MTV Has Gone Too Far!
DJ AM will help out crackheads and boozfiends in a new MTV reality show called Gone Too Far. The show will follow young hos who are hooked on the wrong shit and need an intervention in a bad way. DJ AM, a former drug slut himself, will work along with an addiction specialist to help friends and family get the crackhead they love into treatment. Does this shit sound familiar? That's because there's already a show like this and it is a fucking masterpiece!
MTV really just needs to shuttle the junkies off to A&E so Candy Finnegan, Ken Seeley and the pepaw with one of Susan Boyle's eyebrows on his upper lip (his name escapes me) can dry them out! Nobody has the touch like them! Seriously, nothing can come close to Intervention! What other show has given us LOLgems like "Waaaaaalken on sunshine" or (NSFW) "I'm a lay-deeeee of leeeeeisure"? None!
You know, every time I'm about to watch an episode of Intervention, I say to myself, "Don't you laugh this time. This isn't a laughing matter." But I do laugh. Every single time! This makes me a bad person. And you have my permission to make funny remix of me when I eventually end up Intervention in a few years.
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Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 3:08pm.
Far very far away from being a bigot, I work for Jews, I have Jewish friends, I know them very well, and he put himself in a stereotypical situation of exactly how people think of them.
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how the fuck will you know how WE want people to think of us?
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I said nothing of the collective "WE", I dont know how the FUCK you want people to think of you but I do know how "YOUR" people portray themselves. I work in a Synagogue yenta.
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Oh I love too how MTV calls The Real World the first reality show. I've heard the first reality show was Cops. I Dunno if that's right but technically it wasn't the real world.
MTV steals everything. example: Laguna Beach was stolen idea from that show the oc or whatever it was called, except Laguna beach was the "REAL" OC
Hmm, ever since he got into that accident, he thinks he deserves all this money and fame. I guess he just wants to do it all since he was "given another chance at life". Whatever
OMG Mk, how can you forget Jeff Van Vonderan...he is MY FAVORITE!!!
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He's getting fat again.
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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 3:08pm.
Far very far away from being a bigot, I work for Jews, I have Jewish friends, I know them very well, and he put himself in a stereotypical situation of exactly how people think of them.
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how the fuck will you know how WE want people to think of us?
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I really cannot stand DJ AM...I cant even tolerate looking at a pic of his ugly tool-erific face nevermind watch him on an entire show.
Adam Goldstein is probably the best person ever to be doing a show like this. He has blown off people who were friends with him for like thirty years and yet still makes tremendous sacrifices for the drug addicted community, like lecturing at Beverly Hills High. Or like the time he came to a funeral of a high school friend for five minutes and quickly bolted to have lunch with Mandy Moore. Yes, he is definitely qualified to be counseling people who have Gone Too Far.
LOL that you laugh at Intervention. I always sob. And then I think OK my problems aren't so bad, look at these addicts and pull your shite together. On a serious note, maybe AM can actually bring about something positive on MTV, the famewhore-in-training children's network. We can only hope.
How can you forget that cuddly pepaws name!?!? Jeff Van Vonderen. Everyone loves everyone like crazy!! Almost as much as he loves the booze. I miss him now that HE'S back in treatment.
DJ AM huh? IS that why he was so fat before? Because he was an addict...?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:51pm.
Why do you have to go there with the whole "Jew" business? It has nothing to do with anything. You're sounding like quite the bigot.
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Far very far away from being a bigot, I work for Jews, I have Jewish friends, I know them very well, and he put himself in a stereotypical situation of exactly how people think of them.
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 3:00pm.
Oh yeah Christy, that's her name! She was classic.
Such a fucking bitch, she needed a major ass whopping. Unfortunately her sister took pity on her.
I actually enjoy getting fucked up and THEN watching Intervention. There is a beautiful symmetry to that.
I'm always thinking I'll see one of my family members on Intervention. I haven't yet, but I'm sure I will sooner or later. Cathy is one of my favorite alcoholics from that show.
What mystifies me is that some of us who have shitty childhoods grow up to NOT abuse ...
Oh, who am I kidding, it's almost happy hour.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:47pm.
Yeah that's my favorite part too. And sometimes it's plain to see why they're so fucked up, most of them had some shitty childhoods. I like the end too tho, it's nice to see those that have recovered and have a new outlook in life at the end. Makes me feel all mushy inside.
For instance with Allison, I thought no way in hell is this kooky bitch going to recover and lo and behold she fucking did!
UNFUCKINREAL, Intervention is a masterpiece and now they are making a mockery out of it....oh boy has this post pissed me the hell off.
And Jeff VonVandren is the man....Candy and Ken are fabulous, nothing can compare to that show and of all people DJ AM, what the fuck does he know, all he should be doing it going to make an NA Meeting and sharing his experience, strength and hope....fucking asshole, and get down on his knees and thank whoever for surviving that awful plane crash and then being the jew that he is trying to sue for 22+ millions of dollars...what a douchebag, oh how I hate him and even more now that he wants to do a copy of Intervention. A show I hold in very high esteem.
Classic Episodes are Kristy the stripper fist fighting her sister and thowing the Cup of Noodles, stark naked asking the producers for a cell phone. A Negative plus a Positive equals what?
The Solvent/Inhalant walking on sunshine gal.
