Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This Stepford Wife is close to splitting from her husband. She has actually consulted with several high-profile divorce lawyers on both coasts. The main issue here seems to be custody of their kid/s, whom the husband is intent on keeping. Thankfully, she’s gotten her parents involved, even though she had distanced herself from them over the past few years. No It’s Not: Nicole Kidman. (Blind Gossip)
There's only one celebwhore who has the dead and glazed eyes of a Stepford Wife, but that sounds way too good to be true. Besides, doesn't that weepy robot have a 10-year-contract?
Which funnyman doesn't even bother to hide his drug habit? When pals come to visit his pad, they're just as likely to see baggies of cocaine lying around as they are to see throw pillows. (Gatecrasher)
Mickey Rooney, of course. I would say Andy Dick, but is he considered funny and a man?
This B list movie actor is on the cusp of A list. He had a breakout year last year. He considers himself to be a method actor to some extent. For researching one role he spent a great deal of money on drugs. Just for research mind you. Since he considered the research crucial to his acting performance he wanted to know if he could deduct the $15,000 he spent on drugs. (CDAN)
James Franco? And Blohan should bitch out her agent for not getting her that role.
Which singer/talk show hostess should be more careful where she shops? She was taken recently to a downtown storage facility where she bought $10,000 worth of luxury designer goods of dubious provenance — not fake, but fallen off the truck. (Page Six)
Kathie Lee Gifford?! And why does that make me happy?
This mummy has been passing stories on the set about how she drinks a glass or two of wine every night. No problems with that, except that she said she did so when she was still breastfeeding. We hope she was joking, but she’s not really known for her sense of humor. It’s not Jennifer Garner. (BuzzFoto)
A little booze in the leche never hurt anybody! Besides, baby has all day to sleep off its hangover. My guess is Rebecca Romjin, because she's the first chick that popped into my head.
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1. Kate Holmes
2. Seth Rogen or Adam Sandler
3. Seth Rogen
4. Tyra
5. Have no idea
The last one is Goopy, I'll bet anything. The "mummy" was a giveaway (cuz she's british like Vadge now) and she was drinking Guinness in her 3rd trimester with Moses. It was in the gossip sites. God, I hope that first one is Katie. I can't wait to see her transform back into a human.
To the person that wanted to know if Blind Items are ever true... go to BlindGossip.com and click solved to see the ones that were figured out. That should restore your hope. Cheers!
Katie's an idiot. She's probably FINALLY realized what everyone was trying to tell her before she married Tiny Tom.
Funnyman cokehead = Seth Rogen? He was very open about his pot usage, and it is rumored he switched from pot to coke to lose that weight.
Singer/talk show hostess = Tyra? Bitch is cheap. She scrapes lipstick out of the bottom of the tube. Even I don't do that.
Actor wants to deduct drugs = Lies!!! Even dumbfuck Hollywood actors know you can't fucking deduct illegal shit on your tax returns.
"How many of these blind items EVER come out being true anyway. Please give me some examples, I need my faith renewed."
It seems like most of the gay or drug ones come true, but in Hollywood, that's like shooting fish in a barrel.
The picture sure looks like tom and katie.
The first one is Faith Hill and Tim McGraw.
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
How many of these blind items EVER come out being true anyway. Please give me some examples, I need my faith renewed.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
I hope it's Katie. Her dad is a lawyer.
Um, you totally can have a glass of wine or two a night while breastfeeding. AND at the end of your pregnancy you can have a half glass or gllas as well!! I had a high risk specialist for my OB/GYN and he recommended it! And actually beer helps bring in your milk.....
Oh Please, please, please let it be Katie!!!
#1 - Katie really looks miserable, but couldn't it be Posh? She is looking really ragged and unahppy and I see she wants to stay in LA. Does Posh even have parents? Or it could be most any Hollywood couple with kid/s.
#3 sounds like Ryan Gosling. He is not yet an A-lister, and did a film a couple of years ago where he played a drug addict.
Submitted by justjane on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 6:57pm.
Why is custody such a big issue with the Cruises?
Tom wants her brought up as a strict COSist.
Why is custody such a big issue with the Cruises? Unless she is unfit she should have no problem...of course, she'll probably end up dead in the shower "accidently". Scientologists are scary (looking over shoulders)>
didn't tori spelling talk about having to call her mother mummy growing up? also "passing stories" kinda reminds me of that sTori telling book she put out recently.
that is KATIE from behind???????
major congrats out to Tom, sans the penis, he finally got the man of his dreams....
jebus sweet christ.
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Isn't James Franco an A-lister? And #4 might be Gwyneth Paltrow, who's filming Iron Man 2. She did say that she drank beer when she was pregnant.
Then again, as Stoney said, that could be anyone! My money is on AD tho.
The main reason I don't believe that MiserAlba is the boozy breastfeeder is that the item talks of her being on the set.
Is MiserAlba currently working on a movie or TV show?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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# 2 is TOTALLY Andy Dick. We went to some bizarre party at this place and there were drugs everywhere! Not to mention some weird midget, and what looked like a couple hookers (male and female). Scary tid bit: he lives across the street from an elementary school, balcony looking right at the playground. I find that disturbing...
Wow. I kinda thought Katie would never get away from Xenu Tom...The fact that the BI mentions getting her parents involved seals it for me since Katie's dad is an attorney.
I agree with the other poster that mentioned the singer/host is probably Lily Allen...Lily loves her designer duds and by her own admission has said she is a bit financially stretched at the moment.
