Wednesday, April 15th 2009
What The Hell Kind Of GD Hair Is This?
Please put a glob of peanut butter on a trap, so that the mangy tortured rodent attacking the back of Kate Gosselin's head can be put out of its misery. Business in the front, skunky in the back.
If Kate is really going to go there, she needs to commit! I want to see her wearing a flannel with a K.D. Lang t-shirt underneath it and a furry vagina in her mouth, because this hair has 90s bull dyke written all over it.
Here's Kate from that Jon & Kate Plus 8 show signing her new book at Barnes & Noble in Glendale, CA yesterday. Hopefully, Kate and Kim Zolciak are never in the same room together, because their mops would disappear into a dark corner together and mate. Nobody wants that.
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and yes i know octomom is an exeption and did this to her advantage.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
but i mean don't tempt me, i'll watch octomoms doc on the bbc, (haha i cant even get that channel), but i'm so diselusioned by this fertility thing, you can't have a kid so you become a freak and get your own show? sorry if thats harsh, i think the american people are forgiving to infertility, thus octomom. religion will surely penetrate this debate, but eh- i'm sorry i don't get it. i'm starting to believe you are putting your children on display and making money. on the other hand, i believe that people have kids every day in this country and have NO business with kids. its a lose lose situation.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
kate gosseling is such a bitch! who takes their kids for their BIRTHDAY to a cupcake decorating place and says, "well, i don't want them to get dirty", and the shit is edible and says, "oh i don't want them to eat this". i watched this episode tonight and i admit to watching this nonsense well into the early hours of the morning, (i mean this shit is on until the early hours of the morning at times 2 or 3 am), but the point is she's a bitch, john is submissive to the point of annoyance, and i still believe that ONCH on "who wants to be paris BFF" is channeling mady! its all coming full circle to me now, HAHAHA, uh, now i feel better?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
haha, filed under ANIMAL STORIES! LOL
Eek! At first glance I thought it was Tara Reid!
This just goes to show you all free hair cuts are not good cuts. This woman does not remember what money looks like. Kate and that greedy husband suck up freebies left and right.
Submitted by Nikki Lamb on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 11:16am.
Have you all watched the show? She's really bitchy towards him, definitely ... but to her credit, he's a lazy, unemotional, uncaring jackass. It's hard to say whose personality came about because of whose attitude, but yeah, they're definitely both at fault. I don't think the marriage will last until the kids are 18.
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I watched the episode before they had kids when they went to disneyland and were first married and she seemed really sweet. Jon seemed to treat her pretty shitty and acted the same way he does now. He never sounds excited about anything and she (in my opinion) was just gorgeous back then. She had long beautiful hair. I think becoming a mother to so many so quickly and being married to someone like him caused her to become what she is today.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
It's the soccer-mom version of the Russell Brand.
no its def suze orman--- meets sonic the hedgehog
hot ass mess she looks like Ellen meets sonic the fuckin hedgehog... these chicks need to relax with trying to one -up each other w/these "edgy" hair cuts!
i have no idea how he sticks it in her. she's such a nasty woman that i am sure her cooter has teeth. she's the reason woman get battered by husbands.
and those children....the oldest two are mini versions of their mother (lil' bitches)and a few of the little ones look retarded.
just start a sweat shop and be done with it.
What's with Maddy? Is she demon possessed?
This bitch does not deserve the kids or her husband. That guy is saggy droopy pussy whipped. She can probably hit him with her nasty lips from the other room. I used to be a redneck, everyone had a GED or a year at a two year college. This hair cut was worn by many a GED'd trailer living blond highlights Hair Stylst,(if you call dying everyone's hair blond and doing the versions of the same cut from 10 years ago styling). Its says "give me tequlia shots and some Budwiser and I'll be back at your trailer as soon as I tell off my ex-babies daddy, do you think we could pick up my kids from my sisters, the 6 year old needs it's diaper changed and another bottle of kool-aid"I think this look suits her nasty attitude and 30 kids. It's like shes come to terms with being glorified trash.
"Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines"
@Pers: Wow that article you posted was insightful and so on point about how the show is starting to damage those kids. In every episode you watch from the last couple of seasons you can tell the kids are just miserable, especially the older two. All they do is fight and throw tantrums. I know that's true of all siblings to some extent but it seems magnified in this family.
Aunt Jodi's blog. Most of the articles have been removed, but it's still interesting:
http://truthbreedshatred.blogspot.com/
EDIT - my mistake, I'm not quite sure who is writing this blog... :) Cheers!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
REVERSE MULLET! She and Billy Ray Cyrus would make beautiful hairtastic babies together....but it seems she has enough already.
And who is she exactly??????
Obviously we are not priveliged enough to view this crap down under......or we'll get it in 6 months time.
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
I think it's a regional thing because I haven't seen a single woman with this hairdo IRL.
