OctoMommy Better Step Up Her Game
This week alone I've read that St. Angie and her slave man have broken up, that slave man is talking to the Susan Boyle of America again and that St. Angie is going to buy a baby friend from the Philippines. Well, today comes a rumor from Star Magazine that St. Angie Jo has another chosen one growing in her holy womb! Actually, this rumor might be a fact because Star put it in caps, italics and dropped an explanation point after that. If you ask KANYE WEST, that means it is a FACT!
A "family insider" said Angie Jo is about two months knocked up with baby number seven, "She's thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!" But she kept the news from Brad, only telling him when he returned from a trip to New Orleans at the end of March." Of course she knew. She knows everything. God probably called Angie on her personal line and said, "You know what time it is."
Brangie's new baby might be a Band-Aid chosen one, because the two were stating to hate each other. Basically. The source said, "They'd been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn't seem possible. It happened just in time, because things were getting pretty ugly between them."
Blah! Blah! Blah! You know, I bet Shiloh is sitting in her ivory tower and bitching to her imaginary friend about this shit! There was a time when she was the only messiah and now there's going to be four of them! Chosen ones are a dime a fucking dozen nowadays!
And after hearing this news, OctoMommy immediately stuffed her mouth with dozens of IVF needles. Did I say mouth? I meant vagina.
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Submitted by Salem_ on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 8:09am.
Oh Loonifers, I forgot something. Now THIS should REALLY send you in a spin chasing your tails in disgust
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OMG! Seriously Salem, up the medication. You sound possessed. Try some qualudes and STFU already! What a psycho brangeloonie.
Oh man, I really wish they would have made our BITCHELINA South Park.
http://www.phetasy.com/blogs/135/BITCHELINA-The-Lost-South-Park.html
All of these people make it hard to keep food down.
Fuck! This is LAST WEEK! Fuck!
Sorry, bitches.
Is she pregnant this week?
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With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Ok first - Salem_ - go the fuck back to JJ. Too early for this shit.
Secondly. Obviously they're aware that there are LOTS of starving, needy children in the world. The only reason anyone needs that many children of their VERY own is becuz they're starting a religion, trying to build a force that will control every damn thing in the whole world...or populating said world at end-times.
Thirdly. Really? She's pregnant on some cover somewhere every week since she birthed them twins.
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Oh Loonifers, I forgot something. Now THIS should REALLY send you in a spin chasing your tails in disgust. Did you know, that in New Zealand, the traditional Maori tribes greet each other (man/woman/child) by RUBBING NOSES? Its true! Man to man, stranger-stranger, whatever. Instead of shaking hands, they just rub the tips of their noses together. Just imagine how wet your collective pants would be if you saw THAT at an awards ceremony. Just thought I'd let you uncultured and dirty-minded Loons know that, since its fairly obvious that none of you have ever researched any culture other than American culture. Education. It leads to a culturally aware well-rounded person with no fear or bigotry of anyone thats different. Yes. Scary isn't it? Well, I've had my play time with you little tweens. Catch you around some time.
Oh, I love the smell of desperation in the morning! It looks like another Loonifer is dragging out the over-used and easily debunked, lies, when all else fails.
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Submitted by Salem_ on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:29am.
Yes the world should love a classy woman who does the following:
"French kiss her brother on the red carpet"
I will excuse your cultural and racial bigotry for a moment here, in leiu of my concern over your dirty mind. Firstly, a quick kiss ON the lips, with clearly no tongue, is not called a "French Kiss". Get your mommy to explain what a French Kiss is. Though you may be ignorant of the fact that many cultures greet each other with a kiss ON the lips ie sons kiss sons on the lips, mother kisses uncles, daughter's son's friends etc on the lips, bigotry is never an eacceptable reason for ignorance. To kiss a relative on the lips in greeting, is perfectly normal. Unfortunately, many sick people with a questionable upbringing find it offensive. The truth that is offensive, is their shallow and uncu7ltured and dirty mind is the only thing offensive.
"Fucks about every co-star she's worked with"
Another easily debunked lie. She has never fucked anyone she has worked with at the time. Don't be fooled like the other tabloid-reading Loonifers are. The FACTS which can easily be obtained on the internet, along with the timelines, can easily smash any and every argument you Loonifers can possibly spew forth, and I beleive me, I've heard em all.
"Flaunts her children for good press"
This childish thinking typifies the the desperate Loonifer. Taking the children to school, is not "flaunting" them. According to your ilk, she should stay and home and NEVER venture outside, for fear she may run into a photographer. Face facts honey; she may be a celebrity, but shes still a human being who must do school runs, etc. She shouldn't be expected to lock up herself and her children because it offends you and your ilk.
