Do My Eyes Decieve Me?
Is that really a beautiful sawdust-covered ginge rainbow I see before me? While trolling the ho stroll last night, I wondered why the homeless people looked shiny and why the mangy pigeons picking at dirty maxi-pads looked so glimmery. Now I know why! That's because the goddess of gayelle ginges, Rojo Caliente, spread her beauty all over the streets of NYC yesterday! When Rojo smiles, a gayelle gets approved for a Home Depot Rewards Mastercard.
You know, I've lived in NYC for eleventy million years and I have never come face to face with the ginge rainbow! Not even close. Whenever I smell the exotic scent of power tool oil, I run towards it hoping to find Rojo....but nothing. I've heard stories upon stories from hos who have been in the company of Rojo! The gods must be keeping us apart, because they know that when we meet, planets will explode, Home Depots will crumble, lezzies will collide and ginge mops everywhere will turn white. Or maybe it's because they know I'll go into a seizure while dry humping her hip and men in white jackets would have to taser me off. Naw, that's not it. It must be the whole "earth imploding" thing.
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you forgot to file this under HOTNESS.
I was on line right behind them in a movie theater on the upper west side a few years ago waiting to see Borat. They were chill and no one bothered them. Don't know what film they checked out.
Is that a vibrator in her pocket or is she happy to see you?
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Go the theater at night, MK. Legitimate plays. Go see Cynthia in Distracted. Or take the 104 Broadway bus uptown. I've seen them both places; they live in the West 70s. I want you to meet your goal of seeing Rojo Caliente in the worst way!
LOL @Slutsville! Word!
They are such a cute couple. I would love an invite to the wedding..hint hint. ;^)
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 10:23am.
The bedroom highjinx must be great, look at Cindy's legs.
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Her legs do look particularly hot, don't they? I think it's the ginge magic that sprinkles down from the center of her lady parts.
MK & his Rojo "thang" always amuses!
Submitted by LA on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 10:31am.
Quick question. How long is eleventy million years?
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To the neighbors of the Cartwright couple in the U.K., they define eleventy million years as what listening to one night of that couple's screams feels like.
MK, you could always invite her out to a WNBA game. But then again, she probably already has court side season tickets.
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Quick question. How long is eleventy million years?
MK, would you really go up to her?
She does seem like a happy, smiley woman though so might appreciate the love.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
You spelled "deceive" wrong.
But Urban Dictionary defines "decieve" as this:
"While doing a girl doggie style you are about to blow your load... you spit on her back decieving her into thinking you just came. When she turns around you blow your load in her face."
Is that what you meant?
They look happy but not intimate. They're maintaining physical separation.
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You could have made efforts to minimise your vocalisation while having sex. You have not shown due respect for other human beings.
I would so watch these two ginges on a reality show...and I don't even watch TV.
Red Beaver Buddies!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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nice Harry Potter quidditch jacket, rojo!
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MK you have strange obsessions.
" fondling stuffed german shepherd collection while giving nervous side eye."
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The bedroom highjinx must be great, look at Cindy's legs.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Rojo!!! <3
My world is instantly just a little more elegant.
MK, your love for Rojo Caliente eludes me, but it's downright adorable.
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I love these 2.
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The angry man will defeat himself in battle, as well as in life.
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