Vadge Fell Of A Horse
Vadge was galloping through Steven Klein's South Hampton, NY estate on a horse yesterday when the paps jumped out of the bushes to get a picture of the two. Obviously, the horse didn't want to be photographed with Vadge on his back, so he threw her ass off!
Vadge got fucked up just a bit and had to be shuttled off to a nearby hospital. Lucky for her ass, Vadge was wearing a helmet and riding gear at the time. Vadge's spokesbitch said the hospital released her after treating her for minor injuries bruises. She will be fine.
Her spokesbitch issued this statement: "The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer, who was visiting friends on Eastern Long Island over the weekend. Madonna will be having further tests and will continue to remain under observation by doctors."
This isn't Vadge's first time at the "Dropped By A Horse Rodeo," back in 2005 she broke a ton of ole' bones after falling off a horse in England. Damn that Osteoporosis!
So, basically, horseys don't like Vadge very much. Maybe she should start riding something a little closer to the ground. Giant bunny rabbits? Elderly Mastiffs? Morbidly obese pigs? Naw, none of those animals would appreciate a giant roid wart on their back. Vadge should play it safe from now on and stick to riding Baby Jesuses.
Source: UsWeekly
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Christ-look at that picture of her on the horse-the whole fucking thing was retouched so much she looks about 12!!
Horsey doesnt need any re touching though...
When I was a pony mad kid my mom used to tell me "it took 40 falls to make a horse woman"
Vadge fancies herself as some horse woman apparently...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
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Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 3:53pm.
Couldn't have described her better myself.
According to the NY Post:
"The 50-year-old pop queen, decked out in full riding gear and helmet, was enjoying the beautiful spring day at famed lensman Steven Klein's horse farm in Bridgehampton.
The Material Mom, who suffered broken bones in a similar accident three years ago, was leaping over hurdles on a brown steed on the East End spread when she bit the dust just before 4:30 p.m.
In the wake of the titanic tumble, more than 10 people, including her Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz, 22, rushed to her side.
Rescue workers, who arrived minutes later, scooped up the "Like a Virgin" songstress and gingerly carried her on a backboard to a waiting ambulance, which raced to Southampton Hospital. ..."
Not a papper in sight, so all this is about, is this hag sucking at horse riding as much as she sucks at being a decent human.
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Submitted by CityGirl on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Lory on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by CityGirl on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 3:15pm.
;* do u consider this comment was really shocking? Thanks
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Not at all, just a bit intense. LOL.
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Well, I`ll take this as a complement;b
I'm surprised Madonna didn't shatter like Meryl and Goldie at the end of Death Becomes Her.
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Dear Horse, Next time can you please trample Vadge to death? Thanks much, SF
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Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 5:14am.
http://www.newprophecy.net/madonna.htm
You've got to be joking.
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According to CNN 14 horses died just before a polo match. Some freakfan of Vadge's must have offered them as a sacrifice.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 12:02am.
and burn the barn and salt the earth afterwards... can't be too careful!!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 11:52pm.
damn those donkey shows!!... well, the horse should have taken precautions... ya know, kick her before she gets close enough to ride
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To be safe, they should take them both behind the barn and shoot them.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 11:52pm.
damn those donkey shows!!... well, the horse should have taken precautions... ya know, kick her before she gets close enough to ride
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 11:41pm.
sure, she didn't get trampled to death, but.... i now owe this horse a case of sugar cubes
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That'll go well with what Madonna gave him, a case of chlamydia.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She has no business on a horse and needs to stop the pretentiousness.
Animals can sense when you are a narcissist and not a true animal lover.
You always have to be self-confidant on a horse and it seems this is not the case for her.
She's lucky she isn't paralyzed.
Never get on a horse when you can see the whites of his eyes. She needs to know this.
sure, she didn't get trampled to death, but.... i now owe this horse a case of sugar cubes
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the accident occurred cauz the bitch sux at riding horses
I didn't know the whore rode the beast, is it a sign of the apocalypse?
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That's fucked up. What did they think was going to happen? Some jackass with a camera pops out from a bush, of course the horse was spooked. I'm not usually on Madonna's side, but that asshole could have killed her.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Inflatuated on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 8:27pm.
