Wednesday, April 15th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Um...Hugh, yeah, you've got a little penis milk above your lip. You might want to remember to look in the mirror after leaving the glory hole - Just Jared

Fuggie Fug keeps the paps from taking a picture of her diaper - Hollywood Tuna

What not to wear when you have a concave ass: these jeans - Popsugar

Two of Domino's greatest employees will be arrested for assault with a greasy booger - Towleroad

If Tater Head and Dita Von Teese had a broken condom baby - Egotastic!

Finally a real fucking sport (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A natural beauty in every way and I'm not being sarcastic (insert side-eye here) - Hollywood Rag

The glowing Saint Vadge is here to save the miserable and destitute people of Malawi - Lainey Gossip

I see nipples!!! - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


My friend recommended me a very hot place ___millionaire chats.com___, where you have the opportunity to make friends and chat with millionaires hot and sexy girls,supermodels and so on.First i can't believe and then I signed up there and i've got many friends including celebrities there,It's exciting.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:11am.
Women of a certain age look ridiculous in super baggy jeans. It's a teenage look at best.
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Morning, Joe! In Posh's defense, those are probably size 0 jeans she's wearing. lol

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Teddy Rubskin's picture

HAHAH How did I know the Tater-Teese was ERW? HAH

joe shmoe's picture

Women of a certain age look ridiculous in super baggy jeans. It's a teenage look at best.

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I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:58pm.

I may be alone here, but I love the X-Man series of movies and I cannot WAIT for Wolverine.
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Me too!

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Madonna has officially descended into disgusting territory. Right - now we're supposed to believe that the biggest media whore ever created is actually a Mother Theresa for our age. She's as delusional as Jacko and Octomom. Bleargh.

FritoDorito's picture

Those strippers were incredible. I got over my utter disgust for Drunken Stepfather for a whole 3 minutes while I watched those angels.
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I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............

it's like hugh jackmaninoff and robert clowny jr and dermis mulroney and javier boredom all rolled into one...odd

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Dirk Diggler's picture

The jizz on the upper lip thing... Happens to me all the time.

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I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............

Well that vid convinced me, Pole Dancing should be the next Olympic sport.
Gotta say, I am rather impressed.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 6:12pm.
That Drunken Stepfather link? ---- WOW!

i 2nd that, WOW!

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cdubya's picture

Shouldn't that Madonna pic be in the Photoshop awards category? Is she using the babies of Malawi's blood to keep her youthful glow? All girl's school, or youth serum stem cell factory?

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 6:12pm.

Hey, Socky! I learned the hard way that no matter how juicy the gossip, I always felt revulsed and dirty. Ick!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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That Drunken Stepfather link? ---- WOW!

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gia's picture

Posh actually looks like she gained an itty bit of weight. Just not in the ass.

Tyroan's picture

That Cityrag post is nipplicious!

pomegranate's picture

I'm looking forward to this, too. Jackman *and* Liev Schreiber?! Yay! And I can't wait to see the perp walks of the two Dominoes degenerates...they need to have the book thrown at them.

letinstar's picture

i shouldn't judge because i know all those strippers are just working their way through college...

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Posh - Um, WTF? Where'd her hiney go?

Why did I click on those nipple pix, WHY? My brain is now scarred.

ETA: Evan Rachel - Where'd her boobies go? And that bondage pic is sooo Bettie Page/Dita. Do something original for once, No Chest.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:58pm.
I may be alone here, but I love the X-Man series of movies and I cannot WAIT for Wolverine.

I loved the X men films too, but for some reason am not sure about this. Maybe it's an English thing as the X films had such notable persons as Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellan- you know how we hate a film if there are no lords in it!

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Strip clubs - I have been to quite a few as most of my friends have always been men, and at at freshly 18, then 21, they want to go, so if I wanted to go out, I went with.

I don't see the appeal, but whatever. The only time I enjoyed myself was when my ex paid for a private lap dance. THAT was hot.

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I may be alone here, but I love the X-Man series of movies and I cannot WAIT for Wolverine.

Master Blaster's picture

I've never understood the attraction to the whole stripclub thing. Some woman jiggling her bonbons to a Whitesnake song just doesn't do it for me. However, those women in the stripper pole competition were awesome! Your average skanky, drug-addled chocha shaker can't do that shit! It's definitely more interesting watching fit, athletic girls do amazing things with their bodies. They should make this an Olympic event immediately!

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SeH's picture

I don't care what people say about Fuggie because that dress is to KILL for. I like her gams too.

V Beckham in her hubby's jeans looks cute. Guy jeans aren't cut to accentuate their ass so of course it will look flat like that. She gets an A for affort from me.

Evan Rache... Mr Mansons chew toy needs to sit the fuck down. YOU ARE NOT SEXY just dense and slutty.

That poll dancing shit looks hella hard. I'll give props to those "strippers" for developing their upper body strength and flexibility.

That redic photo op shot of Madge with the natives has manifest destiny written all over it.

Bella's picture

Damn, Hillary Swank has fantastic tits...

xerquina's picture

that gap toothed girl(courtesy of Rourke) looks really stupid trying to look sexy.

lizzieb's picture

Mrs Beckham, please eat. Those empty jeans have made me feel ill.

On another note, Dolly Parton is just wonderful. I want to be her when I grow up,

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