Do My Eyes Decieve Me?

Is that really a beautiful sawdust-covered ginge rainbow I see before me? While trolling the ho stroll last night, I wondered why the homeless people looked shiny and why the mangy pigeons picking at dirty maxi-pads looked so glimmery. Now I know why! That's because the goddess of gayelle ginges, Rojo Caliente, spread her beauty all over the streets of NYC yesterday! When Rojo smiles, a gayelle gets approved for a Home Depot Rewards Mastercard.

You know, I've lived in NYC for eleventy million years and I have never come face to face with the ginge rainbow! Not even close. Whenever I smell the exotic scent of power tool oil, I run towards it hoping to find Rojo....but nothing. I've heard stories upon stories from hos who have been in the company of Rojo! The gods must be keeping us apart, because they know that when we meet, planets will explode, Home Depots will crumble, lezzies will collide and ginge mops everywhere will turn white. Or maybe it's because they know I'll go into a seizure while dry humping her hip and men in white jackets would have to taser me off. Naw, that's not it. It must be the whole "earth imploding" thing.

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Submitted by La_Femme_Latina on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 9:56pm.

Submitted by etpiro on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 10:19am.
I share your love of rojo caliente, but one question: why is she dressed like a Gryffindor? I wonder if rojo is a member of the Weasley family. Hmmmm. That could explain the magic!

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exactamundo. That woman looks just like an older brother of Ronald Weasley.
Thanks MK i dont even remember the womans real name anymore, guess i will just have to call her RRRRRRRROOOOOOJJJJJOOOOOO!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 6:10pm.

I saw CN in Manhattan once before I became a dlister, for all I know Rojo was right there and I had no clue I was starting at her beauty.
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Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 6:08pm.

Rojo is really ugly and that picture with Cynthias eyes half closed is bad, bad, bad, poor thing. I wonder what they look like naked together fucking or in the scissor position, yup I wanna see it.

Submitted by beyoncelover on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 9:50am.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISS U.

I WENT TO HOME DEPOT ALL THE WEEKENDS I WAS HOPING TO FIND U.

THE BEAUTY OF ROJO, THE ELEGANCE, EXQUISITE.

Submitted by Romy on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 7:50am.

Looks like she lost a bit of weight. Go Rojo!

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Submitted by roxie on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:01am.

Miss California better watch out, Rojo is coming for her and she's piping mad.

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Submitted by gia on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 11:35am.

Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:37pm.

is rojo jewish? she looks a little jewy
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mm... i guess you're right but i don't think so. Apparently, we Jews don't usually "come in red".
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My husband is Jewish & he is a mild ginge while his sister is a full blown redhead. Their mom has the Jew genes, their dad is mostly Scottish.
Rojo & Cynthia are the most awkward looking couple ever, they just dont fit right to me.

Submitted by etpiro on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 10:49am.

I share your love of rojo caliente, but one question: why is she dressed like a Gryffindor? I wonder if rojo is a member of the Weasley family. Hmmmm. That could explain the magic!

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Submitted by NativeNYker on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 8:24am.

That must be some relationship!

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Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:09am.

I before E except after C. Its DECEIVE, not DECIEVE.
Sorry to be a spelling nerd but its so Dan Quayle to mispell words.
The last word I spelled wrong was Monkey in 3rd grade; I spellled it Monkee like the TV show.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 12:03am.

Rojo is back with her inimitable sense of style, and all is right in the world again.

Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:41pm.

I wonder if she had been ordered to walk behind whats-her-name like Prince Phillip must walk behind the Queen and Samro used to walk behind Hohan?

Or is it just a star&nobody gayelle thing?

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:31pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 10:49pm.
Cynthia's body language is saying she's over this relationship.

I tend to agree..

Me three. Hope that doesn't make Rojo stop smiling.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:23pm.

Submitted by kiwikim on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 10:49pm.

Cynthia's body language is saying she's over this relationship.
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I tend to agree...but I also think she might just be distracted by her famewhoring on this day...is she selling something right now...?

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Submitted by kiwikim on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:19pm.

