He's Just Being Jamie!
"Get a gum transplant" has become my second favorite line (next to "SANS FARDS") of the week to shout at my dog and I have Jamie Foxx to thank for that. But Jamie has now clenched his nalgas and apologized for that comment as well as for the other shit he said about 16-year-old Miley Cyrus on his Sirius radio show this past weekend.
While promoting that movie about the Paganini of the crazy homeless people world on The Tonight Show last night, Jamie said he was oh-so-sowwy about saying Miley needs to make a sex tape, do some heroin, smoke some crack, etc.... Jamie never brought it up, but Jay Leno did. This is what Jamie had to say about skewering that lil' possum:
"I so apologize to Miley, and this is sincere. I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far. I have a radio show...We're really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it maliciously. You know I'm a comedian. You know my heart. Miley, I apologize, so I'll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand."
You know, he's a comedian. Yes, that's what he's calling that thing he does.
I have to admit that I laughed at that shit, but my taste level dropped into the gutter a long time ago. It's floating in the sewer somewhere. I think the crocodiles are playing with it. But I do understand why whores flipped their ass lips over it. I kind of was hoping Jamie was going to tell the bitches who had a problem with it to eat his dingle berries, but I guess it was necessary for him to say he's sowwy. I mean, he does have a cheesy movie to whore out. And Mickey Mouse probably threatened to take his ass out. That bitch don't play.
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I always have like Jamie Foxx, but I love Miley Cyrus. Even if I didn't like Miley, I would still think that Jamie was wrong. Yea, and even though he apologized, Billy Ray Cyrus still had the right to say something about it. Perez Hilton was saying that he was wrong for doing that, but Billy Ray had a point. Jamie Foxx wouldnt have wantd someone saying that about his daughter.
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I always have like Jamie Foxx, but I love Miley Cyrus. Even if I didn't like Miley, I would still think that Jamie was wrong. Yea, and even though he apologized, Billy Ray Cyrus still had the right to say something about it. Perez Hilton was saying that he was wrong for doing that, but Billy Ray had a point. Jamie Foxx wouldnt have wantd someone saying that about his daughter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx7BaCxCZkY
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I can't ever take this guy seriously. I've seen "Booty Call" way too much.
Instead of making chinese eyes at him, maybe
Billie Ray can punch her in both eyes and she can make black eyes at him?
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Holy cow, I just found out, they DO use cadaver flesh for gum transplants!! I must've not been listening when he told me. Damn dreamy dentist of mine!
I guess it's the choice of walking around with a grand canyon mouth or be part frankenstein.
Jamie Foxx is a race baiter who needs to be unemployed permanently.
A woman in the background says "White Bitch" as he goes on his tirade - which has absolutely nothing to do with him- it started with Radiohead. Why no outrage about that? He shows his outrage about Don Imus's comments (which was a Spike Lee reference), but white bitch is OK. I wonder if his daughter is described publicly as a black bitch would he be as condescending.
Instead of giving an example of other white girls, I wonder why he didn't say "get like RiRi and have the shit beat out of her." or "Maybe she could connect with Jay Z who used to provide girls like her with heroin."
Will Oprah have Miley to ask her how these comments felt? I doubt it. Will O ask JF, when he is on her show to promote his new movie, about why in the world he would say something like that? I doubt it.
He muses at the CMAs about how far things have come that a black man - him - could be on the stage - like he is the first. Charlie Pride has 4 gold records, multiple CMA winner with Male Vocalist and Entertainer of the Year awards, and still touring. Never mind about that. It is all about him. His apology was weak. He is no comedian. Comedians are funny.
Sorry about the rant.
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If he wants to insult her, fine.
That being said, the sex tape comment was just plain fuckery. If he was a 'comediam' he would've come up with some more clever.
