.....The Fuck?
On the left is a perfectly lovely 49-year-old English queen and on the right is a satisfied corpse after Shonna from Family Plots worked her mortician magic on it. The Funeral Fairy of South Carolina would be all over this bitch!
There's really no way of saying this, but Rupert Everett bludgeoned his own face with a WTF stick! Star Magazine got an expert to say Rupert looks 10 years younger. Um...paging Dr. Glatt! I'm going going to need you to stand really still while I stamp a big "WRONG" on your forehead. Rupert doesn't look 10 years younger, but he does look 10 zillion times creeper! Who was his plastic surgeon? Madame Tussaud?
Experiment time! Light a candle, let it melt a bit, blow it out and then quickly stick your thumb on the liquid wax. Let dry for 2 quick seconds, then take a good look at it. Rupert Everett with his eyes closed, right? Yeeeeeeah, that's not what's hot.
By the way, that horrifying screen shot of Rupert is from when he was on The Martha Stewart show a week ago. I'm shocked Martha didn't draw a fleur-de-lis design on his face with a silver marker then stick a wick on top of his head and light him.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:39pm.
Etiquette hurdles? She's the one who's been to prison! She shouldn't be imposing etiquette rule on anyone. She prolly made Rupert iron out his face before he appeared on the show.
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IG!!!! Don't get me started. Hwore! I don't know what I miss more Rupe's old face or your sorry ass! *MuaH*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
OK, I'm confused. But then again, what esle is new? Besides Rupert's face.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:28pm.
Two words: Phil Spector.
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No doubt he's become a spector, spirit of years past...in another world far, far away. I just wish he had done Leno or Letterman, they don't have all those etiquette hurdles that Martha Stewart suffers from.
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you know, if i just saw the pic on the right i would say it doesn't look so bad. but if you're telling me those are two pictures of the same person i'm a little creeped out.
What...the...fuck??? He bears no resemblance to his former self. Why do people do this to themselves?? WHY?? I understand a little "freshening", or a little tightening, but making yourself unrecognizable? Damn...and I always loved him. This is some MICKEY ROURKE shit right here!
Sheesh, I thought that was Phoebe Cates's husband, I can't think of his name at the moment
I much prefer the old haggard verson, it's so not fair that men can get away with that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:28pm.
Two words: Phil Spector.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
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I want this surgeon's name!!! For when Uncle goes into the Witness Protection Program!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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My vagina just shriveled more than his wrinkled skin was tightened.
He looks like my family friend "Aunt" Edna after one of her rich uncles died and she decided she'd drive down to Santa Barbara and get a few "jobs" done.
That's the problem w/plastic surgery on men, they end up looking like old women. Men, a bit of botox, a few laser treatments for age spots. If you've made a living off your manly good looks, DO NOT do surgery. PUHLEEEZE.
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He doesn't look 10 years younger...he looks like a different person!!!
Wahhhh, I want my handsome Rupert Everett back, no matter what the age!
I wouldn't have known that was him - wtf is wrong with some people? Why do they ruin themselves with plastic surgery?
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Oh dear God.
What was wrong with the scruffy old queen? I loved him! I like my men (gay or otherwise) with some LIFE on them.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:06pm.
Edgar couldn't take the laughing at bedtimes.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
On the right he looks like the host of the Little Miss Saddleback Church preteen pageant.
Wow, I didn't recognize him. That's just sad. I won't moralize about the evils of plastic surgery as it can help people sometimes, with stuff like simple nose jobs, port wine stains, etc.
He just looks awful aesthetically. Even Courtney Love has lamented her bad plastic surgery and warned people against it. He should have listened to her, or read some of her interviews.
I guess all he really needed was maybe a little Botox on the forehead and some excellent moisturizer and SPF50 every day. I thought he had more sense. Sad.
If you just showed me the picture on the right I would have never guessed that was him
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:58pm.
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this lil black duck misses wrinkles and lines and simple expressions on faces *sigh*
ZOMG! It's like the real Rupert died and left this Ken wannabe in his stead! He only needed moisturizer!... Or just stop swallowing.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:58pm.
Eventually he'll be wearing a blond wig and look like Joan Rivers. Oh-Oh...where's Edgah!
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
Didn't he shoot himself?
I wonder why??????????????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
This is SAD! Holy shit.