The boozing momma not known for her sense of humor could be Jessica Alba.
1. Can part of their divorce agreement be that they both disappear?! One can only hope this is Katie and that the only things she loses custody of are the midget and her sucking-on-a-lemon-I'm-suddenly-the-shiz-bc-I-married-a-rich-gay-man-grin.
2. Tracy Morgan
3. Rogen; Franco actually has a brain.
4. Kathie Lee!
5. Tori Spelling did this, too, but it was more like most a bottle of vino. This one is probably Romijn; she and Jerry still party. Still, nothing wrong with some wine, so long as you let it leave your system before you feed again...
That first one better be Katie (who else could it be?) and it better be real, because it actually gives me hope for the poor girl, and it wouldn't be nice to mess with my delicate feelings like that. And not for nothin', isn't her dad a divorce attorney??? I hope she escapes from that Scientologist nutbag once and for all; if she has another kid with him, it's all over. Run, Katie, run!
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"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
#2 Pauly???? don't do drugs!!
Sheeps - BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!
I know you funny bastard!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:26pm.
I know, but it was more of a "complete lie" than a statement.
For #2...Robin Williams?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:23pm.
No, you can't deduct illegal expenses or gambling debts. But that means there's a leak at his CPA's office.
I bet a glass or two of wine when the mums is still breastfeeding is not harmful. It gets filtered and might be nil in the milk after an hour or two. Besides, my mom drank stronger stuff while breastfeeding me and I never even touch alcohol.
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Sheeps my love, this statement doesn't help. LOL
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 3:56pm.
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But isn't her father a very well-respected lawyer? As are her brothers, I think. Surely money can't buy everything?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
No, you can't deduct illegal expenses or gambling debts. But that means there's a leak at his CPA's office.
I bet a glass or two of wine when the mums is still breastfeeding is not harmful. It gets filtered and might be nil in the milk after an hour or two. Besides, my mom drank stronger stuff while breastfeeding me and I never even touch alcohol.
<"Look at Nicole Kidman. Tom got primary custody.">
Back then TommyGirl didn't have a history of rather maniacal behavior for all the world to see that makes any publicist in Hollywood queasy and thankful they have nothing to do with him.
#2 Tracey Morgan??
on another note...
a woman CAN drink if she breastfeeds, as long as she waits the alloted time between feedings (1 glass= 1 hour) to feed her child.
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I suck at these but I believe James Franco has been around for a while now so its not him maybe Seth?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
LOL at Xenu.
And M.E.
uh mickey rooney is too old to do coke. one snort and he's dead.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
As always, to be contrary:
1. Lisa Rinna
2. Carlos Mencia
3. Shia LeBoeuf
4. Tyra Banks
5. Jamie Pressly
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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So Katie is making a run for it, eh? Well I know for a fact that she is WELL stocked with some good lawyers. She also dumb as a rock. But has a legal team that will rip Tommy Girl a new asshole if needed.
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Hekki - with BB#1 I had issues, mainly because I didn't establish a big enough supply in the beginging due to being nervous. With #2...WHOA!
We went to Jamaica when Big D was 6 months old (with out him) and I was pumping every two hours, feeding it to a kitten there who had adopted us.
Poor kittah was most likely DRUNK! LOL
Apparently Katie has enough shoes now.
TexnDoc - the CO$ has lots and LOTS of $$$$$.
Look at Nicole Kidman. Tom got primary custody.
M.E.: Me too! Fortunately I never had a single problem BFing or with supply. I wasted SO MUCH milk. I swear I'm gonna try to sell it this time. It's illegal in NYC, though.
Since when has a court EVER awarded a kid to a father when the mother is not incapacitated or unable to care for the kid? Are you going to tell me well-documented loon Tom is going to portray Katie as un-fit? Laughable, even for a California court.
Please let Katie be the 1st BI answer. If I can't take much more of the GMD, I've no idea how she can.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
OMG, I really hope #1 is Katie. She needs to get away from the creepy midget and his sick cult ASAP!
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
1. Based off this pic, methinks Tommy hit that shit from behind. Good luck getting outta that marriage, Katie.
2. Steve-O? He's not funny, but he is a man with a drug habit.
3. James Franco or Seth Rogen.
4. I have no idea. Wouldn't surprise me if Kathie Lee bought shit off a truck. And that bitch ain't no singer.
5. Mmmmmmm, booze and breastfeeding. How do you think us moms got back to sleep after midnight feedings?
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Stoney - I'm guessing "throw pillows" is a hint.
Hekki - PUMP n DUMP!
God I hated dumping those bottles after having a couple drinks!
But then again, I had 3 months worth in the freezer at all times and fresh for the next day.
I were a milk cow.
The funnyman cokehead could be ANYONE. Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, any late night talk show host, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, David Spade, Steve Carell, Jim Carrey...
That blind is WAY too broad. Unless throw pillows is a clue, there's no way to know who it is.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
1. Yes yes yes, it's KatE
2. Tracy Morgan
3. ???
4. Like the Kathie Lee guess
5. ???
You know, there were times when I would pump a bottle for the little Hekki, have a glass of wine and pump two hours later and dump that milk. I did that about three times in her whole life; not every night!
I've pretty much given up drinking anyway. You never know when you're going to have to drag a kid to the ER. If you show up smelling like booze (even if you were out on a date and left the kids with a sitter), they have to report you to CPS. Not worth risking it. And I sure don't miss the hangovers.
Um. You can have a glass of wine or a cup of coffee. It's not gonna hurt the kid. Geez...
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