Vh1 Has Answered My Prayers!!!!
There really is a God and its name is Vh1, because my prayers have really paid off! Vh1 has announced that the greatest thing to ever happen to American Idol (next to Simon's chichis), Fantasia, will star in a reality show that will debut in 2010. Everybody wind your clocks forward really fast simultaneously, so 2010 can come sooner! Seriously, not since Being Bobby Brown....
The show will follow Fantasia as she dodges calls from collectors and fights with check cashing cashiers. You know, just a day in the life. This is the kind of show that was made just for drinking games! Every time they show Fantasia's bawling pits, you have to take a shot of Malibu and passion fruit Jello (I've really had that).
Seriously, my Tivo is even jizzing itself over this soon-to-be epic mess!
Fantasia's reality show will be brought to you by panty liners and Rosetta Stone.
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She has a hideous voice. I still don't get why she won. She has the voice of a cartoon mouse. Her fugliness is just icing on the tranny mess.
I cannot possibly wait till 2010! We need to start a campaign to get this on the air like yesterday!
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LOL @ the bebe duds.. She and Octomom must share the same trashy lifestyle. Her show will be canceled by the first commercial break.
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I like her.
Finally, a serious contender to replace "Being Bobby Brown" as the jewel of craziness in my heart! I thought it was "Hey Paula" but they nipped that in the bud after Paula was too craziness!
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I guess this ghetto hippo needs to pay her bills somehow and this is the easiest way for her to do it without actually having to work (like in "The Color Purple").
I thought she was turning tricks behind the dumpster at her local Denny's.
DG ha ha I was friends with his parents too, I used to tell his Mom anytime she wants to kick him out the basement he can move in with me. Sigh...Later I'mma check if I still have any of his emails!
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
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The black Jade Goody.
Lovesit.
You mean to tell me that's not Shrek with a tan and short bob weave?!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I like that Frank just can't make it out of the parents basement! Is it true, does he live in his parents basement Snowy?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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I know right? Snow and I have the same taste in menziz
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 11:23am.
You used to talk to Frank, The Entertainer?! HAHAHAHA! You are a specvial girl, yes, you are!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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I would watch if she goes back to the seventh grade and learns how to speak and write and takes a sex ed class.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
ricki: I think I have to vote for Frenchie, she makes me laugh so hard, I love the close captioning oh her speeches.
The Entertainer used to chat with me on myspace, before he blew up , LOL back in his I luv NY days
have we seen this before? I'm not sure?
Adam doing Gnarls Barkley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBlmcak7cuA
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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hiya Snow
I love me some hot ghetto mess... here's to hoping that she manages to have a pregnancy scare, foreclosure, and get a new weave all in one season.
I cannot stand this twat. ANd her voice! UGH! Worse than fucking Macy Gray. I CANNOT NOT stand either or their voices!
WON'T WATCH.
Yes Snowpiece! The Entertainer is so douchey hot. I want to fuck him in his parents' basement! hehe He was also fucking Destiney from Rock of Love and Charm School 2 during...I Love Money 1, I believe? lol
Buckwild is the shit. I was sooo pissed when 20 Pack got rid of her. I hope Saaphyri makes it to the end, she's the only interesting one left (Angelique is cool in my book too). Fuck Myammee and Ice and PRANCER, that TURTLE-FACED BITCH!!! Hahahahaha
ricki! I love you so much for quoting Buckwild!ahahahah Did I ever tell you I am so in lust with The Entertainer? ha ha I can't believe he's fucking her, I totally have a chance, LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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The season finale will be a cliffhanger when she applies for food stamps.
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Just what we need more ghetto tv crap for the masses.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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She needs to go to a nail and hair salon that won't give her the five dollar hookers at the point look.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
did she gain some weight?
another show i won't watch
Why is it that every time I look at her I wonder how badly she must smell?
I used to like VH1 with it's 'I love the 70's, 80's etc series. Now they are joining the ranks of devout trashiness (wait Rock of Love is on VH1 too huh?).
Nevermind.
I've seen tulip bulbs smaller than her nose, only same shape
you know who needs a reality show?
this guy on springer last week married his Real doll
that would be must see TV.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
ok, that is IT. Viacom, along with Ryan Seacrest needs to be DESTROYED.
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She's like Buckwheat on HGH
Oh God. Fantasia is, in the immortal words of Becky Buckwild, "a turtle-faced bitch" lol. She's also borderline retarded, lazy (she canceled a large percentage of her Color Purple performances, forcing the understudy to take her place), and violent (my friend was one of the stage managers for The Color Purple and said she hit him rather hard on more than one occasion, "jokingly" but with anger). Fuck this illiterate sleazebag ho.
Thank you God !!!! Finally some must see TV !!!!
I miss the show Being Bobby Brown... it always seems as though the fun shows dont last too long on air...
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There could be around the clock programming on VH1 just for AI has-beens.
It was shocking how bloated and disgusting Nikki McKibbin has become on Celeb rehab/Sober house. Wonder if she managed to stay off the booze and coke..
I so miss hearing BobbyBrowwwwwn. LMAO I hope Fantasia can bring that touch of class that the airways seem so deprived of these days. Can't wait to find out what new jewels of sayings will be added to our vocabulary.
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me thinks she needs to be on that tv show maxed out if shes dodging calls from creditors and visiting payday loan places
I think it's a shame Fantasia failed to use the opportunity she was given wisely because she is by far the best performer I've seen on American Idol (I haven't watched it for a while though).
can't wait...this is going to be a hot mess!
Will one episode be devoted to her getting a new crunk?
Wow, 10 posts (including this one)….if anyone from VH1 is reading, this is a good indication as to how popular this show will be.
*yawn & stretch*
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how long will tasia be wearing braces...seems like it's been years already...
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She looks like Louie Armstrong in drag
I didn't know BeBe made clothes that would fit her. Oh wait, they don't fit her. Never mind!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yea, shes pretty amorphous
VH-1 never ceases to amaze me with the levels they will stoop to for a show!
Who in the f, wants to see her drenched armpits every week? She is sooo boring!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Damn, that is one ugly beyotch.
This girl is really strange looking. Her head is shaped like an eggplant.
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