Impressive he looks 10 years younger--what's more impressive--he looks like an entirely different person. WTF!!! This is just sad. Getting older happens to everybody--and it beats the alternative. He's making Barry Manilow look good---Thank God I don't have enough money to do this to myself--and even if I did have enough money, I wouldn't do this crap!! Hope he stays away from the candles on his birthday cake--he will melt......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Eventually he'll be wearing a blond wig and look like Joan Rivers. Oh-Oh...where's Edgah!
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Submitted by cringe on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:55pm.
What's the problem, dude?
2 words..
Kenny Rogers..
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:50pm.
Here are other images of the old and new Rupert:
http://www.makemeheal.com/gossip/2006/12/is-that-rupert-everett-behind-t...
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Dear God, I clicked the link and suddenly realized he was the guy in the movie with Julia Roberts, something about a wedding with grease face Cameron Diaz?
Holy fuck, I seriously had no idea it was the same person.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:50pm.
I suspect in a few years, he'll have fucked, sucked, snorted and drunk his way back to his old face (which was prematurely aged due to all of the above).
You have to understand that this is his nearly immedaite post surgery face...The swelling and bruising have gone down, BUT he still has enough inflammation which fills out his face and keeps it elevated. Once that subsides, then you get the REAL results of a face lift. Things start to settle in...i.e, sag...He won't look like this the next time you see him. He might still be unrecongnizable, but he won't look like that...And it won't be purty either...Trust... if you think this is bad, wait until all that inflammation which is filling out the contours of his face (not to mention those awful cheek implants) settles down...just wait. Mark.My.Words.
Vadge x 10!
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enough already! jeez louise ....
That right photo is a Just For Men box photo if I ever saw one.
What a fucked-up mess Miss Everett has made of himself...now he looks like Bob Barker from "The Price is Right" circa 1986.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I suspect in a few years, he'll have fucked, sucked, snorted and drunk his way back to his old face (which was prematurely aged due to all of the above).
You have to understand that this is his nearly immedaite post surgery face...The swelling and bruising have gone down, BUT he still has enough inflammation which fills out his face and keeps it elevated. Once that subsides, then you get the REAL results of a face lift. Things start to settle in...i.e, sag...He won't look like this the next time you see him. He might still be unrecongnizable, but he won't look like that...And it won't be purty either...Trust... if you think this is bad, wait until all that inflammation which is filling out the contours of his face (not to mention those awful cheek implants) settles down...just wait. Mark.My.Words.
Vadge x 10!
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Tupperware teeth.
Added: All he needs now is a top lip. All that...and they didn't give him a top lip! That cracks me up.
i was watching 'man for all seasons' the other day and i was amazed the actors could scrunch up their foreheads! they had expressions and they looked good!people are kidding themselves with botox and that shit you still look forty plus with the bonus of looking desperate and sad!!
Great. Now he looks like friggin Charlie Sheen.
Fuck me Jaysus. Face lifts DO NOT WORK ON MEN. They all end up looking like Siegfried or Roy with eyes like piss-holes in snow (as my Cockney dad would say).
Kenny Rogers
Burt Reynolds
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Jenner
I still cannot believe that Rupert Everett turned his interesting face into that. Has the british brain turned to mushy peas??
If Alan Rickman goes and *DARES* have a face lift, I'm gonna end it. DO YOU HEAR ME MR RICKMAN? Don't you fucking dare.
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Now I know who he reminds me of. Tim Matheson.
what a fuh-reaak. un-recognizable.
They carved into the deep planes of his face and now he looks like another person altogether! Silly queen, there's nothing wrong with getting older, but there is something wrong with losing your own face.
Mind you, it's not that he was so very handsome to begin with. Seems like good money thrown down the drain to me.
OMG, I didn't even realise it was the same person.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Clone.
Can you actually iron every wrinkle out of your face?
Looks like he took the Burt Reynolds route.
swear to GAWD bitch on the right is bruce campbell
Oh thank GAWD someone finally brought this up--I saw him in some horrible film last year, and it said it was Rupert Everett but it DID NOT LOOK LIKE HIM AT ALL. I was confused, the movie was horrible, and I chalked it up to an acid flashback until I read this today. Thanks! I feel better now.
Submitted by chartex4321 on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:07pm.
He looks like Wayne Newton's skinnier brother.
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I was totally gonna say they "Newtoned" his eyes! (Awfulplasticsurgery.com)...They totally did!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He looks like Wayne Newton's skinnier brother.
OMG...just why?! If I woke up, looked in the mirror and realized that I no longer look like myself...I'd probably slit my wrist...I wonder if he creeps himself out when he walks by a mirror at night...
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