it - didn't get it the proper shots or food or whatever. So the dogwalker kept it and got it back to health and on track with its vax and stuff. Bitch was okay with that. Only when she got back together with the boyfriend who gave it to her did she ask for the dog back.

Not as bad as this Boulder bitch, but bad enough. Who would do that?

A COMPLETE ASSHOLE.

OT: Thanks for teaching me a new word! Plebeain.
Madonna musta lost her mind. She could probably buy half of Manhattan.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Hekki's picture

There was a story in the Daily News about this whore bitch whose boyfriend gave her a teacup Yorkie and she totally neglected it - didn't get it the proper shots or food or whatever. So the dogwalker kept it and got it back to health and on track with its vax and stuff. Bitch was okay with that. Only when she got back together with the boyfriend who gave it to her did she ask for the dog back.

Not as bad as this Boulder bitch, but bad enough. Who would do that?

Hekki's picture

Vadge and I are going to be neighbors! The thing is, though, this is not the fanciest neighborhood. It's a pretty non-descript block, on the "wrong" side of the tracks (Park Avenue).

The house itself sounds pretty swanky, and I guess that's all that really matters, but the actual location is pretty plebeian. I wonder where her kids are going to school...

bitchette's picture

guys! that story about the puppy sickens me!
i sent a message to her on facebook, but i don't think that will have much impact. what else can i do? message her friends?

eta: i did message some of her friends. i started at the last page. but i only got to 8 people as well.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

squeezy's picture

It looks like it could house a dungeon.

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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"

erinnyc's picture

My dream has been to live in the village and have a garage. My dream has changed to live in Inwood and have a garage. Parking space ftw. Priceless!

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More and more, Michael K, I find that the posts have little to do with the subject:((( Anyway, back to Madge, I used to live in NYC, 2 blocks from a subway and while I could certainly hear it rumble past...when you've resided there awhile you don't even pay attention to it. She'll do fine but I thought the Village would be more her style.

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@ Kiwikim and Rosebud, and anybody else who might want to know- I emailed the story to MK. Hopefully I am not the only one, and he will put them up with his special way of observing and reporting the story.
This is the kind of stuff that they should NOT get away with, it should haunt them everywhere they go.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

SICKITTEN's picture

You are having an alchie styled meltdown just like the one Tia Tequila had the other day. Step away from the alchie and only drink beer from now on in.

Now there are people on this newspapers web site defending these shibu inu torturers. Someone pleaseeeeeee give them a dlist slap.......... Can you believe there are people in Boulder Colorado that actually think this is funny?
Boulder is one fucked up town.

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2009/apr/14/animal-cruelty-boulder-domes...

Posted by Pancho_Sanza on April 15, 2009 at 1:51 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I think it's HILARIOUS, laughingstock.

ROTFLMAO!

How much is that doggie on the freezer?
The one with the duct taped tail.
How much is that doggie on the freezer?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

I don't want a rabbit or a kitten,
I don't want a parrot that talks.
I don't want a bowl of little fishies,
'Cause you can't take a fish for a walk.

How much is that doggie on the freezer?
The one with the duct taped tail.
How much is that doggie on the freezer?
I do hope that doggie's for sale.

Rosebud's picture

Sorry! That's HIS page, I was confused. LOL! He had enough....

Rosebud's picture

She must have bailed out or else gave someone her password...either way, it is not going to be a good day for her. :-)

I couldn't get to her myspace page and I doubt she's around to delete it because she's still in jail. But I could get to her friends. They won't let you send many... I had to cut and paste the link.
I wonder how she got it deleted from jail?

Rosebud's picture

LOL! Her myspace has already been deleted, hahahahaha

Rosebud's picture

K, I'm going to start in the middle pages and pass the info on to my friends to do the same.

Rosebud's picture

Yes, and you introduced me to Carmen Miranda's exquisite taste in shoes :-)

Oh wait. I remember talking to you a couple weeks back b/c I said it looked like your dogs were caught doing some naughty sexaaay times and you said they weren't supposed to be up on the furniture so were looking guilty when you took the pic.

This is her facebook page:

http://www.facebook.com/s.ph...#/friends/?id=758989487

And I think this is his myspace page:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendI...

She's still being held on bond. I prefer all her friends know her crime. Facebook blocked me after I sent about 12 messages, but she's got 8 pages of "friends".

Rosebud's picture

How do I send a message?

Rosebud's picture

Yes, my babes, both rescued, as well as their kitty sibling...I really don't get the abuse thing. My big doggie is still afraid of people and I've had her for 3 years.

smoking gun has the total five page police report:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0414092dog1.html

Yes. And he used to be abused. Back was broken among other things like being left for weeks on end while the owners traveled.

I take it those are your pups?

where is east end girl? She'd be outraged and send a few nasty messages off to the friends of these fucking creeps.

Rosebud's picture

Kiwikim, is that your puppeh in your avi?

Nanoop-thanks. I feel better that I can "hug" someone else who will commiserate me in my anger. xoxoxoxo

Yeah, I know this isn't the place for it, but remember the shibu inu cam we had on here for a while? And this wasn't the crazy wench's first time. Dog had scalding marks on it.
How desperate for pussy can a guy be to hang with this nasty piece of waste? I hope he got the clap at least.