The anorexic who puked in dixie cups and had an extra ear growing our of her stomach from her feeding tube device.
Mother/Daughter team from NJ who both used and beat the shit out of each other for thinking they were stealing from each other.
Boston firefighter/ex wise guy who totally started using as a social way and then got in deep, I actually was sad for him and glad he got well at the end. His kids were a wreck and crying hysterical during the interevention.
The mamma who took so many Xanax, Klonopins, Oxys, Somas, Loritabs, etc...and fell constantly all while the kids were around.
Cathy the drunk who lost her daughters to her husband and who worked in a fashion clothes store. Would go in and out of the jeep for drinks. Only drank and bought the little bottles. Got in her car and drove drunk many times, couldnt find her car one time and the producers called her sister..."WHERE ARE MY BABIES, GOD WHERE ARE MY BABIES"
Ive seen them all more than 3x each, Im an Intervention Junkie and I need help. I completed my first step.
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:51pm.
Why do you have to go there with the whole "Jew" business? It has nothing to do with anything. You're sounding like quite the bigot.
I usually cry during the interventions, too. But only if the family isn't a bunch of douchebags.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I definately don't laugh, I cry every single fucking time I watch Intervention. Maybe it's because I have a hopeless drug addict sister and I can relate to the pain of the loved ones. I'm always so hopeful and so very skeptical at the same time. When the family starts to read their letters at the intervention is about when I start to lose it.
Farrah ahahahahhaahhaah Benji Madden has deserted us.
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Exactly. I go to VH1Classic and watch the old 80s videos. When videos were an ART form. Sure the special effects were cheesy, but they were fun and creative but not so serious at the same time. When's the last time a video blew your mind? "Thriller", "Sledgehammer", "Take On Me"? That was some GOOD shit.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:22pm.
MTV......MUSIC TELEVISION??
PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDEOS YOU FUCKS!!
Amen to that! This dj guy seems like a real fame hungry douche.
Submitted by Trini on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:45pm.
Word. Totally makes you feel better about your life.
My favorite part is when they start the slow twinkle music and flash the baby pictures and explain their fucked-up childhood.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Intervention cheers me up...I know that's a horrible thing to say, but seriously when I feel like my life is shit...all I gotta do is watch intervention and suddenly I'll feel like things aren't so bad.
Allison was gold, just complete comedy. I'm glad at the end she cleaned up tho.
I will not be watching this MTV shit, unless they have characters like Allison, and the alcoholic bitch, whose boyfriend showed her sex tape to the whole school and the meth head who brawled with her sister outside nekkid.
And ever since I heard he was suing after that nearly fatal crash, I think he's a fuck tard. I will not watch anything with this POS in it.
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I love Cathy too. She cries like every episode
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Jeff Van Vonderen is the best! I miss his ass. Too bad he had a slight relapse. HEY it happens ok!
"We just got a lot of people here that love you like crazy"...and my personal favorite, "if the answer is not yes, it's noise".
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Jeff Van Vondren could intervene the warts off Paris Hilton's vadge. That guy is f-ing awesome. I'm not too convinced Candy has given up on the drinkin. She's kinda haggard.
Best/saddest episode ever "This one's for you, Sergeant Deeson." I'm going to cry right here in my cube just thinking about it.
I think part of the appeal of this show, is that you watch the shit and think, "Well, dayum, at least I'm not that bad!"
I would not watch anypieceofshit with Adam Goldstein on it.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:22pm.
MTV......MUSIC TELEVISION??
PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDEOS YOU FUCKS!!
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Submitted by jim on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:22pm.
MTV......MUSIC TELEVISION??
PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDEOS YOU FUCKS!!
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So true. I don't get why the artists still make vids when no one plays them anymore. And YTF do they even have music video awards still?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Is it bad when someone tells you you need an Intervention intervention?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
keyboard duster huffer FTW
what a fucking waste of money from MTV, when we all know what we need is more BENJI MADDEN!
If Benji Madden had a stupid reality show, my addiction to it would be worse than Snowy's addiction to AI and Lost together!
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MTV......MUSIC TELEVISION??
PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDEOS YOU FUCKS!!
What's the Lady of Leisure? I can't see it at work. ;)
Besides, DJ AM has plenty of experience between Nicole Richie and the Hollywood drug scene. I'd like to see them go after Lohan and have her flip-out and scream but "I don't drink or do drugs" while sucking on a meth pipe and chugging a gallon on moonshine. *gets exceited*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
DJ AM needs to leave that to the pros, seriously.
Intervention cannot be topped, it has no flaws.
I also don't think MTV should put it in tween network, because it seriously just gives people ideas.
The few times I've watched Intervention, it's bored the hell out of me. Give me whiny celebrities and Dr Drew's hotness any time.
Jesus jumped up Christ in a chariot-driven sidecar! When the hell are we going to stop with these dumb fucking reality shows? Enough already! FUCK!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
that "lady of leisure" is what Vadge would look like today if she had not taken up yoga, grueling work outs and submitted herself to extensive botox, collagen treatments and face lift with cheek implants. Hell, that is what Vadge looked like when she did the Like A Virgin video...same hair, accessories and attitude. LOL
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The OCD guy was a re-run. You guys are not hardcore fans, lol.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I can't watch intervention. It makes me sad and sick :(
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