Friday, April 17th 2009

Gay Fish For Louis Vuitton

At first glance, I thought that a twink power bottom was peacefully asleep in Kanye West's lap. If you squint your eyes and play with your ass lips, this could look like the cover of a gay porn. SOME BENJAMIN BUTTFUCK'S SHIT!

The robot lezzie tranny known as Amber Rose took off all her panties to pose in ad for Kanye's new line of sneakers for Louis Vuitton. Bitch is just peddling that ass for a dollar. I can't hate. But it's going to take more than a little Amber Rose ass crack to sell those fugly shoes! If CROCS made sneakers, this is what they would look like. BITCH BOGUS!

Source: Nah Right VIA Blackbook

Posted by: Michael K


I found out that Amber Rose is actually Kanye’s girlfriend. They have been seen together in several public places. Know this tid bit, this picture seem more intimate and loving rather than oppressive. From first glance, there are many obvious issues with race and gender in this image. Kanye’s upright position makes him appear to have more power over the woman and it is only reinforced with his hand tightly gripping her arm. Amber’s content face and limp body position makes her look lesser than Kanye.
In addition, a white woman laying on a black man’s lap brings up racial issues as well. From Kanye’s powerful stance in support of African-American power in the United States, it comes as no surprise to me that there would be a “white” woman in his grasp. Maybe it’s a stretch but there is more going on in this image than merely selling sex and shoes. After doing some research, I found out that Amber Rose is actually half Italian and half Cape Verdean (an island off the west coast of Africa). So she has some roots in Kanye’s heritage as well, making the race issue a little less prominent. I still think that the stark contrast of skin color screams the fact that a Black man has power over a white woman. The gender oppression still rings true as well. When the lesbian accusation was brought up, it changes how I see the picture even more.
Because Amber’s head is shaved, she looks like a man so I could see how someone would think this was the cover of a gay porn magazine. I never read anything about her being a lesbian but it still doesn’t change the fact that she is being heavily sexualized as a naked women laying on a couch with a man. In addition, her objectification becomes even more evident when she is at the same level as the shoes on Kanye’s feet. Is she only as worthy as the shoes on his feet? Her status as a white woman being oppressed to the level of the shoes on a black man’s feet makes me wonder about the message that Kanye is trying to send. I don’t understand what this has to do with selling shoes...not only does sex sell but blatant oppression must sell shoes also.

For some reason I really want a Twinkki right now.

letinstar's picture

her face is too close to kanye's balls...
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madam ex's picture

Nothing worst than naked men and shoes, sock or sneakes....it's awful and a real turn off...when I watch a porn and if the guys are wearing any type of shoes or socks, it immediately comes off dont care how hot the scene is.

stake_spike's picture

I always got the impression that Kanye didn't like white people. Maybe he wasn't a racist, but I always thought he had some beef. Now he's dating a white girl? I always thought she was a mixed white black girl but she looks white in these pictures.

I hate Kanye but I can't hate her. She has some good features and not many woman can pull off a shaved head. Too bad she's letting Kanye's nastiness rub off on her. Her hipster wardrobe annoys me.

gucci's picture

I HATE to see men wearing sneakers with suits for any other reason other than running in the train station to get to work. its low class and down right tacky. yuk!

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Isn't it Bromantic?

You guys are fucking haters. I don't like Kanye or his publicity stunt novia, but calling her ugly because of a shaved head is so rude. Seriously, she looks like a beautiful woman and always will.

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so...
the only way he can be with a chick is if she makes herself look like a dude?
I got that right?

Whatever's picture

Those sneakers are fugly. That hooker is really working it in this ad.

SpiceDong's picture

designing those fugly ass sneakers is proof enough that Kanye's one of those closet gays who have no taste whatsoever.

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Mittmah's picture

I wish he would dump that disgusting chain smoking boy/girlfriend of his so she can crawl back into obscurity.

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Hekki's picture

I'll spare you all my usual lecture on brand erosion today.

I think those sneakers are ugly. They look like fucking L.A. Gear. Frankly, I don't see the point in spending more than $60 on sneakers, unless they're for running or tennis, but I'm not their demographic, so...

And I think Amber Rose is very pretty.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Shame on L.V. Damn shame. I will never buy another L.V. product. First Madonna in the ads and now Kanye. Riight. They are soooo cutting edge. LAME.

TheBreakdown's picture

Green Is Good:

I meant that Kanye is not sharing any with her. She may have to step out and step up!

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+Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:38pm.

Amber Rose needs to upgrade to authentic peen!

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What makes you think he/she's not packing the real snausage?!

TheBreakdown's picture

Amber Rose needs to upgrade to authentic peen!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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KD's picture

LCT & Snowy! Hieee!

LCT- yes those are the words.

Snowy- I heard it yesterday while running.

Gay as fuck. Who does he think he's fooling?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:28pm.
call me old fashioned, but I don't understand nudity in CLOTHING ads.
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Me neither! I like looking at clothing, too.