Anybody else dislike it when people say, "I'm/he's the black___"(e.g. Martha Stewart, Bill Gates, anyone who's white) or the "white___"(e.g. Oprah, Will Smith, anyone who's black)? I don't really see the point. Just say you're like Howard Stern, does the black part really matter when saying your a jackass? Meh.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 8:26am.
Booooooo. I was hoping he wouldn't apologize.
Cosigned.
Imma need folk to stop being so sowwy for saying and hurting other people's feewings....because then when I do it, people start expecting apologies, and I am a "I say what I mean, and I mean what I say" type of person. Did your wittle feewings get hurted? Well that was the point, muthafucka, bwahahahaha.
Why peeps gotta mess up my insult game with this sowwy bullshit? Imma need folk to start owning their snark. Insult a bitch today and MEAN IT!!
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Okay for some reason I was a little annoyed that a older man who has children was making fun of a 16yealold. I don't know why it bothered me. It just seemed stupid, see he may get older and wrinklier and that oscar may go deeper into his ass, but she can get prettier and change. I usually like to watch them take a header so long as their morality and image but I think it's unfare in this case. I don't know why. It was just like dude "your daughter is a fucking slut too and you should make a video of you fucking her up the ass" fucking ass hole.
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Yea, Jamie Fox is ragging on Miley Cyrus. He talks about her being an uppity snot while he's an uppitier snot. Look at the long(er) list of crappy TV shows, songs and movies HE has put out and yet thinks he's all that. The Ray Charles story was his ONLY good piece of work. Cyrus' output is just kiddy pablum, she's never get respect as an adult performer but she IS just a kid.
I don't think he should have apologized. She is a nasty little brat. Wait until she turns 18 then people will not apologize when they poke fun at her.
if anything, she's got the drac lips from the movie Enemy Mine.
i'm really disappointed in that for a few reasons. i thought it was funny b/c i've listened to the show for longer than a 1:30 clip. he's said A LOT worse on the show. so what if she's 16?!? she didn't care about that when she was posing like a slut for those pictures on her phone/computer. i have a hard time drumming up sympathy for anyone who puts themselves out there like an asshole, and that's exactly what she's done...a few times. as far as i'm concerned she's fair game.
Fuck that chump.
As far as I know, she hasn't said a word about it, so how is it that she couldn't take it? It was more the public out cry over his statements, that he retracted what he said, her reaction to it, which has yet to be told, had nothing to do with it.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Most of the people featured on this website look as though they've have their teeth bleached to hell and back. Britney is the worst.
All American celebrities have bizarre uncanny-valley smiles. Like living dolls.
Human teeth aren't so bad. No need to spend so much time and money into disguising the fact that you weren't born with porcelain in your gums.
It's so obvious when somebody is walking around with fake tits, teeth, hair, nails, arses, pregnancy bumps etc.
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Submitted by Katt on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:56pm.
Miley is fuckin annoying but Jamie Foxx isn't much better. The man's highest accomplishment is what, fuckin "Booty Call"?!
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I don't know, being the third black actor to win a best actor oscar might be his highest. Or being the only stand-up comedian I know to be a multi platinum singer. Anywho, can I have an order of mouth with extra gums?
Hmmm, is Jaime Foxx a comedian by any chance? I remember hearing that someplace, but I am not sure?!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
UGH, when are these celebutards going to diss someone and MEAN IT? None of this taking-it-back shit. FUCK.
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Every time Miley opens her mouth, it's worse then finger nails down a black board. It makes me feel like strangling her to shut her gummy annoying irritating voice up
Both Miley and Jamie are annoying egoistical full of shit assholes - they deserve each other
Miley is fuckin annoying but Jamie Foxx isn't much better. The man's highest accomplishment is what, fuckin "Booty Call"?! Plus he should of at least had the balls to stand by what he said. Otherwise, STFU.
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Miley is fuckin annoying but Jamie Foxx isn't much better. The man's highest accomplishment was what, fuckin "Booty Call"?! Plus he should of at least had the balls to stand by what he said. Otherwise, STFU.
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i hate how hollywood apologizes for everything! you said it, and i loved it, so own it! jeeze.
They did a gum reduction on the "The Doctors" this morning. Bitch was still ugly. The main Dr., the blond one, is kind of hot. Looks like he'd be boring in bed. But, certainly husband/father material.
nobody even knew he had a show on sirius until he started making fun of a 16 year old. he got press for making fun of her and then got more publicity for apologizing. welcum to the werld of desperate adults, miley!!
I told him to go off on Miley. He was obviously reading my mind that night. He must've stopped at some point because I didn't tell him to apologize. The movie will fail anyway so why bother.
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He should also be apologizin for Intuition the fuking Timbaland poser
I cant stand any of them, Jay Leno included...
I think she looks like she could eat apples through a fence but I wouldn't bother to comment on her at all if she didn't come across as such a pretentious brat.
Her parents need to step up to the plate, it seems as if the more famous she is and the more money she brings in the more they let her run the show at home. She's turning into an irritating, self-important mini-diva.
Sorry, my sister has little teeth like Miley. I'm sensative.
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No offense Stone, I just hate this kid, a LOT. She's not really worth an argument is all I meant.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Oh christ I am not about to argue over Hannah Montanna's fucking tooth issues LOL
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Her teeth are straight....
Why would she needs invisalign?
People think her teeth are just too small and her gums are prominent. Please tell me how she can help THAT?
Should she get veneers and look like a fucking horse like hilary duff? Sorry, I'd rather see some small, natural looking teeth.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 10:41am.
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Mine are just fine, thank you very much. Perhaps a little whitening is needed but they aren't disgusting. :p
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
I don't think Miley has a gum problem , is those fake teeth.
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She can afford to fix that shit. Invisalign works wonders, Smiley.
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Miley may be a fucking hateful idiot teenybopper whore, but she can't help her gums and teeth. There are tons of things to criticize her for, but picking on her mouth is just immature and ridiculous. How perfect were your teeth and gums when you were a teenager? Yeah that's what I thought.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
...normal teens are now getting charged as sex offenders for sending nudy pics of themselves to their friends..
def. different than from when I was growing up...
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blah blah fucking blabbity blah. typical. miley does need a fucking gum transplant. but more than that, she needs a fucking brain transplant. and no one should say he's sorry for stating the obvious. shit, man. DOGS KNOW IT.
She DOES need a fucking gum transplant. Not only are her teeth huge but her gums are UNEVEN. Makes her look even hickier than she is.
Well I hope 'get a gum transplant' doesn't become the new global catchphrase, because I actually have to get one done soon. My gums have totally receded in some parts and it really sucks because it always gets infected (gross I know, but I'm glad that at least you can't see it unless I pull my lip down)
EDIT: to the person saying they use cadaver gums for it, egads NO! Well at least they won't do that to me! I think they just take some skin from elsewhere on your body or in your mouth.
Totally off topic, but the lil' possum thing... I found a lil' opossum in my kitchen last night. I think one of my pets "helped" it in. But it was kind of weird, going for a midnight snack and all the critters in my house are gathered in one spot, and I glance over and WTF! So now I have a baby opossum buddy that I'm working with wildlife rehabbers to save. Yay me!
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monkey teeth, annoying little skank. Hopefully a good private air jet collision with her and her entire family is in her future
Submitted by yiooooooo on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 9:46am.
I didn't say they should stop talking , I say they should stop saying every teenager does it because thats not true and it sounds like an excuse for irresponsible behavior.
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See, another thing you will learn when you grow up. Being irresponsible IS normal for children. This is why 16-year-olds cannot drink alcohol, vote, or do many other things. Your brains aren't even fully developed yet, it's not even your fault. And of *course* that doesn't mean every kid is like that, but it *is* the norm. If someone is not like that, then they are the exception. Not the other way around.
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