So That's What He Puts In Those Cheese Grits?
"Mahs Pappy is druggin' me!!!" That's what Brit Brit Spears is reportedly telling her friends. Some source (*cough*osamalutfi*cough*) tells Look Magazine (via Showbiz Spy) that the Cheetoneck thinks Daddy Spears has upped her medication to keep her druggy druggy and under his spell.
The source said, “Britney is sure her father is out to get her and that he’s drugging her to turn her into a zombie who won’t fight back. Ever since her breakdown last year when she was hospitalized, she’s been on prescription pills to battle her panic attacks. Her doctors have also prescribed anti-anxiety drugs Valium and Ativan to deal with stress and to help her sleep. As part of the court-ordered conservatorship, Jamie has to make sure Britney takes the correct dosage because she forgets to take them otherwise. But lately she’s been nodding off randomly in the middle of conversations and is convinced it’s because Jamie’s giving her too much much."
Brit Brit has apparently been secretly texting Landing Strip again asking for his help. Oh, Brit. Just lay back, enjoy the ride and watch the glittery Chester Cheetahs dance around in the sparkly Frapp rain.
For real, I do not see the problem here. If my daddy made me cheese grits with VELVEETA and fed me Valium like it was Rollitos, not only would I never leave home, I'd also nominate him for Daddy of the Millennium! I would even ignore the horrific fact that he always wears his cell phone on the outside of his pocket. Just pour some Valium grits in my mouth and I'll do whatever you say!
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I want that kitchen.
Amnesia, forgetfullness and trouble concentrating are some of the side effects.
Could this why she said "Merry Christmas" at one of her recent concerts?
Valium and Ativan!?!? WHatever. Give her a triple dose daddy Spears. All the money will be yours and you can have your life back.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 1:10am.
That dumb skank is so fuckin' ungrateful!!! I'd kill a New York block for one bowl of valium cheese grits! Who wouldn't???? Its valium, cheese and grits....What more do you need??? What? What? Oh yes, PURPLE DRANK!!!!
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Can't believe In Touch Weekly made me love it for a change....
I see the headline:
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but I have to move closer...and closer still to see the tag....
has a girlfriend.
LOL!
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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 6:27pm.
I shouldn't have made that joke. In all seriousness, all of these medications need to be carefully monitored and shouldn't be taken casually.
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Please forgive me for asking a personal question. Is it possible that that there is an underlying physical cause to the panic attacks you described? If you are a woman,mitral valve prolapse (and that's just one of many disorders/conditions) is easily mistaken for panic attacks. This disorder is far more common in women than men, and Drs. tend to assume that any illness is psychosomatic in women. It is far easier than making a thorough examination. The good news is that MVP rarely leads to serious cardiac problems and can gradually wear off if a woman has it. I do not mean to offend or imply anything rude to you or your Dr. and I apologize in advance. The only reason I am saying anything at all is because I know 4 women who were diagnosed with panic attacks and placed on mood stabilizers, antianxiety meds, etc when the real problem was physical.I've also had serious physical problems which were attributed to psychological reasons, and as a result I find it difficult to ignore anyone else's pain. Nor can I kill the quacks. Anyway, best of luck to you & I hope you feel, better soon.(Tell me to fuck off if my questions are inappropriate; I need to know)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 1:10am.
That dumb skank is so fuckin' ungrateful!!! I'd kill a New York block for one bowl of valium cheese grits! Who wouldn't???? Its valium, cheese and grits....What more do you need??? What? What? Oh yes, PURPLE DRANK!!!!
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For the 1,000th time, Tigerlilly, you have made me laugh to the point of agony.Seriously-I have incurable Trigeminal Neuralgia + Genticulous(sp?wtf) Neuralgia,and just smiling can set off spasms.Are you a stand-up commeian, or just incredibly witty?
OT:1) Velveeta is absolutely disgusting,the Spears family must come from an unsophisticated part of Louisiana. New Orleans people are SERIOUS about good food.Ick,do they put sugar on their grits or make jambalaya with minute rice?
2)Valium is effective for panic attacks,but Xanax is better for that.I take Valium for pain.(major cluster of neurological diseases)Taken alone,it works better than almost all painkillers;taken with painkillers,it enhances.
3)Britney Spears has mental problems,no doubt.I'm not a Dr., PA, or NP;however, growing up with a paranoid schizophrenic uncle, working for a neural research unit in college, and working at a service center for people with completely destroyed lives taught me plenty.
4)OF COURSE she is ungrateful.While most people with psychological imbalances are more to be pitied than censured, there is no denying that their behavior can be fucking obnoxious.
5)Resentment is more common than gratitude in anyone who has been helped/rescued from a desperate situation.Even for sane people, it is easier to despise the rescuer than to deal with the shame/embarassment of needing help. Does that make sense?
6)Everyone who said that Mama Spears is a terrible mother is right,as is everyone who pointed out that sometimes people with mental disorders refuse to take their Rxs.Hell yes it might be neccessary to surreptitiously medicate-anyone who has witnessed just one full-blown psychotic break would agree.
7)Britney Spears' children are not safe if left alone with her.Does anyone else think of Andrea Yates,Susan Smith, or Sylvia Plath?
Say what you will about Donkey Dick Federline,(hee-whore,hee-whore)has he ever harmed or neglected a child?I wouldn't let Britney alone with my dog!
8) Charles Manson-you are so right about Drs. over-prescribing psychotropic medications. Motherfuckers would rather push legal dope than actually diagnose and treat a medical condition.The wrong Rx,or combination of Rxs can cause side effects from hell, or kill someone.A dear friend died from his migraine medication,my sister-in-law had a stroke from a combination of the wrong Rxs and surgical shock....What the hell is going to happen to all those children who are on Ritalin or Adderall now?
Finally, I think anyone who devotes themselves to caring for a relative with mental disorders is heroic.Especially if the relative is a parent. We have Mother's Day, Father's Day, but those who rise to the challenge of looking after a parent/brother/sister do so at great personal cost, without recognition.The social services center I worked in was full of homeless clients whose families were unwilling or unable to cope with them.
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He can cook my grits but I prefer valium flavored farina.
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For anyone who thinks that SHITney should be making her own decisions, I have one thing to say that should put an end your arguement:
"Mah puss-say is hangin' out"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 1:10am.
That dumb skank is so fuckin' ungrateful!!! I'd kill a New York block for one bowl of valium cheese grits! Who wouldn't???? Its valium, cheese and grits....What more do you need??? What? What? Oh yes, PURPLE DRANK!!!!
I bet Pappy Spears has his OWN Rx version of that....
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
That dumb skank is so fuckin' ungrateful!!! I'd kill a New York block for one bowl of valium cheese grits! Who wouldn't???? Its valium, cheese and grits....What more do you need??? What? What? Oh yes, PURPLE DRANK!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
but I'm sure it makes you just about as wet as Britney with her pussy hangin' out, a Frapp in one hand and a bag of Cheetos in the other:)
Yep! mocha starbucks frapps are my downfall...
its gambling stuff, the fact that you dont know what im talking about makes me realize you're not some softball playin lezzie rojo caliente
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Actually, it just occurred to me. This is like some court sanctioned Anna Nicole shit up in here.
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If Britneys parents had done a better job of actually being parents when she was a kid, none of this crap would be going on. She was/is only seen as a moneymachine. Britney's problems stem mainly from bad parenting, not a bipolar disorder. Everything in her life had been taken care of, never learning to take care of herself, let alone two young kids. No wonder Brintey got into all that mess.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:33pm.
YES! theres baseball and the nfl draft is coming up. I dont mean to get you all wet angel i, but Ian Kinsler hit for the cycle in my 100$ buyin fantasy baseball league...
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Well, thank you for your concern but I'm pretty sure I'd have to have, at least, the SLIGHTEST clue about what any of those words mean all strung together like that to get all hot and bothered...and, somehow, even then...
but I'm sure it makes you just about as wet as Britney with her pussy hangin' out, a Frapp in one hand and a bag of Cheetos in the other:)
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This dumbass would be trolling a la Lohan if her father hadn't stopped his own life to take over hers. She couldn't even see her kids until he got her feet back on the ground and took away her umbrella (ella...ella).
I always got the impression her mother was the enabler (like Dina), and that's why daddy had to step in.
Of course he should get paid for doing this crap - he has no life of his own anymore, and wasn't he a chef or something? Britney didn't support him then.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:33pm.
YES! theres baseball and the nfl draft is coming up. I dont mean to get you all wet angel i, but Ian Kinsler hit for the cycle in my 100$ buyin fantasy baseball league...
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
iHeartHaters on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 8:35pm.
Who the fuck tours when under a conservatorship??
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Look, why bring logic into this?
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Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:29pm.
After the rangers win the stanley cup angel i.
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How can this be? It's April, for Pete's sake! Don't we have some more springtimey sports you boys can be focusing on?! SO much hockey! Ugh!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:23pm.
oh yeah, what ever happened to the little sister? Is she done?
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All it took was a simple GED for her to realize the importance of going away and being a mommy to her babe for while.
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After the rangers win the stanley cup angel i. @tits Its sean avery fucking up martin 'i fuck my wifes sister' brodeur.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:23pm.
oh yeah, what ever happened to the little sister? Is she done?
Wasn't it just her birthday?
I guess Daddy is just making sure the moneymaker in the family doesn't die just yet.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
oh yeah, what ever happened to the little sister? Is she done?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:20pm.
@Provolone:
Can't you put something less Canadian looking in your avvie? I don't want people thinking you might come from here.
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I dunno... I'm not seeing any blood on the ice. Plus the unies look like habs/rangers so fuck em.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Sheeps on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:04pm.
hahahaha. You're good, Zomay. Might want to get into spamming for realz. Can work from home, good benies.
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Really?! Thanks! Always wondered how one stumbles into that line of work. Maybe I should go back to school and get a spammers degree. A Masters in spamonics might get my foot in the door...