I saw this show when she got a free tummy-tuck from some NY plastic surgeon whose wife saw Kate on TV and felt sorry for her. Kate wanted her boobs done too, but the dr told her to get a good bra. HAAAAAAAAAAA
This is THE type of hairdo around here for stay-at-home soccer moms with minivans, fake tans, and lots of makeup. They have to go to the salon all the time to keep the length and highlights maintained.
I gape at them from a safe distance. Scientology is nothing compared to this cult.
I hate this fucking cunt so much. It pisses me off to see what a money grubbing free-loader she and that America is buying her "We can't afford it" line of bull shit. Her kids are fucking annoying rotten brats. If a school teacher can take care of 30 kids on her own I don't see why these fucktards still need so much help.
They're both despicable people. What I find appalling is that they continue to display their kids on TV like monkeys at a zoo. Decades back, this happened to the Dionne quintuplets in Canada and all five of them were fucked up from the experience. Have they not learned from other people's mistakes?
Interesting article I found about the money making machine this family has become...and the greed and avarice.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1604885/thats_enough_jon_and_ka...
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
What did she write a book about? How to rock a really bad haircut with 8 kids running around?
Posh in the front, Feldman in the back.
Ah this is such a mom haircut. I saw about 5 moms at the park today with this same do. HORRID.
That woman frightens me. The kids are actually pretty sweet and I hate kids.
I wish I could kidnap Jon, cradle him in my arms and tell him "everything is going to be alright".
Now it all makes sense - I always wondered why Just Jaredians are obsessed with Brangelina. I was just over there and it turns out a load of them love these money-grubbing Gosselins too!
Mystery solved.
Business in the front, Nolte in the back. Good thing she has 8 kids. Factor those who are nonverbal because of CP from being born prematurely, and those who will hate her for not letting them have a childhood, and she might have one child still speaking to her by the time she's 40.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
...I ran so far away.
@KD: Aw thank you for the puppy comment. He's actually a Cane Corso but when he was a puppy he looked just like a blue nose pit. I hope you're not allergic and can get a puppy, pits are awesome dogs.
I bet one of her kids put gum in her hair which is why the back half's all gone.
If she really wants to be cool she should shave the short side.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
"Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 1:27pm.
she was actually pregnant with seven, but one aborted naturally...so it could have been jon and kate plus 9...doesnt have the same ring to it does it..."
Damn, Kate is one hateful bitch.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Ok, my World of Warcraft undead warlock has this EXACT same hairstyle and thats no joke. She pwns..
She has mom-hair. She thinks she looks young and hip, but she really doesn't.
Didn't they used to call this hair cut a "flop"? It was really popular when I was in jr high.
Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 10:07am.
I only know her from when she's made fun of on The Soup, but I recognize the haircut. Since moving to --God help us-- rural North Carolina, the wife and I see this haircut everywhere. It's one of the many things we snark about.
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Speaking of this abortion of a hairdo, what's up with it? If you want short hair, cut if off. Long hair? GROW IT OUT. This looks like a 'do a 16 year old skater boy would have, without all the product.
Anyone who has been to Pennsylvania knows the mothers there have THE WORST hair.
business in front, party in the back.Whoo!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:59pm.
she was actually pregnant with seven, but one aborted naturally...so it could have been jon and kate plus 9...doesnt have the same ring to it does it...
She has a highly-functional and over-traveled vagina.
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Not so sure about that. The babies were put in through science and born through c-section. And she was only pregnant twice. So for all I know it's full of cobwebs.
Ughhhh. I fucking hate this ugly bitch!
Her attitude sucks!
This is the same haircut skater dudes had when I was in junior high school in '88.
She's got a little Paris Hilton wonk going on too! That's why she does the drapey hair thing - to cover the wonk.
When they divorce, it's going to be nastay!
They're probably hanging in there just to increase their payday before the big split.
I guess you have a point sparkle.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
This bitch had the right to say that when she found out she had six babies in her damaged uterus that she was "ashamed" and shit..... yeah, ashamed until you heard the dollar signs, bitch!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
where are the chirruns!?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 10:21am.
Can't we just recognize that the world is already overpopulated and ban IVF all together? Yeah, like that will ever fucking happen.
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But then what are you going to do with people like the Duggars who just keep popping them out naturally. Its not the technology, its the fuckers who have no judgment using it. You can abuse anything, even nature (see previous reference to the Duggars).
I had IVF but I was not dumb enough to let someone stick 5 or 6 embryos up my cooch because . . . well . . . you know . . . all them shits might turn into BABIES!!
They did IUI, not IVF, right? People like her (and octomom) really bother me because they give reproductive technology such a bad name. Its a wonderful thing that science is now able to help people have children but when its abused like this, it is turned into some kind of sick sci fi shit.
And she's a shrew
AND has she done something to her face??? She looks different.
OK Kate, you can have short hair or you can have long hair - but we've had the talk about having both.
Kate is the reason the word "stabby" was invented.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"