Friday, April 17th 2009
You So Artistic!
The walking performance fart that is Lady CaCa censored her titty dingles and walked the streets of London while taking pictures of the paparazzi with her sunglasses still on. That X would look a lot better over her face rather than on her droopy colostomy bag titties. Aw. I'm just angry, because I'm too simple to understand Lady GaGMe's undeniable genius. Not since Andy Warhol has the world been graced with such a true artiste.
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fug of the highest order!
At least the camera was covering her fug..yay!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Eww, she's got some gnarly looking feet there...
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holy crap!
finally some one else thinks Gaga's tits are horrible. she's like 22 and has has no kids. there's no excuse for that shit.
and her shoes don't fit either. her snaggle toes are hanging off the edge.
i'll admit her music is catchy. but i just can't look at her, she makes me want to never have sex again.
I can't recall the brand, but I saw at Walmart yesterday (Yes, I shop there. I admit it) a style of bra with "modesty petals" in the cups. The cups were pretty opaque to begin with--think T-shirt bra--I guess the petals were just to prevent the "happy nipple" look.
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Having seen the interview - I've changed my mind a bit. I loved it. Sure- it's all an act- but it's very entertaining. We love people that are bit nuts over here in the UK - we appreciate eccentricity. And I loved the way she handled the interview. She talked just enough to remain interesting yet was strange enough to leave you wanting to know more about her. And in the context of the interview - the performance was a bit better as it was just as strange.
A waste of good tape. It should be covering her mouth. My niece listens to that shit.
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There is just nothing original about her.
Maybe to 15 year olds who don't know anything, but everything she does/is/wears has be done/worn before and, as somebody else on here said, much better.
If you gonna copy do it right, this is sad.
Also..you have some money now, get those tea bags fixed..they look like they had 10 babies suckle on them
taking pictures of the paps? BOB DYLAN DID IT BETTER. fail.
be cool about fire safety
That nipple tape clearly isn't for "modesty"
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 4:02pm.
I see this bitch read her How To Be Avant Garde For Dummies manual. Everything about this hack is completely contrived. Sorry, GaGa but Goldfrapp and Ladytron have already done it and done it better.
True.
The Universe Is Indifferent.
When is this whore going to be distracted by the big bow in her hair and walk in front of a downtown bus??? Please let her die and fade away.
I heard her new song "Poker Face" and it SUCKS! This chic is fuckin weird one. BTW Lady Ca-Ca: Blatantly obvious electrical tape & double-sided tape is ultra sexy. *gagging*
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I've came out my exam hell hole... yeah the performance was pretty poor... she was more interested in how she looked sipping her tea than answering the questions... Wossy asked her to address the internet rumour that she was in fact a well-endowed boy... to be fair she did say she had a huge donkey dick. Honestly, it's a horrible interview to watch. She did herself no favours. Can she really afford to take her self so seriously? Christ she went on tour with the Pussycat dolls...
The Universe Is Indifferent.
Didn't see the interview yet - but saw the song on Ross. Wow - that was an incredibly mess. SHe was yelping like a dog a lot of the time - and nothing was in tune.
Submitted by finderskeepers on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 6:16pm
I was wondering how she was going to do on Ross. Did she do her fake ass English/Euro accent. Someone needs to remind this trick she's from NY. We all know she says idear, instead of idea.
MK you had me there until the last line, then barf.
I feel you dlisters are changing, I've loved this site for so long, and only recently I joined to comment on the threads (admittedly, I really don't have much to say...) anyways, what I'm disappointed in, is that you hoes are not able to see right through this chick!! I just watched her on Jonathan Ross, and I have never witnessed someone "try hard" as much as she did... her whole tea and saucer routine was embarrassing. This chick is not original in the true artistic sense. She's contrived and pretentious, and basically a complete fanny. Jonathan Ross didn't seem best amused by her interview technique, where she was a twatty as possible... as she left the stage he made a reference to Donatella Versace, now I'm not going to diss the girl on looks, but I think he said this because he found her quite obnoxious. BLAH BLAH anyways, I'll go back to my exam hell. Love.
