Single White Female: The Mother Daughter Version
Is it creepy to drag your 28-year-old daughter to your plastic surgeon's office, point at her face and tell him, "Give me this"? 50-year-old Jane cunt-cunt-cunt-Cunliffe from the UK doesn't think so. Jane brags to the Daily Mail that she's spent around $15,000 to look exactly like her daughter Janet (the trick on the right). It's nice to know that Britain has their very own Brooke and Linda Hogan.
It all started when Jane moved in with Janet after breaking up with her boyfriend. Jane started going out with Janet and her friends, but felt like an old, fat, ratty, busted up hag compared to them. She decided to do something about it, so she lost a bunch of weight and called up a plastic surgeon in Croatia she read about. Jane said, "I envied Jane's crinkle-free eyes, full lips and luscious, long blonde hair,' says Janet. 'I was desperate to look more like my daughter, but knew no wrinkle creams could ever wind back the clock that far."
Jane, who already had plastic titty sacks put in a few years ago, flew out to Croatia to have her eyes and nose done. When she got back to Britain, she completed the makeover by getting her lips pumped and polyester blonde hair put in. The transformation is now complete!
Nowadays, Jane can't wait to go out and slut it up with her own daughter. Jane says they get mistaken for sisters all the time which makes her nipples queef out of excitement. Janet, the daughter, added, "Actually, I love us looking the same, we're closer than ever and she's the sister I always wanted and never had."
This actually wasn't that creepy to me until my gutter brain pictured Jane and Janet comparing vaginas in the mirror to see which one looked more toddler-like.
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Wow, I don't know what the lady is smoking, but has she LOOKED at her daughter?!
I don't know if the older women was hideous before, or the plastic surgeon was really great, but she looks a thousand times better then her ugly ass daughter. Girl has beak instead of a nose.
Mommy should drag her daughter into the Doc. and be like " Make HER look like ME!"
Creepy. Also creepy to give your kid almost the same name as you. All she did is add a T to Jane. If that was my mom I'd move to a different country.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 4:44pm.
Hey, I had never heard of either one. (I do know the Bev Center...) I work near Century City.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 6:06pm.
Clarisse & Sheeps, Largo is a restaurant/bar/club on Fairfax, pretty much across the street from Canter's Deli.
This is Largo at the Coronet north of the Beverly Center.
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NOOOO! Like the Highlander, "there can be only one!"
Never heard of the BevCen Largo, interesting... they're so close to each other! Well, enjoy :)
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Submitted by PhantomDog on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:25am.
what's the Brit equivalent of trailer trash?
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idk... maybe Council House Cunts?
Getting surgery and wanting to look your best is fine. But, WTF is up with wanting to look like your daughter, hang out with your daughter and pretend like she's your sister. Freak show!
Disturbing daughter with disturbed mother. You know mom's a doubly screwed up mess; going to Croatia for plastic surgery? To look like her daughter? You know KNOW she's going to screw her kid's boyfriends but that's standard for...what's the Brit equivalent of trailer trash?
TracyLynn is right: the Daily Mail link tells the real story.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:17pm.
Bitch was not trying to look like her daughter. She was trying to look better than her daughter, and she SUCCEEDED
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I completely agree...The mother is way prettier & even a tad bit classier looking than the fugly looking skank daughter. The only thing she wanted like her daughter was the youthfulness. Her daughter has squinty eyes, a huge schnoz & a witchy poo mouth, who would want that???
Ahh, how I love the smell of neurosis first thing in the morning...
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She knows she doesn't look like her daughter at all, right?
Brooke & Linda definitely win. Sorry, dahlings.
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ITA, the daughter should be pissed that Mom didn't give her the money to fix that honker!
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Holy crap! You have to CLICK on the LINK under their picture and see what these two whores look like when the go out to the bar together and don't have professionals dressing them, and doing their hair and makeup.
Is memaw wearing a wig? I noticed that she had to wear platform shoes so that she'd be taller than the daughter for the photo. Everything else matches. Why not the shoes? And memaw's have be leopard platforms, with a 5" heel? I think she's suffering from early onset alzheimers.
Doesn't she know that her hands give her age away, as do her eyes. You can't remove an aged expression from your eyes. What you've lived and seen and know are in your eyes. No matter how great your plastic surgeon is.
that's some PATTY DUKE SHOW SHIT!!!
Moms could get it!!!
Daughter...NO!!!
(BTW...what in the HOLY HELL is going on in Great Britain concerning plastic surgery)...
I mean, what KIND of FUCKERY IS THIS?!?!
Mom should have given her daughter some of that money so the girl could get her nose fixed. Now the daughter looks old enough to be the mother and the mother looks young enough to be the daughter. It's fucking insane!!!
She looks good, I almost hate to admit it, but it IS good to see decent plastic surgery for once. On the other hand, parents shouldn't party with their kids.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:05pm.
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Ummm that's ever so slightly unnecessary.