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Gift horse indeed. Thank you horsey for the good tidings.
Life is never perfect, no matter what you think you deserve.
Just desert? Perhaps. Of the high horse, Madonna honey, off you go.
I'm a Sag, and so I know.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by whatyagonnado on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 6:51pm.
The photos already surfaced. She really did fall off the fucker.
This woman has a death wish. STOP WITH THE FUCKING HORSES! They're just not that into you!
Ride Jesus' Brazilian horse hung cock!
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Submitted by CityGirl on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Lory on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by CityGirl on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 3:15pm.
Maybe only these Imbeciles and the lame robots who worship Vadge, will suffer when she dies, but I don`t give a fuck ab them, The Normal civilised people will feel just relief. The Madonna is the 3d the worst crap that ever happened to the world after Hitler and AIDS
She should be more careful with her quotes cause they can play against her;b
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But seriously, tell us how you feel. LOL.
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Not at all, just a bit intense. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
too bad she didn't take the CR fall.
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The pap that was taking pictures of her that day said she was lying. He said he took pictures of her before the fall and after. He said he was the only dude around.
Between Madonna and the paparazzi, I'll believe the paps everytime.
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Na Na Nancy on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:30pm.
she could have really been hurt!!
COME ON!! it"s MADONNA!!
MADONNA
WHY YOU ALL HATIN?
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cuz she wasn't seriously hurt like she deserves...I KEED, I KEED.....
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No kidding Tiger....Grrrrrrr!
I totally agree with you. She and that other self entitled whore....what's the word.... damn the merlot for making me think slow.....oh yeah, that goop monster, Gwenny...should be seriously injured falling off their frickin' high horses.
Instead, it seems to me they only fall off Jack's mini cattle, dear as they are (the cattle, not the self entitled whores).
Good to see you are well tiger - here's some juicy fresh meat for ya!!!!
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Fresh juicy meat? That's something I rarely see in a Vadge thread...Usually, it's just gristle, petrified bone and desiccated skin...??? Meh, I guess don't look a gift horse (especially one who threw Madonna off its SEXAY BACK) in da mouf...I'm on it like white on rice! Thanks, whore!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sorry but HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love when these wannabe Brits try to act posh and get thrown off their horses.
Leave that shit to Jordan. Her massive boobies stay molded around the horse's neck so she never gets kicked off.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Na Na Nancy on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:30pm.
she could have really been hurt!!
COME ON!! it"s MADONNA!!
MADONNA
WHY YOU ALL HATIN?
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cuz she wasn't seriously hurt like she deserves...I KEED, I KEED.....
(not really...)
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No kidding Tiger....Grrrrrrr!
I totally agree with you. She and that other self entitled whore....what's the word.... damn the merlot for making me think slow.....oh yeah, that goop monster, Gwenny...should be seriously injured falling off their frickin' high horses.
Instead, it seems to me they only fall off Jack's mini cattle, dear as they are (the cattle, not the self entitled whores).
Good to see you are well tiger - here's some juicy fresh meat for ya!!!!
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Did Vadge not learn anything from her last fall off a horse? How much you want to bet she gets on another horse after this? She is just not a good horse rider and cannot admit it. Leave the horses alone Vadge!
Submitted by Na Na Nancy on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:30pm.
she could have really been hurt!!
COME ON!! it"s MADONNA!!
MADONNA
WHY YOU ALL HATIN?
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cuz she wasn't seriously hurt like she deserves...I KEED, I KEED.....
(not really...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by BarbadoSlim on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 3:53pm.
According to the NY Post:
"The 50-year-old pop queen, decked out in full riding gear and helmet, was enjoying the beautiful spring day at famed lensman Steven Klein's horse farm in Bridgehampton.
The Material Mom, who suffered broken bones in a similar accident three years ago, was leaping over hurdles on a brown steed on the East End spread when she bit the dust just before 4:30 p.m.
This sounds very familiar:
Christopher Reeves fell off a horse during a competition that involved among other obstacles jumping over hurdles. Paralyzed from the neck down his movie career ended.