The Universe Is Indifferent.
There's nothing wrong with her face. She looks fine.
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The tittay glue makes it look like i exploded on her. she has a purrrrfect body.
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
She has a HUGE behind.
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Does she secretly have kids somewhere that she breastfed or something? She seems way too young to have such sad tits. I am all for individuality & uniqueness & having a fashion vision & all that shit, but this I do not get...Its not remotely appealing. You can be edgy & different & still come off with some sort of appeal.
I love it! She crazy.
i love her! *shields face*
I see this bitch read her How To Be Avant Garde For Dummies manual. Everything about this hack is completely contrived. Sorry, GaGa but Goldfrapp and Ladytron have already done it and done it better.
she really, REALLY needs to get the fuck over herself.
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Damn I love her. Love her, love her, love her!! She's not a clone of everyone else out there.
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fijimermaid
I actually agree with u. I love coming on this and other websites to make my day go by but I do find it wrong how much people(including us) are allowed to be in their lives. Paps should get fines and jail time, that really is my opinion.The bloggers are ok, it's really the paps. If they have no pics, no story. They are low lives to me, how they don't care if there are children etc....
But Caca for example LOVES this shiz!!!
A what what in the butt...what what
she's dale bozzio meets taylor dayne
missy-definitely, I love base humor (ever watch The Trailer Park Boys or Little Britain?) And I love MK's name calling, (Vadge, The Crackie of Camden and Stepford Katie are some of my faves). Tori Spelling is no beauty but there are many other reasons to make fun of her, like her weird mammaries (did she nourish her children with those things or did she employ a wetnurse?) and the fact that she really never should have become a blonde. Her facial bone structure is what it is and I can't despise her for that. This is just what I think, more power to those who disagree because it just makes the whole pointless topic more interesting!
yomamma- I am troubled that anyone should be called fugly, gorgeous or no! I think you are right in implying that people get particular joy in criticizing a beautiful woman. That bugs me too. It's a fine line, and I am not distinguishing very well the difference between calling someone Tater Head and calling someone Vadge. I think that everything should be subject to humor...I guess I just liken it to calling someone with Down's Syndrome a "retard" or someone in a wheelchair an "invalid". I also believe I am over thinking this, so, carry on!
p.s. of course these entertainers invite criticism when they break a societal norm, like wearing hair bow-ties, pink wigs, and bubble dresses. But, would you rather she didn't? Doesn't she at least make the culture more interesting even if she isn't enriching it?
missy-definitely, I love base humor (ever watch The Trailer Park Boys or Little Britain?) And I love MK's name calling, (Vadge, The Crackie of Camden and Stepford Katie are some of my faves). Tori Spelling is no beauty but there are many other reasons to make fun of her, like her weird mammaries (did she nourish her children with those things or did she employ a wetnurse?) and the fact that she really never should have become a blonde. Her facial bone structure is what it is and I can't despise her for that. This is just what I think, more power to those who disagree because it just makes the whole pointless topic more interesting!
yomamma- I am troubled that anyone should be called fugly, gorgeous or no! I think you are right in implying that people get particular joy in criticizing a beautiful woman. That bugs me too. It's a fine line, and I am not distinguishing very well the difference between calling someone Tater Head and calling someone Vadge. I think that everything should be subject to humor...I guess I just liken it to calling someone with Down's Syndrome a "retard" or someone in a wheelchair an "invalid". I also believe I am over thinking this, so, carry on!
p.s. of course these entertainers invite criticism when they break a societal norm, like wearing hair bow-ties, pink wigs, and bubble dresses. But, would you rather she didn't? Doesn't she at least make the culture more interesting even if she isn't enriching it?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:32pm.
Re: Lady Gaga, I haven't heard her music, but her look seems derivative.
