What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfits Are These?
Obviously, these two twats are getting dressed in two different closets in probably two different rooms! Matthew Broderick looks like a child toucher with a serious case of halitosis who charms you with his according playing and then offers you some candy from his jar. Meanwhile, Sarah Jessica Parker is looking like a Day-glo Disco My Little Pony left on the dusty backroom storage shelf of a Toys R Us in Indiana since the 80s. If these two faglets can't even coordinate their outfits, how are they coordinating their genitals. They ain't!
And SJP's mug is looking especially filly-ish. Maybe she's full of guilt for throwing Vadge off of her back. Aw. Nibble on a sugar cube and don't be so hard on yourself, Pony. Any bitch would've tossed that roid beast off of them.
Here's Faggy and Haggy at the premiere of Mary Stuart on Broadway last night.
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Awful and that close up of her fug is disgustingly nasty!Get some work done!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Whys she standing with her legs wide open??
Someone give her a carrot and and a sugar cube...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Matt and his pony dressed by Oompah-Loompahs.
Now I've seen everything.
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Wow... those clothes are fugly.
I'm so glad she got that wart/mole taken off her face; I couldn't stop staring at it during the 'SATC' movie.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Who wants to talk about the troll hand holding the bag in thumbnail #6? WTF?
Oh, and BTW, he never got over his identity crisis.
All I can say is 'Thank God this one had a boy and not a girl'. Those genes don't work for females.
His BROWN shoes are more shocking than hers!
Just a couple of morons who named their child James Wilkie and CALL him that! Can you imagine? "James Wilkie, come in the house, dinner is ready". "James Wilkie, did you do all your homework?"
"Telephone, James Wilkie."
YIKES!
Love her shoes!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
That is just a horrendous way to wear that Balmain tuxedo jacket. She managed to put the shoes on properly but they are even more offensive.
She looks dreary with her hair like that. I think she looks best when she has it curly with the blonde highlights.
I guess it's a mystery to me why with all her money and really such a cute tiny shape that she could wear gorgeous clothes but goes out like this.
Yes, I always watched the show, and saw the movie once it came to HBO - can someone explain to me why they made Charlotte scream so much? Every time someone walked into a room or made an announcement, she shrieked. It was beyond annoying.
I like the bag and the shoes.
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
Queen Fagitha Hagitha
MK...Honey Child you sure is funny!!! Faggy and Haggy, lol. I have to agree with Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" when he said that SJP looked like a FOOT. Gyyrrll I was gagging. Poor thing. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't beat that face with a Louisville Slugger to make that bitch look like she was pretty ever again. wheww!! MK darling you're too funny.
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It's about time the piano realized it has not written the concerto!
The Doll aka Queen of the Fag Hags
They should swap shoes.
Oh Please who ever said SJP is a respectable Actress doesn't know what being a "good" or even decent actress is.
I mean really!...um choosing to do films like "The Family Stone" which was the biggest load of pooop ever made not to mention eefed up since SJP decides to let her sister marry her fiance!! WTF
Not to mention "Smart People" which was also a load of crap. Also she also plays people YOU hate
I think the ONLY role mentioning about is her little part as the whore witch in "Hocus Pocus" Which i actually liked
Eeek! She should get back into her coffin and stay there!
the only thing i liked about the sex and the city movie was the theme song SHIV SHIVA!
other than that SATC in my opinion gave hardworking sucessful nyc ladies a bad name. that name being all hardworking independent nyc women are whores. don't like that at all.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
What's happening in these pictures???
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 12:33pm.
Ooohhhh! dang.
You could tell me in Pig-Latin code, o-nay or es-yay (they do or dont)?!
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At least she got that fatass wart removed... bout time - she still needs a bag (over the head-not a feedbag).
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No way man. No fuckin way. *wiping tears*
hysteria, they told me no more spoilers!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:44am.
I liked when Miranda and Steve met on the bridge. Cry times!
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i'll never see the movie, so... what happened? did steve and miranda break up?
btw, looks like a vampire cloak on sjp
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OK, fine...
Every once in a while, I can see why SJP, aka 'Mrs. Ed', is regarded as a style icon.
But not to-fuckin'-day! Not in that goddamn sartorial distress signal.
Can't he dress his beard better than this?!
Security!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I do love that such an unattractive woman such as herself was able to get so far ahead in Hollywood, but I dont completely understand all the hype about her... She is a mediocre actress & she is not good looking at all. Even when I see her on those hair & skin product commercials I just have to shake my head...Really now, who would buy a product based on it being endorsed by someone who doesnt really look good at all. She was never really a fashion icon before SATC & she was dressed by other people, somehow I am sure she still is dressed by someone else.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:51am.
xxy: Okay. That avvie makes you look fat!
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lol not anymore
Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:44am.
. The movie was like a commercial for the "Omg it must be so FABULOUS to be single in Sex and the City!" crowd when being single in NYC actually sucks kinda hard for most people.
this is why I hated the show
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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xxy: Okay. That avvie makes you look fat!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
LCT: On right now.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
will you whores stop with the spoilers, I still haven't seen the movie. lol
DQ, Can you get on Fb? Message times!
Team Jennifer Hudson was atrocious
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I liked the clothes too, but to me it seemed like the movie just picked a few things about the show that people liked and made a 2-hour ode to them. Like, a lot of people liked the fashion but also thought it was FUNNY. The movie was like a commercial for the "Omg it must be so FABULOUS to be single in Sex and the City!" crowd when being single in NYC actually sucks kinda hard for most people. And Jennifer Hudson was so terrible she almost killed my love for the show which she was never even on, lol. I also didn't like the last few episodes of the series, to be honest. Too let's-tie-up-all-the-loose-ends-and-have-everyone-get-togther. The movie did have Samantha dumping Smith and I thought that was redeeming. But I always hated Big and the movie was just more of Carrie letting herself get used by him. So ingratiating. So perhaps I'm biased but there you have it.
I liked when Miranda and Steve met on the bridge. Cry times!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
DQ
*shrugs* if you can't beat em'
join em'
a woman over 40 can look sexy as long as its done with class and she isn't trying to look like a sexy twenty year old. this picture above of SJK is absolutely atrocious and she ought to be ashamed of herself looking like this in public and her husband should have been slapped for allowing her to walk out the house looking like this.
end of rant.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
My favourite scene in SATC is when Charlotte yells 'NO!' at Big when he bails on Carrie. I so air-fist pumped.
WTF is MK putting in the water lately? Why is everyone so damned cranky?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I like her shoes :D
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:32am.
I'm we-tod-did
*runs away*
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SOFA KING WE TODD IT!
Matty's sideburns look like the little strip in Lisa Rinna's no-no place from the other day.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by UKer on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:38am.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:34am.
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I think Stoney was being sarcastic actually.
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thanks, but happily i got that.
I was too. sorta.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Me? Sarcastic?
NEVER!
Teehee.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:36am.
hahahah are you agreeing with me again? *fans self*
come on - that shoe closet thing is all i remember about that movie. it was AWESOME
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
And the Miranda/Carrie arc wasn't deep or special enough for you? The New Years Eve scene was cinematic garbage? Whatever you say!
Some people like the clothes, by the way.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:34am.
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I think Stoney was being sarcastic actually.
TiTs
it make you a shit starter!!!
morning hoe
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:27am.
Yeah, everyone who liked the SATC movie is retarded. GOTCHA.
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I liked the shoes in that movie. What does that make me?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito