.....The Fuck?
On the left is a perfectly lovely 49-year-old English queen and on the right is a satisfied corpse after Shonna from Family Plots worked her mortician magic on it. The Funeral Fairy of South Carolina would be all over this bitch!
There's really no way of saying this, but Rupert Everett bludgeoned his own face with a WTF stick! Star Magazine got an expert to say Rupert looks 10 years younger. Um...paging Dr. Glatt! I'm going going to need you to stand really still while I stamp a big "WRONG" on your forehead. Rupert doesn't look 10 years younger, but he does look 10 zillion times creeper! Who was his plastic surgeon? Madame Tussaud?
Experiment time! Light a candle, let it melt a bit, blow it out and then quickly stick your thumb on the liquid wax. Let dry for 2 quick seconds, then take a good look at it. Rupert Everett with his eyes closed, right? Yeeeeeeah, that's not what's hot.
By the way, that horrifying screen shot of Rupert is from when he was on The Martha Stewart show a week ago. I'm shocked Martha didn't draw a fleur-de-lis design on his face with a silver marker then stick a wick on top of his head and light him.
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Is it just me or does he look a bit like Bush Jr.???
Yes, creepy!
Ten years younger?!?! He looks nothing like he did 10 years ago. I agree with others, he now looks like one of Martin Sheen's kids...son or daughter, I'm not sure which. Too sad.
I hope Hugh Laurie never does this nonsense to HIS wrinkles!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
This cannot be. What is that thing on the right? I swear I've seen a doctor on TV who looks like that. I'm pretty sure that it is him, b/c the nose is that same, but that is a completely different person and it's really quite sad. Rugged was much better.
He looked better as the soap opera character BEFORE the accident(s), lol (that was excellent!). Seriously, what was wrong with the wrinkles? He had character, could move his face, he looked good. Now....well, vomit. I don't understand the appeal.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:41am.
He looks like those guys in those soap operas where they've gotten a different ho to play a character and the dude is all "After the accident I got plastic surgery and they made me a new face, and the accident, yes the accident, damaged my voice so now I sound different, I'm also 2 inches taller, but that's because of the accident as well. Such a terrible accident that was. And now I am married to your mother and your younger brother"
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Jeez, he's almost 50, give him a break! He doesn't look remotely so extreme and unlike himself in the MS Show clips as he does in this odd photo. HOWEVER I saw him on "Ellen" a few years back where he looked quite quite literally like a freshly embalmed corpse, it was rather horrifying.
He looks like those guys in those soap operas where they've gotten a different ho to play a character and the dude is all "After the accident I got plastic surgery and they made me a new face, and the accident, yes the accident, damaged my voice so now I sound different, I'm also 2 inches taller, but that's because of the accident as well. Such a terrible accident that was. And now I am married to your mother and your younger brother"
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He'd look halfway okay if he hadn't dyed his hair and left the stubble.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
He looks like wax.
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NO!!! Please tell me it's an error. I loved Rupert's face like none other. This is the worst transformation I have ever seen. I mourn the loss...this face does absolutely nothing for me.
He looks so, generic, now...truly awful. He seriously does not look like the same person-Charlie Sheen, indeed.
Funny, just a few days ago, I was wondering what he had been up to lately. Nothing good, as it turns out!
CRIMINAL!!! There is a special ring of hell for plastic surgeons who butcher true beauty like this one has.
Rupert's surgeon is going to be getting nose jobs without anesthesia, for eternity, along with Faye Dunaway's butcher.
Submitted by cuntwhore on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 11:13pm.
I watched the martha stewart crap show. Rupert does look different. But he doesnt look as bad as Michael K is making it out to be.
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER MICHAEL K,
I don't particularly care for Martha's show myself.
Otherwise, I hope the rest of your comment was in jest and I'm just incredibly dense and don't get it.
I actually don't think it looks that bad.
Yeah from the photos, it looks like he's gotten rid of all of the character (aka wrinkles) he had in his face before, but.. still don't think it looks that bad.
I def would not have recognized him though. If no one had said that it was the same person... I would've thought the photos were of 2 different men.
With this face, what kind of characters is he gonna play now?
I think Rupert should have done the botox but not the surgery.
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Is it just me or does he kinda look like an old, jacked up version of Paul Rudd now?
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I watched the martha stewart crap show. Rupert does look different. But he doesnt look as bad as Michael K is making it out to be.
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER MICHAEL K,
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Yeah, his face has been messed up for a while, I think. The sad thing is that sometimes this kind of stuff DOES make a person look younger, objectively, but it simultaneously makes them look UGLIER. I'd rather look attractive and a little bit older than young and fugly. He kind of looks like Charlie Sheen in the photo on he right, though. If he was going to get anything done, he should have just stuck with some botox. Sadly, this picture actually looks better than the LAST picture I saw of him post-plastic surgery.
Don't fucks with me...that cannot be Rupert, wtf?
That's a very bad picture, I went to see him in Blithe Spirit a couple of weeks ago and he looked fine, nowhere near as scary as that picture.