Is this Bryan Beck's my space page? Can you guys tell from looking at the mug shot and the myspace pic if it's the same guy?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendI...

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Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 11:10pm.

Kiwikim, hi! I just checked out that link, and WTF!?!

roxie's picture

I don't think it's looks that great for the price. Then again, I've never been to Manhattan.

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Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 11:10pm.

Nanoop-
I sent about 12 messages before facebook blocked me. Can you send a few off?

I just said "your friend abby toll is a psyho" and posted a link to the article

Your friend Abby Toll is a psycho.

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2009/apr/14/animal-cruelty-boulder-domes...

If you could start on page 2 somewhere-even if you get a few off-it would be great and any other dlisters that want to join us in shaming this crazy bitch please please please. That would be great.

I'll get on it. Will let you know how it goes either later tonight or tomorrow. Got to get my skanklettes to bed, they are so wired but it's time to hit the hay for them.
Thanks for bringing this fuckery to light. She SHOULD be shamed, AND SHUNNED by all who call her "friend". Who could be friends with a beast like that? CRuelty like this is unforgivable.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

patty cake's picture

she is so lucky
most people cant pay their rent right now.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

moosh's picture

that's my dream house!

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/

Nanoop-
I sent about 12 messages before facebook blocked me. Can you send a few off?

I just said "your friend abby toll is a psyho" and posted a link to the article

Your friend Abby Toll is a psycho.

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2009/apr/14/animal-cruelty-boulder-domes...

If you could start on page 2 somewhere-even if you get a few off-it would be great and any other dlisters that want to join us in shaming this crazy bitch please please please. That would be great.

Bane's picture

You know what burns me about Madonna? Is that she is so cheap to her staff. Recently, 4 members of her staff quit. She only paid them around 8L an hour, or about $11-12 for the non-Brits. David’s nanny (who quit and then was fired) just revealed that one of the problems was she didn’t know French. At 11 bucks an hour, she also has to teach French!! She also hinted that she was overworked and being pushed around by Madonna. I can't stand cheap people who buy themselves all the best $$$ can buy, and then, are cheap to the people raising their kids. She is as sickening as she looks.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:48pm.
Peeps, be careful of the stories you believe and the links you click on...That's what my grandmama always said to me....Nitey nite (click not, believe not...)
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What are you on about? this is a link to a newspaper article. Nothing nefarious. I thought you were going to bed ten posts ago.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:48pm.
Peeps, be careful of the stories you believe and the links you click on...That's what my grandmama always said to me....Nitey nite (click not, believe not...)

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:52pm.

Facebook.http://www.facebook.com/s.ph...#/friends/?id=758989487

Can I send a message to all her friends saying she is a fucking slut?

You could one by one send the link in a message to each of her so-called friends. I wouldn't be a "friend" of that bitch if I found out about this. HOW CAN SHE POSSIBLY SPIN THIS TO NOT SOUND AS BAD AS IT IS?!

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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The payment on that thing would be around 400,000 dollars a month.
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NaNoop's picture

Here's the message I sent. I hope I don't get busted cuz I sent it under my whole entire name. Oops.

So you like to abuse helpless animals, eh? I hope you get taken care of by people who find you as despicable as everyone in the WORLD who read about you, in the news online, you piece of crap.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Tigerlilly's picture

Peeps, be careful of the stories you believe and the links you click on...That's what my grandmama always said to me....Nitey nite (click not, believe not...)

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

NaNoop's picture

I just sent that cunt a message saying that I hope she gets taken care of by people around her who read about her abusing helpless animal.
I reminded her that the WHOLE WORLD saw the lovely article.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

vedamaria's picture

BWAHAHAHA!!!! Evil minds coming together, i fucking LOVE it:)

really. there was one on the daily camera in comments, but when I linked to it said it was down? link please.

NaNoop's picture

It IS them. Both of them.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

NaNoop's picture

AAAAANNNNNND ONE BRYAN BECK OF COLORADO.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

NaNoop's picture

I THINK THIS CUNT HAS A FACEBOOK PAGE. JUST FOUND ONE ABBY TOLL LISTED IN COLORADO CLASS OF '11. Looks like her.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

nanoop-fucking bitch. I want to scoop her eyeballs out and make a soup for Rex. And her stupid fucking pussy whipped boyfriend is just as bad. He comes home and sees his dog like that and is just like "take that down" instead of running to do it himself?

How do we get back at these fucking loosers?

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Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:36pm.

Animal cruelty doesn't carry much of a penalty. She's young and she's a cute girl. They go easy on the college kids in boulder because it's their bread and butter.

It is sad. Help me think of ways to torture this dumb bitch.

HOPEFULLY the people AROUND them, at school, work, whereEVER these cockroaches scurry on the daily will give them some righteous hell.
Considering this made the news (probably only really for the sensationalism of the cruelty involved), I would think there will be much pressure to prosecute.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

vedamaria's picture

Stupid fucking cunt, it's a good thing I live NO where near Boulder...

Mr. President's picture

Is there a manger for Jesus on the compound?

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

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Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:28pm.

WOW. I'd like to get my hands on those two despicable scumbags. I won't even say what I would do to them. Rex would be laughing, I can tell you that. And they would be FAR worse off than Rex.
Evil fuckers.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?