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I was just thinking that as well. I'm all for people being over the top and eccentric, but every piece of her look has been done before (better) by someone else. It all seems so calculated.
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I'm goo goo for Ga Ga. I lurvs her, she is a breath of fresh air.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:52pm.
Seriously?!? Donatella!!? Wow that's harsh lol
Yep, my first thought was "she stole that from Wendy O." This GaGa person is not talented, imo.
Love Her! She may be outlandish but shes unapologetic about it and when it comes to her inspirations from Bowie to Chanel she really knows her shit.
Which is a helluva lot more than I can say about the tarts who walk around depending on a 'team' and Wikipedia to try and make them seem semi intelligent.
Her music is okay.
But I'm so sick of all the attention whores out there. I mean that was obviously her sole purpose that day was to walk around getting her picture taken.
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oh yeah you're the first one to think of that - - - - let's just draw even more attention to yourself with your fucking FLASH going off. yeah, that'll make em run! What a fucking genious!
This woman bores me - just a wanna be. Wendy O?? More like BritBrit, if ya ask me.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Wendy O. Williams is indeed dead (she committed suicide in 1998) and she did pioneer that electrical tape over the nipples thing.
I also seem to recall reading somewhere that Wendy once did live sex shows in NYC. Who knows if that's true.
Re: Lady Gaga, I haven't heard her music, but her look seems derivative.
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Submitted by fijimermaid on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:32pm.
yeah, although MK's humor is clever no doubt, it's not exactly intellectual. He jokes about peen, no-no holes, tittays, etcetera etcetera. He rags on Tori Spelling for being hideous all the time.
Base humor has its place in comedy, is pretty much what Im saying.
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fijimermaid
Ok. So I see the part that bothers u is the calling her fugly. Well, she really is asking for it in these wigs and outfits, people call Beyonce ugly, fake... People don't seem to be bothered with calling somebody beautiful names, but when u talk crap bout a ugly girl it's a problem? See what I mean?
A what what in the butt...what what
Submitted by fijimermaid on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:32pm.
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I'm not trying to be mean, but people are gonna hate on this bitch if they want to no matter what you or anyone else says. This is Dlisted and it's kind of the point. And making fun of someone's natural looks can be a low shot, I agree, but everyone also makes fun of Paris Hilton's natural fug, droopy face and it's completely acceptable. I'm just sayin'.
No, three other people know about Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics. That's whom I immediately thought of when I saw the photos.
Anyway, I like Lady GaGa: her music, style, and chutzpah. Still, keep crackin', y'all.
Yomamma- I don't particularly like her music either, not at all actually! But I like seeing her in photos, seeing her kooky outfits. She looks like she is made of marzipan...like an inedible and sculptural wedding cake! Talking smack is fine, I enjoy it too...it's all about opinions, right?
barroomslut-Doesn't the world need Wendy O right now? ;]
missy-I think she has talent visually, not neccesarily musically. While I don't enjoy her music, many people do and also enjoy music like hers, which is in no short supply. So, perhaps it depends on what you mean by talented. I guess I can see her being a successful stylist...you may be correct about being a flash in the pan, but didn't some people think (hope) that about gals like Britney Spears et al? But, as someone else mentioned, frankly, I don't give a damn.
...why do I enjoy these bitches fucked up toes?...this one's got some real homelietta digits that she should have covered with some of that duct tape too...
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Gorgeous.Just wonderful artsy stuff. Better than that over my horizon crap Prada sells. And enuff colors to get each of yo 5 kids a pair.MK how dear u?
A what what in the butt...what what
I found it!
Thank goodness I hadn't emptied my recycle bin:
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii140/JillyRipper/candycrocs.jpg
Jill.
Shit, I deleted my emails too, not of frustration but of fear Kelly will sue me!!! What, I'm broke.
A what what in the butt...what what
I thought I would never say this, but...
Lady GaGa is more fug than Donatella Versace. And that is saying something!
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