Yodelayheehoo! Heidi Klum Might Be Knocked Up
I guess Seal's peen kissed Heidi Klum's rose (sorry), because she's got one of those baby things in her womb again! That's what sources close to the couple say anyway. According to E!, Heidi's baby has been cooking for around 4 months.
This baby friend will be her fourth child and her third with Seal. They already have two sons with reaaaaaaallly long names, 3-year-old Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel and 2-year-old Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. Damn, my eyeballs are heaving and shit from reading those two hundred mile long names. Heidi's 4-year-old daughter with Italian money bags Flavio Briatore has a much shorter name, Helene Klum. Do you think Leni feels inadequate with such a short name?
The seventh season of Project Runway will start shooting this summer, so Heidi will be really fat in all of the episodes. Oh, I can't wait for the maternity challenge, because you know it's coming. I hope they make the contestants use diapers as fabric and OctoMommy can be a judge.
Anyway, congrats to these fuck fiends! Heidi should remember to save her baby's placenta for a little placentaschnitzel.
Here's Heidi with her kids in NYC yesterday.
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I think the kids are really cute.
Seal is cool-shes probably OK except she seems kind of annoying with that yippy voice..
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Her daughter is adorable. The oldest boy hates the papz ha? and the little one is getting cuter.
Their names are long because they're father is West African (via London). The names probably have pretty mundane meanings - their birth-order, which day of the week they were born, etc... It's built-in genealogy.
She needs to do something with those kids' hair. If Angelina can have a nanny who speaks Namibian, then Heidi can get a nanny who braids. Dayum.
Heidi + Seal = Hideous kids
Boy, I can't over the fugliness of those kids. Scary shit.
Boy-oh-boy, there is one kid who really hates the paps!
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I am announcing that I am having the love child on Danny Bonaduce!
I am totally OVER THE F'IN MOON with the news!
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I fear your love child will be a hybrid of Carrot Top and Chucky! Get yourself to an abortion clinic.....stat!
Henri is one fugly child! There is absolutely nothing cute about that boy. He has a face only a mother could love.
Submitted by your ex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:03am.
HAHA! He totally does
I thought they had plenty of kids already, but whatever, they are rich, so they dont care about overpopulating the earth. They probably recycle stuff so they think its okay.
I thought she has been looking weird in the tummy area lately. She must be showing quite a bit at 4 months since this is her 4th child.
Those children look as if they were spawned in Hell. What a handful.
Congrats to her and Seal.She is a beautiful woman and wonderful mommy.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:12am.
Brilliant, my dear. So funny.
and Breakdown- I would think Germany would be an ok place to raise bi racial kids- I've only been to 3 countries so not very well traveled- but I would assume they would more progressive. then again I've never visited Germany.
Ah well. The kids are cute, could well be spoiled but I'd probably spoil mine more too if I had that kind of cash.
Someone made a good point though- some young kids see all of these celebs getting pregnant and suddenly it's 'trendy' to be pregnant and the ones who cannot afford kids will go do it anyway. 'OMG! I'm going to be pregnant when Nicole Richie is PREGNANT!"
I like them as a couple, and I am sure they don't live in Germany, because it is not the ideal place to raise mixed race children.
How many baby daddies does Heidi Klum have? I have never really followed her or seen her show even once!
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Those kids all look like they've been mainlining Pixie Stix.
love the kids' reactions to the paps -- go Baby Seals!
I just saw a picture of a friend (grown up) wearing the same hoodie that kid is wearing. Anyone knows where they get them?
I've seen Heidi and her kids in person, Henri is ugly...the rest are really cute.
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god those kids are ugly
I'll get excited about the 7th season when I see the 6th on Lifetime. I don't even watch that channel. Lifetime better rent the Goodyear blimp to advertise the PR schedule.
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That older child looks like an asshole.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:36am.
HAHA thats funny..
i really had no other way to describe him..
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I must admit, that I like Heidi and Seal (not his music necessarily but his gentle nature). They make a good couple and seem to adore each other without famewhoring it all. She has a cute personality with a little bit of devil. They can afford the children so God Bless 'Em. The names seem to reflect both of their heritage, which is nice. At least it isn't Apple or whatever stupid stuff some of these doofuses name their kiddles. Bronx Mowgli wtf is that?
My next child will be Pocahontas Spongebob Corleone Focker. That sounds like a nice name.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:42am.
and you k now, i can believe that seal is probably a really great guy. but that david copperfield. he must have a really big willy for him to snag the supermodels cause really he seems like a really big prick. cause claudia schiffer didnt need to be with him for the moolah
Heidi Klum generally walks around with a fucking smile plastered on her face like she's a goddamn drunken clown. I hate this Teutonic hussy!!!
I like the unadorned look: no make-up and no-frills hair. This is not just a "mom for show."
The angry one looks sorta aboriginee and the baby sorta looks like the cover of Notorious BIG's album
Those boys are going to grow up good looking. You'll see.
Jesus people, fucking stop with the fucking litters!!!!!!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:12am.
She's eaten more Seal meat than the entire Palin family.
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@ Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:12am.
She's eaten more Seal meat than the entire Palin family.
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i didn't think that would be possible...and yet so true!
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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:28am.
me thinks that supermodels like the fug guys...look at claudia schiffer didnt she date that ugly sod david copperfield ?
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Ha ha ha! Your right! I wonder how long into their first date did he say "I'm really attracted to you for your personality and intelligence."?
Oh, that's so cynical on my part. I need some http://icanhascheezburger.com/.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:12am.
She's eaten more Seal meat than the entire Palin family.
HAHAHAHAH pure excellence! haha
Speaking of babies, does it annoy anyone else that so much daytime television is FLOODED with baby programming--specifically TLC and Discovery Health and the like? I like shows like Mystery Diagnosis and shows about medical problems and blah blah but I can't watch them until like 10 p.m.
Her kids are fugly just like Seal.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:28am.
You had me at "ugly sod"
How I love to cuss people in british.
Bugger it!
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I like her. I think their family is cute. Also, I fins it refreshing that as many haters as there are on dlisted, there aren't any racist comments being made about these children.
*cheers*
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Seal is working that snatch!
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the condom business must projecting major losses with all these fertile people spitting out the kids like a water fountain...
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:21am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:17am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:14am.
me thinks that supermodels like the fug guys...look at claudia schiffer didnt she date that ugly sod david copperfield ?
Submitted by Rebitcha on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:20am.
Her older son has some major emotional issues! Jeeez!
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I think it's probably moreso a case of a 3 year old not liking a crowd of strangers swarming him, his mother, and his siblings (the younger one looks scared in some pics).
He's doing his most ferocious 'step off' face. ;)
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This place has got everything.
I am announcing that I am having the love child on Danny Bonaduce!
I am totally OVER THE F'IN MOON with the news!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:17am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:14am.
How many kids do they need? USE A CONDOM.
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Hell, just look at his face, that should be pretty effective birth control right there.
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Love is blind, baby! Either that or Seal has phenomenal bedroom skills.
Her older son has some major emotional issues! Jeeez!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:14am.
How many kids do they need? USE A CONDOM.
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Hell, just look at his face, that should be pretty effective birth control right there.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
STOP THE BABY FAD!!
too many young people who cannot afford a baby are following on it getting pregnant I know of about 6 couples that are doing it its annoying.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Just like a German to have some hard-working ova…combine that with Super Seal Sperm and whamo! I'm surprised she hasn't gotten pregnant more often.
And that outfit is looking very Katie Holmesy.
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This place has got everything.
so many bahbies
How many kids do they need? USE A CONDOM.