Wednesday, April 15th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Lisa Rinna On Playboy
More like "Are you trying to make us barf through our eye sockets, Ms. Rinna?" I really wish Playboy made this a SANS FARDS issue. And by "fards," I mean farty turds, because then 45-year-old Lisa Rinna would never have been allowed to be on this cover.
This cover is like the scary basement door in a horror movie. You know that when you open up it, you will be violated to the point that your organs will shrivel up and die, but you can't help yourself. You want to know if the hemorrhoid lips match. Put some Prep H on it, please! I can't... I really can't...
(Thanks Ted in LA)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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Wow. Playboy is really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days. Lisa Rinna, Aubrey O`Day, Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra (again), "Maria" (she's some tranny wrestler or something), Amanda Beard, Pamela Anderson (again), etc.
Before you know it, we'll be seeing Lindsay Lohan's orange, emaciated, freckle-covered form along with her plastic, sagging udders & Paris Hilton's herp infested twat in the pages of Playboy.
I usually renew my boyfriend's subscription every year as a birthday present to him, but this year I'm starting to reconsider. Maybe I'll purchase him a subscription for him from a classier magazine, like Hustler or Lollipops.
LCT Are you and the Hoff going to teach me the days?
Oh yes, the always sexy I really need to poop pose.
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I never thought Lisa Rinna would inspire these lower chats!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
CARLA SAYS OK WOW PUT GREEN BEENS THROUGH PANTYHOSE HOLES OK WOW HIDE SLOT IN TOILET BAT CIRCLE AND TAKE BANGALOW KEY AND GARBAGE CAN OK PARTAY MENACE OK WOW
I guess when I get home tonight I can tell you horz whether or not this roid lipped bitch is nekkid or just posing with her tits hanging out.
I really hope she isn't nekkid. I don't need to see the pie goods.
who keeps encouraging this scary looking broad...all i have to say is ewwwwwwww....
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you see me, bitch....
Photoshop makes me want to be a lesbian for the day so I can get my freak on with Lisa Rinna.
Something is not right in my brain today, obviously.
She got butt burns on her face slot.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
How old is this plastic bitch, anyway? 50?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
HOFFALINA! I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU!
What should today be, Whack me With a Paddle Wednesday?
I'm assuming this disgusting, aged slag is not actually nude inside the magazine. Unless of course they have a new marketing strategy to sell as few magazines as possible. I have never understood people who tout the articles in this shit-rag - like party schools, drag races, and Lisa fucking Rinna are about to garner a Pulitzer or some shit. Riiiight. Oh, and Lisa needs some hemorrhoid cream for those nasty-ass lips - they look like a distended rectum on her face. I'd rather fuck Anne Bancroft's corpse than this poor copy of her inimitable hotness. Trust.
So is she showing the pie goods in this magazine or what?
ENOUGH with the Photoshop....jesus. I understand it's use for blemishes and unsightly bra straps...but when you don't even look like yourself anymore...WTF is the point!? Where is the real beauty?
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Oh I have no shame. I'd hit it.
Twice, even.
this must be peepaw hef's doing! that old dust ball can't see straight anymore.
paint a picture on her ass and put that on the cover. it would look better.
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Actually, I think this is an improvement. I remember when Carney Wilson was in Playboy. I thought that was when the magazine really hit rock bottom.
Really, none of this shit would happen if Playboy would just take the pictures and put them in the magazines as they are. If the people look good, fine, if not, oh well. Then all of this nonsense would stop.
I'm actually having more of a hard-on for the Chuck Palahniuk interview. I love that twisted man.
Rinna scares my dick.
Who dat?
PLASTIC FACE FOR THE BOOT TIMES!
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
eew.. and RIGHT before lunch time... (clap clap clap) way to go, MK!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
PLASTIC FACE FOR THE BOOT TIMES!
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I do know bout no Sans Fards but she looks like she could shart outa' those lips.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Thats completely unspankable and unacceptable PLAYBOY!
She looks like a tranny in something off broadway
So, i'm confused. So Playboy no longer intends to sell magazines anymore? that must be the only reason why Lisa Rinna is on the cover. Who the hell wants to buy that? I can see Kim K and Aubrey O'Day but Lisa fricking Rinna?
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 10:26am.
ITA about cheek implants. The thing is, when you're young, your face is fuller, not just under your eyes, but down to your jaw. The implants only plump up the top area. So these nitwits don't look more youthfull, they look like they had cheek implants!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think these rich/famous people have no rules when it comes to stuff like this. The doctors seem willing to do anything as long as the money is coming in. You would think they would not let their patients look like freaks, that makes the doc look bad!
And hell yeah I'd want someone I know to do it, that would be the only way to go imo! They know you well, know what you look like every day and won't go overboard.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I Heart....yes. My brother. I wouldn't trust anyone else with my face!
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"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland."
-Jennifer Love Hewitt
Well then you musta had someone do the shit right! She looks BAAAAAADD.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Restalyn, Juvedermm and Botox are NOT bad. I have done two of the three. These women just get filled to the point of spilling over, which makes them look horrible.
I had my upper lip done a year and a half ago, and NO ONE could tell. It looked amazing.
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"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland."
-Jennifer Love Hewitt
What is she famous for these days other than her lips?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Lisa you dumbass, what did you do??? Restalyn is BAAADDDDD, kids.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I was looking at awfulplasticsurgery the other day and saw a picture of her pre-lip-hemorrhoid. She was really attractive. And I'm sure she probably still would be if she hadn't fucked with her face so much (I think maybe she's had cheek implants, too?). I wish people would stop with that cheek implant shit--I completely understand the reasoning to avoid a face lift and everything, but they really look hideous and overwhelming 90% of the time.
Why mess with something when you're already a particularly good-looking person?
her body is amazing, but she ruined her face....she used to be so beautiful.
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"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland."
-Jennifer Love Hewitt
no one is going to buy this playboy...
no matter how much airbrushing they do she still looks like a tranny.
How in the holy fug did this old bag make it on to the cover of Playboy, even with massive photoshop. she's still fug!
Hell, I am gonna send my pictures in to Playboy, seeing how their standards have gotten lower than normal lately.
Whatever happened to Playboy just having non-celebrity women on the covers and just keep it to Bunnies? Oh, wait, Lisa isn't really a celeb, never mind then!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
save it for harry - trust this - he's the only one who cares.
I'm with MK.
As much as I am horribly disgusted by her puffed up weiner lips, there's the curious little part of me that wants to know if her nether lips are just as nasty.
She's no Ann Bancroft, that's for sure.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Love Lisa but she does nothing for playboy..too plain.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Avec fards, maquillage et retouches.
THAT is so not hot. Rinna and her rhoid lips. Makes me wanna vom
Ok, she definitely wins the award for the most photoshop for 2009. Contest over. Then next year she should get the award for photoshop of the decade.
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