Cynthia's body language is saying she's over this relationship. She's not making eye contact, not paying any attention, her lover is grasping her arm and she's not grasping back and is trying to stay a few steps ahead of her. I'd say she's embarassed and ready to move on. Sad.

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 10:30pm.

rojo looks like she's lost weight and they both look very happy...which makes me happy...
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 8:49pm.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:36am.
rojo walks 4 paces behind the queen ginge. a little-known behavior of the rare urban gayelle ginge

Hahaha. That statement sounds like I'm watching a National Geographic documantaery on "Rare Ginges".

As the hunter slowly creeps up on the rare species.....she is followed by MK a well known predator...

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 7:00pm.

Rojo is looking hot!

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Submitted by gossiplover on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 5:55pm.

I cant believe c-nix would leave my professor Dr.(he who parted the red sea)dont want to give his last name, for this red headed mess. she can't possibly have a bigger peen by Dr. M, he liked to bike to school in his tights, and that was not a novel in his tights,the man is packing!!!!!!!!!!! why would sheleave that wit, that brain, that peen!!!!! for this?? if its because he wears tights that can be remedied.

Submitted by boop on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 5:29pm.

this is what greeted my eyes upon returning to new york yesterday. i passed them in the cab- she was pulling cynthia, not behind her.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 5:01pm.

Looks like Rojo is on Team Gryffindor.

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Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 4:58pm.

i don't get the obsession over rojo.

Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 4:11pm.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:36am.
rojo walks 4 paces behind the queen ginge. a little-known behavior of the rare urban gayelle ginge

I noticed the same thing. In almost every picture she is walking behind Miss Nixon.

Submitted by Bellaella on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 4:09pm.

They look happy together...:)

I sort of like-hate Cynthia's coat

Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 4:06pm.

Rojo is looking good and happy! She looks like she's lost some weight.

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Submitted by Alex222 on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 3:14pm.

Prince Harry could be Rojo's kid. Darn maybe all redheads look the same.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:30pm.

Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:47pm.

Rojo has an Italian last name. I once tried to learn more about her youth and couldn't find much. She supposedly was a Homecoming Queen.

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Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:17pm.

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:37pm.

is rojo jewish? she looks a little jewy
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mm... i guess you're right but i don't think so. Apparently, we Jews don't usually "come in red". Except for my mom's sisters. But of course, they are half Scottish/half Israeli (my brit BF says that's the craziest mix ever)
But i'd LOVE to walk into the Synagogue and find Rojo in there! i think i'll sit on her lap until the Rabbi (or security) comes drag me off her magic lap!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:16pm.

That's funny I didn't even recognize Cynthia Nixon...why is she looking so haggard and why is Rojo walking behind her for most of these pics?

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Submitted by paris herpes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:14pm.

Rojo is literally behind a lady dressed in a rainbow. How adorable! She looks like a butch dyke leprachaun here! HOTHOTHOT! I think she's your soulmate MK!

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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:07pm.

is rojo jewish? she looks a little jewy

Submitted by aviavi on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:50pm.

Love you Michael and love me some Rojo!

Submitted by de Cosmos on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:24pm.

Her dick is bigger than Zac's.

Submitted by heidispeak01 on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:20pm.

When Rojo smiles, a gayelle gets approved for a Home Depot Rewards Mastercard.

Funniest blog quote EVER...

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 12:48pm.

When Rojo smiles, a gayelle gets approved for a Home Depot Rewards Mastercard.

Hahaha. I just got back from Home Depot. My weed wacker needed a new wacker. Although I didn't see Rojo...there were some gayelle do-it-youselfers about.

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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 12:45pm.

I think the NY Daily news or one of the newspapers has a page on celebrity sightings.

MK, you can make your dream come true if ya find it.

Maybe it's New York magazine. I'll check it out for you.

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 12:42pm.

Is that a flippin' 70's jogging jacket she is wearing?

How Rosie from Will & Grace of her.

It might as well be a Members Only jacket

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 12:33pm.

damnz she's so ugly-sexay! And I'm lusting after Cynthia's dress, which I find odd, because if I saw it on a store rack I'd find the print way too 60s/70s busy.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 12:32pm.

Ha ha ha!!! MK, you are hilarious!!!