Open Post: Hosted By Crazy Beanie Baby People
The closest I came to ever owning a Beanie Baby is when my mom brought home a bogus one she bought at the Swap Meet. I think it was called a "Bean Child" or something. My mother thought it was the real deal, but thankfully it was not. There's no way I ever wanted any of those evil demon creatures in my house. I even knew then they were whoring it out for the devil! Beanie Babies were obviously Satan's minions, because bitches would skin each alive for one! I went to one wedding where the bride had them in her bouquet. Were they filled with crack?! Or the crumbs of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies? I don't get it! People became Beanie-matized! I bet you some hos sold their ass for Beanie Babies! Don't let their little cutesy faces fool you. They were pure EVIL!
Above is a little video confirming my claims. Beanie obsession affected all walks of life, even creepy child touchers in Hawaiian shirts.
VIA Giggle Sugar
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all i have to say is bean child. forever.
VIVA BEAN CHILD.
I have four or five of these; got them all as gifts (unfortunately without gift receipts).
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
My dad bought me all the beanie babies I ever desired! I remember fucking memaws trying to cut my child ass off in stores, they would fucking slice a baby open to get the newest bear.
Well, I thought I'd be set for life with my rare beanie collection worth hundreds of dollars! I was ready to retire at 8, and then the crash happened! Suddenly, you couldn't GIVE a beanie away! Now I have like 200 of those things that I've been giving away to cousins and random kids for years. I'm saving the cute ones for my kids and probably going to give the rest to a kid's charity. What a waste for my dad!
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
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Mel Gibson's mistresses are talking. Another christian gone whacky. Sorry if you're a christian. But you know, the ones I meet that tell me about it all the time, they've got skeletons.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:30pm.
My God, that sunday school teacher raped and killed that child?????
Jesus.
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That's what they keep saying. Jesus, help me. Jesus, save me. Jesus, forgive me.
One of the lowest points in my life was standing in a McDonald's for four hours only to find out they sold out of Peanuts the Elephant Teeny Beanie Babies and having a breakdown.
Then there was the time I stood out in the rain in front of a toy store at 9 am on a Saturday morning in the hopes of getting one of those pastel rabbits.
I was slowly losing my marbles.
UMMMM isn't that the kid from "Not Another Teen Movie" & Freaks and Geeks? At like 30 seconds?
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:37am.
you just keep jiggling and you'll find the one, TITS, i got faith in ya!! *mesmerized by jiggling*... wait.. what was i saying?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE I've only come across the coles notes version.
If I knew the author maybe I could find the full unabridged book.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:20am.
heeheehee.... um... why?.. heehee!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:18am.
I'm still wondering who who who wrote the book of love.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
hey, an open post.. soo... yeah.. an open question to anyone...
did you ever wonder why, why you wonder why, about why you were wondering why?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Cut, uncut. It's like the back pages of a scene magazine.
I thought lefty's were the devil's minions.....
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Oh I hit a nerve. Hope it hurts. You know what I said is true. Moms on here posting pics of their kids. Get a life mom and do something worthy.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 9:19pm.
Uh, these folks, well, mostly the regular posters are in their 40s with kids and are shit moms that roost here all day bitching about celebs. The highlight of their day is when a "loonie" posts so they have something to bitch about and validate the time spent here rather than tending to their own households.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 9:19pm.
More to the point, why are YOU here? And look - my post is cluttered with two quotes! Suck it!
Submitted by Dopey on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 10:04pm.
And you are here watching. Pathetic.
For the rest - I suspect the Bag of Crazy is trademarking the name so it won't be used. time will tell.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
I don't understand what half of you are posting, because you clutter your retarded statements with quotes from other posters.
This shit is so twelve years ago, and only total white trash every touched the damn things.
I picked up a hot guy in 98 - we went to his apartment, and he had fucking Beanie Babies all over the place. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
Only trashy shit collected that stuff. The same people wear Crocs now. Morons.
Fuck, why is this post even here?