"Bragged about having lesbian knife sex to the press"
You are getting 2 stories mixed up here, but you are a Loon, so what can be expected? She had sex with knives with her BOYFRIEND. As far as her bi-experimentation goes, your homophobic bigotry and prejudice is not a reason 'against' her. Maybe to shallow uncultured, sexually repressed people like yourself, but in 2009, it IS OK to be bi or lesbian. As Jennifer Aniston. She was so desperate for publicity that she had to resort to actual french kissing kissing Courtney (a MARRIED woman) on a tv show. So...
"Has had bad plastic surgery"
And thats a 'bad' thing? Scraping the bottom of the barrel, aren't we? Honey, if she has had any, we'd all like to know where, as earlier pictures of her as a child and growing up prove she has hardly even changed at all in her facial structure. If Angelina has had plastic surgery, her 'surgeon' should be struck off the Register as he clearly is a quack who made no difference. Talking about plastic surgery, I read someone calling Jennifer-I've-changed-my-nose-almost-as-much-as-Michael-Jackson, Jennifer Jackiston. If she has any more surgery, she will be in the same rewards club as Jackson and Diana Ross.
"Is starving herself and looks like shit"
In recent photos, she looks far from being starved. Many others agree, as she was named Vanity Fair's most beautiful woman in the world. Look honey, jealousy doesn't look good on anyone, and it especially doesn't look good on a Loonifer.
As for classy, well, I'll tell you want is not classy:
Calling the woman who carried you for nine months, gave birth to you, and raised you virtually all on her own as a single mother, a "disease". Calling your own mother a disease, is as classless, self-absorbed, tacky, cruel and evil as it comes. Anyone who supports a piece of shit that calls their mother a "disease", well, you're all what you hang with, is all I can say.
Being a bed-hopping slut who has been ridden more times than a hand-me-down pushbike.
Announcing to the world that to make it in Hollywood, one must be "fuckable". Yes Sluttifer, we KNOW. Your actions have proved how you got where you are, its obvious, you don't need to announce it.
Bragging that you cheated on Tate Donovan, with Brad Pitt. On that subject, bragging that you "fuck on the first date". Jen, if you can't keep your legs closed and can't show show self-dignity, its no wonder after a string of men that dump you (all for a reason, ALL these men are not a coincidence), all you can attract (or if that 'hire') is Golden Shower boy.
Love being urinated on. (See above).
Being ashamed of your Greek heritage. Using blue contact lenses, and yes, I know you Loonifers here like to believe that she has 'blue' eyes (and you also believe pigs fly) but check out the Prom picture of her when she was in high school - guess what? FUCKING BROWN EYES!! Oh, and bleaching your hair too. A typical Californian superifical and vain bleach-blonde bimbo. Who also,
spends her time manicuring her nails on Malibu, pot-smoking, tanning her skin to leather in solariums and walking her mutts on Malibu whilst others are doing, erm, shall we say, more worthwhile things.
Is dumped again, and again, and again, and again, and again and lastly, you got it, AGAIN. For a reason. That reason is, the next point.
Serious issues. Been in therapy for 20 years, according to her OWN words. TWENTY FUCKING YEARS? Its not working Jen! Known as extremely selfish, vain, insecure and a mediawhore.
Which leads to her stripping like a 2 dollar corner hooker to sell a CHILDREN's movie (or is that to sell herself because the JP's had a movie coming out and of course Huvane had her do this to steal the limelight), which is just wrong and inappropriate, on SO many levels.
Her almost nude exposures on the beach.
Walking in and out of The Ivy (a known pap virtual headquarters) at peack lunch hour. A Hunvaniston photo op no doubt.
Bursting into tears on cue for Vanity Fair, the MINUTE the reporter walks in! Oh BRAVA Jen! BRAVA! Great "act"!
Constantly talking about your ex when you supposedly "don't want to talk about it" in every fucking interview since VF and doing the talkie rounds. The words: Reece Witherspoon as a role model does not register with her.
There are so many more facts about Aniston which shows she is simply a filthy, manipulative worthless slut, however I can't be here all day. The point is, whilst you may think Jen is as pore as the driven snow and "butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her-mouth", many other people are beginning to see this manipulative bitch for the person she is. Remove your rose-colored glasses. Angelina is not perfect, but most of you Loonifers are so starry-eyed over Jennifer that you truly believe her shit doesn't stink.
Submitted by Salem_ on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:29am.