@Provolone:
Can't you put something less Canadian looking in your avvie? I don't want people thinking you might come from here.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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in a post 9-11 world you gotta feel for a father whos daughter fucked an afghani, my heart goes out to you daddy spears
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Submitted by Rockwell on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 5:42pm.
I find it sad that her famewhoring has been the ruination of her family. Her dad is saddled with a twenty-something baby who is so dumb/delusional that she can’t take care of herself, LET ALONE HER OWN TWO SPAWN. This guy doesn’t have a life of his own choosing. But I guess that is the price to pay for him and his now ex-wife letting their daughter suck the fame-cock. Mama Spears should have to help bear this burden instead of hiding out in her hillbilly mansion in Loseranna.
Her biggest problem is she is a very dumb person. The lip-synching and dancing fame days of ’99 are GONE BABY GONE. I damn all the tween twits that made her a millionaire and “star” in the first place. She’s a one trick pony and can’t handle the fact that she really has nothing else to offer. All she is doing is re-hashing what she’s already done….over and over and over again. Bitch can't sing, plain and simple. Boring.
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Agreed; and well said, I might add. Interesting that pimp-mommy spears has disappeared, now that her oldest daughter has become a raving psychotic drugged up mess who can't even wipe her own ass with help, and her youngest has killed her career by spreading her legs & getting knocked up at age 16 (by her 40 year old ex-manager, it's rumored). She deserves the "dina lohan mother of the year" award for the mother most deserving to be whacked...
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:52pm.
Noooo Jamie Spears face, Angel. He is a slightly toasted Mexican with the sweetest disposition and no drugging inclinations. lol
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Oooooo Nanoop! You know what else is good? Watermelon juice! Mmmmmmmmm! We got that at the Fair as well. And funnel cake.
TeeVee! Shot glass times? That'll work pretty good to boost a sinkhole up on an escalator.
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But wait - he don't got Daddy Spears FAS face, does he?
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With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by MzSassy on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:49pm.
Haha! You are right, Benjamin Buttons AND Jack Daniels!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:43pm.
You like the older guys? My dad is in his early 60s and is pretty hwat in a dad salt and pepper kinda way. Oh and he rolls a killer blunt! lol
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That's my kinda man, right there:D
There's something special about a strong older man. I mean, easy peasy building a rack when you're young but maintaining one for 30 or 40 years - that's extra hot.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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ubmitted by boomsy on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:42pm.
@dv: I don't know, but she has one pic where she says "always a drink in hand" that explains it all if you ask me...poor baby.
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Did you see where someone commented, " You shouldn't drink while pregnant" ?
Yeah, poor baby is right!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by MzSassy: "Is it just me, or does this baby look like he has fetal alcohol syndrome? ....
http://www.flickr.com/photos/14937198@N03/3393494100/.
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You sure it's a baby and not a midget after a long night of partying?
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ROFL, you never know :O...and oh yeah I just remembered....that's right, it could be some BENJAMIN BUTTONS shit with that kid! LOL!
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:45pm.
Yes Nanoop! Horchata rulz! We got some at the New Mexico State Fair recently.
Yes TeeVee, my dad is Cheech. That's why I'm so short. You member, you had to give me a boost at the Lion exhibit in Vegas.
Si, mon on the horchata!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:45pm.
Yes Nanoop! Horchata rulz! We got some at the New Mexico State Fair recently.
Yes TeeVee, my dad is Cheech. That's why I'm so short. You member, you had to give me a boost at the Lion exhibit in Vegas.
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Well the step up onto the escalator WAS kind of high.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:43pm.
You like the older guys? My dad is in his early 60s and is pretty hwat in a dad salt and pepper kinda way. Oh and he rolls a killer blunt! lol
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Yes Nanoop! Horchata rulz! We got some at the New Mexico State Fair recently.
Yes TeeVee, my dad is Cheech. That's why I'm so short. You member, you had to give me a boost at the Lion exhibit in Vegas.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:37pm.
My dad look just like Jamie Spears except shave off a couple of inches, make him a chicano, and give him a joint hanging out his mouf. Yeah, my dad rules!
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LOL! More agreement. You dad totally sounds ilke someone I would date;p No - really.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:37pm.
Your dad is Cheech?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@dv: I don't know, but she has one pic where she says "always a drink in hand" that explains it all if you ask me...poor baby.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 9:37pm.
My dad look just like Jamie Spears except shave off a couple of inches, make him a chicano, and give him a joint hanging out his mouf. Yeah, my dad rules!
But does YOUR daddy slip the good shit into your horchata????
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
My dad look just like Jamie Spears except shave off a couple of inches, make him a chicano, and give him a joint hanging out his mouf. Yeah, my dad rules!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 8:59pm.
He is ugly........but let's wait until he sings "I Dreamed A Dream" from Les Miserables.....then people will really love him!
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I picture him in a smoking jacket, singing "Blue Spanish Eyes" in Vegas.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............