Wednesday, April 15th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Lisa Rinna On Playboy
More like "Are you trying to make us barf through our eye sockets, Ms. Rinna?" I really wish Playboy made this a SANS FARDS issue. And by "fards," I mean farty turds, because then 45-year-old Lisa Rinna would never have been allowed to be on this cover.
This cover is like the scary basement door in a horror movie. You know that when you open up it, you will be violated to the point that your organs will shrivel up and die, but you can't help yourself. You want to know if the hemorrhoid lips match. Put some Prep H on it, please! I can't... I really can't...
(Thanks Ted in LA)
By the way; this is SO Kelly Monaco in 10 years. Actually, I think she already did Playboy... Did anyone see it?
You ain't got to lie Craig, you ain't got to lie!
You ain't got to lie Craig, you ain't got to lie!
@Hekki and Jill-The-Ripper: FamousPlastic.com reminds me of DListed Lite for plastic sugery.
Here's more freakazoid lips:
http://famousplastic.com/category/lip-augmentation/
You have to wonder if these people don't own a mirror, or if their plastic surgeons are so concerned about losing a buck they're afraid to utter the words "hell no, I'm not doing that - you'll look grotesque!".
Why is Patricia Neal as Mrs. Robinson from The Graduate on the cover of Playboy?? And why are her lips INFLATED? allergic to seafood?
The last time she did a photo spread in Playboy she was preggers with a big old outie bellybutton. This has GOT to be an improvement!
She has a good body except that it is overshadowed by her dark wrinkled skin (too much tanning), hemmoroid looking lips, and HUGE dark saucer sized nipples.
How nice that she's raising two daughters to aspire to this.
A blown-out asshole on the cover? Niiice. I thought that was Crustay Cougars magazine for a minute.
Hugh is going blind or something. That is the only explanation. AND THAT HAIR! HORRIBLE, JUST HORRIBLE!
Desperate much? This woman is like Bobby Trendy and parasite. Annoying flies who think they are the shit.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:03pm.
Top Ten Party Schools"? If I was an American parent contemplating university tuition for the first time, I'd be nervously thumbing thru those pages.
Here's Playboy's list from 2006. Rankings may have changed due to lobbying or hard work by the student bodies:
1 University of Wisconsin
2 UC Santa Barbara
3 Arizona State
4 Indiana University
5 San Diego State
6 Florida State University
7 Ohio University
8 University of Georgia
9 University of Tennessee
10 McGill University
Well done, everyone!
Is it weird that I'm kind of interested in seeing her naked? I'm curious as to how to body looks, especially since this bitch is a plastic surgery fiend.
(I sneaked back to the computer because no one else is on it! They're out getting drunk. I'm already drunk.)
How much Photoshop did it take to make those ass lips look remotely human? The mind boggles.
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"I am a legitimate metalhead/rocker named Beverly." - Reality No Show
Damn, her head is huge!!!!!
She was psycho Billie on Days!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by mharker on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:07pm.
She was on Days of Our Lives and then Melrose Place.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Was she on a soap opera or something? What did she do before hosting stuff? The first time I ever saw her was on a Lifetime movie about a woman whose husband was addicted to porn.
Yikes.
Go Lisa! Work it......I have always adored her.
She is in damn good shape and would make a grown man cry. Lisa recently went on record as saying that she was finished putting filler in her lips!
Grandma Porn!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 1:38pm.
Oh thats just nasty.
I always thought she was ridiculously beautiful -- and, I should add, a deft comedienne playing her conniving "Melrose Place" villainess -- and one of the few actress who made the collagen look work. Still, I wish she'd forgo the facial fillers, tanning, and dieting all together. In the last few years she seems to be getting harder and more synthetic-looking.
http://www.famousplastic.com/images/shaunasandnipslipbig1.jpg
WTF???
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:12pm
Wow, I think she was sexier before. But, I am a straight girl and she probably didn't do it for my demographic....
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
The trannys on RuPauls Drag Race are more passable than this mess.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
All these plastic manly "MILFS" scare the fuckin crap outta me! I can only imagine how the desperate 15 year old boys trying to whack off to Roid Lips Rinna must feel...
