Thursday, April 16th 2009

The Mug Shots Of Domino's Greatest Employees

The two foolios who posted videos on YouTube of themselves doing gross things to the food at Domino's were arrested and charged with distributing prohibited foods. That's just legal talk for "ass queefing on pepperoni." The po-po in Conover, NC said 32-year-old Michael Setzer already was released on bail, but 31-year-old Kristy Hammonds is still marinating in a cell.

Kristy needed to spend more quality time with those jerked up eyebrows and less time videotaping ole' boy effing his nostril with a piece of cheese before placing it on a sub. Seriously, the face should not have two different eyebrows. I know meth probably made the one on the left more spazzy, but a few plucks and a swipe from a Sharpie would fix that! I hope that while Kristy is sitting in a cell, she thinks long and hard about the pain she caused her eyebrows. Oh yeah, and she should also think about how drizzling butt air on people's food isn't right. Yeah, that's not good.

Source: AP

Posted by: Michael K


A little while ago some woman ordered chinese food. When the food got delivered & she went to eat it. The woman discovered a whole deep fried mouse on top of her food. Bleh, after that story I can't eat chinese food without thinking that it can be rat/mouse/cat/dog meat lol.

Idiots. Someone should shit on their prison food & pee in their lemonade.

I think what these two people (and I use the word lightly) did thinking it was cute and funny should get a taste of their own medicine I wonder how proud their parents are or if they dare to show their faces around town any more (guess she wont have to worry on the a while)
you both deserve to have the book thrown at you and hopefully it would be thrown w/ great aim and speed to knock even a small bit of sense in to you but I highly doubt you would benefit from it

Plecostomus's picture

This keeps getting better. One of those twats turns out to be a registered sex offender:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0416091dominos1.html

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Axl's picture

Peoples are jest gettin' weirder

Manimal5's picture

31-year-old Kristy Hammonds is still marinating in a cell.

I wonder who's going to wackoff in her beef stew in prison.

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mimi's picture

i think they are too old to act like kids...

LunaChick's picture

I'm so glad I live in a town where there are plenty of small, family run pizzerias.

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roxie's picture

Domino's is gross. I'm glad I have lots of way better pizza places to choose from.

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I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............

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@ xxyxz on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:36pm.

I guess I'll have to quit Sunday

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Letinstar

I guess I'll have to quit Sunday

Devilgirl :)

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:33pm.
I work at Dominos ...But I'm only 29.

HAHAHAHAHA! You funny girl!

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I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:33pm.
I work at Dominos ...But I'm only 29.

that's different...now if you were 30, then you deserve to be tied behind a car and dragged...;)
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xxyxz's picture

I work at Dominos ...But I'm only 29.

letinstar's picture

these two twats that pulled this stunt are over 30?
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Katt's picture

Working at Domino's in your 30s? What winners.
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Whatever's picture

I bet the prison food they were served was full of snot and crap. They deserve it.

SeH's picture

Urge to kill... rising...

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Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:55pm
I worked at a Baskin Robbins in high school and we basically sterilized EVERYTHING every night. It was a total pain in the ass cleaning that place because everything was sticky by the end of the night.

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:46pm.
I've never gotten a case of the running blow-barfs from eating Chinese food, but I have from eating at Burger King.
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Thanks for introducing that term to my life: "the running blow barfs"... simply poetic.

OnT: I hope they get ass raped and they should be sterilized IMMEDIATELY. They are not fucking right in the brains.

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That wasn't not funny Michael and Kristy!!!!! I hope you both end up in the poke for a long ass time. I agree Gia that cameras should be put in kitchens of restaurants, including fast food joints. Maybe if employees knew they were being taped, they wouldn't do this kind of shit.

Bella's picture

Christ, when I heard this story (didn't bother to look at the video) I assumed that it were some kids fooling around, fucking morons...

gia's picture

They need to die! Fucking with peoples food is soooo wrong on so many levels. I hope someone makes an example out of them & they get massively punished. Places need to install hidden cameras in the kitchens to prevent this fuckery from happening as often as I bet it does. I want to gag just thinking about it.

Liv's picture

Ugh, looking at this makes me recall a website I came across where waitstaff does some pretty gross stuff as revenge or just to be nasty. The stained apron.com.-there are some pretty entertaining stories on there.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:46pm.
ERRRGHHHH I cancelled my order & pointed out the error of his ways. I think I heard him call me an bitch as I flounced out. (haha)
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twiddlebug1's picture

food terrorists.

twiddlebug1's picture

its isn't OK to fuck with people's food. so wrong. so wrong.

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Here is another link for their disgusting video taken down from YouTube:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8zsdd_dominos-pizza-gross-employees-fi...

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Let me just say from the other end of this, as someone who works in a restaurant, do you know how freeking time consuming it is to have a bar full of tags, waiting to be made and 6 people staring at you, wanting to pay for their food togo and you have to stop making drinks, wash your hands, complete the money transactions, wash your hands, proceed to make more dirinks, more togo orders arrive, wash, rinse repeat. It's a pain in the ass. But it NEEDS to be done.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:46pm.
ERRRGHHHH I cancelled my order & pointed out the error of his ways. I think I heard him call me an bitch as I flounced out. (haha)
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the ice cream water @ baskin robbins always grosses me out. + you know it's tap.

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I've never gotten a case of the running blow-barfs from eating Chinese food, but I have from eating at Burger King.

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I get SO pissed off when I go into a sandwich shop or whatever and someone starts making my sandwich & they're not wearing those disposable gloves & don't wash their hands first. Or, recently, I ordered a sandwich and the guy making it kept wiping the knife he was using to cut the sandwiches on a filthy dishcloth. ERRRGHHHH I cancelled my order & pointed out the error of his ways. I think I heard him call me an bitch as I flounced out. (haha)

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de Cosmos's picture

When do we get to watch their sex tape?

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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:24pm.

no fear of that here in toronto. in chinatown they just use rats lol

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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:28pm.
i haven't eaten meat from a chinese place in years, for fear of eating the poor alley kitty.
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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:24pm.

i haven't eaten meat from a chinese place in years, for fear of eating the poor alley kitty.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:24pm.

NO, No no! the are way closer to charlotte than RTP and Raleigh!
and they should stay there.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

You would be surprised (and disgusted) at what goes on in restaurant kitchens. Eat out at your own risk!

Reeter's picture

A few years ago, here in DFW, they had news reports on filthy Chinese restaurants and it grossed me out to the point I quit Chinese fast food.
This has pretty much curbed my craving for pizza now. Sick morons!

TexnDoc's picture

Where's all the Florida bashing? Oh - North Carolina. "Research Triangle", all that shit. Say no more (I knew they were from there).

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I’m pretty sure that the space between her eyebrows is the same width of a Bic Lady Shaver.

Huh.

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moriah's picture

I didn't realize their age. I think their behavior seems right for late teens/early 20's.. but for 30 somethings to behave this way is just embarrassing.

M.E.'s picture

Sorry Stoney - Blame foodnetwork for my loss of interest in bacon.

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Stoney

I say bring on the bacon. The more the betta!

EastEndGirl's picture

Thanks you guys. Off to grocery store will go with what looks freshest.

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:18pm.

You guys don't like fried pig buttholes on your salads? Well to each his own.

mmmmmm buttholes

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You guys don't like fried pig buttholes on your salads? Well to each his own.

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