Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This B list television comic actor was at a party very recently. At the party he was overheard offering a female reality tv host increasing amounts of money to sleep with him that night. At one point the offer was $20K. She declined everytime and said she was faithful to her very talented celebrity significant other. (CDAN)
Shit, I would've done it for 20 chicken wings from Popeye's! Okay, for 2 wings. My guess is Charlie Sheen, Heidi Klum and Seal? Charlie doesn't care about a little thing called "baby in the womb."
This D list movie and television actress with A+ list name recognition keeps auditioning for teenage and early 20’s acting roles. The problem she hasn’t realized yet is that all the meth she keeps consuming is making her look 40 and as a consequence hears one no after another for decent roles. Producers don’t want to tell her that though for fear of making her angry or upset which could be very bad for future business. (CDAN)
Bloooooooooooooohan? But could very well be Mischa Barton too.
This young and pretty television actress is a pro on the set. Always on time. Always know her lines. But that may not last long. She has started drinking on a regular basis. It doesn’t take a party for her to pour a little something extra into her beverages. A shot in the afternoon coffee, some vodka in the water bottle. Girl, you’re not hiding it as well as you think. Please get help. (Blind Gosssip)
One the tricks from Gossip Girl? I'm going to guess Blake Lively or Little Jenny? And vodka with coffee is nast. Bitch, use some Bailey's, whisky or a little rum. Don't be sick!
Women aren’t the only ones who are occasionally in denial about their age. This West Coast actor in the forty-ish range is planning on playing a teenager in his next film. No, it’s not like one of those “Big” or “17 Again” scenarios, where the character knows he is one age but is pretending to be another. This actor really thinks he can still pass for a teenager. Those around him won’t tell him to his face that they think he will look like a fool trying to play a character twenty plus years younger, but they sure are talking about it behind his back. Dude, get a clue. (Blind Gossip)
Please let it be Tommy Girl! Please! And please it be for the title role in the remake of Teen Witch!
Which rap titan sweats so profusely during shows that even hard-core female fans won’t go near him until he changes? (Gatecrasher)
Diddy? It's just his body self-moisturizing the sexy.
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The "west coast actor" is Keanu Reeves.
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aww, look at the spotted bunny. bunny so kute! love the bunny! bunnies are soooo cute when they wash the adorable face. what precious EARS! what a sweet little critter! :)
As for the items...
I think the actress one looks older than she is would be someone who was more used to t.v. than linds. I don't know who though.
I'm from the same town as Ashton Kutcher. I know he isn't forty, but maybe Sean William Scott?
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I could see # 2 being Paris Hilton. Wasn't she trying to get a role as a vampire in the twilight movies?
MK, my avie fell in love, he wants bunnies' email address!
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Submitted by SinzOfAnAngel on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 4:42pm.
It's totally Ashton Kutcher with the Dude reference! What a LOSERRRRRRRRRRRR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
When did 31 turn into "forty-ish range"?
I think Mischa is still very pretty and doesn't look 40 like LiLo.
It's LL Cool J. I KNOW this! I was at his concert in Feb and he went through over 20 towels and sweat was literally pouring from his hat! FACT
It's LL Cool J. I KNOW this! I was at his concert in Feb and he went through over 20 towels and sweat was literally pouring from his hat! FACT
I'm more focused on the cuteness that is the bunny.
bunny action. thats all i have to say.
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Judging from the expression, the bunny has seen Madonna's beaver.
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The bunny is just cute overload. *puts on shades to appear hard*
Who the hell would care about offending either Lohan or Barton at this point!?! Would'nt bother me if both wound up workin' in the Dominoes where those other two hics got fired/arrested last week.
Da bunneh! Da bunneh! kisshy, kisshy widdle bunneh feet...
Too much?
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The rabbit is very cute. Number 2 could be Blohan or even her little sister who looks 47 years old.
Number two has to be one of those Olsen girls.
Lol Yomomma!!!! Sometimes I just call my brother for no reason and say "what what in the butt" He reminds me of the guy in the video
#2 could be either, good guess MK. They're both sisters in Meth!!!