Viviane23's picture

Couldn't he at least have put on stainless pair of trousers? shesh.

gia's picture

I cant help it, but for some fucked up reason I think Amber Rose is attractive...I even really love the shaved head on her... Kanye is a hideous monster as usual...No amount of photoshop can even slightly improve his neanderthal face. Where the fuck is his neck?? If he is this heinous in an glossy, overpriced ad how horrible does he look in real life?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:28pm

Lol.. I know! there was this huge billboard for Joe's jeans and had 5 nude chicks . An ad for ...jeans!

yepyepyep's picture

Im broke and I wouldn't be caught dead with LV or Coach, tacky ass shit
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Is that Susan Powter, of 90s era "Stop the Insanity" fame?

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Submitted by TEE on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:20pm.
I always thought he said I'd do anything for a KLONDIKE

LOL he says that too
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justice's picture

FUCK ME! The world is coming to a fucking short, sweet end!

I know fashion is embracing but this is more than some BB shit.

This whole celebs peddling shit nonsense has to stop! Celebs making shit they know very little about is just as bad.

You can't blame him for taking the opportunity if they are stupid enough to cough up the but LV are really slipping if they think this is the way to go. For such a powerful fashion house slip down to the level of using a guy for the immediate media attention is pretty slack. A good product from them will sell just as well and won't look as obnoxious.

I reserve the right to shout "YOU CUNT" at the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th etc person I see wearing these. Your cuntery will be proven when you hand over the cash for these.

--thanks awfully--

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I really love this couple. I know I am the only one.

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Submitted by prince_will on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:29pm.
am i the only one who wonders what the fuck is up with his face in the main pic? when your ego is too swollen, does it also affect your cheeks?
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Both Kanye's jaws were broken in that accident he had in Chicago back in like 2001 or whenever it was, and they were wired shut for months. Dude's cheeks are real funky because of that. I think its more pronounced when he holds his mouth a certain way.

prince_will's picture

am i the only one who wonders what the fuck is up with his face in the main pic? when your ego is too swollen, does it also affect your cheeks? Kanye's not a hunk, but damn! he usually looks better than that.

parissucksliterally's picture

call me old fashioned, but I don't understand nudity in CLOTHING ads.

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slappyou's picture

When will Kanye od and die? Soon hopefully. Mumbles cheek looking assclown

TEE's picture

I always thought he said I'd do anything for a KLONDIKE

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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...

Must Louis Vuitton be ruined by this fucktard! WTF is wrong with that company, they used to have some standars and class!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

JillyPoo's picture

LV needs to go back to the days where they at least had classy celebs in their ads. Remember the Uma Thurman ads? Gorgeous.

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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:32am.
"I do believe that Kanye is quite possibly the world's ugliest man."

To me it's a 5-way tie between Phil Specter, Flava Flav, Drew Carey, Willem Dafoe, and Vincent Gallo. This is strictly a list of U.S. fugs. I don't feel qualified to do a list of world-wide famous fugs. Kanye's certainly on my top ten list though.

Yeah, Mr. Great aint gay...but his version of the Ruby Slippers is. Can't you hear him telling LV how dope it would be to do some WIZZADAOZ SHIT! Kanye, girlfriend, please.

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cuntygolightly's picture

another reason for the french to hate americans

Snarkley's picture

I'll keep an eye out for them on my next trip to Wal-Mart.

mharker's picture

See, he's not gay at all! He has a naked woman in his ads, so that means he likes naked women!

dollyface's picture

Yep - he really WOULD do anything for a blonde dyke. And she'd do anything for the limelight.

That said, I still don't think he should be allowed to be great. He hasn't offered up much unique evidence of his greatness.

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Submitted by moosh on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:48am.
those sneakers are FUG! they might as well say VOIT on them...
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LMFAO! I sooo remember VOIT shoes!

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snowpiece's picture

Kanye's always "singing" about LV maybe they like the publicity?
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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mutlee's picture

Why the hell would LV want chipmunks to do a line of sneakers for it. Thanks to all that hollyweird bullshit with Marc Jacobs and Kanjizz, thats how this shit ends up. There are so many talented people out there who could do wonderrs with some leather and they have Kanjizz do this shit or Gristle bear pose for advertisements. Come on LV and Marc Jacobs give it the fuck up and start using talent not fame to sell your overpriced bullshit. This is really fucking irritating.

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moosh's picture

those sneakers are FUG! they might as well say VOIT on them...

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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snowpiece's picture

shut the smurf up LOL I love that song

Kanye is like Lady Gaga, he looks so much better with sunglasses on!
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Nothing says "I'm not gay" like an androgynous beard ... er ... girlfriend.

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shut the smurf up's picture

I've been waiting for a Kanye's post for a while now, I was listening to the radio the other day and I came across with a horrible song of his, How this retarded asshole thinks he is the voice of his generations is beyond me.
Robotic, studio made voice don't qualify as talent; and his Lyrics? "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?"
I've known that since I was five.
UGH

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

bitchette's picture

and soon he's gonna leave her ass for a white girl!!

Me kanye me!!!

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The C word's picture

Looks like LV recognized the 'need' to have a naked woman in their ads in order to help sell these fug shoes.

*eyeroll*

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Submitted by KD on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:31am.

So yeah, you know that line in Stronger that goes "Well I'll do anything for a Blonde Dyke and she'll do anything for the lime light"? Well, that all makes sense to me now.
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Are those what the actual words are? He'll do anything for a blonde dyke? What the fuck?