STAY AWAY FROM THE HORSES!
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she could have really been hurt!!
COME ON!! it"s MADONNA!!
MADONNA
WHY YOU ALL HATIN?
That horse is already on its way to becoming the glue that holds Vadge's hip replacement together.
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Please. The only thing that got bruised was her massive ego.
broomstick?
I know - she's discovered HAND surgery!
That would be hilarious, actually.
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The Page Six photos show her on a horse, then on the ground surrounded by burly minders, then being lifted into an ambulance. No photos of her actually falling off the horse (and believe me, paps take tons of successive photos and if there were one of her falling off the damn horse, it would be everywhere). No paps around, except ostensibly for the one taking the photos. I call BS.
This whole thing stinks to high heaven to me, and yeah, it's either a blatant bid for sympathy ("OH NOES! WHAT IF SHE ENDS UP LIKE NATASHA ELEVENTY!!") or an excuse for more covert plastic surgery (er, "freshening" or "vacation"). Gross.
The photos already surfaced. She really did fall off the fucker.
This woman has a death wish. STOP WITH THE FUCKING HORSES! They're just not that into you!
Ride Jesus' Brazilian horse hung cock!
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Ooooh, I bet that pissed her off. Haha!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 5:24pm.
dear dog in heaven why oh why oh why are the mass media still buying the crap put out by this master manipulator, lying hunk of self serving pile of cow shit?
~divorce - looks bad
~MUCH younger sex toy - looks bad
~major plastic surgery - looks bad (hah)
~spends $40 million on a condo - looks bad
~loses bid to buy another child - looks bad
=You forgot standing hairy vadged naked in the middle of a freeway for a photo shoot.
Guy Ritchie certainly knows when to cash his chips.
I wonder how long it will be before Lourdes realizes that Guy made off with a huge chunk of her inheritance.
Submitted by CrazyGal on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by CityGirl on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 3:15pm.
Maybe only these Imbeciles and the lame robots who worship Vadge, will suffer when she dies, but I don`t give a fuck ab them, The Normal civilised people will feel just relief. The Madonna is the 3d the worst crap that ever happened to the world after Hitler and AIDS
She should be more careful with her quotes cause they can play against her;b
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I hate Madonna just like the next person but even I have to admit that this comment was scary.
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I didn`t mean to make this comment scary, that`s just how I see the situation, Vadge just sometimes seems so fuckinly out of mind and disgustingly self-confident like Hitler/ brings the distruction and is trying to paralize you with herself like the Aids
Submitted by CityGirl on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 5:26pm.
Is english your mother tongue?
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agree 100%
people won't buy the product she is with all of these negativities
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 5:24pm.
dear dog in heaven why oh why oh why are the mass media still buying the crap put out by this master manipulator, lying hunk of self serving pile of cow shit?
~divorce - looks bad
~MUCH younger sex toy - looks bad
~major plastic surgery - looks bad (hah)
~spends $40 million on a condo - looks bad
~loses bid to buy another child - looks bad
OF COURSE SHE NEEDS SYMPATHY NOW!
With all the stories being put out showing how paps are crossing the line and being turned upon - what could be more natural right?
FAKE-FAKE-FAKE-FAKE-FAKE.
If you're going to be jumping hurdles and such on a horse - don't you want to know that horse REALLY REALLY well? Not just a one off thing? The horse would need to know her as well.
Then again I doubt anyone had the balls to tell her no.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
dear dog in heaven why oh why oh why are the mass media still buying the crap put out by this master manipulator, lying hunk of self serving pile of cow shit?
~divorce - looks bad
~MUCH younger sex toy - looks bad
~major plastic surgery - looks bad (hah)
~spends $40 million on a condo - looks bad
~loses bid to buy another child - looks bad
OF COURSE SHE NEEDS SYMPATHY NOW!
With all the stories being put out showing how paps are crossing the line and being turned upon - what could be more natural right?
FAKE-FAKE-FAKE-FAKE-FAKE.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
She needs to stop riding horses Now. I don't want to even know about a third time.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.