The Hoff Takes Coachella!
When I first heard Amy Wino was going to shower her meth loogies all over Coachella, I was more than willing to fry my ass lips off to get a glimpse of her heroin shake. Then it was announced that America wouldn't let her in, so I put my coochie cutters away. And look at everything I missed!
I mean, I could have witnessed The Hoff doing gross mouth things with some kind of creature who may still have a nutsack dangling down below. Also, I could have marveled at Kate Bosworth attempting to eat a piece of pizza, but not quite getting it. Methinks the skinny bitch forgot how to swallow. Even Reese Witherspoon and her main homegirl were there drinking out of coconuts! Well, I think just Reese was. Jakey knew it was kind of cliche for him to be sucking milky liquid out of a long tube.
But for those of us that didn't go, it's a good fucking thing, because that skankwhoreuglytrampbitchcunt Wonky McValtrex was there to put the HELL in Coachella. Those poor fools who were within a 2-mile radius of Wonky engaging in illegal acts (i.e. tongue fucking her dildo boyfriend) better take a trip down to the free clinic before their pores start leaking toxic pussy fluids.
Here's more celebwhores at Coachella yesterday including Kristin Cavawhogivesafuck, Tara Reid, Evan Rachel Wood's doppelganger and the ghost of Kurt Cobain.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:36pm.
To be honest with you, I find that guy hard to take. A real hater of life in general and women in particular. Nice booby pics, though. ;}
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:22pm.
So I guess you don't have a user profile with Drunken Stepfather.
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You know, if I didn't have a drunken stepfather IRL, I probably wouldn't be so repulsed by that guy. On second thoughts, yeah, I would be. Mr Prez you probably go there for articles, right? Tee hee.
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@Mr. Pres:
Um...no.
In fact, I do my best to not even say the name of that site in my head ;S
PS. a :) just for you - I'm bein' so negative and all!
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@joe schmoe:
Rodlington Stewart, huh? LOL!
Still..gotta luv a classic!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:22pm.
So I guess you don't have a user profile with Drunken Stepfather.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 6:53pm.
This is totally off topic, but this kid KILLS me. *wipes snot off of chin*
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Particularly the poor kid's face when Simon stops the first song. Jesus, I would have fainted dead away from nerves, right there.
PS I thought he was doing an ok job on *Valerie*
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 6:58pm.
Hi angel. Great video. How badly do you think Jacko wants to duet with the boy after seeing that?
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Now, now. I just saw Bob Saget's Roast. I don't think I can handle any more pedo talk for a couple of weeks now...I'm, like, over my quota already...
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 6:58pm.
Hi angel. Great video. How badly do you think Jacko wants to duet with the boy after seeing that?
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Vporterhouse on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 7:05pm.
Not a fan of Paris, but her body looks awesome, hair and glasses look fab....can't believe I said it -but it's true.
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I hate that too. She often puts herself together really well. And, sometimes REALLY badly, which is funny and ok by me (I like the way it brings out her Big Bird qualities). But this, and other atrocities, always make me wonder: Can integrity and fashion sense co-exist?
@IG: So good I hadda see it TWICE! I never do that!
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Not a fan of Paris, but her body looks awesome, hair and glasses look fab....can't believe I said it -but it's true.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 6:58pm.
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I know, right? Amazing.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 6:53pm.
This is totally off topic, but this kid KILLS me. *wipes snot off of chin*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lSmha_Psr4
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Ha! Now THAT is a SHOWSTOPPER!
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This is totally off topic, but this kid KILLS me. *wipes snot off of chin*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lSmha_Psr4
Submitted by Seen around London on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 6:22pm.
Paris is an anus. Jumping from bed to bed and wanting us to believe she's filled up the twat with love for each and everyone of these dickheads.
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Agreed. Paris the stupid leg spread slut is like a black hole; she should keep her skanky ass away from anyone with any talent, as everyone's IQ and talent quickly disapates the longer she's around. Personally, since she's such a bigtime druggy (despite how she tries to sell her image as "American royalty"), I can't wait until the day she OD's...
HEY! How DARE you insinuate that Paris doesn't love this guy? They have been together for like, 3 months! He is her BEST FRIEND, and she is going to marry him!!!!
*rolls eyes*
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“I don’t look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she’s going to end up looking like me.”
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Paris is an anus. Jumping from bed to bed and wanting us to believe she's filled up the twat with love for each and everyone of these dickheads. And how does that freak Hoff not know that a pretty chick wouldn't be with him if she had any money of her own. Shit, I just looked again, is Resse Witherfork preggo?
angel, I haven't even had a baby, and I have one. No matter how cut my upper stomach may get, the lower part is always a little poochy!
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“I don’t look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she’s going to end up looking like me.”
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@PSL:
It just where our fat loves to be. :)
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It keeps our behbehs warm!:D
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I 'm highly amused thinking of ALL these tools desperately calling their homosexual stylists begging to make them look like, they are "with it."
