Cheeto Stalker
American Idol breeds crazy stalkers! Basically. Yet another American Idol auditioner was caught creeping up on a celebwhore. Yesterday morning, 26-year-old Miranda Tozier-Robbins was arrested after Brit Brit's security people found her roaming the grounds of the Cheeto Kingdom and looking into the windows. Miranda was wearing camouflage and carrying a backpack with a video camera and strap-on inside. Okay, I made up the strap-on part, but it's probably true.
When security told her to eat a snatch and get the steppin', Miranda "balked at their requests." Yeah, who do those security people think they are! Miranda was invited there by Brit Brit herself! Well, not exactly Brit Brit herself. Miranda was eating a Slim Jim one day and after she bitch (typo, but it stays) into one, she noticed her teeth marks left an impression that perfectly resembled Our Lady of Cheetos' precious face. Some hos see Jesus in their Slim Jims. She saw Cheesus! Then Brit Brit's Slim Jim face opened its processed-meaty lips and said, "Saaaaaaaaaave me, yoo trimenjus flat top dyke! Saaaaaaave me! Mah pussy is hanging out for you. Merry Christmas! Rock with your cock out. Saaave me!" So that's what she was doing.
Security finally pulled Miranda's ass of the property and called the police. Miranda was booked on charges of trespassing and disorderly conduct. She was released on a citation and will have to show her face in court on June 16th.
Crazy really does attract crazy. For Miranda's sake, I hope they have flannel straitjackets at the loony bin she's eventually going to go to.
Source: USWeekly
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oh wow. she was going to "rescue" britney and they were going to live with the cheeto fairies forever.
I don't remember her from A.I.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:06am.
She terrifies me to the core of my soul with her penetrating stare. Her stare is like a really gross cock that wants to do rape times
Thats a crack up.
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She looks like Bruce LeRoy from the Last Dragon!!! Sho Nuff
Creeeepy.
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The face of the Fantards! Honey, Bitney would thank you if she was allowed to use the telephone or go outside by herself.
The fuck?!?!? Someone actually WANTS to stalk Shitters?
A multi-racial lesbian stalker. Well, color me jealous!
That chick is no doubt a regular poster at Breatheheavy.
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
She terrifies me to the core of my soul with her penetrating stare. Her stare is like a really gross cock that wants to do rape times.
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MK you fuckin crack me up. "Merry Christmas, rock out with your cock out" LMMFAO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Both of my sons loved those rank-assed, smelly Slim-Jim things when they were teenagers. They reeked of a trailer park for hours after eating one.
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WONK! The whole left eye situation is wonked out.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:30am.
Hehehehehe..MK you are droll.
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I love that word. Droll. You totally just made my 8:37 complete.
UsWeekly says that Brit's house in Calabasas ("pumpkins") is on "Field of Dreams" street. As a friend always says, that's how it looked before they developed the land.
Hehehehehe..MK you are droll.
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She got the address wrong. She was really looking for LiLo's house now that there's a vacancy. Personally, a step up from Sam, but then I've always had a thing for women in uniform.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Being crazy is serious business, she looks so intense. Too bad she has gone the masculine route, I bet she could be kind of pretty being more girly.
That's scary, especially if you have kids.
Another reason I wouldn't want to be famous. And that's not sour grapes. You are a target for sue-happy creeps, lazy family members wanting jobs and handouts, and stalkers. And it's not just sexy celebs that have stalkers. Look at poor David Letterman. Well, I have a little crush on him, but it's not like he's drop-dead gorgeous.
Anyhoo, it's good that Brit's security people are earning their pay.
I dunno, her and Britters could make a good couple…they could share psych meds and head shaving stories.
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BWAHAAHAAA! This story can't be improved on. A fucking slim jim?!!
I will swear on a stack of Wino CD's that this loon is comingback.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
that cammo brings out the crazy in her eyes!
LMAO MK! I think we found your true calling: celebrity stalker profiler!
Then Brit Brit's Slim Jim face opened its processed-meaty lips and said, "Saaaaaaaaaave me, yoo trimenjus flat top dyke! Saaaaaaave me! Mah pussy is hanging out for you. Merry Christmas! Rock with your cock out. Saaave me!" So that's what she was doing.
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Agree! Wow. Perfect almond shape!
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I thought this was a teenage picture of Terrence Howard!!
she has pretty eyes
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Merry Christmas! LMFAO
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