Where Has Jerry Been Hiding These Two?!
Jerry O'Connell isn't exactly the most fascinating or glamorous dude in all the land and I know why. His parents kept all the glamour for themselves! Feast your eyes on them! Why doesn't Jerry bring them to the house more often? They should go everywhere he goes, because they actually make him look more interesting than a plate of steamed jicama.
Can you imagine spending time with them at their house? It would be like taking a hit of acid and then reading a Ghost World comic while an Alfred Hitchcock movie plays in the background. All their upholstered furniture is probably covered in plastic. Mrs. O'Connell serves you table crackers and tap water while Mr. O'Connell introduces you to their collection of taxidermy animals wearing glasses. You know they are crazy obsessive about their glasses. Mrs. O'Connell will slap a trick in the mouth if you even think of touching her glasses. I love them and want to party with them. I won't touch their glasses. And you know Mrs. O'C is wearing nipple tassles and a leather g under that coat. Homegirl has a wild side.
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Andy Warhol reminds me of Joe Dallesandro. And now I'm happy.
Mmmmmm.....Little Joe! He never once gave it away, everybody had to pay and pay.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
They kind of remind me of the pig nosed shop owner couple from the Brit Comedy Show "League of Gentlemen". You know, "Can I help you at all?", "This is a local shop for local people!"
Feast your eyes on them!
MK - you're killing me.
I like JOC, but why are his parents wearing each other's glasses?
Or is Mrs O'C wearing Larry Bud Melman's glasses?
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She's flat and that's that!
homg, the awesomeness. I'm jealous. Why didn't I think of this look?!!1 I know I can rock this ...
Socky, somehow I pictured your mil looking like Mrs. O'C.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Unless his mother has dementia. No one walks with their grandchild absolutely expressionless like that. She has no expression in EVERY photo.
There was a woman with Alzheimer's in our building and that's how she walked around.
god I love this.
Good Lawd - his mother is a foot taller than his father!! Not that there's anything wrong with that, as long as they're happy together. Those are their happy faces, right? BTW, the twinsies are so cute ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
That's not real. It can't be.
No American woman wears a babushka like that. My Hungarian great-aunts did. And my friend's German gramma did.
I call bullshit.
I like how the little one is looking at the babies in the third thumbnail. His expression says, "I just found a booger on my pizza."
Damn. Now I'm wondering what Mr. and Mrs. Giant Glasses look like when they're fucking. Do they take them off or not? I need a drink.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
No seriously....This is a joke, right?
Ummmm, yeah, Mrs. O looks like a dude. Is it possible that the 'rents picked up each others' glasses that day, and nobody had the heart to correct them? Though maybe it's a blessing, as the orange frames would've clashed mightily with the babushka, and we can't have that. Maybe Mr O was trying to save her from herself.
If I didn't see a baby head in that stroller, I'd swear the whole thing was full of cans and bottles.
Mrs. O'C has "Stage Mother" written all over that face!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Okay, this paragraph is MK's best thing ever:
"Can you imagine spending time with them at their house? It would be like taking a hit of acid and then reading a Ghost World comic while an Alfred Hitchcock movie plays in the background. All their upholstered furniture is probably covered in plastic. Mrs. O'Connell serves you table crackers and tap water while Mr. O'Connell introduces you to their collection of taxidermy animals wearing glasses. "
I laughed as hard as I would if I had seen Parasite Hilton go down a set of stairs after tripping on her own gigantic manfeet.
I feel terrible laughing. But they do kinda seem a bit Hitchcockian. Something about the dad kinda reminds me of Andy Warhol. Andy Warhol reminds me of Joe Dallesandro. And now I'm happy.
Roy Orbison and Andy Warhol , where's Biggie and Tupac?
It's a sad day when you're a grown man and your parents are still hotter than you.
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I dunno why, but I always get a kick out of couples where the woman towers over the dude. Especially in this age bracket.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. MK, you are killing me today.
I have loved Jerry O'Connell since Stand By Me, so I hate saying this, but I see where he gets his face from.
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Those people looking fucking grouchy.
So his parents are Zombies? COOL!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Homegirl has a wild side..... You make me soooo happy Michael!
LMFAO!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Holy shit! Funny!! Jerry O'Connell has two dads though?