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Hasselhoff must have shopped at the Hipster Dept. at Macy's before the show.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Reese usually wears better clothes....she's not stick thin though, she is a healthy weight, and exercises. She just has a teeny tummy, many women do. It just where our fat loves to be. :)
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 5:47pm.
@PSL: I've never seen it before; maybe she normally wears Spanx or something?
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I think it's the clothing..that's a pretty lifeless jumpsuit she's got on there....on a "girl", maybe, it wouldn't do that but, yeah, womanly curves...not so much...
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@PSL: I've never seen it before; maybe she normally wears Spanx or something?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
she has a bit of a pooch. many thin women do....she's had babies!
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“I don’t look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she’s going to end up looking like me.”
-Whoopi Goldberg
Is it just the outfit or does Reese have a little pooch going on there? It just looks weird because clearly she's rather thin...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Ridiculous, embarrassed by their wanna be pseudo hipster attire.None of y'all are remotely cool. Except maybe Dita <3 Great musical lineup though, lucky twats got to see.
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It's not often you see Paris Hilton with a fag in her mouth.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 3:32pm.
Cheers, Manimal5!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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That pale woman in the keds looks like she should be hanging laundry in the yard.
ps she should always wear heels. the casual looks seems so wrong on her. spoils the facade.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Ditta Von Stripper looks like she should be down in Boca.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
So that man in the main picture - those pants? Do you think he
A/ went at them with a pair of nail scissors in the bathroom
B/ paid someone to go at them with a pair of nail scissors
C/ bought them like that for $200+
D/ has worn the same pair of jeans every day straight for the past 2 years which has resulted in the fabric being worn down and torn as shown?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
I love Dita- but the KEDS need to go... the rest need a bath.STAT!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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M. Ward: Coachella 2009 - Roll Over Beethoven
Paul McCartney: Coachella 2009 - Hey Jude
The Killers: Coachella 2009 - For Reasons Unknown
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Thanks for the links, peeps!
I've had a crush on Paul since I was 8. haha 0:-)
My older brother is a big fan.
Also, I'll take Brandon Flowers w. a side of slaw. Thanks!
Jake must have finished being "serviced" that he forgot to zip up his pants! hahaha Good for him..Bad for Reese. She wasn't doing the servicing. hint hint.
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Another festival that no talent slut paris hilton has fucked up. The Aspen film festival, now this. Why the leg spread slut had to sully another gathering of people is beyond me...
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 2:24pm.
That's what you get for not heeding MK's "no cellphone on the belt" rule.
Uh yeah, record and zoom button. Did you also set up a website and upload the video while you were bent ovah?
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Yeah, I would have loved to see Macca. :(
I don't know if it would be worth being punished with the sight of this Fug Explosion though.
Think I'll wait til he comes around solo.
On a positive note: Dita looks cute.
I went on Fri,I saw no celebrities (thankfully no Paris),and Paul McCartney was incredible, he played til 1 and made the whole hell weather, grody bathrooms, and listening to Morrisey throw a fit over the smell of hot dogs totally worth the $100.
yeah, i loved the (un)zipped pix too...
hot-damn, Jake Gyllenhaal is one fine man!
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 1:15pm.
I heard that Paul McCartney put on an incredible show about 2 hrs.
Hasselhoff is probably drunk off his ass ...right...about...now!
LOL! Wouldn't it be fitting if the Hoff was partying with Tara Reid?
I would have loved to see McCartney's performance.
Paul at Coachella on youtube
Something in the way "Deb" Moves. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsP5RrfJhBs
I wonder if Paris requested to hear some Madonna again
Wait . . . what?? Dita is wearing . . . KEDS???!!!!
Poor Hoff . . . no wonder he hits the booze so hard . . . he keeps falling for tranny messes who eventually break his heart :(
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Booooooo. All these dipshit walking diseases have scared away the common folk from enjoying Coachella. Self-serving asshats.
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
Submitted by LA on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 3:00pm.
It never fails. Coachella turns Southern California weather from 75 to 105 every year.
True. Think if it were scheduled only last weekend. We should use it to mark the official start of summer.
It never fails. Coachella turns Southern California weather from 75 to 105 every year.
People already posted on YT a bunch of live vids of the weekend's shows. Here's TV on the Radio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2hyeXXp5Rw
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 1:15pm.
I heard that Paul McCartney put on an incredible show about 2 hrs.
Hasselhoff is probably drunk off his ass ...right...about...now!
LOL! Wouldn't it be fitting if the Hoff was partying with Tara Reid?
I would have loved to see McCartney's performance.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 1:08pm.
Look, as I TRIED to splain to the police, that "incident" on the up-escalator at the Glendale Galleria was a total misunderstanding. I was trying to re-clip my cell to the Madras belt on my Dockers when I must have accidentally hit the vid button--and zoom, too, I guess.
The Hoff is dating someone with a nutsack. LOL!