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Seems like I'm the only one, but I think Lisa Rinna is gorgeous. Yeah, she DEFINITELY went WAY overboard with the lips, but the woman seriously has the most bangin' body and she is 45.
I thought it would have been cool had they put Marilyn Chambers on the cover in recent past. Rinna is not sexy in any way.
http://famousplastic.com/category/megan-fox/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Hekki: last night Harvey Levin called Dina the worst mother in America (she drove LiHo to the bar that night)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 11:33am.
Hi DG!!! *waving*
OT: Here are a few shots from her last Playboy shoot, minus the 70s bush pics.
http://www.celebrityflavor.com/lisa-rinna-544.php
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Nice bod, but biggg ass nips -- hot or not ? I can't tell.
snowpiece: That's disgusting.
I had a friend who had a large nose. She wasn't unattractive but it really bugged her and she begged her mother for a nose job. Her mother always said "You're beautiful. There's nothing wrong with your nose". And her mother truly thought she was a beautiful girl. Her self-esteem righted itself as she got older. She never did get a nose job.
But I think when a mother agrees to let her VERY YOUNG daughter get these cosmetic procedures, she is reinforcing the daughter's idea that she is indeed ugly and needs to be fixed. I'm not talking about getting some ProActiv or braces. I'm talking nose jobs and boob jobs and fucking LIP INJECTIONS for 14 year olds.
And even if you know your mom is blind by love, it's still nice to know that someone loves you enough to not see a little flaw like that.
Top Ten Party Schools"? If I was an American parent contemplating university tuition for the first time, I'd be nervously thumbing thru those pages.
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I Shot the Sheriff
http://famousplastic.com/category/ali-lohan/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
ricki: I'd never heard of dimple fabrication before!
The charm of REAL dimples is that they appear when the person is smiling. Seems like a fabricated dimple is just a hole in the face. Not charming at all.
Did you see the video on the site? I think that girl was slightly retarded or something.
That plastic surgeon is a moron for using that slow ugly girl as an advertisement for his services. And he should have waited some time so we could see how it would really look after the tissue healed. Although he probably knew it would still look like someone punched a chopstick in a mound of pizza dough.
Re: dimple fabrication...
It is hard for them to control the exact appearance of the end result, since it is basically some kind of scar. Thus, they don't reccomend it (unless they're unscrupulous and don't care of course) for people who are trying to match an existing dimple in order to get a set. Or for people to get 2 dimples when they have none naturally, 'cause it can end up all sorts of mismatched and fucked up looking. Better to go the Brittanya route and just get piercings, lol.
Moronic buttaface...She used to actually be cute before all the excessive facial plastic surgery.
Dammit Cheetah that is one interesting website! I just spent 15 minutes nebbing around!
Hi DG!!! *waving*
OT: Here are a few shots from her last Playboy shoot, minus the 70s bush pics.
http://www.celebrityflavor.com/lisa-rinna-544.php
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 11:15am.
Hello SB!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
From cheetahstripes' link (thanks, cheetah!), I found this: dimple fabrication. You guys HAVE to see this.
http://famousplastic.com/category/dimple-fabrication/
And it's slightly on-topic. Very slightly. Since we're talking Lisa Rinna and plastic surgery...
And to think-- Marilyn Monroe once graced this cover.
For shame.
emlarue
http://iminparentheses.blogspot.com/
I wish she'd stop with the plastic surgery, but at least she admits to it unlike those other dumb bitches. She does have a great body too.
***Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 11:11am.
SkyBitch HAVE MERCY!
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Oh, I forgot the best part!!! She was also about 6 months pregnant~!!!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Lisa Rinna is the Angelina wannabe pre-Octomom.
She looked so much better before all the work she had done, here's a link to some before & after pics:
http://famousplastic.com/2008/01/10/lisa-rhinna-lip-injections/
SkyBitch HAVE MERCY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Notice the soft pink lipstick to deflate the look of ass face.
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So there you go! You're the speshul offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
Close your legs, woman!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 10:55am.
LOL I did a search for comingback and I may have found him hahahaha
http://www.asianave.com/comingback/
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I always pictured comingback as being Norwegian.
This isn't the first time she did Playboy. I am scarred for life from seeing her in it years ago (Days of Our Lives era), sporting a huge 70s bush.
*heave*
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."