Why did the mum give her daughter a variation of her own name? Seems she was warped even when she gave birth.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Horrible and faaaaaaaaaaaake!
Oh....Those crazy Nelson twins.....what will they do next?
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Thanks Unc Ash! Ha!
I had an old college buddy move in and she became white, single female. Whatta lesson to learn at my age but better to have learned it. *shudders*
The one on the right looks like a man
Submitted by areptiledisfunction on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:46pm.
I don't know if anyone has said this or not but those orangey-tan pantyhose aren't helping the situation. They always remind me of old ladies
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heh heh heh. good call.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:17pm.
Bitch was not trying to look like her daughter. She was trying to look better than her daughter, and she SUCCEEDED, but then again Tori Spelling could have done the same...GASP!!! We've found beyootay contest Tori could conceivably (but not inevitably...;-( ) WIN!!! Enter Tater Head for the third contestant and you at least have a hung jury!...I mean, maybe???
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I'll set up the gallows.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Why did they dress and pose them identically, including the bogus wine glasses, but dint match the shoes?
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
It's sad that before reading the actual article, while trying to figure out which one might be the mom I really couldn't decide.
Good decision on her part not to get her daughter's nose.
The mom looks pretty great for her age, especially if you compare her with the before picture from the link.
I don't know which of these bitches is uglier. Oh wait... yes I do.
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Do you like American Music?I like American Music!
Um, I like their shoes....
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Bitch was not trying to look like her daughter. She was trying to look better than her daughter, and she SUCCEEDED, but then again Tori Spelling could have done the same...GASP!!! We've found beyootay contest Tori could conceivably (but not inevitably...;-( ) WIN!!! Enter Tater Head for the third contestant and you at least have a hung jury!...I mean, maybe???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:33pm.
"They look just alike"?
Excuse me, but am I the only one who sees a BIG difference in the schnozz?
Both the honker and teefs. The daughter most likely will be trying to keep up with mom next.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I don't know if anyone has said this or not but those orangey-tan pantyhose aren't helping the situation. They always remind me of old ladies.
"They look just alike"?
Excuse me, but am I the only one who sees a BIG difference in the schnozz?
Why didn't Mom drag daughter with her on her plastic surgery holiday?
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:04pm.
Oh....Those crazy Nelson twins.....what will they do next?
Haha. Or maybe they can double date with Felix and Oscar like the Pidgeon sisters.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
1. This is totally creepy and Mom needs to get a life with people her own age.
2. I have to admit it the Mom is better looking than the daughter.
Oh....Those crazy Nelson twins.....what will they do next?
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I am so confused by this article... How does this excerpt make sense???
Jane said, "I envied Jane's crinkle-free eyes, full lips and luscious, long blonde hair,' says Janet. 'I was desperate to look more like my daughter, but knew no wrinkle creams could ever wind back the clock that far."
??? Jane said she envied Jane's crinkle-free eyes, says Janet? What? Is Jane the mom or what?
I don't need to spend a dime and I look just as good as my grown daughters. No one ever believes them when they introduce me as their Mom. I blame it on good genes and living a healthy life style. Little to no make`up and sunscreen when you are outdoors all day!! A little 420 on the side never hurt either!!
why are they even news worth?!? cheap and pathetic
Mommie looks like Lana Clarkson (RIP) to me...Daugher looks like a prettied up Andy Dick in drag...$$$ spent worth it? OH HELL YEAH! That daughter put the ug in FUG! If her mama looked worse than that hefty schozed Old yeller toofed skank, then I'd say this is some REVERSE BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT! Pat that surgeon on the back (hey, he could have REALLY made her look like HONKER NOSE...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
... i didn't know that hair could BE luscious.
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but, then again, what do i know? (not that much, apparently)
Less money on 'lifting' and more on fixing those nasty teeth her daughter was cursed with. Damn, it is like very English person has nasty teeth.
"Hey let's go colonize some nations"
"Sure, what should we bring?"
"Everything except a fucking toothbrush"
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 6:06pm.
Clarisse & Sheeps, Largo is a restaurant/bar/club on Fairfax, pretty much across the street from Canter's Deli.
This is Largo at the Coronet north of the Beverly Center.
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
They must be bleaching their own hair because it is horrible, just horrible! Looks dead and crispy-the daughter's black roots are just tacky. It is one thing to love your child and believe she is the most beautiful child ever born but this crap is ridiculous.
Mommy looks better.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Nice to know that the British are just as superficial and delusional as we are.
she wants to look like her daughter? WHY???????
bi*ch looks hideous!!
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
Clarisse & Sheeps, Largo is a restaurant/bar/club on Fairfax, pretty much across the street from Canter's Deli. Lots of comics etc. try out their schtick there before taking their acts on the road. Michael Penn & Amy Mann used to perform there weekly, too. It's about 1 mile away from my apartment, so I've been there tons of times. It gets really crowded and it's pretty small, but it's definitely a cool intimate room. The "seats" are all at tables, it's not like a regular theater.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough