Friday, April 17th 2009
Who Ordered The Burnt Skank?
Every drugstore in Mexico must have been out of SPF: Famewhore, because Kim Kardassian managed to scorch the fuck out of herself sans for the little spot where her OctoMommy sunglasses usually go. I bet her hotel room permanently smells like charred piss. Kim needs to fill her tub with some aloe vera jelly, get in and stay there for a few months.
Although, if she wants to make this work, all she has to do is get herself some of Blohan's liquid diarrhea. Once she does that, she should apply a lot to the unburned areas, bleach her hair blonde, bathe herself in glitter and change her name to California's #1 Armenian Barbie! Ross who?!
Source: Kim Kardashian
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Holy fuck, I feel so bad for her. Imagine how painful that must be.
This twat will do ANYTHING to get her picture on the gossip sites. Even burn her ass.
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97
Wear Sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future,sunscreen would be it." - Baz Luhrmann
Heh, she doesn't seem like the type who burns easily, but I guess being part Irish myself, I guess it's just inevitable.
Oh tee hee!! Look at me everybody, I just upped my risk of skin cancer by getting burned! Aren't I cute??
She's a gorgeous girl - too bad she's a two-bit whore with rocks for brains.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
She can only weigh 118 lbs if she is 4'8" tall, no way she wears a size 2 though, she needs to leave that fairytale alone. I would say she is at least a size 6 and there is nothing wrong with being a size 6.
KaKa...those are the letters that are linked.
ok and "Ra" but it doesn't fit.
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This twat is going to look like a saddle bag before she's 35.
I maintain, after months of her name being forced on me, that I do not know who this person is, but just speaking as someone who used to routinely burn herself back in the 80s in hopes of getting a tan (all I got was sunburn and freckles)...yow, I can feel her pain.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Charred piss, more like charred bacon.
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I guess her boyfriend has bad aim and she wanted to give him a nice big target.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
stupid famewhore doesn't know enough to put sunblock on her face? i bet it's fake -- she just wanted some attention.
i cant wait til this whore turns 40 and looks like shes 60 because of all of her sun exposure! ladies (and men), wear sunblock ALWAYS. Almost everyone I know who is older and looks great tells me their secret is staying out of the sun. I tell all of my friends this (im 22) and they dont listen. oh well, when im 40 im gonna look great and theyre going to look like leather people. also, skin cancer, people! bob marley was half black and died of skin cancer.
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She doesn't bother me either, yet. She is famous for no reason and has a sex tape, but those two reasons doesn't make me dislike her. I know she's an attention whore too.
IMO, this is the most gorgeous woman just about in Hollywood. Who else looks as good or better without makeup like her? I can't think of anyone.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 8:03pm.
This ho claims she weighs 118lbs and is a size 2 on UsWeekly today...yet again?! There's no way in hell either is true. She burnt the hell outta herself here, looks like my retarded face when I came back from Puerto Rico. Fortunately my sunglasses aren't that big!
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ITA no way she can be 118. i'm 118 and we do not have the same body shape.
She was drunk / stoned / on something and passed out in the sun. I decided. Hey head over to her blog and read where she is whining about everyone making fun of her. I have news for her. We were making fun of her long before she burnt herself to a crisp.
LMFAOOOOOOOO
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So? Do you think Sandbitch's homely ass will stop chasing me around on these threads? That goes for you , also my dear Cocoa one from the North.
Love that 'On Golden Pond' hat. Brings out your best features. Especially those sparkling brown eyes. Love it. You rock!
If she got a nose job, at least her nose now looks normal. I CAN"T tell she had one. It doesn't look creepy like paris's.
Amazing... she has enough melanin in her skin to make scorching herself like that a real chore! Man oh man...she must have fallen asleep in the sun for hours...sheesh...that crap has gotta hurt...
Why does the dummy take a picture of herself? She's famous because she let a guy pee on her and then she leaked the tape.
This ho claims she weighs 118lbs and is a size 2 on UsWeekly today...yet again?! There's no way in hell either is true. She burnt the hell outta herself here, looks like my retarded face when I came back from Puerto Rico. Fortunately my sunglasses aren't that big!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
it doesn't take a high school diploma to know sunscreen. then again, it doesn't take a diploma to get urinated on.
WTF happened to this dumb ho?? AND OMFG has anyone see her as Mother Earth on the new issue of Complex, Im so surprised MK didnt put her up for Photoshop awards, she's in gold lame spandex stretchies....the face and body is so photoshpped, you dont even recognize the bitch.