LOL. I have a Beanie Baby somewhere around here. It looks like a Pound Puppy more than anything else. I also have the original Tickle Me Elmo. Yes, I'm a child of the '90s.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
my avie is a good representation of me right now...
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
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All these hot girls are found on ___classymingle.com___ They are looking for wealthy lovers with fake names...millionaire and celebrities dating site. so if you are single, it's a big chance to meet your classy lover!!
WTF? That kid telling you to buy 3 beanies is Samm Levine from Freaks & Geeks.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 6:27pm.
Momus & Farrah- how about Master Baster?
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Me likes it.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Any sluts in Montreal? I will be invading your city in like 24 hours.
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Someday I'll wish upon a star, wake up where the clouds are far behind me, where troubles melt like lemon drops, high above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me, somewhere over the rainbow
Momus & Farrah- how about Master Baster?
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 6:06pm.
Hurry before she spawns again.
You are our savior for accepting this world-saving project.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 5:48pm
for as long as i live, i shall NEVER forget this wonderful gift.
*wipes off tears*
i'm going "trigger happy" on that ho.
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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 5:40pm.
*hands Farrah a Swingline Hi-Capacity Heavy Duty stapler filed with extra-heavy duty staples and an NRC-grade hazmat suit with respirator*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 5:36pm.
Since she had artificial insemination for all fourteen kids, I kinda think that no pussy was used.
How about Baster Beater?
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how about i make myself useful and go staple her inside out so NOTHING will ever come out of her? not even a fucking fart.
She could always become the spokeswhore for Staples..
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:45pm.
"Nadya Suleman, mother of 14, seeks to trademark her tabloid nickname"
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Octopussy???
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Pussy Galore?
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Since she had artificial insemination for all fourteen kids, I kinda think that no pussy was used.
How about Baster Beater?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:45pm.
"Nadya Suleman, mother of 14, seeks to trademark her tabloid nickname"
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Octopussy???
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Pussy Galore?
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
AW! Thanks momus! ♥
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 5:12pm.
momus - that's all been done!
Only candy here is Starbursts, and I seem to only like the pink ones......and those are all gone.
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Bummer.
*sends strawberry Starbursts*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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momus - that's all been done!
Only candy here is Starbursts, and I seem to only like the pink ones......and those are all gone.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 5:07pm.
I am all alone in the office. BOO!
*cranks music*
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Forage for snacks!
Maraud office supplies!
Take the most comfy chair!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I am all alone in the office. BOO!
*cranks music*
@Christina the hoff
Try this link
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wife-Guilty-Of-Husband-Timothy-Schuster...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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here is abby toll's:
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Happy Hour - yes, I believe I was the first one to say that!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:45pm
Wasn't it you that come out with that? Octopussy? ha ha .. I think she wants to trademark Octomom..
Apparently, I tried to climb out a 3rd story window one night. Luckily, my friend and her husband were sleeping on the couch or who knows what would have happened. No recollection...
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:41pm.
Speakin of crazy ya'll...
"Nadya Suleman, mother of 14, seeks to trademark her tabloid nickname"
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Octopussy???
Stoney, my bad, he's ummmmm... looks like daddy?
momus, that link is horrendous. what a world.
the mormans with the bunkers full of a year's supply of food and water are starting to look sane.
some district said they want to encourage kids to walk to school, cause of overweight issues.
yeah, fuck, better chubby than raped and dead..
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Speakin of crazy ya'll...
"Nadya Suleman, mother of 14, seeks to trademark her tabloid nickname"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0415091octo1.html
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Hoffy, that's my bastard with el bastardo. You remember little Clitoris Cumshot, right?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:38pm.
Ok, I have a better picture of clitty now so you can all see her precious face.
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She most def takes after her pa's side of family.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:35pm.
Testing. testes. testing.
Stoney, WTF is your avvie?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
The most comprehensive Huckaby/Cantu story is at
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/15/MNG91728G7.D...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Ok, I have a better picture of clitty now so you can all see her precious face.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09