Oh my lord, I just watched "An Ideal Husband" last night and he was so gorgeous, but if this facelift news is true, he's entered Jocelyn Wildenstein/Jacko territory. Scary. He probably has no sensation in his face anymore either.
Why do people do this to themselves? There was an article on him in the NYT a few weeks ago, and the writer said that Everett still makes everyone stare at him, men and women. I believe this was "before." Now everyone will run away from him in horror.
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two more words:Danka Shane!
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There is no way that is Rupert on the right. His mouth is totally different. The shape and everything. If that IS Rupert, he didn't improve his face, he totally CHANGED it and it's creepin me the fuck out!
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So Rupert woke up one day and now he's Hawaiian?
Is that how it went down?
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:05pm.
Now that you mention it, I recall she's from there. (I was actually there once and kinda sorta liked it.)
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Well, she's actually from Corpus Christi, but SA is her adopted hometowm. I'm glad you "kinda sorta liked it". There's a lot of flavor here. :)
He needs to be on suicide watch. When he finds out what he really looks like he'll wanna kill himself.
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:05pm.
Cheek implants are the work of the devil I am convinced.
Did this guy get new teeth too? First photo his upper lip looks sunken in.
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I'm pretty sure he got these results by doing yoga, drinking lots of water and wearing sunscreen...
If I hear another Botoxic celebutard say that shit, I'll Roy a bitch...I will...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by rebanndel on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:02pm.
Now that you mention it, I recall she's from there. (I was actually there once and kinda sorta liked it.)
Cheek implants are the work of the devil I am convinced.
Did this guy get new teeth too? First photo his upper lip looks sunken in.
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IG got mange in San Antonio? *crossing it off my "Places to See Before I Die"*
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I'm not surprised. Eva Longwhoria does live here you know.
Fiesta starts tomorrow here in the Alamo City! Eat, drink and be merry.
Submitted by Anon1234 on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:55pm.
He used to be so gorgeous! What is wrong with these people who look like squirrels storing for winter?!?!?!
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I know, the craze usta be silicone lactatin' mama in the '90's, now it's frantic kernel hordin' chipmunk cheeks! What's next? All the sudden big fat earlobes will be sexy??? Exxxtra outtie belly bottons will be all that????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Now Rupert and Madonna can do "The Next Best Thing 2," where Benjamin Bratt (yes he was in that movie) realizes he is gay and leaves Madonna for Madonna's plastic surgeon. Madonna cries on Rupert's shoulder, but her tear ducts are in her arm pits now, so all she looks is sweaty and they decide to get a donated egg and have another kid together. Rupert will introduce Mo to his plastic surgeon and Mo will steal him away from Rupert. Rupert cannot cry anymore either, but decides they can all still be friends and they run off to England where they try to figure out their accents. It will be so much madcap fun!
Ummmmmm, not be a dumbass....who the fuck is the guy on the right? If you try to tell me that's Rupert I will call you a fuckin' L-I-A-R!!!!
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He used to be so gorgeous! What is wrong with these people who look like squirrels storing for winter?!?!?!
LMAO! The mange! Damn IG, youse know how to partay!
Nits I will contact my jailbird peeps as soon as the jail processes the money order I sent for phone calls. *pouring out some drank for mah boos in county*
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Submitted by moosh on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:52pm.
That's the same person?????
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Uncle isn't buying it.
I think his stalker killed him and assumed his identity.
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OK, here's an idea for a reality TV show: a show where plastic surgeons try to make you look like you did BEFORE you "refreshed" your face with surgery, botox, etc. ...so, after the "repair" surgery to fix the f'd up stretched out and puffy Madame faces, in theory, you would just look like you were "aging well"....of course, this would almost certainly result in a few even more HEINOUS face f-ups, which would add to the entertainment!
then they could have contestants come on and try and guess the surgery victims REAL ages, so they could win prizes...and guess what the prizes would be: FREE PLASTIC SURGERY!
That's the same person?????
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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IG got mange in San Antonio? *crossing it off my "Places to See Before I Die"*
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:57pm.
Evenin', ES. My Best Friend's Wedding? He was handsome at that time.
He's got an autobiography called "Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins." Here's a fun quote: "I'm a sex machine to both genders. It's all very exhausting. I need a lot of sleep."
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:46pm.
Nits, all I can say is ♥.
Seriosly,, that's all I can mange.
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And that's why i've never been in a hurry to visit San Antonio. You came back with mange?!?
I know the wine's flowing great back home tho, eh?
Just j/k to anyone in San Antone. lurves it.
Sorry, my spell checker had a Rupert Makover.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:43pm.
Etiquette hurdles? She's the one who's been to prison! She shouldn't be imposing etiquette rule on anyone. She prolly made Rupert iron out his face before he appeared on the show.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
man, this shit has to peak soon. none of these people look 'fresh' or 'natural'; he doesn't even look like himself. i wonder if his mother recognized him.
lainey gossip has similarly frightening photos of a madeover ali lohan who is also completely unrecognizable to her former self.
Nits, all I can say is ♥.
Seriosly,, that's all I can mange.
Deedee.... its not prtty. ♥
IG! ♥♥
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