Yes the world should love a classy woman who does the following:
French kiss her brother on the red carpet
Fucks about every co-star she's worked with
Flaunts her children for good press
Bragged about having lesbian knife sex to the press
Has had bad plastic surgery
Is starving herself and looks like shit
Submitted by blaaaake on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:14am.
"let's fucking move on America."
"let's remember that she's a skank who has a history of stealing other women's men."
"Team Aniston!"
Oh the irony! Talk about "moving on", when the poster clearly is stuck in 2005 and can't move on themselves.
Thinking that you can "steal" a man is as juvenile and Junior High as the silly pre-teen "Team Immaturity" rubbish. There was no affair, Angelina has not "stolen" anyone's man, and I feel so sorry that you cannot move on. Lets remember that its been proven there was no affair, and that you are the gullible and nefarious victim of the biggest tabloid HOAX ever perpetuated. Team MATURITY AND REALITY! Its been 5 years. Grow up and move on.
As for skank, a woman in a manogamous relationship for 5 years, is, dare I say it, less of a "skank" than a bed-hopping slut who has been with at least 6 men in 4 years, is on record as saying "in Hollywood you need to be fuckable" (thanks for telling us how you 'climbed' or sucked or screwed, your way to the top, Sluttifer), has bragged about "fucking" (Brad) on the first date ans is such a media whore that she has to resort to stripping for a magazine to sell a CHILDREN's movie (that is just sick on so many levels) and pose as if being gang-banged. Her various desperate media stunts with Huvane at The Ivy and tipping paps off at the beach where she sticks her vastly over-streched coochie up in the air in a 2 size to small bikini as soon as the famewhore spies cameras is not enough. Replicating and successfully I might add, her sorority sisters Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and Lyndsay Lohan is also not enough.
Now with Sluttifer's record, any man would want to get a detailed Dr's report and blood work before venturing into that over-used hole. Especially since she's been pissed on with Golden Shower boy. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! roflmao! She's been ridden more rounds than a champion racehorse.
People now hate her because her fans initiated and instigated a war against Angelina Jolie for no other reason than they foolishly believed the biggest Tabloid Lie ever pulled and now people hate Jen because of her vicious and hateful fans, there is one more reason why, other than her rabid and obsessed Loonifer fans, to be Team Reality and Sanity, and that is who wants to be "Teamed" with a person who gets pissed over when she orgasms?
Team Hatred, Jealousy, Obsession; and Team Slut, Smut and Filth is the only thing the obsessively hate-filled Loonifers will ever be a "Team" of.
they stopped being the most beautiful ppl in the world about 5 years ago...let's fucking move on America. let's remember that she's a skank who has a history of stealing other women's men. Team Aniston!
I hope this one looks like Billy Bob
bah... Seriously arent people sick of hearing about these two... Honestly who cares... Same can be said for much of the folk mentioned here...
Yes I am drunk a nd yes it maybe hypocritical for me to post this but I people need to ge over celebs in the end the are just normal folk that eat shit and drink...
I just like Michael k's style lol ... only reason I am here :P
Submitted by fnug7 on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:39pm.
How do you end up being shocked by getting pregnant if you've been trying for months?
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i don't get it either.
These magazines need to pick a rumor and stick with it either they are trying to get pregnant or they are fighting and going to break up,it can't be both people who hate each other do not try to get pregnant. And this woman needs to stop getting so much children, is she not exhusted.
Or is the theory that she is the patron saint of fuck ups and losers true and she will be loved until death (and beyond)?
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I think that's the majority of her fan base. F*ck ups and losers. Yes, they will love her to death.
Any person that wants to follow,emulate, idolize, or defend a woman that claims to be " so in love" with her own brother, has replaced their brain with a bunch of marbles!!!!
That is the mentality of a loon. Sorry, no amount of children can cover up that degree of CRAZY!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 11:12am.
PEEEEACCCCCHEEEESSS!!!!
Stoney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Big ups AngieJo, Master of trapping a man by getting pregnant.
How do you end up being shocked by getting pregnant if you've been trying for months?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:06pm.
Nuh-uh!!! I was thinkin the same thang!
Too kind. Exorcist salad and hag ridden beer all round?
@K2- really? Do don't think that the light of common sense might dawn? I mean, Bradders isn't out and about because Mensa is shut but I don't think he is as destructive as her. Maybe they might think..hmmm. Or is the theory that she is the patron saint of fuck ups and losers true and she will be loved until death (and beyond)?
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The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:52pm
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I think the loons will side with Jolie. They'll be calling him a rat bastard. You know nothing is EVER Jolie's fault. I'm sure we'll be hearing that he she go back to his barren womb, coke head, hair fashionista, desperate, clingy, maniston!
I think any die hard fans of Brad (before Jolie teamed up with him) will forgive him. But the majority of the nuts on JJ are Jolie worshippers. I'm sure plenty of them have tongue kissed their brothers and flip a coin when they wake up to decide if they want snatch or d*ck for breakfast!
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:06pm.
Nuh-uh!!! I was thinkin the same thang!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:58pm.
I was thinking that, then I realized beets are spelled with two e's. I still like thinking of myself as a psychotic veggie, though.
Oh.Feel fool now.
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The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
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Stoney, your baby is breathtaking. You should get your baby in commercials. The next Dakota Fanning.
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Yes M.E. that's little Clitty. Everyone else was using avie pics of their chirruns, so I did too.
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She's upset Octopussy has more headlines than her and might get a reality show. That was her gig.
Stoney - is your avvie your Bastard child!?!?
*holds in laugh*
He's really, really....uhm, small!
Yaay for Brangie! In related news, I just farted.
why don't these two decide to be politically correct and refuse to procreate babies till homosexuals have the ability to procreate babies without any intervention. It's only fair ffs.
Brad & Angelina fight because they both have gigantic egos, 6 fucking kids & too much damn money. People say he is all miserable & shit, but I think Brad is so whipped at this point that I am not even sure he is unhappy. They desperately need each other to continue their world domination plot.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 3:10pm.
I really don't need a paternity test. The resemblance is striking.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
They keep having kids to keep from fighting? These morons need therapy or something.
Migraine - Not possible. Unless we go the Angie adoptohilic route. But nah. I'm too broke to put another spawn through daycare and school.
Stoney! Aaaw. Did you get that bastard to take a paternity test? He just keeps running over my lawyer when he tries to serve the papers.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:58pm.
I SPY THE PINK PRINCESS IN AN EASTER DRESS??????
*uterus tingles for female spawn*
Ok, that was momentary.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I SPY THE PINK PRINCESS IN AN EASTER DRESS??????
*uterus tingles for female spawn*
Ok, that was momentary.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:57pm.
Behold! Clitoris Cumshot Garbage Can El Bastardo!
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Precious!!
Behold! Clitoris Cumshot Garbage Can El Bastardo!
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Migraineuse on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:53pm
HI BUNNY!
If tEh Brad leaves the Skeletina, The Bradiful will return.
But you can call me whatever you like.
You know, HEY YOU, hwore, dusty ovary hag, you know, I'll answer to anything, pretty much...
*side eyes lurking cuntaloons* YEA I KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE!
*throws rocks into bushes*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Add me to the list of El B's hos.
I'm trying to remember what I named the baby...
I think it was
'El Bradiful Tigerlilly Bastardo the Hoff'
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"I am a legitimate metalhead/rocker named Beverly." - Reality No Show
*Mom voice*
MIIIIIIIICHAEL! Get in here! NOW!!!
*whispers* Did it work?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:44pm.
Quit it with the pictures of the baby things!!!
LALALALALALALALAALLALA I will not look LALALALALAAL!
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Not until PP gets her mad props from the Stoney!
*tapping foot*
NitWitty on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:48pm.
Sorry, it took me a little longer to reply. I was licking the bbq chip crumbs off my fingers and couldn't find the tv remote. Yep, just another day in the life..lol
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Heeheeheeheeeeeeeeeeeee
LOVEBRADIFULANDERSON!!
#rejoices#
I still can't find the damn asterisk key.
You will always be Bradiful Bitch to me.
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"I am a legitimate metalhead/rocker named Beverly." - Reality No Show
MIGRAINE SALLY!!!!!!!! Howdy hooker!
DId MK pass out on his computer!?!?
Where is that hor!?!
snowy♥♥ LOL So she's another of El B's baby mamas huh? Gawd he's a stud.
Unlike Brad Pitt.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:51pm.
i'll volunteer my mans services for bail bondsman!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Did MK get arrested?
Do we need to collect Bail money?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:48pm.
Hi, Sally! I am fine. Lamenting my lack of internet at home, but otherwise, fine.
I don't have any cute kiddie pix, just cute kitty pix...
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"I am a legitimate metalhead/rocker named Beverly." - Reality No Show
Babies Babies Babies,,,,and socks and socks and socks......
Migraineuse, my doppleganger! How the hell are ya?!
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:43pm.
Haahaahaahaa, I am usually in a moomooo dress eating pork rinds and ice cream, watching Maury. You know the typical stereotype of a Dlister!!!
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Sorry, it took me a little longer to reply. I was licking the bbq chip crumbs off my fingers and couldn't find the tv remote. Yep, just another day in the life..lol
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