MK LOOK IT UP ASAP!! And Kanye w/Blue Contact Alien eyes on the flip side.....an issue worth having and holding on to.
Ok, seriously what the eff is happening here- it's turning into Perezhilton.com... lets refocus on the real targets: vacuous FAMEWHORES.
The Universe Is Indifferent.
My milk bottle white skin has suffered worse believe it or not, one time in Florida I had to go see the Disneyland medics because of sun stroke... bad times. But she was a crazy happy Jamaican lady and she gave me sweets (I was 16)
The Universe Is Indifferent.
Yeeeaaah, I didn't think so
well hopefully if that burn is real we won't have to see her skanky self around. When I lived in Florida I saw two old beach hounds...an old couple who looked like a bunch of wallets they were so worn our from the sun. I mean from sun up to sun down, day in and out they were on the beach, and I doubt either of them is alive anymore due to carcinoma (sp?) i.e. skin cancer. They looked like hell, I avoid the sun and am glad..it makes you look old as hell..no amount of makeup is gonna fix that mess...
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 6:58pm.
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Gramps convinced me I'd be more comfortable without them. Whaaaaa? Don't look at me like that! Put yourself in my skirt & bloomers for one minute! He had LOLLIES!!!
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Maybe I’m Amazed
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 6:55pm.
Did you not have your hooped skirt and parasol?
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Dear God, she will be in so much pain in the morning! If this is a real story, of course.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 6:49pm
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Actually yes, Sheeps...my Gramps and I were at the beach and he had a huge bag of lollies and I was eating them and playing games with him and not paying attention to covering up and I got a terrible burn.
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Maybe I’m Amazed
Yoo Hoo, Sandbitch. Psst, over here!
Provolone. I need Provolone!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 6:29pm.
I grew up in Australia and had a gazillion horrible burns all over my body.
Were you standing in the sand to get a lolly?
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Whoa. Did I just spy someone using someone else's real name up in here? Do we need to call the Posting Po-Po?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Go Q-Tip your cat.
-----Go hug your pommy Kevin and get your roots done, for cryin' out loud!
Okay/Done/Peace!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 6:15pm.
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Susan Sandbitch, aren't you a little too old, what 51, 53 to be playing these games with me?
I happen to be biracial myself. I'm not racist. That's you taking it as such, you are racist over there in your glorified penile colony.
I know you're no looker and I wasn't surprised to see that. Bully!
I grew up in Australia and had a gazillion horrible burns all over my body. The *worst* one I ever had: the tops of my feet and in between my toes. Holy snappin' arseholes, it was AGONY!
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That burn looks miserable. I wouldn't want to be in her shoes while that's healing.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
What a dumb whore to do this to her face! Does she not understand how much damage she caused to her skin??? Sheesh! I'll admit I think this skank is gorgeous, I really do, but all that beauty is wasted on this oxygen thief, for reals...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 5:47pm.
I do feel good when people on blogs refer to Gwyneth Paltrow as beautiful because I know they would totally think I was gorgeous.
Plus, I'm well traveled, also and do have my degree.
God, I just love Gwyneth! Good for the soul.
==Degree of what? Racism? Self admiration? Alcoholism? Retardation? Cuntism?
Go Q-Tip your cat.
Damn she's ugly as hell without all the spackle and MAC. No wonder she never sets foot out the house without sixteen layers of warpaint.
Oh, Ouch. Sunburns suck.
(Stoney, you are so funny!)
Seeing Kim's original nose on the plastic surgery site yesterday made me sad. She was fine with it, really. But I've worked in clubs and come from a town of good-looking people so I'm rarely impressed by Hollywood celebs today.
Not everyone can be Grace Kelly.
So I get Gia's point and if you don't, then time to make the appt.
Submitted by gia on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 5:20pm.
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I do feel good when people on blogs refer to Gwyneth Paltrow as beautiful because I know they would totally think I was gorgeous...And some members of my family and the girl I saw at Penn Station and lots of people just walking the streets of the Upper East Side.
Plus, I'm well traveled, also and do have my degree.
God, I just love Gwyneth! Good for the soul.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 5:37pm.
My prayers to the sun god were answered!
hahahaha. Mean! Maybe it was a sunlamp?
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My prayers to the sun god were answered! Stay tuned for blisters and peeling and crows feet.