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Keanu is 44 and set to play Spike in Cowboy Bebop...?
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I think Ashton too - isn't he supposed to be older than everyone thought initially? Maybe he's in his late thirties.
I'll sleep on this.
Fuck the blindies i want the bunny.
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Submitted by sophie_003 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 5:59pm.
And I agree w/the prev. poster who said Ashton, sorry hon but it's time to grow up!!
Heh, he seems to have the same syndrome as his granny wife.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Question Mike:
are you an animal activist? the reason i ask is because you post alot of pictures and stories pertaining to animals on your blog.
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Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 6:29pm.
who cares...don't give a darn...but dang that bunny bear is ccuuttee!
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Wook at da wittle bunneh feets! Da bunneh! Da bunneh!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
who cares...don't give a darn...but dang that bunny bear is ccuuttee!
keanu reeves for the 40ish actor....?
OK, I totally believe Charlie Sheen for # 1 but Heidi-effing-Klum?! Why didn't he go for someone more attainable, like the meth head from
#2 or the meth head who lives in the dumpster behind my office?
And I agree w/the prev. poster who said Ashton, sorry hon but it's time to grow up!!
I have no clue about any of them; I just popped in to say: BUNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Da bunneh! Da bunneh!
1) Charlie Sheen and Padma (I think that ho is in some sort of a sugar daddy sitch also known as a "committed realationshit"---typo but of the Freudian slip variety so it stays)
2) The smell of burnt ginger and fetid tuna only says FIRE CROTCH to me...Mushy Farton never had A+ list name rec...
3) I dunno her, but I like her...Fuck everyone who says "get help"...I say get your drink on sista! The world needs lushes too!
4) Could it be Bradley Pitt??? Either that (he's delusional after making THAT BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT?) Or it's Tommy Girl...She's rid herself of that thetan that ages a bitch dontcha know...
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The 40ish actor is Paul Walker. He's not THAT young.
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Douchechill!
To hell with the blind items i'm focused on the cute bunny!
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Chris Brown, he reportedly sweats a lot. He's not a rapper but people always call singers rappers....
A what what in the butt...what what
For #2, would Lohan really be considered "TV" actress when the only TV she has done was a guest spot on Ugly Betty?
I guessed Mischa for that one.
And props to Clarisse for using Maynards mug for an AV today :)
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Misha Barton is not A-plus name recognition. If it's not Lindsay Lohan, it's Paris Hilton. But I don't know why producers would be scared of either.
Damn, I'm drawing a blank w/most of these.
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1. I like Charlie Sheen and Heidi Klum for this.
2. One of the Olsen trolls.
3. ???. Someone mentioned Amanda Bynes. Like that guess
4. ???
5. ??? Don't care.
Submitted by Bellaella on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo
Diddy doesn't rap. In fact, Diddy doesn't do much of anything except look and act like a fuckhead with a toothpick.
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Hahahah! I fully agree!
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No condom-wearing, egomaniacal, toothpick-chewing, no-talent SHORT asshole.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I really hope the first one is Charlie Sheen, mainly because it proves there's no changing a man through marriage.
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Submitted by Sugaroo
Diddy doesn't rap. In fact, Diddy doesn't do much of anything except look and act like a fuckhead with a toothpick.
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Hahahah! I fully agree!
i just don't see mischa as a meth user. lindsey def looks like she does something more hardcore than coke....
Ashton Kutcher isnt in the 40ish range.
It is Matthew Mconaughey because he's doing some movie called exchange student. I think he's playing an american exchange student in that film.
So stupid...
the 3rd blind item is amanda bynes no doubt!
Diddy doesn't rap. In fact, Diddy doesn't do much of anything except look and act like a fuckhead with a toothpick.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
#2 is most def. Mischa.
It's totally Ashton Kutcher with the Dude reference! What a LOSERRRRRRRRRRRR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
BUNNY! SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
Okay, Tom Cooze is gonna look about a real a teenager as the assholes in Grease did.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Bunneh is a washa washa washin his face!!!!
Ok. I'm done.
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Countin bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...